BEGIN;
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INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (152, 3, 'tambourines', 'tambourines@example.com', MD5('tambourines'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (250, 1, 'myrtles', 'myrtles@example.com', MD5('myrtles'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (201, 3, 'taximeters', 'taximeters@example.com', MD5('taximeters'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (173, 3, 'dishonor', 'dishonor@example.com', MD5('dishonor'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (33, 2, 'while', 'while@example.com', MD5('while'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (77, 3, 'rumbled', 'rumbled@example.com', MD5('rumbled'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (189, 2, 'unscrambling', 'unscrambling@example.com', MD5('unscrambling'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (251, 2, 'overheating', 'overheating@example.com', MD5('overheating'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (211, 1, 'collaborates', 'collaborates@example.com', MD5('collaborates'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (159, 2, 'gallos', 'gallos@example.com', MD5('gallos'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (110, 3, 'bathsheba', 'bathsheba@example.com', MD5('bathsheba'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (266, 3, 'lifo', 'lifo@example.com', MD5('lifo'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (101, 2, 'monotones', 'monotones@example.com', MD5('monotones'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (57, 3, 'aluminas', 'aluminas@example.com', MD5('aluminas'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (259, 1, 'jog', 'jog@example.com', MD5('jog'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (299, 1, 'calfskin', 'calfskin@example.com', MD5('calfskin'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (112, 2, 'onion', 'onion@example.com', MD5('onion'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (19, 1, 'zenning', 'zenning@example.com', MD5('zenning'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (275, 3, 'berlioz', 'berlioz@example.com', MD5('berlioz'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (270, 1, 'wobbliest', 'wobbliest@example.com', MD5('wobbliest'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (7, 2, 'ours', 'ours@example.com', MD5('ours'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (147, 3, 'societal', 'societal@example.com', MD5('societal'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (300, 1, 'lionel', 'lionel@example.com', MD5('lionel'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (29, 2, 'straightforwardly', 'straightforwardly@example.com', MD5('straightforwardly'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (247, 2, 'tabletops', 'tabletops@example.com', MD5('tabletops'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (43, 2, 'monument', 'monument@example.com', MD5('monument'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (52, 3, 'voronezh', 'voronezh@example.com', MD5('voronezh'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (68, 2, 'broadcloth', 'broadcloth@example.com', MD5('broadcloth'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (287, 2, 'olives', 'olives@example.com', MD5('olives'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (281, 3, 'ecstasy', 'ecstasy@example.com', MD5('ecstasy'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (122, 1, 'foppishness', 'foppishness@example.com', MD5('foppishness'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (290, 2, 'eben', 'eben@example.com', MD5('eben'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (132, 3, 'religiousness', 'religiousness@example.com', MD5('religiousness'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (66, 1, 'lither', 'lither@example.com', MD5('lither'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (209, 2, 'vinaigrette', 'vinaigrette@example.com', MD5('vinaigrette'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (72, 1, 'ceremonious', 'ceremonious@example.com', MD5('ceremonious'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (135, 2, 'cozinesss', 'cozinesss@example.com', MD5('cozinesss'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (274, 1, 'nub', 'nub@example.com', MD5('nub'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (51, 3, 'ambuscade', 'ambuscade@example.com', MD5('ambuscade'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (85, 3, 'purposes', 'purposes@example.com', MD5('purposes'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (288, 1, 'overburdening', 'overburdening@example.com', MD5('overburdening'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (86, 2, 'weekended', 'weekended@example.com', MD5('weekended'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (195, 1, 'obediences', 'obediences@example.com', MD5('obediences'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (53, 1, 'whooshes', 'whooshes@example.com', MD5('whooshes'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (304, 1, 'outhouses', 'outhouses@example.com', MD5('outhouses'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (218, 1, 'cabstands', 'cabstands@example.com', MD5('cabstands'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (253, 2, 'wholesomely', 'wholesomely@example.com', MD5('wholesomely'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (268, 1, 'encumbered', 'encumbered@example.com', MD5('encumbered'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (280, 3, 'cherubs', 'cherubs@example.com', MD5('cherubs'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (32, 3, 'exoskeletons', 'exoskeletons@example.com', MD5('exoskeletons'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (181, 1, 'overhands', 'overhands@example.com', MD5('overhands'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (236, 2, 'polymerize', 'polymerize@example.com', MD5('polymerize'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (215, 3, 'handel', 'handel@example.com', MD5('handel'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (289, 2, 'hideousness', 'hideousness@example.com', MD5('hideousness'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (185, 1, 'handedness', 'handedness@example.com', MD5('handedness'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (64, 3, 'fecundate', 'fecundate@example.com', MD5('fecundate'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (214, 3, 'betokened', 'betokened@example.com', MD5('betokened'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (59, 3, 'xylophonists', 'xylophonists@example.com', MD5('xylophonists'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (164, 1, 'fritos', 'fritos@example.com', MD5('fritos'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (143, 3, 'viva', 'viva@example.com', MD5('viva'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (267, 2, 'sootiest', 'sootiest@example.com', MD5('sootiest'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (174, 1, 'landsmans', 'landsmans@example.com', MD5('landsmans'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (89, 2, 'wedded', 'wedded@example.com', MD5('wedded'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (119, 2, 'humanitarian', 'humanitarian@example.com', MD5('humanitarian'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (148, 2, 'birthrights', 'birthrights@example.com', MD5('birthrights'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (91, 1, 'firmly', 'firmly@example.com', MD5('firmly'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (46, 3, 'numeracy', 'numeracy@example.com', MD5('numeracy'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (184, 3, 'depreciated', 'depreciated@example.com', MD5('depreciated'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (216, 1, 'highways', 'highways@example.com', MD5('highways'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (204, 3, 'anglicans', 'anglicans@example.com', MD5('anglicans'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (131, 3, 'sips', 'sips@example.com', MD5('sips'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (136, 2, 'alphabetizers', 'alphabetizers@example.com', MD5('alphabetizers'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (186, 1, 'tussles', 'tussles@example.com', MD5('tussles'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (97, 1, 'federalizations', 'federalizations@example.com', MD5('federalizations'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (175, 3, 'victimized', 'victimized@example.com', MD5('victimized'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (237, 1, 'wangled', 'wangled@example.com', MD5('wangled'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (249, 1, 'positiveness', 'positiveness@example.com', MD5('positiveness'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (231, 2, 'windproof', 'windproof@example.com', MD5('windproof'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (254, 1, 'eavesdrop', 'eavesdrop@example.com', MD5('eavesdrop'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (71, 2, 'intransigence', 'intransigence@example.com', MD5('intransigence'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (102, 1, 'hiatuss', 'hiatuss@example.com', MD5('hiatuss'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (149, 2, 'calibrations', 'calibrations@example.com', MD5('calibrations'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (269, 3, 'mammoth', 'mammoth@example.com', MD5('mammoth'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (113, 2, 'alcmena', 'alcmena@example.com', MD5('alcmena'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (42, 3, 'sank', 'sank@example.com', MD5('sank'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (172, 3, 'unopened', 'unopened@example.com', MD5('unopened'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (263, 3, 'worry', 'worry@example.com', MD5('worry'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (210, 1, 'blatantly', 'blatantly@example.com', MD5('blatantly'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (117, 2, 'bert', 'bert@example.com', MD5('bert'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (142, 2, 'terence', 'terence@example.com', MD5('terence'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (258, 1, 'masterful', 'masterful@example.com', MD5('masterful'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (44, 3, 'sulkies', 'sulkies@example.com', MD5('sulkies'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (232, 2, 'mortality', 'mortality@example.com', MD5('mortality'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (27, 2, 'stun', 'stun@example.com', MD5('stun'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (45, 1, 'regressions', 'regressions@example.com', MD5('regressions'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (194, 3, 'wrestler', 'wrestler@example.com', MD5('wrestler'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (165, 3, 'geyser', 'geyser@example.com', MD5('geyser'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (88, 3, 'overlaps', 'overlaps@example.com', MD5('overlaps'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (47, 1, 'draculas', 'draculas@example.com', MD5('draculas'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (65, 2, 'dullnesss', 'dullnesss@example.com', MD5('dullnesss'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (278, 1, 'hurdlers', 'hurdlers@example.com', MD5('hurdlers'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (20, 1, 'boutonnières', 'boutonnières@example.com', MD5('boutonnières'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (138, 2, 'bard', 'bard@example.com', MD5('bard'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (240, 3, 'beats', 'beats@example.com', MD5('beats'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (134, 1, 'previously', 'previously@example.com', MD5('previously'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (120, 3, 'houselightss', 'houselightss@example.com', MD5('houselightss'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (301, 3, 'noway', 'noway@example.com', MD5('noway'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (279, 2, 'anarchy', 'anarchy@example.com', MD5('anarchy'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (99, 2, 'rearrangements', 'rearrangements@example.com', MD5('rearrangements'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (227, 3, 'scoring', 'scoring@example.com', MD5('scoring'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (225, 3, 'abrading', 'abrading@example.com', MD5('abrading'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (96, 2, 'amaryllises', 'amaryllises@example.com', MD5('amaryllises'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (224, 3, 'blows', 'blows@example.com', MD5('blows'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (180, 1, 'reformat', 'reformat@example.com', MD5('reformat'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (39, 3, 'guinea', 'guinea@example.com', MD5('guinea'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (261, 3, 'elvishes', 'elvishes@example.com', MD5('elvishes'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (23, 2, 'rondos', 'rondos@example.com', MD5('rondos'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (94, 3, 'classrooms', 'classrooms@example.com', MD5('classrooms'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (80, 2, 'dishrags', 'dishrags@example.com', MD5('dishrags'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (220, 1, 'unsweetened', 'unsweetened@example.com', MD5('unsweetened'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (286, 1, 'saviors', 'saviors@example.com', MD5('saviors'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (228, 2, 'buttoning', 'buttoning@example.com', MD5('buttoning'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (198, 1, 'mangles', 'mangles@example.com', MD5('mangles'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (235, 3, 'baobab', 'baobab@example.com', MD5('baobab'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (137, 1, 'shearer', 'shearer@example.com', MD5('shearer'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (92, 1, 'pedestals', 'pedestals@example.com', MD5('pedestals'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (192, 1, 'peritonitis', 'peritonitis@example.com', MD5('peritonitis'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (222, 3, 'alto', 'alto@example.com', MD5('alto'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (153, 1, 'aristarchus', 'aristarchus@example.com', MD5('aristarchus'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (105, 3, 'hafniums', 'hafniums@example.com', MD5('hafniums'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (248, 2, 'agronomist', 'agronomist@example.com', MD5('agronomist'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (50, 2, 'bicarbs', 'bicarbs@example.com', MD5('bicarbs'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (40, 1, 'axons', 'axons@example.com', MD5('axons'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (69, 3, 'injunction', 'injunction@example.com', MD5('injunction'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (302, 1, 'pneumatically', 'pneumatically@example.com', MD5('pneumatically'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (178, 2, 'psaltery', 'psaltery@example.com', MD5('psaltery'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (126, 1, 'steamboats', 'steamboats@example.com', MD5('steamboats'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (257, 1, 'clammily', 'clammily@example.com', MD5('clammily'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (107, 1, 'autobahns', 'autobahns@example.com', MD5('autobahns'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (73, 1, 'deductibles', 'deductibles@example.com', MD5('deductibles'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (294, 2, 'snide', 'snide@example.com', MD5('snide'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (129, 3, 'waite', 'waite@example.com', MD5('waite'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (63, 2, 'javas', 'javas@example.com', MD5('javas'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (93, 3, 'brendas', 'brendas@example.com', MD5('brendas'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (229, 3, 'parenthesized', 'parenthesized@example.com', MD5('parenthesized'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (30, 3, 'blooms', 'blooms@example.com', MD5('blooms'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (242, 1, 'meninxs', 'meninxs@example.com', MD5('meninxs'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (103, 1, 'castration', 'castration@example.com', MD5('castration'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (243, 3, 'confederations', 'confederations@example.com', MD5('confederations'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (166, 2, 'bis', 'bis@example.com', MD5('bis'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (182, 2, 'thirds', 'thirds@example.com', MD5('thirds'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (37, 2, 'tachographs', 'tachographs@example.com', MD5('tachographs'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (70, 2, 'honolulus', 'honolulus@example.com', MD5('honolulus'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (36, 3, 'refitting', 'refitting@example.com', MD5('refitting'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (133, 1, 'separatists', 'separatists@example.com', MD5('separatists'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (238, 3, 'weakness', 'weakness@example.com', MD5('weakness'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (106, 1, 'photoelectric', 'photoelectric@example.com', MD5('photoelectric'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (167, 3, 'sportswriters', 'sportswriters@example.com', MD5('sportswriters'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (303, 2, 'redraw', 'redraw@example.com', MD5('redraw'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (158, 3, 'gladiolas', 'gladiolas@example.com', MD5('gladiolas'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (234, 3, 'wandering', 'wandering@example.com', MD5('wandering'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (95, 3, 'budget', 'budget@example.com', MD5('budget'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (14, 3, 'mugfuls', 'mugfuls@example.com', MD5('mugfuls'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (171, 3, 'dippiest', 'dippiest@example.com', MD5('dippiest'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (17, 1, 'misspends', 'misspends@example.com', MD5('misspends'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (78, 3, 'complains', 'complains@example.com', MD5('complains'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (205, 1, 'optimums', 'optimums@example.com', MD5('optimums'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (5, 2, 'undertakings', 'undertakings@example.com', MD5('undertakings'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (74, 2, 'forefingers', 'forefingers@example.com', MD5('forefingers'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (146, 1, 'novelty', 'novelty@example.com', MD5('novelty'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (271, 1, 'grants', 'grants@example.com', MD5('grants'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (61, 3, 'locusts', 'locusts@example.com', MD5('locusts'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (35, 1, 'teems', 'teems@example.com', MD5('teems'));
INSERT INTO Users (ID, AccountTypeID, Username, Email, Passwd) VALUES (141, 2, 'tartuffe', 'tartuffe@example.com', MD5('tartuffe'));
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had ever reached the Enlightenment Yond Enlightenment), by asking whether 
various objects had Buddha-nature or not.  To such a question Tortue 
invariably sat silent.  The monk had already asked about a bean, a lake, 
and a moonlit night.  One day he brought to Tortue a piece of string, and 
asked the same question.  In reply, the Grand Tortue grasped the loop 
between his feet and, with a few simple manipulations, created a complex 
string which he proferred wordlessly to the monk.  At that moment, the monk 
was enlightened. 

From then on, the monk did not bother Tortue.  Instead, he made string after 
string by Tortues method; and he passed the method on to his own disciples, 
who passed it on to theirs.', 1354911702);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (216, 160, '[District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that there are
two sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity:

(1) Go down and raid all the lockers in the local high school and
    confiscate 53 marijuana cigarettes and put them in a pile and hold
    a press conference where you announce that they have a street value
    of $850 million.  These raids never fail, because ALL high schools,
    including brand-new, never-used ones, have at least 53 marijuana
    cigarettes in the lockers.  As far as anyone can tell, the locker
    factory puts them there.
(2) Raid an "adult book store" and hold a press conference where you
    announce you are charging the owner with 850 counts of being a
    piece of human sleaze.  This also never fails, because you always
    get a conviction.  A juror at a pornography trial is not about to
    state for the record that he finds nothing obscene about a movie
    where actors engage in sexual activities with live snakes and a
    fire extinguisher.  He is going to convict the bookstore owner, and
    vote for the death penalty just to make sure nobody gets the wrong
    impression.
		-- Dave Barry, "Pornography"', 1354920840);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (637, 59, 'Perl is designed to give you several ways to do anything, so
consider picking the most readable one.
             -- Larry Wall in the perl man page', 1355070458);
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		-- John Foreman', 1354895334);
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	All things considered, life is 9 to 5 against.', 1355051836);
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system.  Debian is a truly elegant Linux distribution; great care has
been taken in the preparation of packages and their placement within the
system.  The sheer number of packages available is also impressive...."', 1354896118);
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	I am firmly opposed to the spread of microchips either to the home or
to the office,  We have more than enough of them foisted upon us in public
places.  They are a disgusting Americanism, and can only result in the farmers
being forced to grow smaller potatoes, which in turn will cause massive un-
employment in the already severely depressed agricultural industry.
	Yours faithfully,
	Capt. Quinton DArcy, J.P.
	Sevenoaks
		-- Letters To The Editor, The Times of London', 1355102078);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (444, 266, 'Hackings just another word for nothing left to kludge.', 1355065589);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (708, 9, 'Gil-galad was an Elven-king.
Of him the harpers sadly sing:
the last whose realm was fair and free
between the Mountains and the Sea.

His sword was long, his lance was keen,
his shining helm afar was seen;
the countless stars of heavens field
were mirrored in his silver shield.

But long ago he rode away,
and where he dwelleth none can say;
for into darkness fell his star
in Mordor where the shadows are.
		-- J. R. R. Tolkien', 1354879356);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (708, 299, 'The biggest difference between time and space is that you cant reuse time.
		-- Merrick Furst', 1355131468);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (539, 12, 'Incumbent, n.:
	Person of liveliest interest to the outcumbents.
		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devils Dictionary"', 1355036223);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (539, 152, 'Even moderation ought not to be practiced to excess.', 1355000376);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (539, 199, 'If you stew apples like cranberries, they taste more like prunes than
rhubarb does.
		-- Groucho Marx', 1355095776);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (539, 210, 'Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.
		-- Wittgenstein', 1355102365);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (481, 63, 'You need no longer worry about the future.  This time tomorrow youll be dead.', 1354896045);
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	A process employed by hostile hardware devices to initate a
	terse but civil dialogue, which, in turn, is characterized by
	occasional misunderstanding, sulking, and name-calling.', 1354886007);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (621, 225, 'Man is the measure of all things.
		-- Protagoras', 1354882369);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (621, 187, 'Build a system that even a fool can use and only a fool will want to use it.', 1355009842);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (847, 235, 'Kath: Can he be present at the birth of his child?
Ed: Its all any reasonable child can expect if the dad is present
	at the conception.
		-- Joe Orton, "Entertaining Mr. Sloane"', 1355077100);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (90, 151, '<Knghtbrd> Leave it to manoj to call procmail "puny"', 1355112755);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (232, 162, 'Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
		-- R. Heinlein ', 1355113440);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (232, 232, 'It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable,
as ones hat keeps blowing off.
		-- Woody Allen', 1355049802);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (232, 262, '"I dont like spinach, and Im glad I dont, because if I liked it Id
eat it, and I just hate it."
		-- Clarence Darrow', 1355088792);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (232, 62, 'Seek for the Sword that was broken:
In Imladris it dwells;
There shall be counsels taken
Stronger than Morgul-spells.

There shall be shown a token
That Doom is near at hand,
For Isildurs Bane shall waken,
And the Halfling forth shall stand.
		-- J. R. R. Tolkien', 1355103095);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (121, 90, '  "Its a step forward although there was no progress."
  President Hosni Murbarak of Egypt attempting to put the best face
  on a disappointing summit meeting between President Clinton and
  the Syrian dictator Hafez Assad.', 1355050244);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (210, 'dictators', '7.16.39-1', 7, 1354874077, 269, 43);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (210, 282, 'They wouldnt listen to the fact that I was a genius,
The man said "We got all that we can use",
So Ive got those steadily-depressin, low-down, mind-messin,
Working-at-the-car-wash blues.
		-- Jim Croce', 1354874486);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (210, 293, 'I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
		-- Bill Hoest', 1355059155);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (658, 302, '	A shy teenage boy finally worked up the nerve to give a gift to
Madonna, a young puppy.  It hitched its waggin to a star.', 1355026327);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (658, 249, 'In defeat, unbeatable; in victory, unbearable.
		-- W. Churchill, on General Montgomery', 1355043271);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (658, 260, 'What no spouse of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is working
when hes staring out the window.', 1355018775);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (658, 252, 'I owe, I owe,
Its off to work I go...', 1354900376);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (26, 28, 'I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the
places they do today.
		-- Will Rogers', 1354930070);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (26, 232, 'The Lord prefers common-looking people.  That is the reason that He makes
so many of them.
		-- Abraham Lincoln', 1354945095);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (390, 100, 'You can cage a swallow, cant you,
	but you cant swallow a cage, can you?
Girl, bathing on Bikini, eyeing boy,
	finds boy eyeing bikini on bathing girl.
A man, a plan, a canal -- Panama!
		-- The Palindromist', 1355087175);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (390, 54, 'Postmen never die, they just lose their zip.', 1355086998);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (390, 136, 'Lady, lady, should you meet
One whose ways are all discreet,
One who murmurs that his wife
Is the lodestar of his life,
One who keeps assuring you
That he never was untrue,
Never loved another one...
Lady, lady, better run!
		-- Dorothy Parker, "Social Note"', 1355018278);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (390, 178, 'To be awake is to be alive.  -- Henry David Thoreau, in "Walden"', 1355033186);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (326, 'malevolences', '0.3-1', 15, 1354874078, 203, 151);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (326, 177, 'Creativity in living is not without its attendant difficulties, for
peculiarity breeds contempt. And the unfortunate thing about being
ahead of your time when people finally realize you were right, theyll
say it was obvious all along.
		-- Alan Ashley-Pitt', 1354971359);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (500, 291, 'Function reject.', 1354954361);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (604, 85, 'Ill grant thee random access to my heart,
Thoult tell me all the constants of thy love;
And so we two shall all loves lemmas prove
And in our bound partition never part.

Cancel me not -- for what then shall remain?
Abscissas, some mantissas, modules, modes,
A root or two, a torus and a node:
The inverse of my verse, a null domain.

I see the eigenvalue in thine eye,
I hear the tender tensor in thy sigh.
Bernoulli would have been content to die
Had he but known such a-squared cos 2(thi)!
		-- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad"', 1355014366);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (604, 179, 'The sourceforge approach is to place all of the projects in some bland
"open source surburbia", where all of the houses are alike, with only the
colors and minor style variations (which building plan was used for which
particular house) are allowed by the restrictive covenants and local
zoning laws.  Sourceforege is the open source equivalent of the
subdivision in the movie "Edward Scissorhands".
        -- Terry Lambert', 1355026340);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (604, 47, 'Successful and fortunate crime is called virtue.
- Seneca', 1355129784);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (429, 'celluloid', '3.15.26-2', 3, 1354874078, 157, 59);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (429, 30, 'polygon:
	Dead parrot.', 1355047075);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (429, 300, 'Bore, n.:
	A guy who wraps up a two-minute idea in a two-hour vocabulary.
		-- Walter Winchell', 1355095066);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (750, 'uniform', '4.16-3', 7, 1354874078, 146, 289);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (750, 289, 'Five rules for eternal misery:
	(1) Always try to exhort others to look upon you favorably.
	(2) Make lots of assumptions about situations and be sure to
	    treat these assumptions as though they are reality.
	(3) Then treat each new situation as though its a crisis.
	(4) Live in the past and future only (become obsessed with
	    how much better things might have been or how much worse
	    things might become).
	(5) Occasionally stomp on yourself for being so stupid as to
	    follow the first four rules.', 1354987707);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (664, 'demises', '9.9.29-6', 16, 1354874078, 65, 214);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (664, 116, '... The Anarchists [national] anthem is an international anthem that
consists of 365 raspberries blown in very quick succession to the tune
of "Camptown Races".  Nobody has to stand up for it, nobody has to
listen to it, and, even better, nobody has to play it.
		-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchists Almanac"', 1355061589);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (664, 18, 'As long as there are entrenched social and political distinctions
between sexes, races or classes, there will be forms of science whose
main function is to rationalize and legitimize these distinctions.
		-- Elizabeth Fee', 1355094412);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (430, 'splinter', '5.4.38-1', 3, 1354874078, 243, 63);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (430, 95, 'Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer and then you find
there is nothing in it.
		-- James Huneker', 1354885693);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (395, 'pastrys', '7.3-5', 14, 1354874078, 58, 263);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (395, 242, 'We do not colonize.  We conquer.  We rule.  There is no other way for us.
		-- Rojan, "By Any Other Name", stardate 4657.5', 1354979625);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (395, 214, 'The two party system ... is a triumph of the dialectic.  It showed that
two could be one and one could be two and had probably been fabricated
by Hegel for the American market on a subcontract from General Dynamics.
		-- I.F. Stone', 1354973951);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (395, 282, 'Im a Lisp variable -- bind me!', 1355112701);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (395, 272, 'Do what you can to prolong your life, in the hope that someday youll
learn what its for.', 1354996911);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (749, 'decimeter', '4.0-8', 14, 1354874078, 58, 253);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (749, 232, '"I have more information in one place than anybody in the world."  
-- Jerry Pournelle, an absurd notion, apparently about the BIX BBS', 1355015472);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (181, 'crescendos', '6.12.6-1', 11, 1354874078, 242, 152);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (181, 117, 'Since a politician never believes what he says, he is surprised
when others believe him.
		-- Charles DeGaulle', 1354879091);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (181, 29, 'Or you or I must yield up his life to Ahrimanes.  I would rather it were you.
I should have no hesitation in sacrificing my own life to spare yours, but
we take stock next week, and it would not be fair on the company.
		-- J. Wellington Wells', 1354967024);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (254, 'proctoring', '7.0.4-8', 9, 1354874078, 214, 71);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (254, 250, '"Im an idiot.. At least this one [bug] took about 5 minutes to find.."
(Linus Torvalds in response to a bug report.)

> Im an idiot.. At least this [bug] took about 5 minutes to find..
Disquieting ...
(Gonzalo Tornaria in response to Linus Torvaldss mailing about a kernel bug.)

> Im an idiot.. At least this [bug] took about 5 minutes to find..
We need to find some new terms to describe the rest of us mere mortals
then.
(Craig Schlenter in response to Linus Torvaldss mailing about a kernel bug.)

> Im an idiot.. At least this [bug] took about 5 minutes to find..
Surely, Linus is talking about the kind of idiocy that others aspire to :-).
(Bruce Perens in response to Linus Torvaldss mailing about a kernel bug.)', 1354973851);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (254, 26, 'Get forgiveness now -- tomorrow you may no longer feel guilty.', 1354925396);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (254, 207, '"The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl."
		-- Dave Barry', 1354987814);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (254, 288, 'As the system comes up, the component builders will from time to time appear,
bearing hot new versions of their pieces -- faster, smaller, more complete,
or putatively less buggy.  The replacement of a working component by a new
version requires the same systematic testing procedure that adding a new
component does, although it should require less time, for more complete and
efficient test cases will usually be available.
		-- Frederick Brooks Jr., "The Mythical Man Month" ', 1355096355);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (880, 'clutter', '7.0-4', 14, 1354874078, 143, 280);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (880, 125, 'No house should ever be on any hill or on anything.  It should be of the hill,
belonging to it.
		-- Frank Lloyd Wright', 1355017694);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (880, 162, 'Its name is Public Opinion.  It is held in reverence.  It settles everything.
Some think it is the voice of God.
		-- Mark Twain', 1355029894);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (819, 'trojans', '2.13-5', 4, 1354874078, 266, 232);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (819, 86, 'Recently deceased blues guitarist Stevie Ray Vaughan "comes to" after
his death.  He sees Jimi Hendrix sitting next to him, tuning his guitar.
"Holy cow," he thinks to himself, "this guy is my idol."  Over at the
microphone, about to sing, are Jim Morrison and Janis Joplin, and the
bassist is the late Barry Oakley of the Allman Brothers.  So Stevie
Rays thinking, "Oh, wow!  Ive died and gone to rock and roll heaven."
Just then, Karen Carpenter walks in, sits down at the drums, and says:
"Close to You.  Hit it, boys!"
		-- Told by Penn Jillette, of magic/comedy duo Penn and Teller', 1354907347);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (819, 24, 'Pelorat sighed.
	"I will never understand people."
	"Theres nothing to it.  All you have to do is take a close look
at yourself and you will understand everyone else.  How would Seldon have
worked out his Plan -- and I dont care how subtle his mathematics was --
if he didnt understand people; and how could he have done that if people
werent easy to understand?  You show me someone who cant understand
people and Ill show you someone who has built up a false image of himself
-- no offense intended."
		-- Asimov, "Foundations Edge"', 1355021584);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (819, 50, 'A sense of desolation and uncertainty, of futility, of the baselessness
of aspirations, of the vanity of endeavor, and a thirst for a life giving
water which seems suddenly to have failed, are the signs in conciousness
of this necessary reorganization of our lives.

