Q:	How many gradual (sorry, thats supposed to be "graduate") students
	does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:	"Im afraid we dont know, but make my stipend tax-free, give my
	advisor a $30,000 grant of the taxpayers money, and Im sure he
	can tell me how to do the shit work for him so he can take the
	credit for answering this incredibly vital question."