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		-- R. Geis', 1355020025);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (417, 227, '<Knghtbrd> learn to love Window Maker.
<Knghtbrd> a little NeXTStep is good for the soul.', 1355103260);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (417, 110, 'Humpty Dumpty was pushed.', 1354881137);
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MAKES US LOOK BAD.
	-- Bruce Perens', 1355043438);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (784, 205, 'The five rules of Socialism:
	(1) Dont think.
	(2) If you do think, dont speak.
	(3) If you think and speak, dont write.
	(4) If you think, speak and write, dont sign.
	(5) If you think, speak, write and sign, dont be surprised.
		-- being told in Poland, 1987', 1354944233);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (784, 223, '"May your future be limited only by your dreams."
-- Christa McAuliffe', 1354915011);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (221, 86, 'We are what we are.', 1355106979);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (221, 148, 'Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip
around the Sun.', 1354958851);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (441, 169, 'When you are in the middle of a story it isnt a story at all, but
only a confusion; a dark roaring, a blindness, a wreckage of shattered
glass and splintered wood, like a house in a whirlwind, or else a boat
crushed by the icebergs or swept over the rapids, and all aboard
powerless to stop it.  Its only afterwards that it becomes anything
like a story at all.  When you are telling it, to yourself or to
someone else.
		-- Margaret Atwood, "Alias Grace"', 1354889949);
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give you thousands of years of trouble-free service, except that you
undoubtably will destroy it via some typical bonehead consumer maneuver.
Which is why we ask you to PLEASE FOR GODS SAKE READ THIS OWNERS MANUAL
CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU UNPACK THE DEVICE.  YOU ALREADY UNPACKED IT, DIDNT
YOU?  YOU UNPACKED IT AND PLUGGED IT IN AND TURNED IT ON AND FIDDLED WITH
THE KNOBS, AND NOW YOUR CHILD, THE SAME CHILD WHO ONCE SHOVED A POLISH
SAUSAGE INTO YOUR VIDEOCASSETTE RECORDER AND SET IT ON "FAST FORWARD", THIS
CHILD ALSO IS FIDDLING WITH THE KNOBS, RIGHT?  AND YOURE JUST NOW STARTING
TO READ THE INSTRUCTIONS, RIGHT???  WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST BREAK THESE
DEVICES RIGHT AT THE FACTORY BEFORE WE SHIP THEM OUT, YOU KNOW THAT?
		-- Dave Barry, "Read This First!"', 1355057831);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (441, 89, 'Anti-Sabbatical:
	A job taken with the sole intention of staying only for a
limited period of time (often one year).  The intention is usually to
raise enough funds to partake in another, more meaningful activity
such as watercolor sketching in Crete, or designing computer knit
sweaters in Hong Kong.  Employers are rarely informed of intentions.
		-- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated
		   Culture"', 1355002266);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (580, 182, 'You are going to have a new love affair.', 1354974977);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (580, 42, 'The most exquisite peak in culinary art is conquered when you do right by a
ham, for a ham, in the very nature of the process it has undergone since last
it walked on its own feet, combines in its flavor the tang of smoky autumnal
woods, the maternal softness of earthy fields delivered of their crop children,
the wineyness of a late sun, the intimate kiss of fertilizing rain, and the
bite of fire.  You must slice it thin, almost as thin as this page you hold
in your hands.  The making of a ham dinner, like the making of a gentleman,
starts a long, long time before the event.
		-- W.B. Courtney, "Reflections of Maryland Country Ham",
		   from "Congress Eate It Up"', 1354966990);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (580, 235, '"Here comes Mr. Bills dog."
-- Narrator, Saturday Night Live', 1354882122);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (580, 84, 'It was all so different before everything changed.', 1354907371);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (426, 25, 'Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.', 1355107786);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (426, 209, 'Itll be a nice world if they ever get it finished.', 1355107839);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (426, 8, 'Wernher von Braun settled for a V-2 when he coulda had a V-8.', 1354989033);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (426, 119, 'A computer salesman visits a company president for the purpose of selling
the president one of the latest talking computers.
Salesman:	"This machine knows everything. I can ask it any question
		and itll give the correct answer.  Computer, what is the
		speed of light?"