It is difficult to believe that this state of mind can be produced by the
recognition of such facts as that unsupported stones always fall to the
ground.
		-- J.W.N. Sullivan', 1355129573);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (17, 'reeducating', '0.4-4', 14, 1354874078, 82, 46);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (17, 142, 'I will never lie to you.', 1354956740);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (17, 293, 'genius, n.:
	Person clever enough to be born in the right place at the right
	time of the right sex and to follow up this advantage by saying
	all the right things to all the right people.', 1354970246);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (385, 'upward', '8.5.96-8', 15, 1354874078, 114, 86);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (385, 224, 'Its not usually cost effective time wise to go do it. But if somethings
really pissing you off, you just go find the code and fix it and thats
really cool.
        -- John Carmack, on the advantages of open source', 1355007132);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (385, 67, 'Give all orders verbally.  Never write anything down that might go into a
"Pearl Harbor File".', 1355025269);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (385, 107, 'Watch Rincewind.

Look at him.  Scrawny, like most wizards, and clad in a dark red robe on
which a few mystic sigils were embroidered in tarnished sequins. Some might
have taken him for a mere apprentice enchanter who had run away from his
master out of defiance, boredom, fear and a lingering taste for
heterosexuality.  Yet around his neck was a chain bearing the bronze octagon
that marked him as an alumnus of Unseen University, the high school of magic
whose time-and-space transcendent campus is never precisely Here or There.
Graduates were usually destined for mageship at least, but Rincewind--after
an unfortunate event--had left knowing only one spell and made a living of
sorts around the town by capitalizing on an innate gift for languages.  He
avoided work as a rule, but had a quickness of wit that put his
acquaintances in mind of a bright rodent.
		-- Terry Pratchett, "The Colour of Magic"', 1355039187);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (385, 281, 'The little pieces of my life I give to you, with love, to make a quilt
to keep away the cold.', 1355065362);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (738, 'testing', '6.18.31-1', 7, 1354874078, 122, 214);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (738, 216, '<theoddone33> Whats this message on my screen,
<theoddone33>   so blue, so blue, what could it mean?
<theoddone33> Could you, would you press Delete,
<theoddone33>   Ctrl and Alt and then repeat.', 1355028680);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (874, 'uniting', '4.11-5', 11, 1354874078, 31, 178);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (874, 256, '<calc> Knghtbrd: irc doesnt compile c code very well ;)', 1354923891);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (874, 109, 'As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not
certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.
		-- Albert Einstein', 1355108693);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (52, 'finnish', '6.3.65-1', 14, 1354874079, 159, 263);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (52, 228, 'Next, upon a stool, weve a sight to make you drool.
Seven virgins and a mule, keep it cool, keep it cool.
		-- ELP, "Karn Evil 9" (1st Impression, Part 2)', 1355012952);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (52, 299, '"Anything created must necessarily be inferior to the essence of the creator."
-- Claude Shouse (shouse@macomw.ARPA)

"Einsteins mother must have been one heck of a physicist."
-- Joseph C. Wang (joe@athena.mit.edu)', 1355103271);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (52, 142, 'Doubt is a pain too lonely to know that faith is his twin brother.
- Kahlil Gibran', 1355120507);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (270, 'sporty', '4.13.96-10', 11, 1354874079, 91, 182);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (270, 25, '"Remember Kruschev:  he tried to do too many things too fast, and he was 
removed in disgrace.  If Gorbachev tries to destroy the system or make too
many fundamental changes to it, I believe the system will get rid of him.
I am not a political scientist, but I understand the system very well.
I believe he will have a "heart attack" or retire or be removed.  He is
up against a brick wall.  If you think they will change everything and
become a free, open society, forget it!"
-- Victor Belenko, MiG-25 fighter pilot who defected in 1976
   "Defense Electronics", Vol 20, No. 6, pg. 110', 1355025567);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (270, 68, 'Linux: the choice of a GNU generation
	-- ksh@cis.ufl.edu put this on Tshirts in 93', 1355118703);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (270, 160, 'Someone whom you reject today, will reject you tomorrow.', 1354875494);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (165, 'slacks', '7.6.37-7', 10, 1354874079, 168, 269);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (165, 197, 'Around computers it is difficult to find the correct unit of time to
measure progress.  Some cathedrals took a century to complete.  Can you
imagine the grandeur and scope of a program that would take as long?
		-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982', 1355098870);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (165, 36, 'The [Ford Foundation] is a large body of money completely surrounded by
people who want some.
		-- Dwight MacDonald', 1355113838);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (165, 241, 'Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to
make it complex and wonderful.', 1354938546);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (165, 261, '"Catch a wave and youre sitting on top of the world."
- The Beach Boys', 1354996967);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (630, 'chloroforms', '3.13.80-10', 5, 1354874079, 52, 29);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (630, 302, 'Beware of the Turing Tar-pit in which everything is possible but nothing of 
interest is easy.', 1354912345);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (630, 208, 'We are not a clone.', 1355122212);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (153, 'mussier', '2.1-7', 7, 1354874079, 47, NULL);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (153, 247, 'Warning: Listening to WXRT on April Fools Day is not recommended for
those who are slightly disoriented the first few hours after waking up.
		-- Chicago Reader 4/22/83', 1355100892);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (807, 'wands', '9.0.19-4', 13, 1354874079, 237, 294);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (807, 294, 'It is better to wear chains than to believe you are free, and weight
yourself down with invisible chains.', 1354941633);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (807, 96, 'Safety Net-ism:
	The belief that there will always be a financial and emotional
safety net to buffer lifes hurts.  Usually parents.
		-- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated
		   Culture"', 1354921102);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (807, 127, 'Any man can work when every stroke of his hand brings down the fruit
rattling from the tree to the ground; but to labor in season and out of
season, under every discouragement, by the power of truth -- that
requires a heroism which is transcendent.
		-- Henry Ward Beecher', 1355028852);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (807, 123, 'Th MIND is the Pizza Palace of th SOUL', 1355118055);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (866, 238, 'An eye in a blue face
Saw an eye in a green face.
"That eye is like this eye"
Said the first eye,
"But in low place,
Not in high place."', 1354966014);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (198, 270, 'New Yorks got the ways and means;
Just wont let you be.
		-- The Grateful Dead', 1355020547);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (93, 110, 'It looked like something resembling white marble, which was
probably what it was: something resembling white marble.
		-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy"', 1354940083);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (93, 148, 'Life sucks, but death doesnt put out at all.
		-- Thomas J. Kopp', 1355122290);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (93, 30, 'You will be given a post of trust and responsibility.', 1354950957);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (93, 293, 'Governments Law:
	There is an exception to all laws.', 1355001886);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (670, 15, 'An aphorism is never exactly true; it is either a half-truth or
one-and-a-half truths.
		-- Karl Kraus', 1354877066);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (670, 54, 'The nice thing about egotists is that they dont talk about other people.
		-- Lucille S. Harper', 1355016604);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (670, 280, 'You can cage a swallow, cant you,
	but you cant swallow a cage, can you?
Girl, bathing on Bikini, eyeing boy,
	finds boy eyeing bikini on bathing girl.
A man, a plan, a canal -- Panama!
		-- The Palindromist', 1354996612);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (883, 91, '<jgoerzen> stu: ahh that machine.  Dont you think that something named
           stallman deserves to be an Alpha? :-)
<stu> jgoerzen: no, actually, Id prolly be more inclined to name a 386
      with 4 megs of ram and a 40 meg hard drive stallman.
<stu> with a big fat case that makes tons of noise and rattles the floor
* Knghtbrd falls to the floor holding his sides laughing
<stu> and..
<stu> double-height hard drive', 1355030435);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (793, 222, 'Never test for an error condition you dont know how to handle.
		-- Steinbach', 1355078852);
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invented a new program that became popular and sold well.  As a result, the
manager retained his job.
	The manager tried to give the programmer a bonus, but the programmer
refused it, saying, "I wrote the program because I though it was an interesting
concept, and thus I expect no reward."
	The manager, upon hearing this, remarked, "This programmer, though he
holds a position of small esteem, understands well the proper duty of an
employee.  Lets promote him to the exalted position of management consultant!"
	But when told this, the programmer once more refused, saying, "I exist
so that I can program.  If I were promoted, I would do nothing but waste
everyones time.  Can I go now?  I have a program that Im working on."
		-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"', 1354947745);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (793, 118, 'It is impossible to experience ones death objectively and still carry a tune.
		-- Woody Allen', 1354982211);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (136, 105, 'Love isnt only blind, its also deaf, dumb, and stupid.', 1354901853);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (136, 70, 'A man was kneeling by a grave in a cemetery, crying and praying very loudly,
	"Oh why..eeeee did you die...eeeeee, Oh Why..eeeeee,
why did you Di......eeee"
The caretaker walks up, pardons himself and asks politely,
	"Excuse me, sir, but Ive been seeing you for hours now,
carrying on at this grave.  You must have been very close to the deceased."
	"No, I never met him.  Oh why....eeeee did you dieeeeee,
why....eeeee did you.."
	"Sir, you say you never met this person, yet you carry on so?
Tell, me who is buried here?"
	"My wifes first husband."', 1355093180);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (79, 223, '"By long-standing tradition, I take this opportunity to savage other
designers in the thin disguise of good, clean fun."
-- P. J. Plauger, from his April Fools column in April 88s "Computer Language"', 1354903563);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (103, 'excavators', '1.2.36-5', 16, 1354874080, 31, 263);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (103, 145, 'The faster I go, the behinder I get.
		-- Lewis Carroll', 1354955276);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (648, 200, 'The easiest way to figure the cost of living is to take your income and
add ten percent.', 1355043097);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (648, 230, 'All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means.
		-- Chou En Lai', 1354892477);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (651, 181, 'This is the sort of English up with which I will not put.
		-- Winston Churchill', 1355092366);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (651, 232, 'A [golf] ball sliced or hooked into the rough shall be lifted and placed in
the fairway at a point equal to the distance it carried or rolled into the
rough.  Such veering right or left frequently results from friction between
the face of the club and the cover of the ball and the player should not be
penalized for the erratic behavior of the ball resulting from such
uncontrollable physical phenomena.
		-- Donald A. Metz', 1354916053);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (651, 287, '	"Fantasies are free."
	"NO!! NO!! Its the thought police!!!!"', 1355076818);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (449, 106, 'The eternal feminine draws us upward.
		-- Goethe', 1354990026);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (449, 160, 'Into love and out again,
	Thus I went and thus I go.
Spare your voice, and hold your pen:
	Well and bitterly I know
All the songs were ever sung,
	All the words were ever said;
Could it be, when I was young,
	Someone dropped me on my head?
		-- Dorothy Parker, "Theory"', 1355094745);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (449, 181, 'Welcome to boggle - do you want instructions?

D    G    G    O

O    Y    A    N

A    D    B    T

K    I    S    P
Enter words:
>', 1355129539);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (559, 13, '  Goes (Went) over like a lead balloon.', 1354943259);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (559, 260, 'When we jumped into Sicily, the units became separated, and I couldnt find
anyone.  Eventually I stumbled across two colonels, a major, three captains,
two lieutenants, and one rifleman, and we secured the bridge.  Never in the
history of war have so few been led by so many.
- General James Gavin', 1354949511);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (887, 203, 'The District of Columbia has a law forbidding you to exert pressure on
a balloon and thereby cause a whistling sound on the streets.', 1355018206);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (887, 48, 'And they mainly want to teach them not to question, not to imagine,
but to be obedient and behave well so that they can hold them forever as
children to their bosom as the second millennium lurches toward its
panicky close.
		-- Jerome Stern', 1354963259);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (887, 227, 'Politics -- the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign
funds from the rich by promising to protect each from the other.
		-- Oscar Ameringer', 1354966428);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (887, 20, 'Gravity:
	What you get when you eat too much and too fast.', 1354880966);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (97, 61, 'Never get into fights with ugly people because they have nothing to lose.', 1355109230);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (332, 187, '"One day I woke up and discovered that I was in love with tripe."
-- Tom Anderson', 1354925197);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (332, 215, 'Reactor error - core dumped!', 1354900203);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (332, 93, 'Mmmmmm-MMMMMM!!  A plate of STEAMING PIECES of a PIG mixed with the
shreds of SEVERAL CHICKENS!! ... Oh BOY!!  Im about to swallow a
TORN-OFF section of a COWS LEFT LEG soaked in COTTONSEED OIL and
SUGAR!! ... Lets see ... Next, Ill have the GROUND-UP flesh of CUTE,
BABY LAMBS fried in the MELTED, FATTY TISSUES from a warm-blooded
animal someone once PETTED!! ... YUM!!  That was GOOD!!  For DESSERT,
Ill have a TOFU BURGER with BEAN SPROUTS on a stone-ground, WHOLE
WHEAT BUN!!', 1355100991);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (332, 222, 'The introduction of a new kind of music must be shunned as imperiling the
whole state, for styles of music are never disturbed without affecting
the most important political institutions. ...  The new style, gradually
gaining a lodgement, quitely insinuates itself into manners and customs,
and from it ... goes on to attack laws and constitutions, displaying the
utmost impudence, until it ends by overturning everything.
		-- Plato, "Republic", 370 B.C.', 1355043106);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (397, 148, 'Kill Ugly Radio
- Frank Zappa', 1355070064);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (710, 202, 'Article the Third:
	Where a crime of the kidneys has been committed, the accused should
	enjoy the right to a speedy diaper change.  Public announcements and
	guided tours of the aforementioned are not necessary.
Article the Fourth:
	The decision to eat strained lamb or not should be with the "feedee"
	and not the "feeder".  Blowing the strained lamb into the feeders
	face should be accepted as an opinion, not as a declaration of war.
Article the Fifth:
	Babies should enjoy the freedom to vocalize, whether it be in church,
	a public meeting place, during a movie, or after hours when the
	lights are out.  They have not yet learned that joy and laughter have
	to last a lifetime and must be conserved.
		-- Erma Bombeck, "A Babys Bill of Rights"', 1354903011);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (710, 235, '<xtifr> Athena Desktop Environment!  In your hearts, you *know* its the
        right choice! :)
* Knghtbrd THWAPS xtifr', 1355033716);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (110, 71, '<xinkeT> "Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot
         change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom
         to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they
         pissed me off."', 1355090094);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (110, 165, 'Where theres no emotion, theres no motive for violence.
		-- Spock, "Dagger of the Mind", stardate 2715.1', 1354917969);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (809, 143, 'Jesus is my POSTMASTER GENERAL ...', 1355113116);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (809, 5, '"Youll pay to know what you really think."
-- J.R. "Bob" Dobbs', 1354996869);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (809, 76, 'What happens to a dream deferred?
Does it dry up
Like a raisin in the sun?
Or fester like a sore --
And then run?
Does it stink like rotten meat?
Or crust and sugar over --
Like a syrupy sweet?
  
Maybe it just sags
Like a heavy load.
  
Or does it explode?
		-- Langston Hughes', 1354916533);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (809, 71, '<lux> if macOS is for the computer illiterate, then windoze is for the
      computer masochists', 1354960028);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (154, 'onomatopoetic', '5.1-10', 14, 1354874080, 93, 32);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (154, 153, '	A musical reviewer admitted he always praised the first show of a
new theatrical season.  "Who am I to stone the first cast?"', 1355064804);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (688, 'babe', '3.0-10', 9, 1354874080, 218, 287);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (688, 37, 'I was born because it was a habit in those days, people didnt know
anything else ... I was not a Child Prodigy, because a Child Prodigy is
a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up.
		-- Will Rogers', 1354955135);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (688, 75, '"Whats the use of a good quotation if you cant change it?"
		-- The Doctor', 1354928726);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (688, 11, 'Pull-the-Plug, Slice the Pie:
	A fantasy in which an offspring mentally tallies up the
net worth of his parents.
		-- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated
		   Culture"', 1355073852);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (294, 'crosspieces', '7.14.64-10', 4, 1354874080, 99, 77);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (294, 118, 'Support Mental Health.  Or Ill kill you.', 1355062158);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (294, 188, 'Give me a Plumbers friend the size of the Pittsburgh dome, and a place
to stand, and I will drain the world.', 1354946090);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (294, 134, 'Humor in the Court:
Q: What can you tell us about the truthfulness and veracity of this defendant?
A: Oh, she will tell the truth. She said shed kill that sonofabitch--and 
   she did!', 1354969719);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (547, 236, '"An Academic speculated whether a bather is beautiful
if there is none in the forest to admire her. He hid
in the bushes to find out, which vitiated his premise
but made him happy.
Moral: Empiricism is more fun than speculation."
-- Sam Weber', 1355026750);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (268, 294, 'Nick the Greeks Law of Life:
	All things considered, life is 9 to 5 against.', 1355001110);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (300, 'chymes', '4.7-8', 15, 1354874081, 27, 247);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (300, 195, 'We are all born equal... just some of us are more equal than others.', 1355043111);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (300, 101, 'Well, he didnt know what to do, so he decided to look at the government,
to see what they did, and scale it down and run his life that way.
		-- Laurie Anderson', 1355094825);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (223, 'restocking', '5.3-8', 11, 1354874081, 255, 173);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (223, 20, 'Divorce Assumption:
	A form of Safety Net-ism, the belief that if a marriage
doesnt work out, then there is no problem because partners can simply
seek a divorce.
		-- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated
		   Culture"', 1354994025);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (223, 56, 'With your bare hands?!?', 1354948773);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (223, 127, 'Thus mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know
what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.
		-- Bertrand Russell', 1355028618);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (223, 164, 'Hewetts Observation:
	The rudeness of a bureaucrat is inversely proportional to his or
	her position in the governmental hierarchy and to the number of
	peers similarly engaged.', 1355130245);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (218, 'rasputin', '8.5-8', 9, 1354874081, 233, 99);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (218, 111, 'It will be generally found that those who sneer habitually at human nature
and affect to despise it, are among its worst and least pleasant examples.
		-- Charles Dickens', 1354888423);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (218, 50, 'What we need is either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.', 1355011824);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (218, 256, 'Look, Im about to buy me a double barreled sawed off shotgun and show
Linus what I think about backspace and delete not working.
	-- some anonymous .signature', 1354968356);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (841, 49, 'It is only the great men who are truly obscene.  If they had not dared
to be obscene, they could never have dared to be great.
		-- Havelock Ellis', 1355119743);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (841, 149, 'People disagree with me.  I just ignore them.
	-- Linus Torvalds, regarding the use of C++ for the Linux kernel', 1354976538);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (841, 95, 'I dont think Im gonna agree with that.  Way too much visual confusion...
             -- Larry Wall in <199709021627.JAA11966@wall.org>', 1354945891);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (546, 'arizona', '2.7-7', 1, 1354874081, 226, 80);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (546, 58, 'Garbage In, Gospel Out', 1354876776);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (546, 240, 'The number of licorice gumballs you get out of a gumball machine
increases in direct proportion to how much you hate licorice.', 1355007625);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (704, 90, 'If there is any realistic deterrent to marriage, its the fact that you
cant afford divorce.
		-- Jack Nicholson', 1355055430);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (704, 130, '... A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he
was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.
		-- Mark Twain', 1355084397);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (704, 178, '//GO.SYSIN DD *, DOODAH, DOODAH', 1355060429);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (607, 97, 'If God had intended Man to Walk, He would have given him Feet.', 1354964057);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (607, 114, 'A shortcut is the longest distance between two points.', 1355101890);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (607, 229, 'The  White Rabbit put on his spectacles.
	"Where shall  I  begin, please your Majesty ?" he asked.
	"Begin at the beginning,", the King said, very gravely, "and go on
till you come to the end: then stop."
		-- Lewis Carroll', 1354930801);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (898, 'jagiellons', '3.9.17-5', 10, 1354874081, 201, 85);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (898, 158, 'Your wise men dont know how it feels
To be thick as a brick.
		-- Jethro Tull, "Thick As A Brick"', 1354893558);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (333, 'promptnesss', '3.6-10', 13, 1354874081, 217, 176);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (333, 235, 'Software suppliers are trying to make their software packages more
"user-friendly".  ...  Their best approach, so far, has been to take all
the old brochures, and stamp the words, "user-friendly" on the cover.
		-- Bill Gates, Microsoft, Inc.
	[Pot. Kettle. Black.]', 1354903825);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (333, 88, 'Theres nothing to writing.  All you do is sit at a typewriter and open a vein.
		-- Red Smith', 1355009683);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (333, 152, 'Macho does not prove mucho.
		-- Zsa Zsa Gabor', 1354916634);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (786, 'kristen', '9.19.61-9', 2, 1354874081, 178, 173);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (786, 112, 'politics, n.:
	A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
	The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
		-- Ambrose Bierce', 1354954855);
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programming languages.', 1355111460);
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		-- Nick Seldon', 1355095156);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (148, 185, 'This file will self-destruct in five minutes.', 1355108320);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (148, 151, '"...this does not mean that some of us should not want, in a rather
dispassionate sort of way, to put a bullet through cshs head."
Larry Wall in <1992Aug6.221512.5963@netlabs.com>', 1355049459);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (148, 282, 'Safety Third.', 1355051983);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (152, 5, 'Have you ever felt like a wounded cow
halfway between an oven and a pasture?
walking in a trance toward a pregnant
	seventeen-year-old housewifes
	two-day-old cookbook?
		-- Richard Brautigan', 1354985116);
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	Lurid thrills derived from talking about celebrity deaths.
		-- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated
		   Culture"', 1355072534);
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Heaven from Hell?
Blue skies from pain?			Did they get you to trade
Can you tell a green field		Your heroes for ghosts?
From a cold steel rail?			Hot ashes for trees?
A smile from a veil?			Hot air for a cool breeze?
Do you think you can tell?		Cold comfort for change?
					Did you exchange
					A walk on part in a war
					For the lead role in a cage?
		-- Pink Floyd, "Wish You Were Here"', 1354960086);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (701, 107, 'Anthonys Law of Force:
	Dont force it; get a larger hammer.', 1354887892);
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Because their time is wasted in meetings.

Why are programmers rebellious?
Because the management interferes too much.

Why are the programmers resigning one by one?
Because they are burnt out.

Having worked for poor management, they no longer value their jobs.
		-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"', 1355101796);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (714, 36, 'Thats odd.  Thats very odd.  Wouldnt you say thats very odd?', 1355024722);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (714, 11, 'Never worry about theory as long as the machinery does what its supposed to do.
		-- R. A. Heinlein', 1354920818);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (743, 280, 'Most people have two reasons for doing anything -- a good reason, and
the real reason.', 1355094312);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (835, 11, '<Tazman> damn my office is cold.
<Tazman> need a hot secretary to warm it up.
	-- Seen on #Linux', 1355073411);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (667, 232, 'What color is a chameleon on a mirror?', 1354906416);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (667, 37, 'The one sure way to make a lazy man look respectable is to put a fishing
rod in his hand.', 1354968303);
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of a topic, it is well to gave the answer firmly in hand, so that you can
proceed forthrightly, without being deflected or swayed, directly to the goal.
		-- Amrom Katz', 1355035616);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (156, 142, 'Democracy becomes a government of bullies, tempered by editors.
		-- Ralph Waldo Emerson', 1355072866);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (156, 205, 'Today is National Existential Ennui Awareness Day.', 1354912038);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (156, 23, 'A salamander scurries into flame to be destroyed.
Imaginary creatures are trapped in birth on celluloid.
		-- Genesis, "The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway"

I dont know what its about.  Im just the drummer.  Ask Peter.
		-- Phil Collins in 1975, when asked about the message behind
		   the previous years Genesis release, "The Lamb Lies Down
		   on Broadway".', 1354884872);
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version of the integrated system as a test bed for debugging its piece.  Their
work will be set back by having that test bed change under them.  Of course it
must.  But the changes need to be quantized.  Then each user has periods of
productive stability, interrupted by bursts of test-bed change.  This seems
to be much less disruptive than a constant rippling and trembling.
- Frederick Brooks Jr., "The Mythical Man Month" ', 1355015504);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (477, 128, 'Its from Casablanca.  Ive been waiting all my life to use that line.
		-- Woody Allen, "Play It Again, Sam"', 1355124339);
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	-- Jules Bean about freeness of documentation', 1354924079);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (480, 283, '	Chapter VIII

Due to the convergence of forces beyond his comprehension, Salvatore
Quanucci was suddenly squirted out of the universe like a watermelon
seed, and never heard from again.', 1354881023);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (480, 15, 'Theres a fine line between courage and foolishness.  Too bad its not a fence.', 1355022593);
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"An uncomfortable sort of age.  Now if youd asked MY advice, Id have
said Leave off at seven -- but its too late now."
	"I never ask advice about growing,"  Alice said indignantly.
	"Too proud?"  the other enquired.
	Alice felt even more indignant at this suggestion.  "I mean,"
she said, "that one cant help growing older."
	"ONE cant, perhaps," said Humpty Dumpty; "but TWO can.  With
proper assistance, you might have left off at seven."
		-- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking-Glass"', 1355024985);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (374, 153, 'My analyst told me that I was right out of my head,
	But I said, "Dear Doctor, I think that it is you instead.
Because I have got a thing that is unique and new,
	To prove it Ill have the last laugh on you.
Cause instead of one head -- Ive got two.

