Why I Cant Go Out With You:

Id LOVE to, but...
	-- Ive got a Friends of the Lowly Rutabaga meeting.
	-- I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
	-- Ive been scheduled for a karma transplant.
	-- Im staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture.
	-- Its my parakeets bowling night.
	-- Im building a plant from a kit.
	-- Theres a disturbance in the Force.
	-- Im doing door-to-door collecting for static cling.
	-- Im teaching my ferret to yodel.
	-- My crayons all melted together.