Computer:	186,282 miles per second.
Salesman:	"Who was the first president of the United States?"
Computer:	George Washington.
President:	"Im still not convinced. Let me ask a question.
		Where is my father?"
Computer:	Your father is fishing in Georgia.
President:	"Hah!! The computer is wrong. My father died over twenty
		years ago!"
Computer:	Your mothers husband died 22 years ago. Your father just
		landed a twelve pound bass.', 1355131785);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (615, 231, 'Lhazard ne favorise que lesprit prepare.  
		-- L. Pasteur', 1355025345);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (615, 83, ' * Equivalent code is available from RSA Data Security, Inc.
 * This code has been tested against that, and is equivalent,
 * except that you dont need to include two pages of legalese
 * with every copy.
        -- public domain MD5 source', 1355027564);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (401, 280, 'A full belly makes a dull brain.
		-- Ben Franklin

		[and the local candy machine man.  Ed]', 1355008451);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (401, 230, 'A friend of mine has a barcode on his arm.
He rings up as a $.35 pack of JuicyFruit.
        -- Seen on Slashdot', 1355109389);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (37, 198, 'Theres little in taking or giving,
	Theres little in water or wine:
This living, this living, this living,
	Was never a project of mine.
Oh, hard is the struggle, and sparse is
	The gain of the one at the top,
For art is a form of catharsis,
	And love is a permanent flop,
And work is the province of cattle,
	And rests for a clam in a shell,
So Im thinking of throwing the battle --
	Would you kindly direct me to hell?
		-- Dorothy Parker', 1354989089);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (37, 59, 'Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention.', 1354942941);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (37, 36, 'Reichels Law:
	A body on vacation tends to remain on vacation unless acted upon by
	an outside force.', 1355071451);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (828, 198, 'Gosh that takes me back... or is it forward?  Thats the trouble with
time travel, you never can tell."
		-- Doctor Who, "Androids of Tara"', 1354985540);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (828, 164, 'Dont tell me how hard you work.  Tell me how much you get done.
-- James J. Ling', 1354921150);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (828, 228, 'Most people have a mind thats open by appointment only.', 1355069755);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (828, 295, '"Be *excellent* to each other."
-- Bill, or Ted, in Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure', 1354914097);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (24, 204, 'You never learn anything by doing it right.', 1354955808);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (24, 172, 'Hi! Im a .signature virus! Copy me into your ~/.signature to help me sprea=
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (24, 98, 'There must be more to life than having everything.
		-- Maurice Sendak', 1354954885);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (129, 'epithelium', '0.4-1', 15, 1354874106, 304, 247);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (129, 112, 'The adjuration to be "normal" seems shockingly repellent to me; I see neither
hope nor comfort in sinking to that low level.  I think it is ignorance that
makes people think of abnormality only with horror and allows them to remain
undismayed at the proximity of "normal" to average and mediocre.  For surely
anyone who achieves anything is, essentially, abnormal.
		-- Dr. Karl Menninger, "The Human Mind", 1930', 1354975791);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (271, 'exorcist', '8.7-1', 13, 1354874106, 101, 42);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (271, 28, 'At these prices, I lose money -- but I make it up in volume.
		-- Peter G. Alaquon', 1355093350);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (271, 193, 'Slicks Three Laws of the Universe:
	(1)  Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
	(2)  A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat.
	(3)  There are two types of dirt:  the dark kind, which is
	    attracted to light objects, and the light kind, which is
	    attracted to dark objects.', 1354884251);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (271, 275, 'Joe Cool always spends the first two weeks at college sailing his frisbee.
		-- Snoopy', 1354888861);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (271, 7, 'God made the integers; all else is the work of Man.
		-- Kronecker', 1354918509);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (241, 'outboards', '5.15.23-7', 7, 1354874106, 58, 209);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (241, 49, '<Flood> can I write a unix-like kernel in perl?', 1355025420);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (241, 76, 'He missed an invaluable opportunity to hold his tongue.
		-- Andrew Lang', 1355027436);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (490, 'canal', '4.0.4-5', 4, 1354874106, 274, 215);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (490, 257, 'No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.', 1355060914);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (490, 158, '<Mercury> Knghtbrd: Id love to see support for xor crosshairs..