And you know two heads are better than one.', 1355012444);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (543, 153, 'Nobody knows what goes between his cold toes and his warm ears.
		-- Roy Harper', 1355087111);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (358, 233, 'Things will get better despite our efforts to improve them.
		-- Will Rogers', 1354996846);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (414, 180, 'Human society - man in a group - rises out of its lethargy to new levels of
productivity only under the stimulus of deeply inspiring and commonly 
appreciated goals.  A lethargic world serves no cause well; a spirited world
working diligently toward earnestly desired goals provides the means and
the strength toward which many ends can be satisfied...to unparalleled
social accomplishment.
- Dr. Lloyd V. Berkner, in "The History of Manned Space Flight"', 1355055486);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (414, 6, 'She been married so many times she got rice marks all over her face.
		-- Tom Waits', 1355014691);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (414, 133, 'Truthful, adj.:
	Dumb and illiterate.
		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devils Dictionary"', 1355111973);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (881, 157, 'He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.
		-- Lao Tsu', 1355031823);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (881, 134, 'We are using Linux daily to UP our productivity - so UP yours!
(Adapted from Pat Paulsen by Joe Sloan)', 1354935609);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (831, 24, 'Seeing that death, a necessary end,
Will come when it will come.
		-- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"', 1355033794);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (858, 133, 'If puns were deli meat, this would be the wurst.', 1355126718);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (858, 157, '	The Minnesota Board of Education voted to consider requiring all
students to do some "volunteer work" as a prerequisite to high school
graduation.
	Senator Orrin Hatch said that "capital punishment is our societys
recognition of the sanctity of human life."
	According to the tax bill signed by President Reagan on December 22,
1987, Don Tyson and his sister-in-law Barbara run a "family farm."  Their
"farm" has 25,000 employees and grosses $1.7 billion a year.  But as a "family
farm" they get tax breaks that save them $135 million a year.
	Scott L. Pickard, spokesperson for the Massachusetts Department of
Public Works, calls them "ground-mounted confirmatory route markers."  You
probably call them road signs, but then you dont work in a government agency.
	Its not "elderly" or "senior citizens" anymore.  Now its "chrono-
logically experienced citizens."
	According to the FAA, the propeller blade didnt break off, it was
just a case of "uncontained blade liberation."
		-- Quarterly Review of Doublespeak (NCTE)', 1355025996);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (862, 145, 'Those who educate children well are more to be honored than parents, for
these only gave life, those the art of living well.
		-- Aristotle', 1355011298);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (370, 271, 'Beware of a tall blond man with one black shoe.', 1355046063);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (370, 295, 'If it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a Fact,
proof is necessary.
		-- Samuel Clemens', 1354907465);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (194, 76, '* bma_home gropes you
<bma_home> "oups, wrong channel"
<bma_home> </acf>
<cerb> quit groping me
<doogie> you know you like it.
<bma_home> actually, it was "grope me baby"
<gecko-> touch my son and you die, bma ;)
<doogie> gecko-: but your wife is ok?', 1355000840);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (800, 240, 'Even if you arent in doubt, consider the mental welfare of the person who
has to maintain the code after you, and who will probably put parens in
the wrong place.  -- Larry Wall in the perl man page', 1354920654);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (800, 60, '"Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love."
-- Albert Einstein', 1355047521);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (800, 154, 'Be open to other people -- they may enrich your dream.', 1354984205);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (800, 41, 'There appears to be irrefutable evidence that the mere fact of overcrowding
induces violence.
		-- Harvey Wheeler', 1355059954);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (742, 131, 'Nothing happens.', 1355096884);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (742, 243, 'Civilization is fun!  Anyway, it keeps me busy!!', 1354965716);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (568, 113, 'Walters Rule:
	All airline flights depart from the gates most distant from
	the center of the terminal.  Nobody ever had a reservation
	on a plane that left Gate 1.', 1355105767);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (529, 61, 'At Group L, Stoffel oversees six first-rate programmers, a managerial
challenge roughly comparable to herding cats.
		-- The Washington Post Magazine, 9 June, 1985', 1354911855);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (529, 111, 'You will remember something that you should not have forgotten.', 1355035936);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (158, 'ayrshires', '4.19-8', 15, 1354874083, 236, 110);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (158, 226, 'It is better to be bow-legged than no-legged.', 1355090176);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (652, 285, '	Grover Cleveland, though constantly at loggerheads with the
Senate, got on better with the House of Representatives.  A popular
story circulating during his presidency concerned the night he was
roused by his wife crying, "Wake up!  I think there are burglars in the
house."
	"No, no, my dear," said the president sleepily, "in the Senate maybe,
but not in the House."', 1355064834);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (652, 245, 'The major sin is the sin of being born.
		-- Samuel Beckett', 1354923511);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (652, 185, 'All of the animals except man know that the principal business of life is
to enjoy it.', 1354914090);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (760, 39, 'The problem with most conspiracy theories is that they seem to believe that
for a group of people to behave in a way detrimental to the common good
requires intent.', 1354959066);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (760, 126, 'One mans brain plus one other will produce one half as many ideas as one
man would have produced alone.  These two plus two more will produce half
again as many ideas.  These four plus four more begin to represent a
creative meeting, and the ratio changes to one quarter as many ...
		-- Anthony Chevins', 1354932353);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (760, 222, '"Id love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV."', 1354904537);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (775, 'surreys', '6.10-3', 12, 1354874083, 25, 124);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (775, 257, 'Evolution is a bankrupt speculative philosophy, not a scientific fact.
Only a spiritually bankrupt society could ever believe it. ... Only
atheists could accept this Satanic theory.
- Rev. Jimmy Swaggart, "The Pre-Adamic Creation and Evolution"', 1355101363);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (775, 62, 'I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish Church, by the Roman
Church, by the Greek Church, by the Turkish Church, by the Protestant Church,
nor by any Church that I know of.  My own mind is my own Church.
- Thomas Paine', 1354983260);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (775, 86, 'Vini, vidi, Linux!
	-- Unknown source', 1355053868);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (775, 107, 'If a man stay away from his wife for seven years, the law presumes the
separation to have killed him; yet according to our daily experience,
it might well prolong his life.
		-- Charles Darling, "Scintillae Juris, 1877', 1355125862);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (256, 241, 'What the deuce is it to me?  You say that we go around the sun.  If we went
around the moon it would not make a pennyworth of difference to me or my work.
		-- Sherlock Holmes, "A Study in Scarlet"', 1354928286);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (50, 229, 'Fine day for friends.
So-so day for you.', 1354898912);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (50, 109, '"We came.  We saw.  We kicked its ass."
-- Bill Murray, _Ghostbusters_', 1354916316);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (50, 81, '... My pants just went on a wild rampage through a Long Island Bowling Alley!!', 1354952488);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (50, 274, 'For the next hour, WE will control all that you see and hear.', 1354972908);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (266, 138, 'Moderation in all things.
		-- Publius Terentius Afer [Terence]', 1354942008);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (38, 64, 'If God had really intended men to fly, hed make it easier to get to the
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		-- George Winters', 1355093642);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (60, 37, 'Interesting poll results reported in todays New York Post: people on the
street in midtown Manhattan were asked whether they approved of the US
invasion of Grenada.  Fifty-three percent said yes; 39 percent said no;
and 8 percent said "Gimme a quarter?"
		-- David Letterman', 1355050695);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (60, 55, 'All I kin say is when you finds yoself wanderin in a peach orchard,
ya dont go lookin for rutabagas.
		-- Kingfish', 1355055865);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (60, 265, 'The man who sets out to carry a cat by its tail learns something that
will always be useful and which never will grow dim or doubtful.
		-- Mark Twain', 1355105300);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (60, 127, 'Please dont put a strain on our friendship by asking me to do something
for you.', 1354975886);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (561, 40, 'The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men
of zeal, well-meaning but without understanding.
		-- Justice Louis D. Brandeis', 1354994415);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (561, 238, '"I was drunk last night, crawled home across the lawn.  By accident I
put the car key in the door lock.  The house started up.  So I figured
what the hell, and drove it around the block a few times.  I thought I
should go park it in the middle of the freeway and yell at everyone to
get off my driveway."
		-- Steven Wright', 1355122568);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (561, 23, 'A good scapegoat is hard to find.
A guilty conscience is the mother of invention.
		-- Carolyn Wells', 1355078882);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (561, 19, 'Theres nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate
his wife.
		-- Clare Booth Luce', 1354899525);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (274, 247, 'There is no grief which time does not lessen and soften.', 1355094140);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (274, 88, 'I wish you were a Scotch on the rocks.', 1354967225);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (274, 132, 'Debian is the Jedi operating system: "Always two there are, a master and
an apprentice".
		-- Simon Richter on debian-devel', 1354945600);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (274, 289, '	A father gave his teen-age daughter an untrained pedigreed pup for
her birthday.  An hour later, when wandering through the house, he found her
looking at a puddle in the center of the kitchen.  "My pup," she murmured
sadly, "runneth over."', 1354986284);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (893, 'camphors', '1.12.96-9', 9, 1354874084, 8, 135);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (893, 181, 'Did you hear that Captain Crunch, Sugar Bear, Tony the Tiger, and
Snap, Crackle and Pop were all murdered recently...

Police suspect the work of a cereal killer!', 1354965033);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (893, 48, 'Theres something different about us -- different from people of Europe,
Africa, Asia ... a deep and abiding belief in the Easter Bunny.
		-- G. Gordon Liddy', 1354999259);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (893, 301, 'When the speaker and he to whom he is speaks do not understand, that is
metaphysics.
		-- Voltaire', 1354890891);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (202, 'crazys', '6.19.4-6', 15, 1354874084, 192, 280);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (202, 130, 'The Preacher, the Politician, the Teacher,
	Were each of them once a kiddie.
A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature.
	Do I want one?  God Forbiddie!
		-- Ogden Nash', 1355014947);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (202, 177, 'Zhizn prozhit--ne pole pereiti.
	[Lifes a bitch.]
	[Well, okay.  lit., to live through life is not as simple as crossing
	 a field.  Happy now?]
		-- Russian proverb', 1355070432);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (202, 286, 'A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
		-- Cervantes', 1355103774);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (202, 186, 'If anyone has seen my dog, please contact me at x2883 as soon as possible.
Were offering a substantial reward.  Hes a sable collie, with three legs,
blind in his left eye, is missing part of his right ear and the tip of his
tail.  Hes been recently fixed.  Answers to "Lucky".', 1354958041);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (534, 'duck', '3.9-8', 8, 1354874084, 106, 5);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (534, 134, 'One mans "magic" is another mans engineering.  "Supernatural" is a null word.
		-- Robert Heinlein', 1354953051);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (534, 303, 'Not everything worth doing is worth doing well.', 1354880912);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (534, 182, 'Its all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back.
		-- Mick Jagger', 1354983938);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (534, 167, 'Everyone can be taught to sculpt: Michelangelo would have had to be
taught how ___not to.  So it is with the great programmers.', 1354942207);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (297, 'vinyls', '9.16-7', 3, 1354874084, 57, 269);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (297, 89, 'Live never to be ashamed if anything you do or say is
published around the world -- even if what is published is not true.
		-- Messiahs Handbook : Reminders for the Advanced Soul', 1354977300);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (297, 40, 'Inadmissible:  Not competent to be considered.  Said of certain kinds of
testimony which juries are supposed to be unfit to be entrusted with,
and which judges, therefore, rule out, even of proceedings before themselves
alone.  Hearsay evidence is inadmissible because the person quoted was
unsworn and is not before the court for examination; yet most momentous 
actions, military, political, commercial and of every other kind, are
daily undertaken on hearsay evidence.  There is no religion in the world
that has any other basis than hearsay evidence.  Revelation is hearsay
evidence; that the Scriptures are the word of God we have only the
testimony of men long dead whose identy is not clearly established and
who are not known to have been sworn in any sense.  Under the rules of
evidence as they now exist in this country, no single assertion in the
Bible has in its support any evidence admissible in a court of law...

But as records of courts of justice are admissible, it can easily be proved
that powerful and malevolent magicians once existed and were a scourge to
mankind.  The evidence (including confession) upon which certain women
were convicted of witchcraft and executed was without a flaw; it is still
unimpeachable.  The judges decisions based on it were sound in logic and
in law.  Nothing in any existing court was ever more thoroughly proved than
the charges of witchcraft and sorcery for which so many suffered death.
If there were no witches, human testimony and human reason are alike
destitute of value.  --Ambrose Bierce', 1354975523);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (297, 238, '"You cant teach people to be lazy - either they have it, or they dont."
		-- Dagwood Bumstead', 1354895451);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (312, 'winking', '5.0-7', 16, 1354874084, 279, 166);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (312, 80, 'Getting kicked out of the American Bar Association is liked getting kicked
out of the Book-of-the-Month Club.
		-- Melvin Belli on the occcasion of his getting kicked out
		   of the American Bar Association', 1355132905);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (312, 182, 'We are all born mad.  Some remain so.
		-- Samuel Beckett', 1355001561);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (312, 38, 'Its Like This

Even the samurai
have teddy bears,
and even the teddy bears
get drunk.', 1354939101);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (312, 200, '... computer hardware progress is so fast.  No other technology since
civilization began has seen six orders of magnitude in performance-price
gain in 30 years.
		-- Fred Brooks', 1355026797);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (618, 'houseflys', '5.9-4', 10, 1354874084, 236, 32);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (618, 256, 'Armadillo:
	To provide weapons to a Spanish pickle.', 1355111711);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (618, 132, 'But you who live on dreams, you are better pleased with the sophistical
reasoning and frauds of talkers about great and uncertain matters than
those who speak of certain and natural matters, not of such lofty nature.
		-- Leonardo Da Vinci, "The Codex on the Flight of Birds"', 1354996728);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (618, 25, '...At that time [the 1960s], Bell Laboratories scientists projected that
computer speeds as high as 30 million floating-point calculations per
second (megaflops) would be needed for the Armys ballistic missile
defense system.  Many computer experts -- including a National Academy
of Sciences panel -- said achieving such speeds, even using multiple
processors, was impossible.  Today, new generation supercomputers operate
at billions of operations per second (gigaflops).
-- Aviation Week & Space Technology, May 9, 1988, "Washington Roundup", pg 13', 1355040063);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (618, 25, 'The POP3 server service depends on the SMTP server service, which
failed to start because of the following error:
The operation completed successfully.
	-- Windows NT Server v3.51', 1355099331);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (306, 'imploded', '8.5.32-1', 11, 1354874084, 179, 182);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (306, 172, 'Basic Definitions of Science:
	If its green or wiggles, its biology.
	If it stinks, its chemistry.
	If it doesnt work, its physics.', 1354987946);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (894, 'raffishness', '8.6.26-7', 7, 1354874084, 39, NULL);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (894, 124, 'Youth is a blunder, manhood a struggle, old age a regret.
		-- Benjamin Disraeli, "Coningsby"', 1355128243);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (298, 'tastes', '2.9.60-6', 16, 1354874084, 128, 37);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (298, 171, 'Natural laws have no pity.', 1355059263);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (298, 221, 'Dentist, n.:
	A Prestidigitator who, putting metal in ones mouth, pulls
	coins out of ones pockets.
		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devils Dictionary"', 1354935515);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (269, 'cello', '1.1-3', 8, 1354874084, 141, 172);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (269, 216, 'John the Baptist after poisoning a thief,
Looks up at his hero, the Commander-in-Chief,
Saying tell me great leader, but please make it brief
Is there a hole for me to get sick in?
The Commander-in-Chief answers him while chasing a fly,
Saying death to all those who would whimper and cry.
And dropping a barbell he points to the sky,
Saying the sun is not yellow, its chicken.
		-- Bob Dylan, "Tombstone Blues"', 1355028990);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (269, 107, '			HOW TO PROVE IT, PART 3

proof by obfuscation:
	A long plotless sequence of true and/or meaningless 
	syntactically related statements.

proof by wishful citation:
	The author cites the negation, converse, or generalization of 
	a theorem from the literature to support his claims.

proof by funding:
	How could three different government agencies be wrong?

proof by eminent authority:
	I saw Karp in the elevator and he said it was probably NP-
	complete. 
', 1354968148);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (327, 'jimmys', '2.4.81-5', 3, 1354874084, 273, 99);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (327, 174, '"Probably the best operating system in the world is the [operating system]
 made for the PDP-11 by Bell Laboratories." - Ted Nelson, October 1977', 1354931503);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (582, 'scrawlier', '9.0-1', 9, 1354874084, 70, 46);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (582, 96, 'UH-OH!!  Were out of AUTOMOBILE PARTS and RUBBER GOODS!', 1355060247);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (582, 208, 'Hoaars-Faisse Gallery presents:
An exhibit of works by the artist known only as Pretzel.

The exhibit includes several large conceptual works using non-traditional
media and found objects including old sofa-beds, used mace canisters,
discarded sanitary napkins and parts of freeways.  The artist explores
our dehumanization due to high technology and unresponsive governmental
structures in a post-industrial world.  She/he (the artist prefers to
remain without gender) strives to create dialogue between viewer and
creator, to aid us in our quest to experience contemporary life with its
inner-city tensions, homelessness, global warming and gender and
class-based stress.  The works are arranged to lead us to the essence of
the argument: that the alienation of the person/machine boundary has
sapped the strength of our voices and must be destroyed for society to
exist in a more fundamental sense.', 1354878030);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (726, 'charmers', '7.17.15-8', 13, 1354874084, 160, 33);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (726, 237, 'Letat cest moi.
	[I am the state.]
		-- Louis XIV', 1355010012);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (448, 'convents', '3.16-6', 16, 1354874084, 225, 184);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (448, 122, 'The whole history of computers is rampant with cheerleading at best and
bigotry at worst.
             -- Larry Wall in <199702111730.JAA28598@wall.org>', 1355102264);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (448, 218, 'I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didnt know.
		-- Mark Twain', 1354960340);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (448, 44, 'I THINK MAN INVENTED THE CAR by instinct.
		-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.', 1354930635);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (448, 192, 'Death comes on every passing breeze,
He lurks in every flower;
Each season has its own disease,
Its peril -- every hour.
	--Reginald Heber', 1355012194);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (776, 'card', '3.7.6-2', 15, 1354874085, 75, 74);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (776, 126, 'Theres no such thing as an original sin.
		-- Elvis Costello', 1354985675);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (776, 12, 'Dont force it, get a larger hammer.
		-- Anthony', 1354976777);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (342, 'risky', '6.19-5', 3, 1354874085, 54, 215);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (342, 45, 'Fortunes graffito of the week (or maybe even month):

		Dont Write On Walls!

		   (and underneath)

		You want I should type?', 1355079949);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (870, 'ancient', '4.8-4', 2, 1354874085, 124, 33);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (870, 175, 'A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.
		-- Oscar Wilde, "The Portrait of Mr. W.H."', 1355118115);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (870, 62, 'You are an insult to my intelligence!  I demand that you log off immediately.', 1355065222);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (870, 93, '"Pseudocode can be used to some extent to aid the maintenance
process.  However, pseudocode that is highly detailed -
approaching the level of detail of the code itself - is not of
much use as maintenance documentation.  Such detailed
documentation has to be maintained almost as much as the code,
thus doubling the maintenance burden.  Furthermore, since such
voluminous pseudocode is too distracting to be kept in the
listing itself, it must be kept in a separate folder.  The
result: Since pseudocode - unlike real code - doesnt have to be
maintained, no one will maintain it.  It will soon become out of
date and everyone will ignore it.  (Once, I did an informal
survey of 42 shops that used pseudocode.  Of those 42, 0 [zero!],
found that it had any value as maintenance documentation."
         --Meilir Page-Jones, "The Practical Guide to Structured
           Design", Yourdon Press (c) 1988', 1354883799);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (770, 'bermudas', '7.3.45-2', 15, 1354874085, 231, 266);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (770, 11, 'Psychology.  Mind over matter.  Mind under matter?  It doesnt matter.
Never mind.', 1354991866);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (770, 237, '"There must be some mistake," he said, "are you not a greater computer than
the Milliard Gargantubrain which can count all the atoms in a star in a
millisecond?"
"The Milliard Gargantubrain?" said Deep Thought with unconcealed contempt.
"A mere abacus.  Mention it not."
-- Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy', 1355057939);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (1, 'wms', '1.6.49-7', 7, 1354874085, 208, 290);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (1, 237, 'After 14 non-maintainer releases, Im the S-Lang non-maintainer.
	-- Ray Dassen', 1355114958);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (1, 93, 'Just dont compare it with a real language, or youll be unhappy...  :-)
             -- Larry Wall in <1992May12.190238.5667@netlabs.com>', 1354960420);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (1, 33, 'NOTICE:

-- THE ELEVATORS WILL BE OUT OF ORDER TODAY --

(The nearest working elevator is in the building across the street.)', 1354913119);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (30, 'dermatological', '3.14.76-6', 14, 1354874085, 238, 280);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (30, 252, 'How many QA engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

3: 1 to screw it in and 2 to say "I told you so" when it doesnt work.', 1355058790);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (579, 'allusions', '8.14-1', 11, 1354874085, 115, 63);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (579, 145, '"Well, well, well!  Well if it isnt fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in
poison!  How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil?  Come
and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarble, ya eunuch jelly thou!"
- Alex in "Clockwork Orange"', 1355109568);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (283, 'hardest', '0.14.15-9', 8, 1354874085, 56, 85);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (283, 82, 'By doing just a little every day, you can gradually let the task
completely overwhelm you.', 1354893077);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (283, 258, 'Im dressing up in an ill-fitting IVY-LEAGUE SUIT!!  Too late...', 1355096287);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (283, 192, '[District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that there are
two sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity:

(1) Go down and raid all the lockers in the local high school and
    confiscate 53 marijuana cigarettes and put them in a pile and hold
    a press conference where you announce that they have a street value
    of $850 million.  These raids never fail, because ALL high schools,
    including brand-new, never-used ones, have at least 53 marijuana
    cigarettes in the lockers.  As far as anyone can tell, the locker
    factory puts them there.
(2) Raid an "adult book store" and hold a press conference where you
    announce you are charging the owner with 850 counts of being a
    piece of human sleaze.  This also never fails, because you always
    get a conviction.  A juror at a pornography trial is not about to
    state for the record that he finds nothing obscene about a movie
    where actors engage in sexual activities with live snakes and a
    fire extinguisher.  He is going to convict the bookstore owner, and
    vote for the death penalty just to make sure nobody gets the wrong
    impression.
		-- Dave Barry, "Pornography"', 1355066383);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (283, 111, '"Apathy is not the problem, its the solution"', 1354951373);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (855, 'pothering', '8.3.97-10', 16, 1354874085, 303, 166);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (855, 144, 'The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for
everything that goes wrong -- until the next person quits or is fired.', 1354905088);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (523, 'libyans', '7.19-9', 5, 1354874085, 263, 175);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (523, 94, 'QOTD:
	"I used to be lost in the shuffle, now I just shuffle along with
	the lost."', 1354908612);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (523, 66, 'I may not be able to walk, but I drive from a sitting position.', 1354969872);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (644, 'desalt', '1.4-3', 8, 1354874085, 124, 136);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (644, 297, 'Ring around the collar.', 1355041724);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (644, 239, 'Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is
to a cockatoo.
		-- George Bernard Shaw', 1355098943);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (644, 248, 'Jones Second Law:
	The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone
	to blame it on.', 1354972134);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (696, 'acuff', '0.6-1', 15, 1354874085, 169, 269);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (696, 284, 'You have all the characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice,
bad breeding, and a vulgar manner.
		-- Aristophanes', 1354918233);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (696, 173, 'It is one thing to praise discipline, and another to submit to it.
		-- Cervantes', 1354937604);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (696, 160, 'The moving cursor writes, and having written, blinks on.', 1355050344);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (795, 'sent', '0.11.60-3', 5, 1354874085, 36, 142);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (795, 190, 'I can see him acomin
With his big boots on,
With his big thumb out,
He wants to get me.
He wants to hurt me.
He wants to bring me down.
But some time later,
When I feel a little straighter,
Ill come across a stranger
Wholl remind me of the danger,
And then.... Ill run him over.
Pretty smart on my part!
To find my way... In the dark!
		-- Phil Ochs', 1355131690);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (795, 65, 'Memories of you remind me of you.
-- Karl Lehenbauer', 1354998724);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (795, 148, 'It might be worth reflecting that this group was originally created
back in September of 1987 and has exchanged over 1200 messages.  The
original announcement for the group called for an all inclusive
discussion ranging from the writings of Gibson and Vinge and movies
like Bladerunner to real world things like Brands description of the
work being done at the MIT Media Lab.  It was meant as a haven for
people with vision of this scope.  If you want to create a haven for
people with narrower visions, feel free.  But I feel sad for anyone
who thinks that alt.cyberpunk is such a monstrous group that it is in
dire need of being subdivided.  Heaven help them if they ever start
reading comp.arch or rec.arts.sf-lovers.
-- Bob Webber', 1354954489);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (403, 'sears', '4.0.79-8', 3, 1354874085, 260, NULL);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (403, 286, 'You are dishonest, but never to the point of hurting a friend.', 1355069061);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (379, 'bidden', '2.2-3', 14, 1354874085, 303, 117);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (379, 183, 'There is an order of things in this universe.
		-- Apollo, "Who Mourns for Adonais?" stardate 3468.1', 1354967955);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (379, 156, 'vacation, n.:
	A two-week binge of rest and relaxation so intense that
	it takes another 50 weeks of your restrained workaday
	life-style to recuperate.', 1354944135);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (379, 49, '----==-- _                     / /  \
---==---(_)__  __ ____  __    / / /\ \
--==---/ / _ \/ // /\ \/ /   / /_/\ \ \
-=====/_/_//_/\_,_/ /_/\_\  /______\ \ \
A proud member of TeamLinux \_________\/
(By CHaley (HAC), haley@unm.edu, ch008cth@pi.lanl.gov)', 1355127117);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (379, 277, 'If a can of Alpo costs 38 cents, would it cost $2.50 in Dog Dollars?', 1355054891);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (27, 'controlling', '3.7-3', 15, 1354874085, 38, 215);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (27, 93, '"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary
safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
-- Benjamin Franklin, 1759', 1354953389);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (27, 97, '	"What do you give a man who has everything?" the pretty teenager
asked her mother.
	"Encouragement, dear," she replied.', 1355088442);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (830, 'pacifism', '5.2-6', 1, 1354874086, 101, 267);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (830, 18, 'It is indeed desirable to be well descended, but the glory belongs to
our ancestors.
		-- Plutarch', 1354998246);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (830, 225, 'Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum --
"I think that I think, therefore I think that I am."
		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devils Dictionary"', 1354996724);
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judge the work of creative men. There is logic in this; he is unbiased 
-- he hates all creative people equally.', 1354912277);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (74, 108, 'Ever Onward!  Ever Onward!
Thats the sprit that has brought us fame.
Were big but bigger we will be,
We cant fail for all can see, that to serve humanity
Has been our aim.
Our products now are known in every zone.
Our reputation sparkles like a gem.
Weve fought our way thru
And new fields were sure to conquer, too
For the Ever Onward IBM!
		-- Ever Onward, from the 1940 IBM Songbook', 1355077359);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (74, 34, 'Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
		-- Kin Hubbard', 1355070869);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (273, 174, 'Brookes Law:
	Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool
	discovers something which either abolishes the system or
	expands it beyond recognition.', 1355007335);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (273, 173, '"I wonder if this is the first constitution in the history of mankind
where you have to calculate a square root to determine if a motion
passes.  :-)"
        -- Seen on Slashdot', 1355002982);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (273, 199, '	Im sure that VMS is completely documented, I just havent found the
right manual yet.  Ive been working my way through the manuals in the document
library and Im half way through the second cabinet, (3 shelves to go), so I
should find what Im looking for by mid May.  I hope I can remember what it
was by the time I find it.
	I had this idea for a new horror film, "VMS Manuals from Hell" or maybe
"The Paper Chase : IBM vs. DEC".  Its based on Hitchcocks "The Birds", except
that its centered around a programmer who is attacked by a swarm of binder
pages with an index number and the single line "This page intentionally left
blank."
		-- Alex Crain', 1355062180);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (394, 180, 'It was raining heavily, and the motorist had car trouble on a lonely country
road.  Anxious to find shelter for the night, he walked over to a farmhouse
and knocked on the front door.  No one responded.  He could feel the water
from the roof running down the back of his neck as he stood on the stoop.
The next time he knocked louder, but still no answer.  By now he was soaked
to the skin.  Desperately he pounded on the door.  At last the head of a
man appeared out of an upstairs window.
	"What do you want?" he asked gruffly.
	"My car broke down," said the traveler, "and I want to know if you
would let me stay here for the night."
	"Sure," replied the man. "If you want to stay there all night, its
okay with me."', 1355132733);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (394, 240, 'mophobia, n.:
	Fear of being verbally abused by a Mississippian.', 1354996418);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (491, 'dipoles', '1.18.38-4', 9, 1354874086, 291, 279);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (491, 261, 'The doctrine of human equality reposes on this: that there is no man
really clever who has not found that he is stupid.
		-- Gilbert K. Chesterson', 1354941283);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (491, 80, 'The Beatles:
	Paul McCartneys old back-up band.', 1354953692);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (125, 'fodders', '5.6.9-7', 2, 1354874086, 128, 77);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (125, 119, '[regarding measures to prevent cheating in quake]
I mean, as long as I can make my rocket launcher look like a big twinkie,
Ill be happy ;)
        -- Qeyser <keyser@jhu.edu>', 1355052557);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (125, 274, 'The Great Movie Posters:

HOODLUMS FROM ANOTHER WORLD ON A RAY-GUN RAMPAGE!
		-- Teenagers from Outher Space (1959)

Which will be Her Mate... MAN OR BEAST?
Meet Velda -- the Kind of Woman -- Man or Gorilla would kill... to Keep.
		-- Untamed Mistress (1960)

NOW AN ALL-MIGHTY ALL-NEW MOTION PICTURE BRINGS THEM TOGETHER FOR THE
FIRST TIME...  HISTORYS MOST GIGANTIC MONSTERS IN COMBAT ATOP MOUNT FUJI!
		-- King Kong vs. Godzilla (1963)', 1354978814);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (125, 100, 'Everything is possible.  Pass the word.
		-- Rita Mae Brown, "Six of One"', 1355024529);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (393, 'teacher', '4.12.43-1', 15, 1354874086, 42, 253);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (393, 49, 'Miguel Cervantes wrote Donkey Hote.  Milton wrote Paradise Lost, then his
wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.', 1355026176);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (888, 'burgundy', '2.13-9', 13, 1354874086, 161, 143);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (888, 193, '"How do I love thee?  My accumulator overflows."', 1355049847);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (617, 21, 'If a man stay away from his wife for seven years, the law presumes the
separation to have killed him; yet according to our daily experience,
it might well prolong his life.
		-- Charles Darling, "Scintillae Juris, 1877', 1355069845);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (376, 'leviathans', '3.11.89-2', 11, 1354874086, 13, 52);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (376, 33, 'Ernest asks Frank how long he has been working for the company.
	"Ever since they threatened to fire me."', 1355075573);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (51, 55, 'It is not enough to have great qualities, we should also have the
management of them.
		-- La Rochefoucauld', 1354906915);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (51, 148, 'alta, v:	To change; make or become different; modify.
ansa, v:	A spoken or written reply, as to a question.
baa, n:		A place people meet to have a few drinks.
Baaston, n:	The capital of Massachusetts.
baaba, n:	One whose business is to cut or trim hair or beards.
beea, n:	An alcoholic beverage brewed from malt and hops, often
			found in baas.
caaa, n:	An automobile.
centa, n:	A point around which something revolves; axis.  (Or
			someone involved with the Knicks.)
chouda, n:	A thick seafood soup, often in a milk base.
dada, n:	Information, esp. information organized for analysis or
			computation.
		-- Massachewsetts Unabridged Dictionary', 1355052967);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (51, 116, 'Lighten up, while you still can,
Dont even try to understand,
Just find a place to make your stand,
And take it easy.
		-- The Eagles, "Take It Easy"', 1354944840);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (51, 245, 'Womens virtue is mans greatest invention.
		-- Cornelia Otis Skinner', 1354942403);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (76, 'entrepreneurs', '7.1-3', 13, 1354874086, 94, 110);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (76, 236, 'You can be replaced by this computer.', 1354986648);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (76, 246, 'Rascal, am I?  Take THAT!
		-- Errol Flynn', 1355074507);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (613, 'cutters', '4.0-6', 3, 1354874086, 298, 71);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (613, 68, 'Gumpersons Law:
	The probability of a given event occurring is inversely
	proportional to its desirability.', 1355123841);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (613, 296, 'Youre not an alcoholic unless you go to the meetings.', 1355015285);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (613, 92, 'Mac Airways:
The cashiers, flight attendants and pilots all look the same, feel the same
and act the same. When asked questions about the flight, they reply that you
dont want to know, dont need to know and would you please return to your
seat and watch the movie.', 1354892179);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (613, 130, 'Anything free is worth what you pay for it.', 1354999006);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (759, 'deemed', '9.6-4', 5, 1354874086, 211, 32);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (759, 301, '  "Emergency!"  Sgiggs screamed, ejecting himself from the tub like it was
a burning car.  "Dial one!  Get room service!  Code red!"  Stiggs was on
the phone immediately, ordering more rose blossoms, because, according to
him, the ones floating in the tub had suddenly lost their smell.  "I demand
smell," he shrilled.  "I expecting total uninterrupted smell from these
f*cking roses."