<Knghtbrd> Mercury: youre on quack.
<Mercury> Knghtbrd: Youre the dealer... <G>
*** Knghtbrd is now known as QuackDealer', 1354949500);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (490, 16, 'May you live in uninteresting times.
		-- Chinese proverb', 1355128786);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (542, 'hardhats', '5.13-7', 14, 1354874106, 48, 136);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (542, 34, 'Ive always considered statesmen to be more expendable than soldiers.', 1354969902);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (139, 49, 'If what theyve been doing hasnt solved the problem, tell them to
do something else.
	-- Gerald Weinberg, "The Secrets of Consulting"', 1355027018);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (139, 87, 'love, n.:
	When you like to think of someone on days that begin with a morning.', 1354977353);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (139, 84, 'The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output.', 1354940880);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (139, 55, 'What hath Bob wrought?', 1354937318);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (341, 'caramelized', '7.16-7', 6, 1354874106, 107, 303);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (341, 78, '"I honestly believe that the doctrine of hell was born in the glittering eyes
of snakes that run in frightful coils watching for their prey.  I believe
it was born with the yelping, howling, growling and snarling of wild beasts...
I despise it, I defy it, and I hate it."
-- Robert G. Ingersoll', 1355064538);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (497, 'outbidding', '2.3-6', 10, 1354874106, 144, 201);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (497, 277, 'Dijkstra probably hates me.
	-- Linus Torvalds, in kernel/sched.c', 1354976728);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (497, 137, '<dhd> perl < /dev/bdsm
<knghtbrd> you have a /dev/bdsm?
<dhd> sure, its a pseudosadomasochistic random number generator', 1354877032);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (497, 93, 'If you lived today as if it were your last, youd buy up a box of rockets
and fire them all off, wouldnt you?
		-- Garrison Keillor', 1355119631);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (497, 239, 'The advantage of being celibate is that when one sees a pretty girl one
does not need to grieve over having an ugly one back home.
		-- Paul Leautaud, "Propos dun jour"', 1355112559);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (705, 'convince', '1.12-2', 9, 1354874107, 293, 209);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (705, 35, 'We dont like their sound.  Groups of guitars are on the way out.
		-- Decca Recording Company, turning down the Beatles, 1962', 1354981746);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (705, 94, 'Breadth-first search is the bulldozer of science.
		-- Randy Goebel', 1354986523);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (705, 129, 'Dont go surfing in South Dakota for a while.', 1355007242);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (705, 201, '"World conquerors sometimes become fools, but fools never become world
conquerors."
		-- "The Outer Limits: The Invisibles"', 1354938164);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (222, 'corinne', '5.5-9', 11, 1354874107, 79, 42);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (222, 99, 'Many people resent being treated like the person they really are.', 1354924530);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (729, 'boons', '8.0.0-4', 4, 1354874107, 281, 124);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (729, 236, 'If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, youll be married to a man who
cheats on his wife.
		-- Ann Landers', 1354996356);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (729, 57, 'Keep a diary and one day itll keep you.
		-- Mae West', 1354986650);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (729, 93, 'Lubarskys Law of Cybernetic Entomology:
	Theres always one more bug.', 1354922960);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (410, 'irregulars', '1.6.46-2', 7, 1354874107, 190, 51);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (410, 277, 'I am approached with the most opposite opinions and advice, and by men who
are equally certain that they represent the divine will.  I am sure that
either the one or the other is mistaken in the belief, and perhaps in some
respects, both.

I hope it will not be irreverent of me to say that if it is probable that
God would reveal his will to others on a point so connected with my duty,
it might be supposed he would reveal it directly to me.
- Abraham Lincoln', 1355068735);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (774, 'configurations', '6.4-1', 15, 1354874107, 302, 221);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (774, 205, 'Real software engineers dont debug programs, they verify correctness.
This process doesnt necessarily involve execution of anything on a
computer, except perhaps a Correctness Verification Aid package.', 1355080494);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (692, 'roy', '4.4.37-3', 13, 1354874107, 139, NULL);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (692, 32, 'A man is like a rusty wheel on a rusty cart,
He sings his song as he rattles along and then he falls apart.
		-- Richard Thompson', 1355030733);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (692, 53, '  William Safires rules for writing as seen in the New York Times

     Do not put statements in the negative form.
     And dont start sentences with a conjunction.
     If you reread your work, you will find on rereading that a great
     deal of repetition can be avoided by rereading and editing.
     Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.
     Unqualified superlatives are the worst of all.
     If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is.
     Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky.
     Never, ever use repetitive redundancies.
     Also, avoid awkward or affected alliteration.
     Last, but not least, avoid cliches like the plague.', 1355126022);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (692, 241, 'Hows it going in those MODULAR LOVE UNITS??', 1355101996);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (692, 121, 'Death is natures way of saying `Howdy.', 1355045078);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (57, 'laity', '7.14.17-2', 10, 1354874107, 16, 166);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (57, 202, 'Never reveal your best argument.', 1355045808);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (57, 224, 'love, n.:
	When you like to think of someone on days that begin with a morning.', 1354950352);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (744, 'gaborone', '5.3.60-8', 13, 1354874107, 269, 263);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (744, 183, 'For good, return good.
For evil, return justice.', 1354957411);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (744, 207, 'Its not whether you win or lose, its how you look playing the game.', 1354969870);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (744, 35, 'Q:	What does it say on the bottom of Coke cans in North Dakota?
A:	Open other end.', 1354950872);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (432, 'obsessional', '7.17-3', 6, 1354874107, 121, 70);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (432, 10, '< Overfiend> whew.
< Overfiend> I really need to get some sleep.
< Overfiend> but it sure was fun talking guitars, politics, and lesbians.', 1354930054);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (432, 233, 'Keep women you cannot.  Marry them and they come to hate the way you walk
across the room; remain their lover, and they jilt you at the end of six
months.
		-- Moore', 1355055626);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (360, 'toads', '5.17-1', 7, 1354874107, 213, 59);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (360, 88, '	THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #12: LITHP

This otherwise unremarkable language is distinguished by the absence of
an "S" in its character set; users must substitute "TH".  LITHP is said
to be useful in protheththing lithtth.', 1354882914);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (360, 183, 'We seldom repent talking too little, but very often talking too much.
		-- Jean de la Bruyere', 1355086507);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (360, 249, 'It was a brave man that ate the first oyster.', 1355077240);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (360, 181, 'I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.
		-- Kehlog Albran, "The Profit"', 1355052691);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (570, 'befitting', '7.7-2', 4, 1354874107, 145, 200);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (570, 82, 'People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better
press than people who are just funny and smart.
		-- Howard Simons, "The Washington Post"', 1354989030);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (78, 'stanchions', '9.16-6', 12, 1354874107, 260, 64);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (78, 109, 'I didnt like the play, but I saw it under adverse conditions.  The curtain
was up.', 1354973116);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (155, 'redcoat', '7.19.79-2', 3, 1354874107, 123, 124);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (155, 259, 'Twas midnight, and the UNIX hacks
Did gyre and gimble in their cave
All mimsy was the CS-VAX
And Cory raths outgrabe.

"Beware the software rot, my son!
The faults that bite, the jobs that thrash!
Beware the broken pipe, and shun
The frumious system crash!"', 1354881854);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (155, 43, 'Telephone books are like dictionaries -- if you know the answer before
you look it up, you can eventually reaffirm what you thought you knew
but werent sure.  But if youre searching for something you dont
already know, your fingers could walk themselves to death.
		-- Erma Bombeck', 1354887218);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (155, 225, 'District of Columbia pedestrians who leap over passing autos to escape
injury, and then strike the car as they come down, are liable for any
damage inflicted on the vehicle.', 1355063171);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (818, 'slackening', '9.5-6', 14, 1354874107, 288, 173);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (818, 228, 'Be self-reliant and your success is assured.', 1355014194);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (818, 92, '"We learn from history that we learn nothing from history."
-- George Bernard Shaw', 1354931436);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (818, 118, 'The young lady had an unusual list,
Linked in part to a structural weakness.