  Unfortunately, the service captain didnt realize that the Stiggs situation
involved fifty roses.  "What am I going to do with this?" Stiggs sneered at
the weaseling hotel goon when he appeared at our door holding a single flower
floating in a brandy glass.  Stiggss tirade was great.  "Do you see this
bathtub?  Do you notice any difference between the size of the tub and the
size of that spindly wad of petals in your hand?  I need total bath coverage.
I need a completely solid layer of roses all around me like puffing factories
of smell, attacking me with their smell and power-ramming big stinking
concentrations of rose odor up my nostrils until Im wasted with pleasure."
It wasnt long before we got so dissatisfied with this incompetence that we
bolted.
-- The Utterly Monstrous, Mind-Roasting Summer of O.C. and Stiggs,
   National Lampoon, October 1982', 1354892826);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (290, 11, 'Never face facts; if you do youll never get up in the morning.
		-- Marlo Thomas', 1355088228);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (85, 52, 'What the gods would destroy they first submit to an IEEE standards committee.', 1355103599);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (85, 71, 'Art is a jealous mistress.
		-- Ralph Waldo Emerson', 1354902125);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (661, 'supplanting', '5.19.5-9', 12, 1354874086, 255, 247);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (661, 218, 'I dread success.  To have succeeded is to have finished ones business on
earth, like the male spider, who is killed by the female the moment he has
succeeded in his courtship.  I like a state of continual becoming, with a
goal in front and not behind.
		-- George Bernard Shaw', 1355026095);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (111, 286, 'You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble.', 1355087029);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (111, 139, 'The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody
appreciates how difficult it was.', 1354890108);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (111, 41, 'If some people didnt tell you, youd never know theyd been away on vacation.', 1354922238);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (375, 39, 'I think irc isnt going to work though---were running out of topic space!
        -- Joseph Carter', 1355084645);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (375, 206, '0 7     * * *   echo "...Linux is just a fad" | mail billg@microsoft.com -s=
 "And remember..."', 1354976930);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (457, 269, 'Abbotts Admonitions:
	(1) If you have to ask, youre not entitled to know.
	(2) If you dont like the answer, you shouldnt have asked the question.
		-- Charles Abbot, dean, University of Virginia', 1355002688);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (383, 'pippins', '4.5-7', 16, 1354874087, 31, 89);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (383, 18, 'Dont look back, the lemmings are gaining on you.', 1354926502);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (389, 'reexamine', '7.8-3', 11, 1354874087, 20, 32);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (389, 87, 'I want to reach your mind -- where is it currently located?', 1355121032);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (389, 205, 'Those who are mentally and emotionally healthy are those who have
learned when to say yes, when to say no and when to say whoopee.
		-- W.S. Krabill', 1354876717);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (389, 176, 'There is no point in waiting.
The train stopped running years ago.
All the schedules, the brochures,
The bright-colored posters full of lies,
Promise rides to a distant country
That no longer exists.', 1355045023);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (865, 'berlitzs', '8.4-5', 2, 1354874087, 55, 245);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (865, 218, 'Boycott meat -- suck your thumb.', 1354926236);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (865, 285, 'I like to believe that people in the long run are going to do more to promote
peace than our governments.  Indeed, I think that people want peace so much
that one of these days governments had better get out of the way and let them
have it.
		-- Dwight D. Eisenhower', 1355116520);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (137, 'sensationalisms', '0.14-7', 1, 1354874087, 224, 269);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (137, 240, '	"Get back to your stations!"
	"Were beaming down to the planet, sir."
		-- Kirk and Mr. Leslie, "This Side of Paradise",
		   stardate 3417.3', 1354993997);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (137, 96, 'Flattery is like cologne -- to be smelled, but not swallowed.
		-- Josh Billings', 1355101371);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (623, 'cabling', '4.4-6', 5, 1354874087, 262, 289);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (623, 136, 'Get in touch with your feelings of hostility against the dying light.
		-- Dylan Thomas [paraphrased periphrastically]', 1354918245);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (623, 143, 'I want EARS!  I want two ROUND BLACK EARS to make me feel warm n secure!!', 1355050852);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (623, 84, 'Dont be overly suspicious where its not warranted.', 1355101372);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (330, 'beadings', '6.0.40-8', 10, 1354874087, 276, 32);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (330, 41, 'Im pretending Im pulling in a TROUT!  Am I doing it correctly??', 1354989524);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (330, 299, 'Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure;
Men love in haste, but they detest at leisure.
		-- George Gordon, Lord Byron, "Don Juan"', 1354964644);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (330, 35, 'Its pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth
have both failed.
		-- Kim Hubbard', 1354914176);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (553, 'philly', '6.7-7', 4, 1354874087, 12, 279);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (553, 116, 'The language provides a programmer with a set of conceptual tools; if these are
inadequate for the task, they will simply be ignored.  For example, seriously
restricting the concept of a pointer simply forces the programmer to use a
vector plus integer arithmetic to implement structures, pointer, etc.  Good
design and the absence of errors cannot be guaranteed by mere language
features.
-- Bjarne Stroustrup, "The C++ Programming Language"', 1354978102);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (109, 'backs', '8.2-7', 15, 1354874087, 33, 110);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (109, 20, 'Here I am again right where I know I shouldnt be
Ive been caught inside this trap too many times
I mustve walked these steps and said these words a
	thousand times before
It seems like I know everybodys lines.
		-- David Bromberg, "How Latell You Play Til?"', 1355088670);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (109, 40, 'People dont usually make the same mistake twice -- they make it three
times, four time, five times...', 1354979931);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (109, 98, 'Rule of Life #1 -- Never get separated from your luggage.', 1355085711);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (109, 253, 'Consultant, n.:
	Someone whod rather climb a tree and tell a lie than stand on
	the ground and tell the truth.', 1355046988);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (811, 'portraying', '2.13-9', 13, 1354874087, 246, 251);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (811, 61, 'Kennedys Market Theorem:
	Given enough inside information and unlimited credit,
	youve got to go broke.', 1354978047);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (854, 'mummifying', '1.13.21-6', 6, 1354874087, 33, 57);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (854, 72, 'Old age is the most unexpected of things that can happen to a man.
		-- Trotsky', 1355104700);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (854, 70, '	"I assure you the thought never even crossed my mind, lord."
	"Indeed?  Then if I were you Id sue my face for slander."
		-- Terry Pratchett, "The Colour of Magic"', 1355076974);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (854, 195, 'Thufirs a Harkonnen now.', 1355077244);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (734, 'prairies', '5.13.58-8', 14, 1354874087, 264, 178);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (734, 95, '"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."
-- The Wizard Of Oz', 1355112189);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (734, 92, 'Dont speak about Time, until you have spoken to him.', 1355012576);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (734, 176, 'Above all things, reverence yourself.', 1355033103);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (590, 'fuddling', '5.13-4', 9, 1354874087, 94, 269);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (590, 183, 'During the voyage of life, remember to keep an eye out for a fair wind; batten
down during a storm; hail all passing ships; and fly your colors proudly.', 1355000684);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (590, 258, 'An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.
		-- Benjamin Franklin', 1354988088);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (590, 42, 'The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs
and begin to stifle our yawns.
		-- Helen Rowland', 1355021607);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (590, 107, 'Chemist who falls in acid will be tripping for weeks.', 1354941080);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (33, 'snappinesss', '2.10.92-4', 7, 1354874087, 82, 267);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (33, 297, 'This universe shipped by weight, not by volume.  Some expansion of the
contents may have occurred during shipment.', 1354981945);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (33, 41, 'Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents
shortcomings.
		-- Laurence J. Peter, "Peters Principles"', 1355126737);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (191, 'dashed', '0.13-7', 1, 1354874088, 137, 64);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (191, 73, 'Bozo is the Brotherhood of Zips and Others.  Bozos are people who band
together for fun and profit.  They have no jobs.  Anybody who goes on a
tour is a Bozo. Why does a Bozo cross the street?  Because theres a Bozo
on the other side. It comes from the phrase vos otros, meaning others.
Theyre the huge, fat, middle waist.  The archetype is an Irish drunk
clown with red hair and nose, and pale skin.  Fields, William Bendix.
Everybody tends to drift toward Bozoness.  It has Oz in it.  They mean
well.  Theyre straight-looking except theyve got inflatable shoes.  They
like their comforts.  The Bozos have learned to enjoy their free time,
which is all the time.
		-- Firesign Theatre, "If Bees Lived Inside Your Head"', 1354882917);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (151, 'racetracks', '2.6.86-4', 7, 1354874088, 259, 74);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (151, 189, 'The garden is in mourning;
The rain falls cool among the flowers.
Summer shivers quietly
On its way towards its end.

Golden leaf after leaf
Falls from the tall acacia.
Summer smiles, astonished, feeble,
In this dying dream of a garden.

For a long while, yet, in the roses,
She will linger on, yearning for peace,
And slowly
Close her weary eyes.
		-- Hermann Hesse, "September"', 1355096828);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (151, 214, 'Arnolds Addendum:
	Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer in rats.', 1355046995);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (151, 123, 'Be different: conform.', 1354892821);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (151, 270, 'Everyone complains of his memory, no one of his judgement.', 1354974188);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (699, 'cisterns', '2.12-10', 9, 1354874088, 99, 172);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (699, 75, 'Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable.
Any system which depends on human reliability is unreliable.
		-- Gilb', 1354880446);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (699, 39, 'The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor,
to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.
		-- Anatole France', 1354908172);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (699, 154, 'Two men were sitting over coffee, contemplating the nature of things,
with all due respect for their breakfast.  "I wonder why it is that
toast always falls on the buttered side," said one.
	"Tell me," replied his friend, "why you say such a thing.  Look
at this."  And he dropped his toast on the floor, where it landed on the
dry side.
	"So, what have you to say for your theory now?"
	"What am I to say?  You obviously buttered the wrong side."', 1354982584);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (699, 276, '	A novice asked the master: "I perceive that one computer company is
much larger than all others.  It towers above its competition like a giant
among dwarfs.  Any one of its divisions could comprise an entire business.
Why is this so?"
	The master replied, "Why do you ask such foolish questions?  That
company is large because it is so large.  If it only made hardware, nobody
would buy it.  If it only maintained systems, people would treat it like a
servant.  But because it combines all of these things, people think it one
of the gods!  By not seeking to strive, it conquers without effort."
		-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"', 1355033428);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (102, 235, 'When the leaders speak of peace
The common folk know
That war is coming
When the leaders curse war
The mobilization order is already written out.

Every day, to earn my daily bread
I go to the market where lies are bought
Hopefully
I take my place among the sellers.
		-- Bertolt Brecht, "Hollywood"', 1354939281);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (102, 148, 'Hell is empty and all the devils are here.
		-- Wm. Shakespeare, "The Tempest"', 1354933261);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (102, 94, 'You want it in one line?  Does it have to fit in 80 columns?   :-)
             -- Larry Wall in <7349@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV>', 1355088629);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (84, 'graded', '6.17-6', 4, 1354874088, 233, NULL);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (84, 178, 'Rules for Writers:
	Avoid run-on sentences they are hard to read.  Dont use no double
negatives.  Use the semicolon properly, always use it where it is appropriate;
and never where it isnt.  Reserve the apostrophe for its proper use and
omit it when its not needed.  No sentence fragments. Avoid commas, that are
unnecessary.  Eschew dialect, irregardless.  And dont start a sentence with
a conjunction.  Hyphenate between sy-llables and avoid un-necessary hyphens.
Write all adverbial forms correct.  Dont use contractions in formal writing.
Writing carefully, dangling participles must be avoided.  It is incumbent on
us to avoid archaisms.  Steer clear of incorrect forms of verbs that have
snuck in the language.  Never, ever use repetitive redundancies.  If Ive
told you once, Ive told you a thousand times, resist hyperbole.  Also,
avoid awkward or affected alliteration.  Dont string too many prepositional
phrases together unless you are walking through the valley of the shadow of
death.  "Avoid overuse of quotation "marks.""', 1355052695);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (84, 251, 'System going down in 5 minutes.', 1354918645);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (80, 'wreck', '9.17-9', 11, 1354874088, 267, 223);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (80, 258, 'Instead of loving your enemies, treat your friends a little better.
		-- Edgar W. Howe', 1354990923);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (80, 43, 'Did you know that if you took all the economists in the world and lined
them up end to end, theyd still point in the wrong direction?', 1354944027);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (80, 301, 'I have travelled the length and breadth of this country, and have talked with
the best people in business administration.  I can assure you on the highest
authority that data processing is a fad and wont last out the year.
		-- Editor in charge of business books at Prentice-Hall
		   publishers, responding to Karl V. Karlstrom (a junior 
		   editor who had recommended a manuscript on the new 
		   science of data processing), c. 1957', 1355023903);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (317, 'lunacies', '6.16-10', 2, 1354874088, 197, 281);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (317, 284, 'The bay-trees in our country are all witherd
And meteors fright the fixed stars of heaven;
The pale-faced moon looks bloody on the earth
And lean-lookd prophets whisper fearful change.
These signs forerun the death or fall of kings.
		-- Wm. Shakespeare, "Richard II"', 1355126363);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (317, 22, 'Bilbos First Law:
	You cannot count friends that are all packed up in barrels.', 1354877598);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (317, 39, 'On two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament!], "Pray, Mr.
Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers
come out?"  I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of
ideas that could provoke such a question.
		-- Charles Babbage', 1355038199);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (317, 153, '... Any resemblance between the above views and those of my employer,
my terminal, or the view out my window are purely coincidental.  Any
resemblance between the above and my own views is non-deterministic.  The
question of the existence of views in the absence of anyone to hold them
is left as an exercise for the reader.  The question of the existence of
the reader is left as an exercise for the second god coefficient.  (A
discussion of non-orthogonal, non-integral polytheism is beyond the scope
of this article.)', 1354977209);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (636, 'meanest', '7.6-3', 1, 1354874088, 265, 27);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (636, 188, '"All over the place, from the popular culture to the propaganda system, there is
constant pressure to make people feel that they are helpless, that the only role
they can have is to ratify decisions and to consume."
-- Noam Chomsky', 1354994411);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (636, 46, 'TRANSACTION CANCELLED - FARECARD RETURNED', 1354924034);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (711, 'satans', '2.2-4', 6, 1354874088, 208, 280);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (711, 40, '<Knghtbrd> Trust us, we know what were doing...  We may have no idea HOW
           were doing it, but we know WHAT were doing.', 1355105059);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (711, 215, 'You cant evaluate a man by logic alone.
		-- McCoy, "I, Mudd", stardate 4513.3', 1355122900);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (875, 'resided', '9.18.8-6', 3, 1354874088, 224, 290);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (875, 72, 'Besides, REAL computers have a rename() system call.    :-)
             -- Larry Wall in <7937@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV>', 1354959878);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (869, 'weensiest', '0.11-5', 16, 1354874088, 48, 281);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (869, 84, '...Another writer again agreed with all my generalities, but said that as an
inveterate skeptic I have closed my mind to the truth.  Most notably I have
ignored the evidence for an Earth that is six thousand years old.  Well, I
havent ignored it; I considered the purported evidence and *then* rejected it.
There is a difference, and this is a difference, we might say, between 
prejudice and postjudice.  Prejudice is making a judgment before you have
looked at the facts.  Postjudice is making a judgment afterwards.  Prejudice
is terrible, in the sense that you commit injustices and you make serious
mistakes.  Postjudice is not terrible.  You cant be perfect of course; you
may make mistakes also.  But it is permissible to make a judgment after you
have examined the evidence.  In some circles it is even encouraged.
- Carl Sagan, The Burden of Skepticism, Skeptical Enquirer, Vol. 12, pg. 46', 1354919193);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (869, 271, 'Work is the crab grass in the lawn of life.
		-- Schulz', 1355092486);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (387, 'driers', '1.10.1-2', 12, 1354874088, 255, 166);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (387, 86, '"If its not loud, it doesnt work!"
-- Blank Reg, from "Max Headroom"', 1354905654);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (387, 64, 'It was pleasant to me to get a letter from you the other day.  Perhaps
I should have found it pleasanter if I had been able to decipher it.  I
dont think that I mastered anything beyond the date (which I knew) and
the signature (which I guessed at).  Theres a singular and a perpetual
charm in a letter of yours; it never grows old, it never loses its
novelty.  Other letters are read and thrown away and forgotten, but
yours are kept forever -- unread.  One of them will last a reasonable
man a lifetime.
		-- Thomas Aldrich', 1355063438);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (118, 'breadline', '6.0.15-6', 14, 1354874088, 41, 85);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (118, 251, 'In every non-trivial program there is at least one bug.', 1355077034);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (88, 'applicant', '2.17.27-7', 12, 1354874088, 298, 29);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (88, 85, 'gossip, n.:
	Hearing something you like about someone you dont.
		-- Earl Wilson', 1355070862);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (88, 62, 'Advice to young men: Be ascetic, and if you cant be ascetic,
then at least be aseptic.', 1355119726);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (88, 144, 'Artistic ventures highlighted.  Rob a museum.', 1354887149);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (88, 164, 'Any girl can be glamorous; all you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
		-- Hedy Lamarr', 1355034302);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (810, 'signer', '9.15-5', 16, 1354874089, 246, 263);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (810, 252, 'Absence in love is like water upon fire; a little quickens, but much
extinguishes it.
		-- Hannah More', 1354935811);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (810, 39, 'The bomb will never go off.  I speak as an expert in explosives.
		-- Admiral William Leahy, U.S. Atomic Bomb Project', 1354940867);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (810, 134, '<Culus_> We are also hoping to release a version of linux where shell is
         replaced by perl to a large degree.  Adding to that, there are a
         few of us who would like to see a pure perl platform.. PerlOS :)
* Culus_ looks on in horror
<mstone> Culus_: on the up side, you can type damn near anything in at the
         command prompt :)', 1354934777);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (277, 'refutations', '8.2.16-2', 10, 1354874089, 277, 149);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (277, 293, 'You learn to write as if to someone else because NEXT YEAR YOU WILL BE
"SOMEONE ELSE."', 1355039832);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (277, 254, 'The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.
		-- Mark Twain', 1355046913);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (586, 'altarpieces', '1.17.52-5', 9, 1354874089, 165, 59);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (586, 219, '"Theyre unfriendly, which is fortunate, really.  Theyd be difficult to like."
		-- Avon', 1354990110);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (586, 287, '<Marticus> Theres too much blood in my caffeine system.', 1354959354);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (135, 'tenets', '4.3.28-9', 4, 1354874089, 126, 228);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (135, 240, '"Just the facts, Maam"
-- Joe Friday', 1355077688);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (135, 48, 'Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for
the people.
		-- Oscar Wilde', 1355050315);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (600, 'indefinably', '5.13.5-6', 3, 1354874089, 84, 275);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (600, 169, 'A motion to adjourn is always in order.', 1355083830);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (600, 244, 'It must be remembered that there is nothing more difficult to plan, more
doubtful of success, nor more dangerous to manage, than the creation of
a new system.  For the initiator has the emnity of all who would profit
by the preservation of the old institutions and merely lukewarm defenders
in those who would gain by the new ones.
		-- Niccolo Machiavelli, 1513', 1355001399);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (600, 219, '	A couple of kids tried using pickles instead of paddles for a Ping-Pong
game.  They had the volley of the Dills.', 1355133133);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (548, 'crossly', '6.7-10', 3, 1354874089, 296, 189);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (548, 82, 'You cant cheat the phone company.', 1354886439);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (548, 241, 'A diplomatic husband said to his wife, "How do you expect me to remember
your birthday when you never look any older?"', 1354958569);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (235, 'walkies', '1.9-1', 12, 1354874089, 160, 110);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (235, 107, 'The duration of passion is proportionate with the original resistance
of the woman.
		-- Honore DeBalzac', 1355031503);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (475, 'puttees', '8.7-3', 15, 1354874089, 268, 223);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (475, 240, 'God help those who do not help themselves.
		-- Wilson Mizner', 1354977513);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (603, 'richness', '1.17.93-10', 12, 1354874089, 33, 266);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (603, 180, 'Being Ymors right-hand man was like being gently flogged to death with
scented bootlaces.
		-- Terry Pratchett, "The Colour of Magic"', 1355069806);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (603, 36, '"And remember: Evil will always prevail, because Good is dumb."
-- Spaceballs', 1355047764);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (603, 93, 'Its better to burn out than to fade away.', 1355128730);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (603, 105, 'If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?', 1354902044);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (783, 'golfing', '5.18-1', 14, 1354874089, 255, 50);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (783, 205, 'Yow!  Were going to a new disco!', 1354929454);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (783, 87, 'New members are urgently needed in the Society for Prevention of
Cruelty to Yourself.  Apply within.', 1354899980);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (82, 'tungstens', '0.14-5', 10, 1354874089, 148, NULL);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (82, 254, 'You will be imprisoned for contributing your time and skill to a bank robbery.', 1355000494);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (588, 'bloodsheds', '8.3.53-7', 10, 1354874089, 294, 37);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (588, 210, '<Knghtbrd> NOTE THAT THE ABOVE IS JUST AN OPINION AND SHOULD NOT BE
	   TAKEN TO INCLUDE ANY MEASURE OF FACTUAL INFORMATION.  THE
           SPEAKER DISCLAIMS EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE.  DEAL WITH IT.', 1354903441);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (588, 256, 'Real Programmers dont write in PL/I.  PL/I is for programmers who cant
decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.', 1355111363);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (629, 'maltreating', '5.9-4', 16, 1354874089, 6, 175);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (629, 39, 'Theres no honorable way to kill, no gentle way to destroy.  There is
nothing good in war.  Except its ending.
		-- Abraham Lincoln, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.5', 1355042060);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (632, 'schwartz', '4.13-3', 1, 1354874089, 40, 7);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (632, 56, 'Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.
		-- John Kenneth Galbraith', 1354986748);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (632, 38, 'Its better to burn out than it is to rust.', 1354910550);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (632, 101, 'There is no better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law.
No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets truth.
		-- Jean Giraudoux, "Tiger at the Gates"', 1355070062);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (829, 'irritation', '3.2.24-6', 1, 1354874089, 253, 266);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (829, 133, '	Three actors, Tom, Fred, and Cec, wanted to do the jousting scene
from Don Quixote for a local TV show.  "Ill play the title role," proposed
Tom.  "Fred can portray Sancho Panza, and Cecil B. De Mille."', 1355024985);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (215, 'yarrows', '3.1.70-9', 15, 1354874089, 275, 247);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (215, 175, 'Santas elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.', 1355037337);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (215, 17, 'Whatever is not nailed down is mine.  Whatever I can pry up is not nailed down.
		-- Collis P. Huntingdon, railroad tycoon', 1354982526);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (215, 166, 'You cant hug a child with nuclear arms.', 1354975193);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (215, 111, 'Tehee quod she, and clapte the wyndow to.
		-- Geoffrey Chaucer', 1355095586);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (201, 'omniscient', '8.13-8', 6, 1354874089, 27, 143);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (201, 85, 'Nothing shortens a journey so pleasantly as an account of misfortunes at
which the hearer is permitted to laugh.
		-- Quentin Crisp', 1355027750);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (201, 22, 'Every man is as God made him, ay, and often worse.
		-- Miguel de Cervantes', 1355017976);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (201, 200, 'Id never cry if I did find
	A blue whale in my soup...
Nor would I mind a porcupine
	Inside a chicken coop.
Yes life is fine when things combine,	
	Like ham in beef chow mein...
But lord, this time I think I mind,
	Theyve put acid in my rain.
		      --- Milo Bloom', 1354931079);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (201, 137, 'Why isnt there some cheap and easy way to prove how much she means to me?', 1354958007);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (107, 'piratically', '6.3-10', 10, 1354874090, 119, 29);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (107, 62, 'Fortune finishes the great quotations, #15