She set no preconditions.', 1355020988);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (364, 'shunting', '0.18-7', 7, 1354874107, 46, 189);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (364, 100, 'All life evolves by the differential survival of replicating entities.
		-- Dawkins', 1354899161);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (364, 132, 'Usage: fortune -P [] -a [xsz] [Q: [file]] [rKe9] -v6[+] dataspec ... inputdir', 1355118384);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (364, 205, '<Palisade> knght, sheesh, are you pasting my words out of context in
           #debian or something?
<Palisade> ;)
<Knghtbrd> no, but I probably should be  ;>
<Palisade> doh!', 1354918791);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (805, 50, 'A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.', 1354911915);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (226, 'blaspheme', '6.17-2', 11, 1354874107, 223, 101);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (226, 229, '"By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began
to suspect "Hungry."
-- a Larson cartoon', 1355027252);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (226, 205, 'Chef, n.:
	Any cook who swears in French.', 1355085441);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (485, 'bunking', '0.19.9-7', 12, 1354874108, 259, 269);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (485, 240, 'Q:	Wheres the Lone Ranger take his garbage?
A:	To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump!

Q:	Whats the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant hill?
A:	Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant...', 1354978219);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (34, 'pythons', '8.15-5', 7, 1354874108, 274, 80);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (34, 77, 'The real purpose of books is to trap the mind into doing its own thinking.
		-- Christopher Morley', 1354998119);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (34, 278, 'Gates Law: Every 18 months, the speed of software halves.', 1354989394);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (34, 162, 'I want to be the white mans brother, not his brother-in-law.
		-- Martin Luther King, Jr.', 1355015838);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (34, 289, 'The price of success in philosophy is triviality.
		-- C. Glymour.', 1354918211);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (19, 'staled', '3.9-5', 16, 1354874108, 19, 131);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (19, 70, '"Absolutely nothing should be concluded from these figures except that
no conclusion can be drawn from them."
(By Joseph L. Brothers, Linux/PowerPC Project)', 1354935231);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (19, 295, 'Unseen University had never admitted women, muttering something about
problems with the plumbing, but the real reason was an unspoken dread that
if women were allowed to mess around with magic they would probably be
embarrassingly good at it ...
		-- Terry Pratchett, "The Light Fantastic"', 1354876371);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (19, 52, 'Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do.
Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.
		-- Mark Twain', 1355005880);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (19, 288, 'Life is a game.  Money is how we keep score.
-- Ted Turner', 1355114362);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (67, 'hammered', '0.1-9', 15, 1354874108, 54, 124);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (67, 264, 'QOTD:
	"Of course its the murder weapon.  Who would frame someone with
	a fake?"', 1355043406);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (67, 154, '<xtifr> Athena Desktop Environment!  In your hearts, you *know* its the
        right choice! :)
* Knghtbrd THWAPS xtifr', 1354904945);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (499, 'overhear', '1.18.21-3', 10, 1354874108, 184, 51);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (499, 243, 'Have a nice diurnal anomaly.', 1355004105);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (499, 210, 'Nothing ever becomes real until it is experienced.
- John Keats', 1355095584);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (499, 55, '	The judge fined the jaywalker fifty dollars and told him if he was
caught again, he would be thrown in jail.  Fine today, cooler tomorrow.', 1355053240);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (334, 'mnemonic', '2.12.50-6', 9, 1354874108, 84, 245);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (334, 10, 'We are MicroSoft.  You will be assimilated.  Resistance is futile.
	-- Attributed to B.G., Gill Bates', 1354961759);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (334, 78, 'Put a rogue in the limelight and he will act like an honest man.
		-- Napoleon Bonaparte, "Maxims"', 1355074703);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (732, 'hannibals', '8.7.73-10', 3, 1354874108, 135, 280);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (732, 159, 'I would rather spend 10 hours reading someone elses source code than 10
minutes listening to Musak waiting for technical support which isnt.
        -- Dr. Greg Wettstein, Roger Maris Cancer Center', 1355101949);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (732, 250, 'Show me a good loser in professional sports and Ill show you an idiot.
Show me a good sportsman and Ill show you a player Im looking to trade.