	"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses."
	And while youre at it, throw in a couple of those Dallas
	Cowboy cheerleaders.', 1355118620);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (107, 103, '   * In anticipation of 2.10.02 release, updated to patchlevel
     +ircu2.10.01+.config6-7.config7-8.lgline3.iwho.limit.glibc.motdcache2.trace.whois1-2.config8-9.statsw.sprintf2-3.msgtree2.memleak1-2+.msgtree2-3.gline8-9.gline9-10.invite2.rbr.stats.numclients.whisper.whisper1-2.stats1-2.nokick1-2.chroot.config9-11.snomask7-8.limi+t1-3.userip1-3.userip3-4.config11-12.config12-13.umode2-3.akillsbt.who4-5.kn.kn1-2.freebsdcore2.msgtree3-5.y2k.glibc1-2.rmfunc.msgf+lags2.who5-6.nickchange2.glibc2-3.modeless3
	-- From the annoucement of ircd 2.10.01-3 for Debian GNU/Linux', 1354960754);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (29, 'schadenfreude', '3.14.8-4', 6, 1354874090, 216, 280);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (29, 179, 'Scintillate, scintillate, globule vivific,
Fain how I pause at your nature specific,
Loftily poised in the ether capacious,
Highly resembling a gem carbonaceous.
Scintillate, scintillate, globule vivific,
Fain how I pause at your nature specific.', 1355070567);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (29, 116, 'Q:	Whats hard going in and soft and sticky coming out?
A:	Chewing gum.', 1355118170);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (2, 'milkier', '1.18.35-8', 12, 1354874090, 267, 151);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (2, 103, 'But scientists, who ought to know
Assure us that it must be so.
Oh, let us never, never doubt
What nobody is sure about.
		-- Hilaire Belloc', 1355023605);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (879, 'plus', '5.19.0-2', 9, 1354874090, 243, 131);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (879, 20, 'Rule of Creative Research:
	(1) Never draw what you can copy.
	(2) Never copy what you can trace.
	(3) Never trace what you can cut out and paste down.', 1354970200);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (879, 224, 'A formal parsing algorithm should not always be used.
		-- D. Gries', 1355015151);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (166, 'loathed', '3.3.74-5', 6, 1354874090, 144, 148);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (166, 258, 'Happiness isnt something you experience; its something you remember.
		-- Oscar Levant', 1355012391);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (166, 170, 'Should I start with the time I SWITCHED personalities with a BEATNIK
hair stylist or my failure to refer five TEENAGERS to a good OCULIST?', 1354957167);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (53, 'pudgier', '4.9.53-8', 3, 1354874090, 186, 131);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (53, 280, 'You got to pay your dues if you want to sing the blues,
And you know it dont come easy ...
I dont ask for much, I only want trust,
And you know it dont come easy ...', 1355016831);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (53, 72, 'Youd best be snoozin, cause you dont be gettin no work done at 5 a.m.
anyway.
		-- From the wall of the Wurster Hall stairwell', 1354969053);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (238, 'dizziest', '2.8.0-3', 3, 1354874090, 264, 71);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (238, 121, 'If you are a fatalist, what can you do about it?
		-- Ann Edwards-Duff', 1355057298);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (238, 159, '"and i actually like debian 2.0 that much i completely revamped the
default config of the linux systems our company sells and reinstalled any
of the linux systems in the office and here at home.."', 1354975685);
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Im not sure you realize that what you are reading is not what it means.', 1355081405);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (238, 135, '===  ALL USERS PLEASE NOTE  ========================

There has been some confusion concerning MAPCAR.
	(DEFUN MAPCAR (&FUNCTIONAL FCN &EVAL &REST LISTS)
		(PROG (V P LP)
		(SETQ P (LOCF V))
	L	(SETQ LP LISTS)
		(%START-FUNCTION-CALL FCN T (LENGTH LISTS) NIL)
	L1	(OR LP (GO L2))
		(AND (NULL (CAR LP)) (RETURN V))
		(%PUSH (CAAR LP))
		(RPLACA LP (CDAR LP))
		(SETQ LP (CDR LP))
		(GO L1)
	L2	(%FINISH-FUNCTION-CALL FCN T (LENGTH LISTS) NIL)
		(SETQ LP (%POP))
		(RPLACD P (SETQ P (NCONS LP)))
		(GO L)))
We hope this clears up the many questions weve had about it.', 1355106824);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (702, 266, 'A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.', 1355036684);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (702, 226, 'Its pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth
have both failed.
		-- Kim Hubbard', 1354897251);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (684, 270, 'Im very old-fashioned.  I believe that people should marry for life,
like pigeons and Catholics.
		-- Woody Allen', 1354906521);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (554, 275, 'While having never invented a sin, Im trying to perfect several.', 1354943226);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (554, 179, '<barneyfu> knghtbrd: crap, SDL sure makes DGA a helluva alot easier too
           doesnt it? :)
<knghtbrd> barneyfu: what DGA?
<barneyfu> mouse dga
<knghtbrd> barneyfu: (does that answer your question?)
<barneyfu> Hahahahaha YEAH! :)', 1355053507);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (554, 108, '"Youre a creature of the night, Michael.  Waitll Mom hears about this."
-- from the movie "The Lost Boys"', 1355008059);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (782, 277, '   * In anticipation of 2.10.02 release, updated to patchlevel
     +ircu2.10.01+.config6-7.config7-8.lgline3.iwho.limit.glibc.motdcache2.trace.whois1-2.config8-9.statsw.sprintf2-3.msgtree2.memleak1-2+.msgtree2-3.gline8-9.gline9-10.invite2.rbr.stats.numclients.whisper.whisper1-2.stats1-2.nokick1-2.chroot.config9-11.snomask7-8.limi+t1-3.userip1-3.userip3-4.config11-12.config12-13.umode2-3.akillsbt.who4-5.kn.kn1-2.freebsdcore2.msgtree3-5.y2k.glibc1-2.rmfunc.msgf+lags2.who5-6.nickchange2.glibc2-3.modeless3
	-- From the annoucement of ircd 2.10.01-3 for Debian GNU/Linux', 1354970284);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (782, 91, '<stu> apt: !bugs
<apt> !bugs are stupid
<dpkg> apt: are stupid?  whats that?
<apt> dpkg: i dont know
<dpkg> apt: Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
<apt> i already had it that way, dpkg.', 1354896273);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (782, 104, 'Interestingly enough, since subroutine declarations can come anywhere,
you wouldnt have to put BEGIN {} at the beginning, nor END {} at the
end.  Interesting, no?  I wonder if Henry would like it. :-) --lwall', 1355132539);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (782, 248, '	It appears that after his death, Albert Einstein found himself
working as the doorkeeper at the Pearly Gates.  One slow day, he
found that he had time to chat with the new entrants.  To the first one
he asked, "Whats your IQ?"  The new arrival replied, "190".  They
discussed Einsteins theory of relativity for hours.  When the second
new arrival came, Einstein once again inquired as to the newcomers
IQ.  The answer this time came "120".  To which Einstein replied, "Tell
me, how did the Cubs do this year?" and they proceeded to talk for half
an hour or so.  To the final arrival, Einstein once again posed the
question, "Whats your IQ?".  Upon receiving the answer "70",
Einstein smiled and replied, "Got a minute to tell me about VMS 4.0?"', 1354963290);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (140, 'amnestying', '1.12.84-6', 3, 1354874090, 34, 77);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (140, 246, 'Im telling you that the kernel is stable not because its a kernel,
but because I refuse to listen to arguments like this.
	-- Linus Torvalds', 1355109536);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (140, 260, 'Your mind understands what you have been taught; your heart, what is true.', 1354890652);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (140, 166, 'A celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knownness.', 1355119349);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (140, 291, 'Information Center, n.:
	A room staffed by professional computer people whose job it is to
	tell you why you cannot have the information you require.', 1354942355);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (479, 'famines', '0.2.33-5', 5, 1354874090, 112, 37);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (479, 107, 'Gratitude, like love, is never a dependable international emotion.
		-- Joseph Alsop', 1355050264);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (10, 'eeyores', '6.14-3', 16, 1354874090, 179, NULL);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (10, 291, '> (Its sorta like sed, but not.  Its sorta like awk, but not.  etc.)
Guilty as charged.  Perl is happily ugly, and happily derivative.
             -- Larry Wall in <1992Aug26.184221.29627@netlabs.com>', 1354913603);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (281, 'chihuahuas', '4.1-5', 8, 1354874090, 288, 50);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (281, 271, 'The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in
the morning feeling just terrible.
		-- Jean Kerr', 1355041334);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (281, 199, 'I want to reach your mind -- where is it currently located?', 1354885934);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (281, 98, 'The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern.  Every class
is unfit to govern.
		-- Lord Acton', 1354940364);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (281, 82, 'Dimensions will always be expressed in the least usable term, convertible
only through the use of weird and unnatural conversion factors.  Velocity,
for example, will be expressed in furlongs per fortnight.', 1355032445);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (421, 'polishing', '6.15-10', 4, 1354874090, 291, 214);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (421, 148, '"Every group has a couple of experts.  And every group has at least one idiot.
 Thus are balance and harmony (and discord) maintained.  Its sometimes hard
 to remember this in the bulk of the flamewars that all of the hassle and
 pain is generally caused by one or two highly-motivated, caustic twits."
-- Chuq Von Rospach, chuq@apple.com, about Usenet', 1354980989);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (689, 'disturbing', '6.12.56-5', 5, 1354874090, 264, 101);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (689, 34, 'Football is a game designed to keep coalminers off the streets.
		-- Jimmy Breslin', 1355000184);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (689, 185, '"Plaese porrf raed."
		-- Prof. Michael OLonghlin, S.U.N.Y. Purchase', 1354887993);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (689, 45, 'You look tired.', 1355121922);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (689, 153, 'I can read your mind, and you should be ashamed of yourself.', 1354890069);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (486, 'oscilloscopes', '4.0.75-10', 13, 1354874091, 42, 147);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (486, 28, 'If I were a grave-digger or even a hangman, there are some people I could
work for with a great deal of enjoyment.
		-- Douglas Jerrold', 1355117830);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (486, 117, 'Sometime when you least expect it, Love will tap you on the shoulder...
and ask you to move out of the way because it still isnt your turn.
		-- N.V. Plyter', 1354954037);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (691, 'payroll', '2.7-4', 13, 1354874091, 33, 27);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (691, 283, 'Seems that a pollster was taking a worldwide opinion poll.
Her question was, "Excuse me; whats your opinion on the meat shortage?"

In Texas, the answer was "Whats a shortage?"
In Poland, the answer was "Whats meat?"
In the Soviet Union, the answer was "Whats an opinion?"
In New York City, the answer was "Whats excuse me?"', 1354941510);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (691, 39, 'Writing is easy; all you do is sit staring at the blank sheet of paper until
drops of blood form on your forehead.
		-- Gene Fowler', 1355031014);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (691, 236, 'Q:	What is green and lives in the ocean?
A:	Moby Pickle.', 1355092576);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (691, 117, 'If your happiness depends on what somebody else does, I guess you do
have a problem.
		-- Richard Bach, "Illusions"', 1355076395);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (736, 'counterbalanced', '1.11.62-5', 15, 1354874091, 66, 132);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (736, 213, 'Whatever it is, I fear Greeks even when they bring gifts.
		-- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil)', 1354963084);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (736, 289, 'Murphys Law is recursive.  Washing your car to make it rain doesnt work.', 1354963321);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (736, 180, '<Shinobi> There are worse things than Perl....ASP comes to mind', 1354972718);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (736, 226, 'That could certainly be done, but I dont want to fall into the Forth
trap, where every running Forth implementation is really a different
language.
             -- Larry Wall in <199705101952.MAA00756@wall.org>', 1355019346);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (679, 'cooked', '5.13.51-8', 12, 1354874091, 8, 113);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (679, 159, 'Life Sucks.  Cynical, misanthropic male, 34, looking for soul mate but
certain not to find her.  Drop me a note.  Ill call you, well talk and
Ill ask you out to dinner where Ill probably spend more than I can
afford in a feeble attempt to impress you.  Then well realize we have
absolutely nothing in common and well go our separate ways, more
embittered and depressed than before (if such a thing is possible).', 1354971966);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (316, 'videocassettes', '0.8-1', 14, 1354874091, 242, 51);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (316, 7, 'Go slowly to the entertainments of thy friends, but quickly to their
misfortunes.
		-- Chilo', 1354933159);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (316, 59, 'Mums the word.
		-- Miguel de Cervantes', 1355039723);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (316, 142, 'All of a sudden, I want to THROW OVER my promising ACTING CAREER, grow
a LONG BLACK BEARD and wear a BASEBALL HAT!! ...  Although I dont know WHY!!', 1354948337);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (316, 29, 'Overall, the philosophy is to attack the availability problem from two
complementary directions:  to reduce the number of software errors through
rigorous testing of running systems, and to reduce the effect of the
remaining errors by providing for recovery from them.  An interesting footnote
to this design is that now a system failure can usually be considered to be
the result of two program errors:  the first, in the program that started the
problem; the second, in the recovery routine that could not protect the
system.  -- A. L. Scherr, "Functional Structure of IBM Virtual Storage Operating
Systems, Part II: OS/VS-2 Concepts and Philosophies," IBM Systems Journal,
Vol. 12, No. 4, 1973, pp. 382-400', 1354914346);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (348, 'frauds', '0.14-6', 9, 1354874091, 37, 43);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (348, 285, 'Q:	What is purple and commutes?
A:	An Abelian grape.', 1355102260);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (369, 'claret', '1.16.95-8', 4, 1354874091, 208, 214);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (369, 123, '"You would do well not to imagine profundity," he said.  "Anything that seems
of momentous occasion should be dwelt upon as though it were of slight note.
Conversely, trivialities must be attended to with the greatest of care.
Because death is momentous, give it no thought; because victory is important,
give it no thought; because the method of achievement and discovery is less
momentous than the effect, dwell always upon the method.  You will strengthen
yourself in this way."
		-- Jessica Salmonson, "The Swordswoman"', 1354993364);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (369, 136, 'Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it.
		-- Gandhi', 1355048365);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (278, 'ringer', '6.17.74-1', 15, 1354874091, 226, 138);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (278, 186, '"Since its a foregone conclusion that Microsoft will be littering its XML
with pointers to Win32-based components, the best that can be said about
its adoption of XML is that it will make it easier for browsers and
applications on non-Windows platforms to understand which parts of the
document it must ignore."
        -- Nicholas Petreley, "Computerworld", 3 September, 2001', 1355049355);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (473, 'look', '5.16-5', 7, 1354874091, 153, 172);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (473, 131, 'YOU!!  Give me the CUTEST, PINKEST, most charming little VICTORIAN
DOLLHOUSE you can find!!  An make it SNAPPY!!', 1355117741);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (335, 'mockers', '3.18.76-6', 10, 1354874091, 62, 74);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (335, 82, 'guru, n.:
	A person in T-shirt and sandals who took an elevator ride with
	a senior vice-president and is ultimately responsible for the
	phone call you are about to receive from your boss.', 1354906289);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (746, 'casehardening', '7.12.74-4', 16, 1354874091, 91, 143);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (746, 129, 'Still looking for the glorious results of my misspent youth.  Say, do you
have a map to the next joint?', 1354952955);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (746, 264, 'Overboarding:
	Overcompensating for fears about the future by plunging
headlong into a job or life-style seemingly unrelated to ones
previous life interests: i.e., Amway sales, aerobics, the Republican
party, a career in law, cults, McJobs....
		-- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated
		   Culture"', 1354898348);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (787, 'integrated', '2.8.53-5', 6, 1354874091, 32, 223);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (787, 277, 'If it happens once, its a bug.
If it happens twice, its a feature.
If it happens more than twice, its a design philosophy.', 1355043384);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (787, 49, 'It is easier to fight for ones principles than to live up to them.
		-- Alfred Adler', 1354874535);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (785, 'elizabeths', '8.15.26-10', 7, 1354874091, 54, 143);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (785, 225, 'The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job
application form.
		-- Stanley J. Randall', 1354919437);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (694, 'adoringly', '2.5-10', 1, 1354874091, 127, 294);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (694, 187, 'The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth.
		-- A. Camus', 1355114269);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (694, 302, 'Trespassers will be shot.  Survivors will be SHOT AGAIN!', 1354970619);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (694, 183, 'Noise proves nothing.  Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles
as if she laid an asteroid.
		-- Mark Twain', 1354961588);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (556, 'unaffected', '0.3.75-6', 16, 1354874091, 269, 59);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (556, 9, 'If it werent for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.', 1355054282);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (513, 'observe', '3.2-5', 4, 1354874091, 47, 99);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (513, 303, 'No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have, and I think hes a
dirty little beast.
		-- W.S. Gilbert', 1355030517);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (157, 'asthmas', '8.0-8', 13, 1354874091, 273, NULL);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (157, 165, 'No-one would remember the Good Samaritan if he had only had good
intentions.  He had money as well.
		-- Margaret Thatcher', 1354953882);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (157, 297, 'The price of seeking to force our beliefs on others is that someday
they might force their beliefs on us.
		-- Mario Cuomo', 1354946337);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (157, 123, 'Fain would I climb, yet fear I to fall.
		-- Sir Walter Raleigh', 1355121922);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (157, 84, 'While anyone can admit to themselves they were wrong, the true test is
admission to someone else.', 1355087791);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (592, 'cockiness', '1.16.81-5', 15, 1354874091, 106, 70);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (592, 53, 'Pudders Law:
	Anything that begins well will end badly.
	(Note: The converse of Pudders law is not true.)', 1355066332);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (859, 'diffracts', '0.1-8', 1, 1354874091, 65, 147);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (859, 51, 'Faith is under the left nipple.
		-- Martin Luther', 1354880600);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (859, 168, 'The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.', 1354983584);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (676, 'systems', '8.7.97-10', 5, 1354874091, 233, 33);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (676, 290, 'Abstainer:  A weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a
pleasure.  A total abstainer is one who abstains from everything but
abstention, and especially from inactivity in the affairs of others.
-- Ambrose Bierce', 1354972803);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (676, 124, 'QOTD:
	I looked out my window, and saw Kyle Pettys car upside down,
	then I thought One of us is in real trouble.
		-- Davey Allison, on a 150 m.p.h. crash', 1354926679);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (676, 147, 'Mother Earth is not flat!', 1354887209);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (676, 270, 'You are absolute plate-glass. I see to the very back of your mind.
		-- Sherlock Holmes', 1355007615);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (108, 'besets', '0.12.34-5', 1, 1354874092, 239, 269);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (108, 247, 'Volley Theory:
	It is better to have lobbed and lost than never to have lobbed at all.', 1355007877);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (108, 5, 'Humorists always sit at the childrens table.
		-- Woody Allen', 1355115982);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (108, 84, '<knghtbrd> *sigh*  My todo list is like the fucking energizer bunny
<knghtbrd> It keeps growing and growing and growing and ...', 1355033982);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (249, 'anagram', '5.17-1', 4, 1354874092, 176, 245);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (249, 219, 'I forgot to mention an important fact in the 1.3.67 announcement. In order to 
get a fully working kernel, you have to follow the steps below:
 - Walk around your computer widdershins 3 times, chanting "Linus is
   overworked, and he makes lousy patches, but we love him anyway". Get
   your spuouse to do this too for extra effect.  Children are optional.
 - Apply the patch included in this mail
 - Call your system "Super-67", and dont forget to unapply the patch
   before you later applying the official 1.3.68 patch.
 - reboot
	-- Linus Torvalds, announcing another kernel patch', 1355109617);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (249, 244, 'Whats this script do?
    unzip ; touch ; finger ; mount ; gasp ; yes ; umount ; sleep
Hint for the answer: not everything is computer-oriented. Sometimes youre
in a sleeping bag, camping out.
(Contributed by Frans van der Zande.)', 1355126347);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (249, 293, '"And, you know, I mustnt preach to you, but surely it wouldnt be right for
you to take away peoples pleasure of studying your attire, by just going
and making yourself like everybody else.  You feel that, dont you?"  said
he, earnestly.
		-- William Morris, "Notes from Nowhere"', 1355074670);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (245, 'restores', '6.7.36-10', 10, 1354874092, 204, 204);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (245, 85, 'During the next two hours, the system will be going up and down several
times, often with lin~po_~{po       ~poz~ppo\~{ o n~po_~{o[po	 ~y oodsou>#w4k**n~po_~{ol;lkld;f;g;dd;po\~{o', 1355012015);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (245, 11, 'Even a blind pig stumbles upon a few acorns.', 1354944702);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (132, 'forewoman', '6.17.89-4', 6, 1354874092, 241, 247);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (132, 104, 'Mandrell: "You know what I think?"
Doctor:   "Ah, ah thats a catch question. With a brain your size you
	  dont think, right?"
		-- Dr. Who', 1354950656);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (132, 222, 'My family history begins with me, but yours ends with you.
		-- Iphicrates', 1354984159);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (132, 52, 'ASCII:
	The control code for all beginning programmers and those who would
	become computer literate.  Etymologically, the term has come down as
	a contraction of the often-repeated phrase "ascii and you shall
	receive."
		-- Robb Russon', 1355098174);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (228, 'informally', '4.17-3', 5, 1354874092, 197, 132);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (228, 206, '"The medium is the message."
-- Marshall McLuhan', 1355009223);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (639, 'amazing', '2.7-4', 13, 1354874092, 214, 138);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (639, 247, 'Maryel brought her bat into Exit once and started whacking people on
the dance floor.  Now everyones doing it.  Its called grand slam dancing.
		-- Ransford, Chicago Reader 10/7/83', 1355037505);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (777, 'mercilessly', '3.13-9', 13, 1354874092, 299, 143);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (777, 209, 'PARDON me, am I speaking ENGLISH?', 1355075662);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (777, 172, 'Christmas time is here, by Golly;	Kill the turkeys, ducks and chickens;
Disapproval would be folly;		Mix the punch, drag out the Dickens;
Deck the halls with hunks of holly;	Even though the prospect sickens,
Fill the cup and dont say when...	Brother, here we go again.

On Christmas day, you cant get sore;	Relations sparing no expensell,
Your fellow man you must adore;		Send some useless old utensil,
Theres time to rob him all the more,	Or a matching pen and pencil,
The other three hundred and sixty-four!	Just the thing I need... how nice.

It doesnt matter how sincere		Hark The Herald-Tribune sings,
It is, nor how heartfelt the spirit;	Advertising wondrous things.
Sentiment will not endear it;		God Rest Ye Merry Merchants,
Whats important is... the price.	May you make the Yuletide pay.
					Angels We Have Heard On High,
Let the raucous sleighbells jingle;	Tell us to go out and buy.
Hail our dear old friend, Kris Kringle,	Sooooo...
Driving his reindeer across the sky,
Dont stand underneath when they fly by!
		-- Tom Lehrer', 1354997369);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (697, 'durabilitys', '9.4.10-5', 16, 1354874092, 179, 166);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (697, 281, 'Really??  What a coincidence, Im shallow too!!', 1354905982);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (549, 'readiness', '8.5.7-2', 5, 1354874092, 274, 152);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (549, 208, 'If you have to ask how much it is, you cant afford it.', 1354940635);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (686, 'entrances', '7.11-4', 12, 1354874092, 215, 200);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (686, 246, 'I havent lost my mind; I know exactly where I left it.', 1355094708);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (686, 131, 'QOTD:
	Money isnt everything, but at least it keeps the kids in touch.', 1355123197);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (371, 'cpi', '2.14-3', 16, 1354874092, 302, 42);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (371, 212, 'Q:	What do you call the money you pay to the government when
	you ride into the country on the back of an elephant?
A:	A howdah duty.', 1355007191);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (371, 67, 'paranoia, n.:
	A healthy understanding of the way the universe works.', 1354940794);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (622, 'ends', '5.17.59-1', 4, 1354874092, 82, 287);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (622, 88, 'The Encyclopaedia Galactica defines a robot as a mechanical apparatus designed
to do the work of a man.  The marketing division of Sirius Cybernetics
Corporation defines a robot as Your Plastic Pal Whos Fun To Be With.
The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy defines the marketing division of the
Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as a bunch of mindless jerks wholl be the
first against the wall when the revolution comes, with a footnote to effect
that the editors would welcome applications from anyone interested in taking
over the post of robotics correspondent.
	Curiously enough, an edition of the Encyclopaedia Galactica that
had the good fortune to fall through a time warp from a thousand years in
the future defined the marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics
Corporation as a bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the
wall when the revolution came.
		-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy"', 1355065708);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (622, 125, 'I could dance with you till the cows come home.  On second thought, Id rather
dance with the cows till you come home.
		-- Groucho Marx', 1355130567);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (466, 'paybacks', '4.18.16-9', 13, 1354874092, 167, 77);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (466, 253, 'weapon, n.:
	An index of the lack of development of a culture.', 1354898716);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (466, 36, 'It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to
mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics and chemistry.
		-- H.L. Mencken', 1354942955);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (466, 203, '<dark> "Lets form the Linux Standard Linux Standardization Association
        Board. The purpose of this board will be to standardize Linux
        Standardization Organizations."', 1354891469);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (466, 115, 'HELP!  MY TYPEWRITER IS BROKEN!
		-- E. E. CUMMINGS', 1355061688);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (231, 'ladyships', '5.4-8', 15, 1354874092, 120, 63);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (231, 190, '***** Special AI Seminar (abstract)

It has been widely recognized that AI programs require expert knowledge 
in order to perform well in complex domains.  But knowledge alone is not
sufficient for some applications; wisdom is needed as well.  Accordingly, 
we have developed a new approach to artificial intelligence which we call 
"wisdom engineering".  As a test of our ideas, we have written IMMANUEL, a 
wisdom based system for the task domain of western philosophical thought.  
IMMANUEL was supplied initially with 200 wisdom units which contained wisdom 
about such elementary concepts as mind, matter, being, nothingness, and so 
forth.  IMMANUEL was then allowed to run freely, guided by the heuristic 
rules contained in its heterarchically organized meta wisdom base.  IMMANUEL 
succeeded in rediscovering most of the important philosophical ideas developed 
in western culture over the course of the last 25 centuries, including those 
underlying Platos theory of government, Kants metaphysics, Nietzsches theory
of value, and Husserls phenomenology.  In this seminar, we will describe 
IMMANUELs achievements and internal architecture.  We will also briefly 
discuss our recent efforts to apply wisdom engineering to oil exploration.', 1355062248);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (231, 78, 'It is a very humbling experience to make a multimillion-dollar mistake, but it
is also very memorable.  I vividly recall the night we decided how to organize
the actual writing of external specifications for OS/360.  The manager of
architecture, the manager of control program implementation, and I were
threshing out the plan, schedule, and division of responsibilities.

The architecture manager had 10 good men.  He asserted that they could write
the specifications and do it right.  It would take ten months, three more
than the schedule allowed.

The control program manager had 150 men.  He asserted that they could prepare
the specifications, with the architecture team coordinating; it would be 
well-done and practical, and he could do it on schedule.  Futhermore, if
the architecture team did it, his 150 men would sit twiddling their thumbs
for ten months.

To this the architecture manager responded that if I gave the control program
team the responsibility, the result would not in fact be on time, but would
also be three months late, and of much lower quality.  I did, and it was.  He
was right on both counts.  Moreover, the lack of conceptual integrity made
the system far more costly to build and change, and I would estimate that it
added a year to debugging time.
- Frederick Brooks Jr., "The Mythical Man Month" ', 1355013777);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (398, 231, 'Pushing 40 is exercise enough.', 1355053067);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (398, 237, 'Most of the fear that spoils our life comes from attacking difficulties
before we get to them.
		-- Dr. Frank Crane', 1355115038);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (398, 204, 'Nouvelle cuisine, n.:
	French for "not enough food".

Continental breakfast, n.:
	English for "not enough food".

Tapas, n.:
	Spanish for "not enough food".

Dim Sum, n.:
	Chinese for more food than youve ever seen in your entire life.', 1355009639);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (779, 'mollycoddles', '4.9-4', 13, 1354874092, 242, 287);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (779, 273, 'Do you think the "Monkees" should get gas on odd or even days?', 1354891648);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (857, 'insouciance', '0.4-6', 12, 1354874093, 286, NULL);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (857, 296, '    UNIX Shell is the Best Fourth Generation Programming Language

    It is the UNIX shell that makes it possible to do applications in a small 
    fraction of the code and time it takes in third generation languages.  In 
    the shell you process whole files at a time, instead of only a line at a 
    time.  And, a line of code in the UNIX shell is one or more programs,
    which do more than pages of instructions in a 3GL.  Applications can be
    developed in hours and days, rather than months and years with traditional
    systems.  Most of the other 4GLs available today look more like COBOL or
    RPG, the most tedious of the third generation lanaguages.

"UNIX Relational Database Management:  Application Development in the UNIX 
 Environment" by Rod Manis, Evan Schaffer, and Robert Jorgensen.  Prentice
 Hall Software Series.  Brian Kerrighan, Advisor.  1988.', 1355122143);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (857, 295, 'Were there fewer fools, knaves would starve.
- Anonymous', 1354990121);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (857, 275, '<Deek> change all cvar->value = X to use Cvar_Set()
<theoddone33> that didnt happen in oldtree
<Deek> Actually, it did.
<Knghtbrd> yeah - two weeks later.', 1355051775);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (146, 'heathenisms', '2.1-2', 7, 1354874093, 133, 287);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (146, 246, 'Albrechts Law:
	Social innovations tend to the level of minimum tolerable well-being.', 1355051917);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (146, 111, 'As seen on slashdot about what you can do with your cable modems:
(http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=32387&cid=3495418):

        Summary: Its not about how you handle your equipment, its where
        you have permission to stick it.

The post is by "redgekko"', 1354941558);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (657, 'rustlers', '1.6.40-6', 1, 1354874093, 177, 132);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (657, 68, 'Not all who own a harp are harpers.
		-- Marcus Terentius Varro', 1355112665);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (657, 292, 'When youre married to someone, they take you for granted ... when
youre living with someone its fantastic ... theyre so frightened
of losing you theyve got to keep you satisfied all the time.
		-- Nell Dunn, "Poor Cow"', 1355096312);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (657, 32, 'A mother mouse was taking her large brood for a stroll across the kitchen
floor one day when the local cat, by a feat of stealth unusual even for
its species, managed to trap them in a corner.  The children cowered,
terrified by this fearsome beast, plaintively crying, "Help, Mother!
Save us!  Save us!  Were scared, Mother!"
	Mother Mouse, with the hopeless valor of a parent protecting its
children, turned with her teeth bared to the cat, towering huge above them,
and suddenly began to bark in a fashion that would have done any Doberman
proud.  The startled cat fled in fear for its life.
	As her grateful offspring flocked around her shouting "Oh, Mother,
you saved us!" and "Yay!  You scared the cat away!" she turned to them
purposefully and declared, "You see how useful it is to know a second
language?"', 1354992072);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (81, 'manfred', '7.8.24-3', 12, 1354874093, 12, 33);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (81, 250, 'The world is coming to an end--save your buffers!', 1354978917);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (81, 155, '"The pictures pretty bleak, gentlemen...  The worlds climates are changing, 
the mammals are taking over, and we all have a brain about the size of a 
walnut."
-- some dinosaurs from The Far Side, by Gary Larson', 1354992187);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (81, 49, 'Dont let go of what youve got hold of, until you have hold of something else.
		-- First Rule of Wing Walking', 1354940015);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (361, 'bestsellers', '9.7.20-2', 1, 1354874093, 267, 143);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (361, 259, 'Youth is such a wonderful thing.  What a crime to waste it on children.
		-- George Bernard Shaw', 1354927821);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (361, 237, 'Have you seen how Sonnys burning,
Like some bright erotic star,
He lights up the proceedings,
And raises the temperature.
		-- The Birthday Party, "Sonnys Burning"', 1354885897);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (361, 202, 'In an age when the fashion is to be in love with yourself, confessing to
be in love with somebody else is an admission of unfaithfulness to ones
beloved.
		-- Russell Baker', 1355022022);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (114, 'weave', '5.6.20-9', 12, 1354874093, 58, 303);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (114, 74, '"In the long run, every program becomes rococo, and then rubble."
-- Alan Perlis', 1355013708);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (114, 260, 'Reach into the thoughts of friends,
And find they do not know your name.
Squeeze the teddy bear too tight,
And watch the feathers burst the seams.
Touch the stained glass with your cheek,
And feel its chill upon your blood.
Hold a candle to the night,
And see the darkness bend the flame.
Tear the mask of peace from God,
And hear the roar of souls in hell.
Pluck a rose in name of love,
And watch the petals curl and wilt.
Lean upon the western wind,
And know you are alone.
		-- Dru Mims', 1355004966);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (114, 205, '$you = new YOU;
honk() if $you->love(perl)
        -- Seen on Slashdot', 1354989132);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (114, 210, 'It [marriage] happens as with cages: the birds without despair
to get in, and those within despair of getting out.
		-- Michel Eyquem de Montaigne', 1354893010);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (895, 'fergusons', '4.1-4', 14, 1354874093, 223, 52);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (895, 192, 'Q:	How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A:	One.  Only its his light bulb when hes done.', 1354968469);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (690, 'whippoorwills', '5.1-8', 11, 1354874093, 49, 236);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (690, 36, 'Dont say "yes" until I finish talking.
		-- Darryl F. Zanuck', 1354893887);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (188, 'capet', '8.12-9', 8, 1354874093, 232, 263);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (188, 121, 'There are three kinds of people: men, women, and unix.', 1354929774);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (188, 205, 'Its simply unbelievable how much energy and creativity people have
invested into creating contradictory, bogus and stupid licenses...
	--- Sven Rudolph about licences in debian/non-free.', 1355051251);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (309, 'rachaels', '8.1-2', 9, 1354874094, 46, 80);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (309, 46, 'Solutions are obvious if one only has the optical power to observe them
over the horizon.
		-- K.A. Arsdall', 1355026575);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (551, 'pauperism', '6.9-8', 16, 1354874094, 240, 32);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (551, 145, 'If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
		-- Pope John Paul I', 1355039851);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (572, 'woodward', '7.8-7', 11, 1354874094, 47, 251);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (572, 173, 'There are only two kinds of tequila.  Good and better.', 1354988817);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (168, 'outnumber', '1.5.11-9', 3, 1354874094, 235, 147);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (168, 50, 'It is better to remain childless than to father an orphan.', 1355021735);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (168, 298, 'Money and women are the most sought after and the least known of any two
things we have.
		-- The Best of Will Rogers', 1354944082);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (168, 85, 'The first rule of all intelligent tinkering is to keep all the parts.
		-- Aldo Leopold, quoted in Donald Wursters "Natures Economy"', 1355030944);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (168, 161, 'As to Jesus of Nazareth...I think the system of Morals and his Religion,
as he left them to us, the best the World ever saw or is likely to see;
but I apprehend it has received various corrupting Changes, and I have,
with most of the present Dissenters in England, some doubts as to his
divinity.
- Benjamin Franklin', 1355055817);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (737, 'skittering', '2.13-6', 9, 1354874094, 194, 289);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (737, 146, 'It is undignified for a woman to play servant to a man who is not hers.
		-- Spock, "Amok Time", stardate 3372.7', 1355054120);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (717, 'egomanias', '1.15-2', 12, 1354874094, 116, 173);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (717, 58, 'Law stands mute in the midst of arms.
		-- Marcus Tullius Cicero', 1355082887);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (717, 264, 'Do you think your mother and I should have lived comfortably so long
together if ever we had been married?', 1355091235);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (717, 109, 'Arthurs Laws of Love:
	(1) People to whom you are attracted invariably think you
	    remind them of someone else.
	(2) The love letter you finally got the courage to send will be
	    delayed in the mail long enough for you to make a fool of
	    yourself in person.', 1354976285);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (717, 12, 'I either want less decadence or more chance to participate in it.', 1355030860);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (864, 'albertos', '5.17.54-4', 13, 1354874094, 90, 189);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (864, 180, 'When some people discover the truth, they just cant understand why
everybody isnt eager to hear it.', 1355121034);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (864, 173, 'Famous quotations:
	" "
		-- Charlie Chaplin

	" "
		-- Harpo Marx

	" "
		-- Marcel Marceau', 1355049214);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (864, 256, 'If you have to think twice about it, youre wrong.', 1355020752);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (7, 'omsks', '1.16-3', 14, 1354874094, 25, 201);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (7, 86, 'This generation doesnt have emotional baggage.  We have emotional moving vans.
		-- Bruce Feirstein', 1355026471);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (7, 68, 'My idea of roughing it is when room service is late.', 1354980571);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (7, 216, '	"Cheshire-Puss," she began, "would you tell me, please, which way I
ought to go from here?"
	"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat.
	"I dont care much where--" said Alice.
	"Then it doesnt matter which way you go," said the Cat.', 1354894092);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (259, 'celebs', '1.3.14-9', 11, 1354874094, 280, 70);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (259, 55, 'If your mother knew what youre doing, shed probably hang her head and cry.', 1354993696);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (259, 55, 'I have stripped off my dress; must I put it on again?  I have washed my feet;
must I soil them again?
When my beloved slipped his hand through the latch-hole, my bowels stirred
within me [my bowels were moved for him (KJV)].
When I arose to open for my beloved, my hands dripped with myrrh; the liquid
myrrh from my fingers ran over the knobs of the bolt.  With my own hands I
opened to my love, but my love had turned away and gone by; my heart sank when
he turned his back.  I sought him but I did not find him, I called him but he
did not answer.
The watchmen, going the rounds of the city, met me; they struck me and
  wounded me; the watchmen on the walls took away my cloak.
[Song of Solomon 5:3-7 (NEB)]', 1354897205);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (96, 'shacks', '6.17.32-9', 10, 1354874095, 135, 266);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (96, 52, 'The Least Successful Police Dogs
	America has a very strong candidate in "La Dur", a fearsome looking
schnauzer hound, who was retired from the Orlando police force in Florida
in 1978.  He consistently refused to do anything which might ruffle or
offend the criminal classes.
	His handling officer, Rick Grim, had to admit: "He just wont go up
and bite them.  I got sick and tired of doing that dogs work for him."
	The British contenders in this category, however, took things a
stage further.  "Laddie" and "Boy" were trained as detector dogs for drug
raids.  Their employment was terminated following a raid in the Midlands in
1967.
	While the investigating officer questioned two suspects, they
patted and stroked the dogs who eventually fell asleep in front of the
fire.  When the officer moved to arrest the suspects, one dog growled at
him while the other leapt up and bit his thigh.
		-- Stephen Pile, "The Book of Heroic Failures"', 1354991372);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (96, 128, 'One Bell System - it sometimes works.', 1354894439);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (96, 183, 'Theres nothing worse for your business than extra Santa Clauses
smoking in the mens room.
		-- W. Bossert', 1354952680);
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consequences and implications of a married mans having a mistress.  The
sociologists opinion was that it is absolutely and categorically unforgivable
for a married man to forfeit the bond of matrimony, and engage in such lowly
and lustful pursuits.
	The psychologists opinion was that although morally reprehensible,
if a man MUST have a mistress to achieve his full potential as a human being,
then -- well -- he may go ahead and choose to have a mistress, as long as he
is considerate enough to keep this secret from his wife.
	The engineer then interjected: "I also believe that, if necessary,
a married man is entitled to a mistress.  However, I do not see why the
affair should be concealed from the wife.  On the contrary, if the affair
is out in the open, then on Friday evenings he may tell his wife that he
is going to see his mistress, tell his mistress that he is going to be with
his wife, then go to his office and get some work done!"', 1355034374);
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	Responsibility always exceeds authority.

Kinklers Second Law:
	All the easy problems have been solved.', 1354907387);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (788, 283, 'All kings is mostly rapscallions.
		--Mark Twain', 1354895963);
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	The opposite of the word youre trying to think of.', 1354907290);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (647, 47, 'I read Playboy for the same reason I read National Geographic.  To see
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The appetites they feed, but she makes hungry
Where most she satisfies.
		-- Antony and Cleopatra', 1354929716);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (647, 87, 'The Consultants Curse:
	When the customer has beaten upon you long enough, give him
	what he asks for, instead of what he needs.  This is very strong
	medicine, and is normally only required once.', 1355047907);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (133, 185, 'And if you wonder,
What I am doing,
As I am heading for the sink.
I am spitting out all the bitterness,
Along with half of my last drink.', 1355062569);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (133, 10, 'scribline, n.:
	The blank area on the back of credit cards where ones signature goes.
		-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends', 1355023399);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (133, 135, 'Come live with me, and be my love,
And we will some new pleasures prove
Of golden sands, and crystal brooks,
With silken lines, and silver hooks.
		-- John Donne', 1354950488);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (12, 157, 'Non-Reciprocal Laws of Expectations:
	Negative expectations yield negative results.
	Positive expectations yield negative results.', 1355081278);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (12, 244, 'Loan-department manager:  "There isnt any fine print.  At these
interest rates, we dont need it."', 1355090752);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (675, 43, 'Sank heaven for leetle curls.', 1355045050);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (589, 289, 'I look at life as being cruise director on the Titanic.  I may not get
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		-- Art Buchwald', 1354879357);
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of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each others folly -- that
is the first law of nature.
		-- Voltaire', 1355100930);
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these questions three, ere the other side he see!

	"What is your name?"
	"Sir Brian of Bell."
	"What is your quest?"
	"I seek the Holy Grail."
	"What are four lowercase letters that are not legal flag arguments
to the Berkeley UNIX version of `ls?"
	"I, er.... AIIIEEEEEE!"', 1355095808);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (589, 253, 'There are three ways to get something done:
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	(2) Hire someone to do it for you.
	(3) Forbid your kids to do it.', 1354947312);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (741, 68, 'gurmlish, n.:
	The red warning flag at the top of a club sandwich which
	prevents the person from biting into it and puncturing the roof
	of his mouth.
		-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"', 1355093775);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (748, 297, '	"In this replacement Earth were building theyve given me Africa
to do and of course Im doing it with all fjords again because I happen to
like them, and Im old-fashioned enough to think that they give a lovely
baroque feel to a continent.  And they tell me its not equatorial enough.
Equatorial!"  He gave a hollow laugh.  "What does it matter?  Science has
achieved some wonderful things, of course, but Id far rather be happy than
right any day."
	"And are you?"
	"No.  Thats where it all falls down, of course."
	"Pity," said Arthur with sympathy.  "It sounded like quite a good
life-style otherwise."
		-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy"', 1354927097);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (748, 162, 'I consider a new device or technology to have been culturally accepted when
it has been used to commit a murder.
		-- M. Gallaher', 1355076553);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (463, 106, 'Every man is apt to form his notions of things difficult to be apprehended,
or less familiar, from their analogy to things which are more familiar.
Thus, if a man bred to the seafaring life, and accustomed to think and talk
only of matters relating to navigation, enters into discourse upon any other
subject; it is well known, that the language and the notions proper to his
own profession are infused into every subject, and all things are measured
by the rules of navigation: and if he should take it into his head to
philosophize concerning the faculties of the mind, it cannot be doubted,
but he would draw his notions from the fabric of the ship, and would find
in the mind, sails, masts, rudder, and compass.
		-- Thomas Reid, "An Inquiry into the Human Mind", 1764', 1354899292);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (709, 208, 'Any philosophy that can be put "in a nutshell" belongs there.
		-- Sydney J. Harris', 1354977429);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (709, 143, 'Prejudice:
	A vagrant opinion without visible means of support.
		-- Ambrose Bierce', 1354987838);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (709, 256, 'birth, n:
	The first and direst of all disasters.
		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devils Dictionary"', 1354936399);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (709, 200, '"The only way for a reporter to look at a politician is down."
-- H.L. Mencken', 1354923764);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (488, 138, 'If at first you dont succeed, redefine success.', 1354877393);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (488, 171, '"When anyone says `theoretically, they really mean `not really."
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (488, 186, 'The whole intent of Perl 5s module system was to encourage the growth
of Perl culture rather than the Perl core.
             -- Larry Wall in <199705101952.MAA00756@wall.org>', 1354976344);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (522, 79, 'A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it
is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.', 1354905774);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (522, 102, 'If your hands are clean and your cause is just and your demands are
reasonable, at least its a start.', 1354938972);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (522, 83, 'You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.', 1354907420);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (437, 68, 'Swap read error.  You lose your mind.', 1354913210);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (437, 138, 'To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.
		-- Jack Paar', 1354995789);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (842, 162, 'When some people decide its time for everyone to make big changes,
it means that they want you to change first.', 1355022293);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (842, 132, 'Yow!  Those people look exactly like Donnie and Marie Osmond!!', 1355085201);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (596, 269, '	There once was this swami who lived above a delicatessan.  Seems one
day he decided to stop in downstairs for some fresh liver.  Well, the owner
of the deli was a bit of a cheap-skate, and decided to pick up a little extra
change at his customers expense.  Turning quietly to the counterman, he
whispered, "Weigh down upon the swamis liver!"', 1354906126);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (147, 254, 'You will be successful in love.', 1354932376);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (147, 28, 'Time flies like an arrow.  Fruit flies like a banana.', 1354921877);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (492, 269, 'I had pancake makeup for brunch!', 1354956147);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (492, 239, 'Its not the fall that kills you, its the landing.', 1354969579);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (134, 84, 'NOTICE:

-- THE ELEVATORS WILL BE OUT OF ORDER TODAY --

(The nearest working elevator is in the building across the street.)', 1355117759);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (25, 129, 'Above all things, reverence yourself.', 1355042598);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (25, 294, 'When nothing can possibly go wrong, it will.', 1355058316);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (25, 151, 'A statistician, who refused to fly after reading of the alarmingly high
probability that there will be a bomb on any given plane, realized that
the probability of there being two bombs on any given flight is very low.
Now, whenever he flies, he carries a bomb with him.', 1354999424);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (384, 130, 'Avec!', 1354996487);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (384, 91, '	"A penny for your thoughts?"
	"A dollar for your death."
		-- The Odd Couple', 1355049227);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (558, 277, '(1)	Office employees will daily sweep the floors, dust the
	furniture, shelves, and showcases.
(2)	Each day fill lamps, clean chimneys, and trim wicks.
	Wash the windows once a week.
(3)	Each clerk will bring a bucket of water and a scuttle of
	coal for the days business.
(4)	Make your pens carefully.  You may whittle nibs to your
	individual taste.
(5)	This office will open at 7 a.m. and close at 8 p.m. except
	on the Sabbath, on which day we will remain closed.  Each
	employee is expected to spend the Sabbath by attending
	church and contributing liberally to the cause of the Lord.
		-- "Office Workers Guide", New England Carriage
		    Works, 1872', 1355126246);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (558, 18, 'When I was 16, I thought there was no hope for my father.  By the time I was
20, he had made great improvement.', 1355095787);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (558, 52, '"Whats the use of a good quotation if you cant change it?"
		-- The Doctor', 1355022912);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (558, 266, 'squatcho, n.:
	The button at the top of a baseball cap.
		-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends', 1354920503);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (258, 279, '"Whats the use of a good quotation if you cant change it?"
		-- The Doctor', 1354942068);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (258, 108, 'Pryors Observation:
	How long you live has nothing to do 
	with how long you are going to be dead.', 1355125428);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (258, 36, '+#if defined(__alpha__) && defined(CONFIG_PCI)
+       /*
+        * The meaning of life, the universe, and everything. Plus
+        * this makes the year come out right.
+        */
+       year -= 42;
+#endif
	-- From the patch for 1.3.2: (kernel/time.c), submitted by Marcus Meissner', 1354963007);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (247, 169, 'It is important to note that probably no large operating system using current
design technology can withstand a determined and well-coordinated attack,
and that most such documented penetrations have been remarkably easy.
-- B. Hebbard, "A Penetration Analysis of the Michigan Terminal System",
Operating Systems Review, Vol. 14, No. 1, June 1980, pp. 7-20', 1354915713);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (247, 207, 'Do not meddle in the affairs of troff, for it is subtle and quick to anger.', 1354958416);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (247, 185, 'Go climb a gravity well!', 1354918303);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (247, 48, 'I have never been one to sacrifice my appetite on the altar of appearance.
		-- A.M. Readyhough', 1355048826);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (184, 'halyards', '3.7.36-3', 14, 1354874096, 27, 279);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (184, 28, 'Ah, my friends, from the prison, they ask unto me,
"How good, how good does it feel to be free?"
And I answer them most mysteriously:
"Are birds free from the chains of the sky-way?"
		-- Bob Dylan', 1354951975);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (184, 192, 'Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished:
if youre alive, it isnt.', 1354948186);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (458, 'saxophones', '5.15.19-7', 13, 1354874097, 32, 201);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (458, 246, 'You are not dead yet.  But watch for further reports.', 1355111107);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (458, 60, 'Fortune Documents the Great Legal Decisions:

We think that we may take judicial notice of the fact that the term "bitch"
may imply some feeling of endearment when applied to a female of the canine
species but that it is seldom, if ever, so used when applied to a female
of the human race. Coming as it did, reasonably close on the heels of two
revolver shots directed at the person of whom it was probably used, we think
it carries every reasonable implication of ill-will toward that person.
		-- Smith v. Moran, 193 N.E. 2d 466.', 1355107983);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (458, 107, 'Cant act.  Slightly bald.  Also dances.
		-- RKO executive, reacting to Fred Astaires screen test.
		   Cerf/Navasky, "The Experts Speak"', 1354982560);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (458, 97, 'What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists?  In that case, I
definitely overpaid for my carpet.
		-- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"', 1355042403);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (671, 213, 'Did you know that clones never use mirrors?
		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devils Dictionary"', 1355053983);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (671, 25, '"Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham 
Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?
	1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
	2) Advising the President.
	3) Desperately clawing at the inside of his
	   coffin."
-- David Letterman', 1354997128);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (671, 48, 'I should have been a country-western singer.  After all, Im older than
most western countries.
		-- George Burns', 1355092038);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (28, 118, 'Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
		-- Arthur Balfour', 1355105477);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (719, 181, 'And as we stand on the edge of darkness
Let our chant fill the void
That others may know

	In the land of the night
	The ship of the sun
	Is drawn by
	The grateful dead.
		-- Tibetan "Book of the Dead," ca. 4000 BC.', 1355006991);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (719, 304, 'All of life is a blur of Republicans and meat!', 1354999375);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (719, 140, '   "Daddy, Daddy, make
    Santa Claus go away!"
		       "I cant, son;
			hes grown too
			powerful."
				     "HO HO HO!"
-- Ducks Breath Mystery Theatre', 1355092751);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (496, 'plymouths', '8.18.71-8', 3, 1354874097, 6, 281);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (496, 62, 'Journalism will kill you, but it will keep you alive while youre at it.', 1355097772);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (496, 17, 'Tyger, Tyger, burning bright		Where the hammer?  Where the chain?
In the forests of the night,		In what furnace was thy brain?
What immortal hand or eye		What the anvil?  What dread grasp
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?	Dare its deadly terrors clasp?

Burnt in distant deeps or skies		When the stars threw down their spears
The cruel fire of thine eyes?		And waterd heaven with their tears
On what wings dare he aspire?		Dare he laugh his work to see?
What the hand dare seize the fire?	Dare he who made the lamb make thee?

And what shoulder & what art		Tyger, Tyger, burning bright
Could twist the sinews of they heart?	In the forests of the night,
And when thy heart began to beat	What immortal hand or eye
What dread hand & what dread feet	Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?

Could fetch it from the furnace deep
And in thy horrid ribs dare steep
In the well of sanguine woe?
In what clay & in what mould
Were thy eyes of fury rolld?
		-- William Blake, "The Tyger"', 1355110501);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (496, 86, 'The lights are on,
but youre not home;
Your will
is not your own;
Your heart sweats,
Your teeth grind;
Another kiss
and youll be mine...

You like to think that youre immune to the stuff
(Oh Yeah!)
Its closer to the truth to say you cant get enough;
You know youre gonna have to face it,
Youre addicted to love!"
		-- Robert Palmer', 1354928873);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (496, 60, 'What does "it" mean in the sentence "What time is it?"?', 1355038781);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (75, 'enamor', '0.19-9', 4, 1354874097, 286, 68);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (75, 276, 'Q:	Whats the difference between a duck and an elephant?
A:	You cant get down off an elephant.', 1354892085);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (64, 59, 'U:	Theres a U -- a Unicorn!
	Run right up and rub its horn.
	Look at all those points youre losing!
	UMBER HULKS are so confusing.
		-- The Roguelets ABC', 1354883492);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (725, 222, 'You seek to shield those you love and you like the role of the provider.', 1354962048);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (725, 18, 'Friction is a drag.', 1354920065);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (725, 243, 'You cant cross a large chasm in two small jumps.', 1355070662);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (725, 31, 'HELP!  Man trapped in a human body!', 1354889666);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (593, 246, 'A sad spectacle.  If they be inhabited, what a scope for misery and folly.
If they be not inhabited, what a waste of space.
		-- Thomas Carlyle, looking at the stars', 1354996850);
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Because newspapers are read too.
Two and Two is four.
Four and four is eight.
Eight and four is twelve.
There are twelve inches in a ruler.
Queen Mary was a ruler.
Queen Mary was a ship.
Ships sail the sea.
There are fishes in the sea.
Fishes have fins.
The Finns fought the Russians.
Russians are red.
Fire engines are always rushn.
Therefore fire engines are red.', 1355003518);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (94, 37, 'Q:	What does friendship among Soviet nationalities mean?
A:	It means that the Armenians take the Russians by the hand; the
	Russians take the Ukrainians by the hand; the Ukranians take
	the Uzbeks by the hand; and they all go and beat up the Jews.', 1355089053);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (94, 209, 'In just seven days, I can make you a man!
		-- The Rocky Horror Picture Show', 1355115816);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (94, 201, 'Are you still an ALCOHOLIC?', 1354906564);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (94, 128, 'The way to a mans stomach is through his esophagus.', 1354885634);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (41, 94, '	Several students were asked to prove that all odd integers are prime.
	The first student to try to do this was a math student.  "Hmmm...
Well, 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, and by induction, we have that all
the odd integers are prime."
	The second student to try was a man of physics who commented, "Im not
sure of the validity of your proof, but I think Ill try to prove it by
experiment."  He continues, "Well, 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is
prime, 9 is...  uh, 9 is... uh, 9 is an experimental error, 11 is prime, 13
is prime...  Well, it seems that youre right."
	The third student to try it was the engineering student, who responded,
"Well, to be honest, actually, Im not sure of your answer either.  Lets
see...  1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is... uh, 9 is...
well, if you approximate, 9 is prime, 11 is prime, 13 is prime...  Well, it
does seem right."
	Not to be outdone, the computer science student comes along and says
"Well, you two sortve got the right idea, but youll end up taking too long!
Ive just whipped up a program to REALLY go and prove it."  He goes over to
his terminal and runs his program.  Reading the output on the screen he says,
"1 is prime, 1 is prime, 1 is prime, 1 is prime..."', 1354954085);
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Happiness was born a twin.
		-- Lord Byron', 1355121913);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (63, 212, 'Should I get locked in the PRINCICALS OFFICE today -- or have a VASECTOMY??', 1355113490);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (63, 254, '<Flood> netgod: I also have a "Evil Inside" T-shirt (w/ Intel logo).. on
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (799, 103, 'Sometimes love aint nothing but a misunderstanding between two fools.', 1355063102);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (799, 69, 'Gibble, Gobble, we ACCEPT YOU ...', 1355020537);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (851, 'ivs', '0.1.16-3', 8, 1354874097, 277, 42);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (851, 159, 'Most non-Catholics know that the Catholic schools are rendering a greater
service to our nation than the public schools in which subversive textbooks
have been used, in which Communist-minded teachers have taught, and from
whose classrooms Christ and even God Himself are barred.
- from "Our Sunday Visitor", an American-Catholic newspaper, 1949', 1355016065);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (635, 247, 'This MUST be a good party -- My RIB CAGE is being painfully pressed up
against someones MARTINI!!', 1354978084);
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to make it when necessary.
		-- Frederick Dunn', 1354888004);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (635, 191, 'Im not a level-headed person...        -- Bruce Perens', 1354934592);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (730, 117, 'When I was 16, I thought there was no hope for my father.  By the time I was
20, he had made great improvement.', 1355083767);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (730, 44, 'I put contact lenses in my dogs eyes.  They had little pictures of cats
on them.  Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.
		-- Steven Wright', 1354905996);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (299, 97, 'I cant complain, but sometimes I still do.
		-- Joe Walsh', 1355047709);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (299, 165, 'You know you have a small apartment when Rice Krispies echo.
		-- S. Rickly Christian', 1355022855);
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paying literary men by the quantity they do NOT write.', 1355012589);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (296, 268, 'You will visit the Dung Pits of Glive soon.', 1354902709);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (296, 7, 'love, n.:
	When you like to think of someone on days that begin with a morning.', 1355005466);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (821, 202, 'Pascal is not a high-level language.
		-- Steven Feiner', 1354876556);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (821, 279, 'This fortune intentionally not included.', 1354977582);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (821, 114, 'How many retured bricklayers from FLORIDA are out purchasing PENCIL
SHARPENERS right NOW??', 1355025055);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (307, 290, 'Marriage is a great institution -- but Im not ready for an institution yet.
		-- Mae West', 1354893863);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (471, 71, 'Never play pool with anyone named "Fats".', 1354967481);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (471, 208, 'If you know the answer to a question, dont ask.
		-- Petersen Nesbit', 1354895296);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (852, 144, 'That feeling just came over me.
		-- Albert DeSalvo, the "Boston Strangler"', 1355064863);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (852, 96, '[We] use bad software and bad machines for the wrong things.
		-- R.W. Hamming', 1355092201);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (852, 203, 'UH-OH!!  I put on "GREAT HEAD-ON TRAIN COLLISIONS of the 50s" by
mistake!!!', 1354999551);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (852, 154, 'The human instinct to censor thrives, as it always will, living in
irrepressible conflict with the human instinct to speak.  Outrage,
self-righteousness, and paranoia feed the maw of censorship.
Squelching speech, however, never reduces societys net paranoia
quotient; it simply redirects it, drives it underground, where it
festers into more dangerous hysterias.  In the words of Justice
Brandeis, "Men feared witches and burned women."
		-- Rodney Smolla, "Free Speech in an Open Society", p. 43.', 1354899715);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (605, 180, 'My LESLIE GORE record is BROKEN ...', 1354887434);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (605, 103, '"Remember, if its being done correctly, here or abroad, its ___not the U.S.
Army doing it!"
		-- Good Morning VietNam', 1355074416);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (605, 86, '"What you end up with, after running an operating system concept through
these many marketing coffee filters, is something not unlike plain hot
water."
(By Matt Welsh)', 1355046926);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (605, 299, 'Providence, New Jersey, is one of the few cities where Velveeta cheese
appears on the gourmet shelf.', 1355108345);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (853, 35, '>Ever heard of .cshrc?
Thats a city in Bosnia.  Right?
	-- Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of commands', 1354949703);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (853, 192, 'A grammarians life is always in tense.', 1355040905);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (853, 142, 'Air Force Inertia Axiom:
	Consistency is always easier to defend than correctness.', 1355103670);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (625, 'andrei', '6.18-1', 10, 1354874098, 30, 5);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (625, 64, '"... gentlemen do not read each others mail."
		-- Secretary of State Henry Stimson, on closing down
		   the Black Chamber, the precursor to the National
		   Security Agency.', 1355039067);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (185, 'polyunsaturates', '3.0.67-5', 12, 1354874098, 224, 131);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (185, 144, 'Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, theyre yours.
		-- Messiahs Handbook : Reminders for the Advanced Soul', 1355044033);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (185, 28, 'Emotional Ketchup Burst:
	The bottling up of opinions and emotions inside oneself so
that they explosively burst forth all at once, shocking and confusing
employers and friends -- most of whom thought things were fine.
		-- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated
		   Culture"', 1355004167);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (185, 109, 'All language designers are arrogant.  Goes with the territory... :-)
             -- Larry Wall in <1991Jul13.010945.19157@netlabs.com', 1355096911);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (185, 293, 'A writer is congenitally unable to tell the truth and that is why we call
what he writes fiction.
		-- William Faulkner', 1354885899);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (77, 6, 'Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon
to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.
		-- Oscar Wilde', 1355019278);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (77, 119, '"Whip me.  Beat me.  Make me maintain AIX."
(By Stephan Zielinski)', 1354928498);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (450, 'meddler', '6.8-2', 5, 1354874098, 44, 152);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (450, 120, 'Friction is a drag.', 1354992775);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (160, 'flowering', '6.3.59-10', 7, 1354874098, 72, 80);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (160, 171, 'I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity.
		-- Bill Veeck', 1354901348);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (160, 162, 'Im hungry, time to eat lunch.', 1355063878);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (569, 'chiaroscuros', '9.13.8-9', 11, 1354874098, 11, 64);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (569, 238, 'Having a wonderful wine, wish you were beer.', 1354921515);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (569, 29, 'QOTD:
	I love your outfit, does it come in your size?', 1355102898);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (569, 299, 'I want to kill everyone here with a cute colorful Hydrogen Bomb!!', 1355093378);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (569, 261, 'We gave you an atomic bomb, what do you want, mermaids?
		-- I. I. Rabi to the Atomic Energy Commission', 1355119189);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (46, 'etches', '8.7-3', 2, 1354874098, 77, 182);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (46, 260, 'FORTUNES RULES TO LIVE BY: #2
	Never goose a wolverine.', 1354913444);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (46, 215, 'manic-depressive, adj.:
	Easy glum, easy glow.', 1355018829);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (791, 'ursuline', '2.9-9', 3, 1354874098, 123, 281);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (791, 82, '...his disciples lead him in; he just does the rest.
		-- The Who, "Tommy"', 1354997248);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (791, 173, 'Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
		-- Alexander Woollcott', 1354960978);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (791, 60, 'He is now rising from affluence to poverty.
		-- Mark Twain', 1354965806);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (209, 144, 'It is not every question that deserves an answer.
		-- Publilius Syrus', 1354889795);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (209, 115, 'And... What in the world ever became of Sweet Jane?
	Shes lost her sparkle, you see she isnt the same.
	Livin on reds, vitamin C, and cocaine
	All a friend can say is "Aint it a shame?"
		-- The Grateful Dead', 1355132595);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (209, 48, 'Integrity has no need for rules.', 1354932509);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (609, 'stamping', '6.3-6', 9, 1354874099, 252, 173);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (609, 71, 'Too ripped.  Gotta go.', 1355068444);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (609, 55, 'Picking up the pieces of my sweet shattered dream,
I wonder how the old folks are tonight,
Her name was Ann, and Ill be damned if I recall her face,
She left me not knowing what to do.

Carefree Highway, let me slip away on you,
Carefree Highway, you seen better days,
The morning after blues, from my head down to my shoes,
Carefree Highway, let me slip away, slip away, on you...

Turning back the pages to the times I love best,
I wonder if shell ever do the same,
Now the thing that I call livin is just bein satisfied,
With knowing I got noone left to blame.
Carefree Highway, I got to see you, my old flame...

Searching through the fragments of my dream shattered sleep,
I wonder if the years have closed her mind,
I guess it must be wanderlust or tryin to get free,
From the good old faithful feelin we once knew.
		-- Gordon Lightfoot, "Carefree Highway"', 1354933144);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (609, 172, 'It is not that polar co-ordinates are complicated, it is simply
that cartesian co-ordinates are simpler than they have a right to be.
		-- Kleppner & Kolenhow, "An Introduction to Mechanics"', 1355001247);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (609, 254, 'When God saw how faulty was man He tried again and made woman.  As to
why he then stopped there are two opinions.  One of them is womans.
		-- DeGourmont', 1354903011);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (22, 152, 'Im a Hollywood writer; so I put on a sports jacket and take off my brain.', 1355026325);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (22, 94, '	Fred noticed his roommate had a black eye upon returning from a dance.
"What happened?"
	"I was struck by the beauty of the place."', 1354922118);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (669, 28, 'Trailing Edge Technologies is pleased to announce the following
TETflame programme:

1) For a negotiated price (no quatloos accepted) one of our flaming
   representatives will flame the living shit out of the poster of
   your choice. The price is inversly proportional to how much of
   an asshole the target it. We cannot be convinced to flame Dennis
   Ritchie. Matt Crawford flames are free.

2) For a negotiated price (same arrangement) the TETflame programme
   is offering ``flame insurence. Under this arrangement, if
   one of our policy holders is flamed, we will cancel the offending
   article and flame the flamer, to a crisp.

3) The TETflame flaming representatives include: Richard Sexton, Oleg
   Kisalev, Diane Holt, Trish OTauma, Dave Hill, Greg Nowak and our most
   recent aquisition, Keith Doyle. But all he will do is put you in his
   kill file. Weemba by special arrangement.

-- Richard Sexton', 1355126191);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (813, 9, '"If you ever want to get anywhere in politics, my boy, youre going to
have to get a toehold in the public eye."', 1355063632);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (813, 153, 'Trespassers will be shot.  Survivors will be SHOT AGAIN!', 1354894272);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (813, 40, ': The following (relative to AutoSplit 1.03) attempts to please everyone
: and perhaps pleases no one:

I think thats way cool.
             -- Larry Wall in <199709292015.NAA09627@wall.org>', 1355006509);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (399, 208, '"As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a
thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something."
        -- Hagar the Horrible', 1355097082);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (399, 300, 'You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part.', 1354941105);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (399, 298, 'Truth is hard to find and harder to obscure.', 1354912338);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (575, 227, '"... all the modern inconveniences ..."
		-- Mark Twain', 1355083622);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (767, 5, '"The molars, Im sure, will be all right, the molars can take care of
themselves," the old man said, no longer to me.  "But what will become 
of the bicuspids?"
		-- The Old Man and his Bridge', 1354996699);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (767, 126, 'Women waste mens lives and think they have indemnified them by a few
gracious words.
		-- Honore de Balzac', 1354949150);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (839, 'chloride', '4.5-2', 13, 1354874099, 69, 80);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (839, 115, 'Steal my cash, car and TV - but leave the computer!
	-- Soenke Lange <soenke@escher.north.de>', 1355075942);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (183, 275, 'We dont understand the software, and sometimes we dont understand the
hardware, but we can *___see* the blinking lights!', 1354940976);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (183, 169, 'When I left you, I was but the pupil.  Now, I am the master.
- Darth Vader', 1355023081);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (183, 116, 'If Im over the hill, why is it I dont recall ever being on top?
		-- Jerry Muscha', 1355020235);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (183, 141, 'An idea is an eye given by God for the seeing of God.  Some of these eyes
we cannot bear to look out of, we blind them as quickly as possible.
		-- Russell Hoban, "Pilgermann"', 1355078174);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (695, 39, 'The great secret in life ... [is] not to open your letters for a fortnight.
At the expiration of that period you will find that nearly all of them have
answered themselves.
		-- Arthur Binstead', 1354980583);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (695, 208, 'Until Eve arrived, this was a mans world.
		-- Richard Armour', 1355068978);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (413, 108, 'I have the simplest tastes.  I am always satisfied with the best.
		-- Oscar Wilde', 1354899574);
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		-- Cato', 1354921996);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (413, 180, '	There once was this swami who lived above a delicatessan.  Seems one
day he decided to stop in downstairs for some fresh liver.  Well, the owner
of the deli was a bit of a cheap-skate, and decided to pick up a little extra
change at his customers expense.  Turning quietly to the counterman, he
whispered, "Weigh down upon the swamis liver!"', 1354989370);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (234, 212, 'Office Automation:
	The use of computers to improve efficiency in the office
	by removing anyone you would want to talk with over coffee.', 1354902909);
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		-- Marie Ebner von Eschenbach', 1354913898);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (234, 285, '"The following is not for the weak of heart or Fundamentalists."
-- Dave Barry', 1354944141);
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Simple coincidence?
Maybe...', 1355121817);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (253, 59, 'Feel disillusioned?  Ive got some great new illusions, right here!', 1354875252);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (253, 41, '  Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man
  can never learn anything from history. -George Bernard Shaw', 1354906112);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (161, 86, 'Modesty is a vastly overrated virtue.
		-- J.K. Galbraith', 1355102967);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (827, 83, '"Id love to go out with you, but I have to stay home and see if I snore."', 1355072103);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (837, 117, 'Woman:      "Is Yoo-Hoo hyphenated?"
Yogi Berra: "No, maam, its not even carbonated."', 1354992424);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (434, 67, 'In most instances, all an argument proves is that two people are present.', 1355100060);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (434, 142, 'No, I dont have a drinking problem.

I drink, I get drunk, I fall down.

No problem!', 1355067525);
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it being done, or is something to be done?  Reports are now written in four
tenses:  past tense, present tense, future tense, and pretense.  Watch for
novel uses of CONGRAM (CONtractor GRAMmar), defined by the imperfect past,
the insufficient present, and the absolutely perfect future.
		-- Amrom Katz', 1354974563);
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Calculating Engines.  I have also declined several offers of great personal
advantage to myself.  But, notwithstanding the sacrifice of these advantages
for the purpose of maturing an engine of almost intellectual power, and
after expending from my own private fortune a larger sum than the government
of England has spent on that machine, the execution of which it only
commenced, I have received neither an acknowledgement of my labors, not even
the offer of those honors or rewards which are allowed to fall within the
reach of men who devote themselves to purely scientific investigations...
	If the work upon which I have bestowed so much time and thought were
a mere triumph over mechanical difficulties, or simply curious, or if the
execution of such engines were of doubtful practicability or utility, some
justification might be found for the course which has been taken; but I
venture to assert that no mathematician who has a reputation to lose will
ever publicly express an opinion that such a machine would be useless if
made, and that no man distinguished as a civil engineer will venture to
declare the construction of such machinery impracticable...
	And at a period when the progress of physical science is obstructed
by that exhausting intellectual and manual labor, indispensable for its
advancement, which it is the object of the Analytical Engine to relieve, I
think the application of machinery in aid of the most complicated and abtruse
calculations can no longer be deemed unworthy of the attention of the country.
In fact, there is no reason why mental as well as bodily labor should not
be economized by the aid of machinery.
		-- Charles Babbage, "The Life of a Philosopher"', 1354900252);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (242, 62, 'We are sorry.  We cannot complete your call as dialed.  Please check
the number and dial again or ask your operator for assistance.

This is a recording.', 1355125863);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (242, 70, '"...one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that,
lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of
their C programs."
-- Robert Firth', 1354948713);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (242, 270, 'Psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd.', 1354969466);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (242, 142, '"Our vision is to speed up time, eventually eliminating it." -- Alex Schure', 1355108418);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (640, 'unicycles', '5.16-10', 4, 1354874100, 292, 141);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (640, 207, 'When does summertime come to Minnesota, you ask?  Well, last year, I
think it was a Tuesday.', 1355125032);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (145, 185, 'A modest woman, dressed out in all her finery, is the most tremendous object
in the whole creation.
		-- Goldsmith', 1354961651);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (145, 82, 'An ounce of hypocrisy is worth a pound of ambition.
		-- Michael Korda', 1354891707);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (145, 225, 'This is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.  And now you know why.', 1355056642);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (214, 140, 'Let us, then, fellow citizens, unite with one heart and one mind.  Let us
restore to social intercourse that harmony and affection without which
liberty and even life itself are but dreary things.  And let us reflect
that having banished from our land that religious intolerance under which
mankind so long bled, we have yet gained little if we counternance a
political intolerance as despotic, as wicked, and capable of a bitter and
bloody persecutions.
- Thomas Jefferson', 1354889569);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (214, 58, '"No, no, I dont mind being called the smartest man in the world.  I just wish 
 it wasnt this one."
-- Adrian Veidt/Ozymandias, WATCHMEN ', 1355061821);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (214, 56, 'You or I must yield up his life to Ahrimanes.  I would rather it were you.
I should have no hesitation in sacrificing my own life to spare yours, but
we take stock next week, and it would not be fair on the company.
		-- J. Wellington Wells', 1355033385);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (442, 14, 'Elwood:  What kind of music do you get here maam?
Barmaid: Why, we get both kinds of music, Country and Western.', 1355010925);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (442, 125, 'I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.  I got a full
house and four people died.
		-- Steven Wright', 1355110591);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (771, 227, 'Love is always open arms.  With arms open you allow love to come and
go as it wills, freely, for it will do so anyway.  If you close your
arms about love youll find you are left only holding yourself.', 1354983656);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (428, 'butcheries', '9.7-7', 12, 1354874100, 105, 46);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (428, 300, 'Gumpersons Law:
	The probability of a given event occurring is inversely
	proportional to its desirability.', 1354985327);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (428, 162, 'In Greene, New York, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on
the sidewalks when a concert is on.', 1355035179);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (428, 168, 'Never eat more than you can lift.
		-- Miss Piggy', 1355008800);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (428, 5, 'Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.', 1354887079);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (70, 50, 'What upsets me is not that you lied to me, but that from now on I can no
longer believe you.
		-- Nietzsche', 1355016453);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (70, 113, 'The things that interest people most are usually none of their business.', 1354904952);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (70, 304, 'Dont know what time Ill be back, Mom.  Probably soon after she throws me out.', 1354885432);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (70, 147, '"Being disintegrated makes me ve-ry an-gry!" <huff, huff>', 1355034345);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (207, 110, '"jackpot:  you may have an unneccessary change record"
-- message from "diff"', 1354992234);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (207, 123, 'Lo!  Men have become the tool of their tools.
		-- Henry David Thoreau', 1355101732);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (207, 296, 'The idle man does not know what it is to enjoy rest.', 1355082933);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (207, 39, 'Were Knights of the Round Table
We dance wheneer were able
We do routines and chorus scenes	Were knights of the Round Table
With footwork impeccable		Our shows are formidable
We dine well here in Camelot		But many times
We eat ham and jam and Spam a lot.	Were given rhymes
					That are quite unsingable
In war were tough and able,		Were opera mad in Camelot
Quite indefatigable			We sing from the diaphragm a lot.
Between our quests
We sequin vests
And impersonate Clark Gable
Its a busy life in Camelot.
I have to push the pram a lot.
		-- Monty Python', 1354927839);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (131, 83, 'And the crowd was stilled.  One elderly man, wondering at the sudden silence,
turned to the Child and asked him to repeat what he had said.  Wide-eyed,
the Child raised his voice and said once again, "Why, the Emperor has no
clothes!  He is naked!"
- "The Emperors New Clothes"', 1354916711);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (131, 213, 'Are you mentally here at Pizza Hut??', 1354884134);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (131, 303, 'I dont make the rules, Gil, I only play the game.
		-- Cash McCall', 1355004175);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (790, 276, 'Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.', 1355126697);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (790, 80, 'Even if you arent in doubt, consider the mental welfare of the person who
has to maintain the code after you, and who will probably put parens in
the wrong place.  -- Larry Wall in the perl man page', 1355114582);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (790, 34, 'Well cross that bridge when we come back to it later.', 1354920800);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (54, 'perfectly', '5.17.53-10', 8, 1354874101, 167, 290);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (54, 178, 'Just dont compare it with a real language, or youll be unhappy...  :-)
             -- Larry Wall in <1992May12.190238.5667@netlabs.com>', 1355050084);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (138, 'immediaciess', '1.4-8', 2, 1354874101, 209, 215);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (138, 15, 'The story you are about to hear is true.  Only the names have been
changed to protect the innocent.', 1354904577);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (138, 102, 'Lubarskys Law of Cybernetic Entomology:
	Theres always one more bug.', 1355023886);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (138, 71, 'Workers of the world, arise!  You have nothing to lose but your chairs.', 1355038090);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (92, 'remodel', '1.8.59-9', 13, 1354874101, 209, 29);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (92, 245, 'You have all eternity to be cautious in when youre dead.
		-- Lois Platford', 1355126345);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (92, 27, 'Statistics are no substitute for judgement.
		-- Henry Clay', 1354880856);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (92, 25, '	"Hey, Sam, how about a loan?"
	"Whattaya need?"
	"Oh, about $500."
	"Whattaya got for collateral?"
	"Whattaya need?"
	"How about an eye?"
		-- Sam Giancana', 1355027670);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (92, 135, 'Time goes, you say?
Ah no!
Time stays, *we* go.
		-- Austin Dobson', 1354932549);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (587, 'poets', '5.10-1', 1, 1354874101, 206, 42);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (587, 85, '<Deek> change all cvar->value = X to use Cvar_Set()
<theoddone33> that didnt happen in oldtree
<Deek> Actually, it did.
<Knghtbrd> yeah - two weeks later.', 1355069446);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (47, 248, 'Beauty?  Whats that?
             -- Larry Wall in <199710221937.MAA25131@wall.org>', 1355112351);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (47, 83, 'Hi!  Im Larry.  This is my brother Bob, and this is my other brother
Jimbo.  We thought you might like to know the names of your assailants.', 1354939815);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (47, 26, 'And we heard him exclaim
As he started to roam:
"Im a hologram, kids,
please dont try this at home!"
		-- Bob Violence', 1355070919);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (538, 'circumflex', '2.9-8', 15, 1354874101, 225, 52);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (538, 15, 'Loan-department manager:  "There isnt any fine print.  At these
interest rates, we dont need it."', 1354890204);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (538, 301, 'Nothing succeeds like success.
		-- Alexandre Dumas', 1354900148);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (538, 164, 'Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
		-- Wynn Catlin', 1354880060);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (538, 232, 'When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping.', 1355065330);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (415, 'lorenes', '6.17.56-6', 14, 1354874101, 43, 182);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (415, 101, 'It gets late early out there.
		-- Yogi Berra', 1354978600);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (415, 120, 'Two wrights dont make a rong, they make an airplane.  Or bicycles.', 1355033281);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (415, 210, 'Who is W.O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?', 1355084856);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (415, 176, '<Deek> If the user points the gun at his foot and pulls the trigger, it
       is our job to ensure the bullet gets where its supposed to.', 1354947395);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (665, 'afrocentrism', '6.8.23-7', 10, 1354874101, 246, 110);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (665, 65, 'Q:	Whats hard going in and soft and sticky coming out?
A:	Chewing gum.', 1354930893);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (665, 59, 'interest, n.:
	What borrowers pay, lenders receive, stockholders own, and
	burned out employees must feign.', 1355123328);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (665, 153, '"Humor is a drug which its the fashion to abuse."
		-- William Gilbert', 1354978504);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (372, 'slaps', '9.0.33-8', 12, 1354874101, 215, 287);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (372, 34, '"Pascal is Pascal is Pascal is dog meat."
		-- M. Devine and P. Larson, Computer Science 340', 1354957175);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (372, 267, 'Please remain calm, its no use both of us being hysterical at the same time.', 1355128149);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (372, 194, 'blithwapping:
	Using anything BUT a hammer to hammer a nail into the
	wall, such as shoes, lamp bases, doorstops, etc.
		-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends', 1354875469);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (324, 'indelicately', '9.8-5', 3, 1354874101, 238, 32);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (324, 302, 'To whom the mornings are like nights,
What must the midnights be!
		-- Emily Dickinson (on hacking?)', 1354940187);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (324, 102, 'Abraham Lincoln didnt die in vain.  He died in Washington, D.C.', 1355050164);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (324, 138, 'So many men, so many opinions; every one his own way.
		-- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)', 1354964309);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (189, 'canticle', '1.4-3', 16, 1354874101, 274, 290);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (189, 227, '"If a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesnt get very far."
		-- Paul White', 1355070848);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (189, 85, 'Bacons not the only thing thats cured by hanging from a string.', 1355100183);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (189, 227, '* Dry-ice cant code his way out of a paper bag
<Coderjoe> dry-ice: int main() { ExitPaperBag(); return 0; }
<Knghtbrd> Is that how thats done then?  *takes notes*', 1354997560);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (189, 97, 'Thus spake the master programmer:
	"When a program is being tested, it is too late to make design changes."
		-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"', 1354961908);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (545, 'gesundheit', '0.11-1', 11, 1354874101, 121, 214);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (545, 220, 'FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN:	#4

Clothes:
	Men dont discard clothes.  The average man still has the gym shirt
he wore in high school.  He thinks a jacket is "just getting broken in" about
the time it develops holes in the elbows.  A man will let new shirts sit on
the shelf in their original packaging for a couple of years before putting
them to use, hoping theyll become more comfortable with age.
	Women think clothes are radioactive, with a half-life of one year.
They exercise precautions to avoid contamination by last years fashions.', 1354925884);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (545, 207, 'You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.', 1355092835);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (577, 'unwieldy', '9.14-4', 7, 1354874101, 215, 7);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (577, 157, 'Three oclock in the afternoon is always just a little too late or a little
too early for anything you want to do.
		-- Jean-Paul Sartre', 1355127942);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (577, 126, 'FORTUNES GUIDE TO DEALING WITH REAL-LIFE SCIENCE FICTION: #6
What to do...
    if a starship, equipped with an FTL hyperdrive lands in your backyard?
	First of all, do not run after your camera.  You will not have any
	film, and, given the state of computer animation, noone will believe
	you anyway.  Be polite.  Remember, if they have an FTL hyperdrive,
	they can probably vaporize you, should they find you to be rude.
	Direct them to the White House lawn, which is where they probably
	wanted to land, anyway.  A good road map should help.

    if you wake up in the middle of the night, and discover that your
    closet contains an alternate dimension?
	Dont walk in.  You almost certainly will not be able to get back,
	and alternate dimensions are almost never any fun.  Remain calm
	and go back to bed.  Close the door first, so that the cat does not
	wander off.  Check your closet in the morning.  If it still contains
	an alternate dimension, nail it shut.', 1354968160);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (577, 153, 'He who slings mud generally loses ground.
		-- Adlai Stevenson', 1354874822);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (660, 'grenadines', '4.17.37-6', 13, 1354874101, 28, NULL);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (660, 178, 'With all the fancy scientists in the world, why cant they just once
build a nuclear balm?', 1355119073);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (660, 133, '	Here is the fact of the week, maybe even the fact of the month.
According to probably reliable sources, the Coca-Cola people are experiencing
severe marketing anxiety in China.
	The words "Coca-Cola" translate into Chinese as either (depending
on the inflection) "wax-fattened mare" or "bite the wax tadpole".
	Bite the wax tadpole.
	There is a sort of rough justice, is there not?
	The trouble with this fact, as lovely as it is, is that its hard
to get a whole column out of it. Id like to teach the world to bite a wax
tadpole.  Coke -- its the real wax-fattened mare.  Not bad, but broad
satiric vistas do not open up.
		-- John Carrol, The San Francisco Chronicle', 1355126747);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (660, 107, 'The Pig, if I am not mistaken,
Gives us ham and pork and Bacon.
Let others think his heart is big,
I think it stupid of the Pig.
		-- Ogden Nash', 1354933837);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (808, 146, 'Without freedom of choice there is no creativity.
		-- Kirk, "The return of the Archons", stardate 3157.4', 1355105902);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (808, 232, 'Most people have two reasons for doing anything -- a good reason, and
the real reason.', 1355011022);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (808, 246, 'It is necessary to have purpose.
		-- Alice #1, "I, Mudd", stardate 4513.3', 1355007607);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (808, 262, 'Vulcans believe peace should not depend on force.
		-- Amanda, "Journey to Babel", stardate 3842.3', 1354999991);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (885, 15, 'Theorem: All positive integers are equal.
Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive integers, A and B, A = B.
	Further, it is sufficient to show that for all N > 0, if A and B
	(positive integers) satisfy (MAX(A, B) = N) then A = B.

Proceed by induction:
	If N = 1, then A and B, being positive integers, must both be 1.
	So A = B.

Assume that the theorem is true for some value k.  Take A and B with
	MAX(A, B) = k+1.  Then  MAX((A-1), (B-1)) = k.  And hence
	(A-1) = (B-1).  Consequently, A = B.', 1354943027);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (885, 234, 'The reader this message encounters not failing to understand is cursed.', 1355008594);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (885, 29, 'Dont speak about Time, until you have spoken to him.', 1355125626);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (885, 137, 'An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose.
		-- A.P. Herbert', 1355101108);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (301, 'liturgists', '7.4-1', 4, 1354874102, 108, 80);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (301, 225, 'A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but
wont cross the street to vote in a national election.
		-- Bill Vaughan', 1355098602);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (301, 189, 'All things are possible, except for skiing through a revolving door.', 1355000190);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (301, 253, 'Arent you glad youre not getting all the government you pay for now?', 1354938592);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (353, 'wholeness', '0.19-7', 12, 1354874102, 88, 214);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (353, 21, 'A famous Lisp Hacker noticed an Undergraduate sitting in front of a Xerox
1108, trying to edit a complex Klone network via a browser. Wanting to
help, the Hacker clicked one of the nodes in the network with the mouse,
and asked "what do you see?" Very earnestly, the Undergraduate replied "I
see a cursor." The Hacker then quickly pressed the boot toggle at the back
of the keyboard, while simultaneously hitting the Undergraduate over the head
with a thick Interlisp Manual.  The Undergraduate was then Enlightened.', 1355090190);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (233, 'bros', '3.7.78-3', 6, 1354874102, 155, 27);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (233, 233, 'Blessed is he who expects no gratitude, for he shall not be disappointed.
		-- W.C. Bennett', 1354879516);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (180, 'sniffle', '9.4-9', 10, 1354874102, 173, 110);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (180, 99, 'Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius.', 1355036850);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (180, 170, 'Nihilism should commence with oneself.', 1354890128);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (180, 133, '"The C Programming Language -- A language which combines the flexibility of
assembly language with the power of assembly language."', 1355049701);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (900, 'neared', '0.10.68-2', 2, 1354874102, 270, 178);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (900, 73, 'Make me look like LINDA RONSTADT again!!', 1355018895);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (164, 'stroppiest', '9.11-10', 6, 1354874102, 117, 85);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (164, 273, 'Oh, by the way, which ones Pink?
		-- Pink Floyd', 1354903016);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (164, 195, 'program, n.:
	A magic spell cast over a computer allowing it to turn ones input
	into error messages.  tr.v. To engage in a pastime similar to banging
	ones head against a wall, but with fewer opportunities for reward.', 1355079519);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (18, 'posteritys', '5.3.5-6', 7, 1354874102, 261, 37);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (18, 135, 'Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.', 1355018604);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (18, 212, 'Without fools there would be no wisdom.', 1355122783);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (18, 139, 'PL/I -- "the fatal disease" -- belongs more to the problem set than to the
solution set.
		-- Edsger W. Dijkstra, SIGPLAN Notices, Volume 17, Number 5', 1354930715);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (18, 280, '<posix> this guy _is_ crazy
<stargazer> posix: from the looks of Enlightenment hes on LSD
<posix> LSD is nothing compared to what this guys on..
	-- Seen on #Unix', 1354975530);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (573, 'politeness', '3.11-5', 6, 1354874102, 284, 269);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (573, 109, 'Have you ever noticed that the people who are always trying to tell you
`theres a time for work and a time for play never find the time for play?', 1355112907);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (573, 21, 'The only rose without thorns is friendship.', 1355012984);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (573, 49, '	Im sure that VMS is completely documented, I just havent found the
right manual yet.  Ive been working my way through the manuals in the document
library and Im half way through the second cabinet, (3 shelves to go), so I
should find what Im looking for by mid May.  I hope I can remember what it
was by the time I find it.
	I had this idea for a new horror film, "VMS Manuals from Hell" or maybe
"The Paper Chase : IBM vs. DEC".  Its based on Hitchcocks "The Birds", except
that its centered around a programmer who is attacked by a swarm of binder
pages with an index number and the single line "This page intentionally left
blank."
		-- Alex Crain', 1354982731);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (873, 'starves', '0.15.14-2', 7, 1354874102, 249, 70);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (873, 221, 'There *__is* no such thing as a civil engineer.', 1354949895);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (873, 49, 'When you meet a master swordsman,
show him your sword.
When you meet a man who is not a poet,
do not show him your poem.
		-- Rinzai, ninth century Zen master', 1355119245);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (873, 191, 'Young men, hear an old man to whom old men hearkened when he was young.
		-- Augustus Caesar', 1355041201);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (873, 145, 'All the simple programs have been written.', 1355006889);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (693, 'park', '2.16-5', 9, 1354874102, 219, 204);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (693, 76, 'I took a fish head to the movies and I didnt have to pay.
-- Fish Heads, Saturday Night Live, 1977.', 1354931029);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (693, 116, 'In any formula, constants (especially those obtained from handbooks)
are to be treated as variables.', 1355031306);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (460, 'faultier', '0.19.24-3', 8, 1354874102, 201, 159);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (460, 199, 'skldfjkljklsR%^&(IXDRTYju187pkasdjbasdfbuil
h;asvgy8p	23r1vyui135	2
kmxsij90TYDFS$$b	jkzxdjkl bjnk ;j	nk;<[][;-==-<<<<<;[,
		[hjioasdvbnuio;buip^&(FTSD$%*VYUI:buio;sdf}[asdf]
				sdoihjfh(_YU*G&F^*CTY98y


Now look what youve gone and done!  Youve broken it!', 1354918035);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (58, 'deadwoods', '4.2-3', 12, 1354874102, 220, 132);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (58, 184, '  Honk if you are against noise pollution!', 1355045049);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (58, 246, 'The Moral Majority is neither.', 1354912712);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (58, 102, 'IN MY OPINION anyone interested in improving himself should not rule out
becoming pure energy.
		-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.', 1354922762);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (519, 'dueling', '3.18.27-7', 3, 1354874102, 208, 166);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (519, 275, 'No group of professionals meets except to conspire against the public at large.
		-- Mark Twain', 1354962387);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (519, 26, 'First, a few words about tools.

Basically, a tool is an object that enables you to take advantage of the
laws of physics and mechanics in such a way that you can seriously injure
yourself.  Today, people tend to take tools for granted.  If youre ever
walking down the street and you notice some people who look particularly
smug, the odds are that they are taking tools for granted.  If I were you,
Id walk right up and smack them in the face.
		-- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"', 1355002929);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (519, 259, '* bma wonders if this will make the Knghtbrd .sig', 1354922706);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (519, 262, 'When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite.
		-- Winston Churchill, on formal declarations of war', 1355075150);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (345, 'costliness', '7.1-1', 7, 1354874103, 24, 110);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (345, 46, 'Prepare for tomorrow -- get ready.
		-- Edith Keeler, "The City On the Edge of Forever",
		   stardate unknown', 1354952235);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (345, 46, 'Accept people for what they are -- completely unacceptable.', 1355115293);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (453, 'mussy', '9.15.89-10', 2, 1354874103, 40, 294);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (453, 88, 'Fine day to work off excess energy.  Steal something heavy.', 1355079587);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (453, 281, 'When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite.
		-- Winston Churchill, on formal declarations of war', 1354876835);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (453, 190, '<Knghtbrd> RoboHak - okay, the patch isnt broken, but my brain
           apparently is
<wc> thats nothing new (;
<Knghtbrd> wc - hush.
<Knghtbrd> =>', 1354975645);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (453, 220, 'My mind is a potato field ...', 1355079127);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (616, 'ed', '3.10.55-6', 9, 1354874103, 52, 132);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (616, 258, 'They sentenced me to twenty years of boredom for trying to change the
system from within.  Im coming now Im coming to reward them.  First
we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin.

Im guided by a signal in the heavens.  Im guided by this birthmark on
my skin.  Im guided by the beauty of our weapons.  First we take Manhattan,
then we take Berlin.

Id really like to live beside you, baby.  I love your body and your spirit
and your clothes.  But you see that line there moving through the station?
I told you I told you I told you I was one of those.
	-- Leonard Cohen, "First We Take Manhattan"', 1355003378);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (616, 278, '`Lasu Releases SAG 0.3 -- Freeware Book Takes Paves For New World Order
by staff writers

	...
	The central Superhighway site called ``sunsite.unc.edu
collapsed in the morning before the release.  News about the release had
been leaked by a German hacker group, Harmonious Hardware Hackers, who
had cracked into the authors computer earlier in the week.  They had
got the release date wrong by one day, and caused dozens of eager fans
to connect to the sunsite computer at the wrong time.  ``No computer can
handle that kind of stress, explained the mourning sunsite manager,
Erik Troan.  ``The spinning disks made the whole computer jump, and
finally it crashed through the floor to the basement.  Luckily,
repairs were swift and the computer was working again the same evening.
``Thank God we were able to buy enough needles and thread and patch it
together without major problems.  The site has also installed a new
throttle on the network pipe, allowing at most four clients at the same
time, thus making a new crash less likely.  ``The book is now in our
Incoming folder, says Troan, ``and youre all welcome to come and get it.
		-- Lars Wirzenius <wirzeniu@cs.helsinki.fi>
		   [comp.os.linux.announce]', 1355113794);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (451, 'merits', '7.9.15-7', 9, 1354874103, 136, 141);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (451, 277, 'I will not drink!
But if I do...
I will not get drunk!
But if I do...
I will not in public!
But if I do...
I will not fall down!
But if I do...
I will fall face down so that they cannot see my company badge.', 1354939576);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (451, 242, 'Laughing at you is like drop-kicking a wounded humming bird.', 1354991018);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (61, 'arms', '7.18-2', 11, 1354874103, 168, NULL);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (61, 93, 'I just thought of something funny...your mother.
- Cheech Marin', 1354968296);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (61, 228, 'A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the
poor to protect them from each other.', 1354953893);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (61, 144, '	"Get back to your stations!"
	"Were beaming down to the planet, sir."
		-- Kirk and Mr. Leslie, "This Side of Paradise",
		   stardate 3417.3', 1354940164);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (633, 'cripes', '4.2-9', 11, 1354874103, 56, 231);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (633, 239, 'Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon
to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.
		-- Oscar Wilde', 1354947637);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (445, 'reflections', '1.0-10', 5, 1354874103, 135, 77);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (445, 208, 'What!?  Me worry?
		-- Alfred E. Newman', 1354908802);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (445, 252, 'It was the Law of the Sea, they said.  Civilization ends at the waterline.
Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
		-- Hunter S. Thompson', 1355018446);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (445, 12, 'Police:	Good evening, are you the host?
Host:	No.
Police:	Weve been getting complaints about this party.
Host:	About the drugs?
Police:	No.
Host:	About the guns, then?  Is somebody complaining about the guns?
Police:	No, the noise.
Host:	Oh, the noise.  Well that makes sense because there are no guns
	or drugs here.  (An enormous explosion is heard in the
	background.)  Or fireworks.  Whos complaining about the noise?
	The neighbors?
Police:	No, the neighbors fled inland hours ago.  Most of the recent
	complaints have come from Pittsburgh.  Do you think you could
	ask the host to quiet things down?
Host:	No Problem.  (At this point, a Volkswagon bug with primitive
	religious symbols drawn on the doors emerges from the living
	room and roars down the hall, past the police and onto the
	lawn, where it smashes into a tree.  Eight guests tumble out
	onto the grass, moaning.)  See?  Things are starting to wind
	down.', 1355033424);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (445, 213, 'Im afraid my gut level reaction is basically, "proceed is cute, but
cute doesnt cut it in the emergency room."
             -- Larry Wall in <199710281816.KAA29614@wall.org>', 1354927857);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (363, 'closets', '2.2.54-7', 6, 1354874103, 15, 200);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (363, 230, 'I am pleased to see that we have differences.  May we together become
greater than the sum of both of us.
		-- Surak of Vulcan, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.4', 1355056010);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (363, 224, 'FORTRAN is a good example of a language which is easier to parse
using ad hoc techniques.
		-- D. Gries
		[Whats good about it?  Ed.]', 1355001244);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (673, 'caws', '9.13.72-3', 6, 1354874103, 176, 175);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (673, 115, 'You two ought to be more careful--your love could drag on for years and years.', 1355117412);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (344, 'hidebound', '1.8.95-5', 14, 1354874103, 72, 99);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (344, 169, 'Now I lay me down to sleep
I hear the sirens in the street
All my dreams are made of chrome
I have no way to get back home
- Tom Waits', 1354957171);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (127, 'preemption', '5.4-9', 12, 1354874103, 284, 42);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (127, 99, '"Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I dont know why I bother
 to say it, oh God, Im so depressed.  Heres another of those self-satisfied
 doors.  Life!  Dont talk to me about life."
-- Marvin the Paranoid Android', 1355099749);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (388, 'clashed', '0.5.71-3', 7, 1354874103, 221, 113);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (388, 104, 'Your picture of the world often changes just before you get it into focus.', 1354978386);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (388, 75, 'Q:	Why does Washington have the most lawyers per capita and
	New Jersey the most toxic waste dumps?
A:	God gave New Jersey first choice.', 1355002674);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (388, 109, 'Its getting harder and harder to think out loud.  One of these days
someones gonna go off and kill Thomas aBecket for me...
             -- Larry Wall in <199709242015.NAA10312@wall.org>', 1354990037);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (388, 182, 'Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
		-- Publilius Syrus', 1354933982);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (328, 'thickheaded', '6.15.18-8', 5, 1354874103, 219, 173);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (328, 73, '"The eleventh commandment was `Thou Shalt Compute or `Thou Shalt Not
Compute -- I forget which."
		-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982', 1355085663);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (328, 240, 'Brain damage is all in your head.
-- Karl Lehenbauer', 1355047889);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (328, 295, 'Stay away from flying saucers today.', 1354891878);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (721, 'jackals', '2.1.73-10', 1, 1354874103, 216, 209);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (721, 183, '> You know you are "there" when you are known by your first name, and
> are recognized.
> Lemmie see, there is Madonna, and Linus, and ..... help me out here!
Bill ? ;-)
	-- From some postings on comp.os.linux.misc', 1354937524);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (318, 'photostats', '1.17.3-3', 4, 1354874103, 169, 214);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (318, 105, 'Tsorts Constant:
	1.67563, or precisely 1,237.98712567 times the difference between
the distance to the sun and the weight of a small orange.
		-- Terry Pratchett, "The Light Fantastic" (slightly modified)', 1354986845);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (318, 7, 'We may not like doctors, but at least they doctor.  Bankers are not ever
popular but at least they bank.  Policeman police and undertakers take
under.  But lawyers do not give us law.  We receive not the gladsome light
of jurisprudence, but rather precedents, objections, appeals, stays,
filings and forms, motions and counter-motions, all at $250 an hour.
		-- Nolo News, summer 1989', 1355129853);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (318, 228, 'Style may not be the answer, but at least its a workable alternative.', 1355029574);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (318, 227, '"The triumph of libertarian anarchy is nearly (in historical terms) at
hand... *if* we can keep the Left from selling us into slavery and the
Right from blowing us up for, say, the next twenty years."
-- Eric Rayman, usenet guy, about nanotechnology', 1354992458);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (45, 'homeopath', '1.19-2', 8, 1354874103, 44, 159);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (45, 124, 'The whole world is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes.
		-- George Gobel', 1354992054);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (45, 112, 'Laws of Serendipity:
	(1) In order to discover anything, you must be looking for something.
	(2) If you wish to make an improved product, you must already
	    be engaged in making an inferior one.', 1354995921);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (45, 124, 'Life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed by the desire to
change his bed.
		-- Charles Baudelaire', 1355111010);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (518, 10, '* SynrG notes that the number of configuration questions to answer in sendmail
  is NON-TRIVIAL
	-- Seen on #Debian', 1355125998);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (518, 56, 'Air is water with holes in it.', 1354888300);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (518, 224, 'Playing an unamplified electric guitar is like strumming on a picnic table.
		-- Dave Barry, "The Snake"', 1355003070);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (284, 84, '"I think trash is the most important manifestation of culture we have in my
lifetime."
- Johnny Legend', 1354995047);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (284, 142, 'Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of good news soon.', 1355029503);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (159, 'unacknowledged', '7.11-3', 14, 1354874104, 200, 59);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (159, 130, 'The faster I go, the behinder I get.
		-- Lewis Carroll', 1354911026);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (159, 229, '<\\swing> and if were playing old distributions... whatever happened to Yggdrasil? :)
<joost> \\swing: everybody who tried to pronounce it got their tongue in a knot and choked
	-- #Debian', 1354992538);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (159, 159, 'Around computers it is difficult to find the correct unit of time to
measure progress.  Some cathedrals took a century to complete.  Can you
imagine the grandeur and scope of a program that would take as long?
		-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982', 1354944414);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (251, 'woodmans', '2.3.37-10', 12, 1354874104, 146, 101);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (251, 16, 'Mother is the invention of necessity.', 1354975883);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (251, 294, '>Ever heard of .cshrc?
Thats a city in Bosnia.  Right?
	-- Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of commands', 1354906402);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (340, 'assaulter', '8.14-10', 7, 1354874104, 41, 263);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (340, 39, 'Knock, knock!
	Whos there?
Sam and Janet.
	Sam and Janet who?
Sam and Janet Evening...', 1355009943);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (340, 97, 'Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.', 1354880471);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (340, 190, 'Its all magic.  :-)
             -- Larry Wall in <7282@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV>', 1355018924);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (340, 85, '"Stupidity, like virtue, is its own reward"
-- William E. Davidsen', 1355099384);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (507, 'penknives', '8.15.17-2', 9, 1354874104, 119, 148);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (507, 202, 'DONT go!!  Im not HOWARD COSELL!!  I know POLISH JOKES ... WAIT!!
Dont go!!  I AM Howard Cosell! ... And I DONT know Polish jokes!!', 1354919797);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (507, 92, 'Silvermans Law:
	If Murphys Law can go wrong, it will.', 1354928393);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (507, 165, 'The amount of weight an evangelist carries with the almighty is measured
in billigrahams.', 1355004121);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (124, 'pistons', '3.2.12-9', 12, 1354874104, 264, 42);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (124, 229, 'tmps_base = tmps_max;                /* protect our mortal string */
             -- Larry Wall in stab.c from the perl source code', 1354892280);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (124, 200, '	To lose weight, eat less; to gain weight, eat more; if you merely
wish to maintain, do whatever you were doing.
	The Bronx diet is a legitimate system of food therapy showing that
food SHOULD be used a crutch and which food could be the most effective in
promoting spiritual and emotional satisfaction.  For the first time, an
eater could instantly grasp the connection between relieving depression and
Mallomars, and understand why a lovers quarrel isnt so bad if theres a
pint of ice cream nearby.
		-- Richard Smith, "The Bronx Diet"', 1354939194);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (124, 163, 'Smoking is, as far as Im concerned, the entire point of being an adult.
		-- Fran Lebowitz', 1355083099);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (124, 237, 'The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them
is a match.
		-- Will Rogers', 1355009258);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (844, 'flathead', '5.18-4', 16, 1354874104, 293, 65);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (844, 73, 'The one L lama, hes a priest
The two L llama, hes a beast
And I will bet my silk pyjama
There isnt any three L lllama.
		-- O. Nash, to which a fire chief replied that occasionally
		his department responded to something like a "three L lllama."', 1354981269);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (844, 36, '"Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk ?"
Microsoft spel chekar vor sail, worgs grate !!
(By leitner@inf.fu-berlin.de, Felix von Leitner)', 1354923966);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (844, 200, 'Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.
		-- Jerome K. Jerome', 1354896422);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (514, 'ovals', '1.8-4', 8, 1354874104, 70, NULL);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (514, 271, 'The price of greatness is responsibility.', 1355127180);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (514, 116, 'The star of riches is shining upon you.', 1354918451);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (514, 167, 'Know Thy User.', 1354914079);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (514, 82, 'You say you are lying.  But if everything you say is a lie, then you are
telling the truth.  You cannot tell the truth because everything you say
is a lie.  You lie, you tell the truth ... but you cannot, for you lie.
		-- Norman the android, "I, Mudd", stardate 4513.3', 1355124607);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (236, 'scalp', '6.1.78-9', 3, 1354874104, 134, 294);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (236, 291, 'QOTD:
	"Unlucky?  If I bought a pumpkin farm, theyd cancel Halloween."', 1354891079);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (780, 'hectograms', '1.4-4', 15, 1354874104, 164, 131);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (780, 153, 'The X Window System:
  The standard UNIX graphical environment.  With Linux, this is usually
  XFree86 (http://www.xfree86.org).  You may call it X, XFree, the X
  Window System, XF86, or a host of other things.  Call it XWindows and
  someone will smack you and you will have deserved it.', 1355102363);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (368, 'disengaged', '8.14.91-4', 13, 1354874104, 31, 37);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (368, 121, 'Ten years of rejection slips is natures way of telling you to stop writing.
		-- R. Geis', 1354964853);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (368, 264, '<liiwi> so, whats the official way to get buildd to retry a package? prod
        it with a stick?
<Joey> prod neuro
<liiwi> with a stick?
<Joey> yes.', 1355046235);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (368, 154, '"... all the modern inconveniences ..."
		-- Mark Twain', 1354877835);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (368, 115, 'Bennetts Laws of Horticulture:
	(1) Houses are for people to live in.
	(2) Gardens are for plants to live in.
	(3) There is no such thing as a houseplant.', 1355033971);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (849, 'woodpecker', '5.18-4', 3, 1354874104, 238, 147);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (849, 179, 'While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands you are
safe, for you can watch both of his.
		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devils Dictionary"', 1355096746);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (849, 270, 'no maintenance:
	Impossible to fix.', 1354959802);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (530, 'numbing', '7.2-9', 15, 1354874104, 105, 178);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (530, 145, 'SCCS, the source motel!  Programs check in and never check out!
		-- Ken Thompson', 1354921822);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (530, 175, '	Im sure that VMS is completely documented, I just havent found the
right manual yet.  Ive been working my way through the manuals in the document
library and Im half way through the second cabinet, (3 shelves to go), so I
should find what Im looking for by mid May.  I hope I can remember what it
was by the time I find it.
	I had this idea for a new horror film, "VMS Manuals from Hell" or maybe
"The Paper Chase : IBM vs. DEC".  Its based on Hitchcocks "The Birds", except
that its centered around a programmer who is attacked by a swarm of binder
pages with an index number and the single line "This page intentionally left
blank."
		-- Alex Crain', 1354883506);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (789, 'monetizing', '8.16-3', 15, 1354874105, 217, 131);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (789, 55, 'Most people can do without the essentials, but not without the luxuries.', 1355096292);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (789, 181, 'Dopeler effect: the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they
come at you rapidly.
		-- Greg Oetjen of Lorton, VA in the Washington Post 
		   "Style Invitational Report from Week 278" published 
		   August 2, 1998', 1355113389);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (789, 9, '"Id love to go out with you, but Im converting my calendar watch from
Julian to Gregorian."', 1354947827);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (798, 'knockwursts', '6.17-10', 8, 1354874105, 290, 141);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (798, 271, 'James Joyce -- an essentially private man who wished his total
indifference to public notice to be universally recognized.
		-- Tom Stoppard', 1354957358);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (798, 259, 'If all the worlds a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
		-- Paul Beatty', 1355028454);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (798, 187, 'No matter where I go, the place is always called "here".', 1354946694);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (14, 'factors', '0.18-3', 9, 1354874105, 95, 215);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (14, 147, 'How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door youre on.', 1355107322);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (14, 231, 'The course of true anything never does run smooth.
		-- Samuel Butler', 1355128423);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (200, 'powhatan', '8.7-4', 2, 1354874105, 166, 71);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (200, 47, 'Computers dont actually think.
	You just think they think.
		(We think.)', 1355083549);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (200, 16, 'If we can ever make red tape nutritional, we can feed the world.
		-- R. Schaeberle, "Management Accounting"', 1355085940);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (200, 34, 'WHENEVER ANYBODY SAYS hes struggling to become a human being I have to
laugh because the apes beat him to it by about a million years.  Struggle
to become a parrot or something.
		-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.', 1355051790);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (200, 84, 'Im pretending that were all watching PHIL SILVERS instead of RICARDO
MONTALBAN!', 1354933401);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (95, 'basss', '4.0.2-2', 3, 1354874105, 32, 215);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (95, 265, 'A man was griping to his friend about how he hated to go home after a
late card games.
	"You wouldnt believe what I go through to avoid waking my wife,"
he said.  "First, I kill the engine a block away from the house and coast
into the garage.  Then I open the door slowly, take off my shoes, and
tiptoe to our room.  But just as Im about to slide into bed, she always
wakes up and gives me hell."
	"I make a big racket when I go home," his friend replied.
	"You do?"
	"Sure.  I honk the horn, slam the door, turn on all the lights,
stomp up to the bedroom and give my wife a big kiss.  `Hi, Alice, I say.
`How about a little smooch for your old man?"
	"And what does she say?" his friend asked in disbelief.
	"She doesnt say anything," his buddy replied.  "She always pretends
shes asleep."', 1355049269);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (758, 'chevrons', '6.17-1', 14, 1354874105, 287, 149);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (758, 155, 'He who is intoxicated with wine will be sober again in the course of the
night, but he who is intoxicated by the cupbearer will not recover his
senses until the day of judgement.
		-- Saadi', 1354977133);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (758, 281, 'Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
		-- F. Brooks, "The Mythical Man-Month"

Whenever one person is found adequate to the discharge of a duty by
close application thereto, it is worse execute by two persons and
scarcely done at all if three or more are employed therein.
		-- George Washington, 1732-1799', 1354966836);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (758, 268, 'What about WRITING it first and rationalizing it afterwords?  :-)
             -- Larry Wall in <8162@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV>', 1355089753);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (758, 276, '	A sheet of paper crossed my desk the other day and as I read it,
realization of a basic truth came over me.  So simple!  So obvious we couldnt
see it.  John Knivlen, Chairman of Polamar Repeater Club, an amateur radio
group, had discovered how IC circuits work.  He says that smoke is the thing
that makes ICs work because every time you let the smoke out of an IC circuit,
it stops working.  He claims to have verified this with thorough testing.
	I was flabbergasted!  Of course!  Smoke makes all things electrical
work.  Remember the last time smoke escaped from your Lucas voltage regulator
Didnt it quit working?  I sat and smiled like an idiot as more of the truth
dawned.  Its the wiring harness that carries the smoke from one device to
another in your Mini, MG or Jag.  And when the harness springs a leak, it lets
the smoke out of everything at once, and then nothing works.  The starter motor
requires large quantities of smoke to operate properly, and thats why the wire
going to it is so large.
	Feeling very smug, I continued to expand my hypothesis.  Why are Lucas
electronics more likely to leak than say Bosch?  Hmmm...  Aha!!!  Lucas is
British, and all things British leak!  British convertible tops leak water,
British engines leak oil, British displacer units leak hydrostatic fluid, and
I might add Brititsh tires leak air, and the British defense unit leaks
secrets... so naturally British electronics leak smoke.
		-- Jack Banton, PCC Automotive Electrical School

	[Ummm ... IC circuits?  Integrated circuit circuits?]', 1355067242);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (402, 154, 'This is the first numerical problem I ever did.  It demonstrates the
power of computers:

Enter lots of data on calorie & nutritive content of foods.  Instruct
the thing to maximize a function describing nutritive content, with a
minimum level of each component, for fixed caloric content.  The
results are that one should eat each day:

	1/2 chicken
	1 egg
	1 glass of skim milk
	27 heads of lettuce.
		-- Rev. Adrian Melott', 1354982670);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (402, 227, 'Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.', 1354923996);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (402, 77, 'Fear is the greatest salesman.
		-- Robert Klein', 1355112642);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (16, 'rollins', '3.1-2', 13, 1354874105, 180, 289);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (16, 147, 'Spreading peanut butter reminds me of opera!!  I wonder why?', 1355003713);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (16, 87, 'Mediocrity finds safety in standardization.
		-- Frederick Crane', 1354927950);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (16, 56, 'Anything that is good and useful is made of chocolate.', 1354982000);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (73, 'vocalize', '5.3.46-3', 13, 1354874105, 63, 269);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (73, 255, 'Most seminars have a happy ending.  Everyones glad when theyre over.', 1354986742);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (73, 57, '<Endy> taniwha: Quote material :)
<taniwha> Endy: :)
<knghtbrd> Endy: I already snipped it', 1354916813);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (73, 8, 'In a minimum-phase system there is an inextricable link between
frequency response, phase response and transient response, as they
are all merely transforms of one another.  This combined with
minimalization of open-loop errors in output amplifiers and correct
compensation for non-linear passive crossover network loading can
lead to a significant decrease in system resolution lost.  However,
this all means jack when you listen to Pink Floyd.', 1354934367);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (73, 144, 'Oatmeal raisin.', 1354990876);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (555, 'humpbacks', '7.2-5', 14, 1354874105, 103, 141);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (555, 259, '"All language designers are arrogant.  Goes with the territory..."
(By Larry Wall)', 1355033552);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (555, 246, 'Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.
		-- Josh Billings', 1355118417);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (555, 233, '"We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!"
		-- Vroomfondel', 1354977021);