		-- Leo Durocher', 1354932367);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (197, 'congolese', '0.1.25-4', 3, 1354874108, 48, 236);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (197, 172, '"Ill carry your books, Ill carry a tune, Ill carry on, carry over,
carry forward, Cary Grant, cash & carry, Carry Me Back To Old Virginia,
Ill even Hara Kari if you show me how, but I will *not* carry a gun."
		-- Hawkeye, M*A*S*H', 1355081014);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (197, 216, '"We dont have to protect the environment -- the Second Coming is at hand."
-- James Watt', 1355067094);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (197, 211, 'Practically perfect people never permit sentiment to muddle their thinking.
		-- Mary Poppins', 1354884801);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (197, 162, 'You will be recognized and honored as a community leader.', 1355110077);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (8, 'leeway', '3.13-10', 15, 1354874108, 269, NULL);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (8, 171, 'Has everybody got HALVAH spread all over their ANKLES?? ...  Now, its
time to "HAVE A NAGEELA"!!', 1354910178);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (848, 'meticulous', '3.9.72-5', 5, 1354874108, 203, 65);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (848, 197, '...you might as well skip the Xmas celebration completely, and instead
sit in front of your linux computer playing with the all-new-and-improved 
linux kernel version.
	-- Linus Torvalds', 1355098944);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (848, 105, 'All men know the utility of useful things;
but they do not know the utility of futility.
		-- Chuang-tzu', 1355047104);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (419, 'putzes', '3.1.0-7', 6, 1354874108, 81, 46);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (419, 7, '"Hi, Im Preston A. Mantis, president of Consumers Retail Law Outlet. As you
can see by my suit and the fact that I have all these books of equal height
on the shelves behind me, I am a trained legal attorney. Do you have a car
or a job?  Do you ever walk around?  If so, you probably have the makings of
an excellent legal case.  Although of course every case is different, I
would definitely say that based on my experience and training, theres no
reason why you shouldnt come out of this thing with at least a cabin
cruiser.

"Remember, at the Preston A. Mantis Consumers Retail Law Outlet, our motto
is: It is very difficult to disprove certain kinds of pain."
		-- Dave Barry, "Pain and Suffering"', 1355088356);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (419, 80, 'Fascinating is a word I use for the unexpected.
		-- Spock, "The Squire of Gothos", stardate 2124.5', 1354953449);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (419, 99, 'QOTD:
	"I aint broke, but Im badly bent."', 1355088408);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (422, 'bloomingdale', '2.9-7', 14, 1354874108, 138, 209);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (422, 67, '	"Well, its garish, ugly, and derelicts have used it for a toilet.
The rides are dilapidated to the point of being lethal, and could easily
maim or kill innocent little children."
	"Oh, so you dont like it?"
	"Dont like it?  Im CRAZY for it."
		-- The Killing Joke', 1354991772);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (745, 'grosss', '1.12-9', 6, 1354874108, 225, 143);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (745, 304, '"Calling J-Man Kink.  Calling J-Man Kink.  Hash missile sighted, target
Los Angeles.  Disregard personal feelings about city and intercept."
-- The Firesign Theatre movie, _J-Men Forever_', 1354973620);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (745, 43, 'People who understand context would be steamed to have someone else
dictating how they can call it.
             -- Larry Wall in <199710221710.KAA24242@wall.org>', 1354876977);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (745, 86, 'QOTD:
	"Ive just learned about his illness.  Lets hope its nothing
	trivial."', 1354961450);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (745, 136, 'Please stand for the National Anthem:

	O Canada
	Our home and native land
	True patriot love
	In all thy sons command
	With glowing hearts we see thee rise
	The true north strong and free
	From far and wide, O Canada
	We stand on guard for thee
	God keep our land glorious and free
	O Canada we stand on guard for thee
	O Canada we stand on guard for thee

Thank you.  You may resume your seat.', 1354994686);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (773, 'althea', '1.0-4', 11, 1354874108, 38, 294);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (773, 237, '"You have been in Afghanistan, I perceive."
		-- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, "A Study in Scarlet"', 1355101203);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (773, 195, 'I drink to make other people interesting.
		-- George Jean Nathan', 1355096453);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (773, 109, 'The typical page layout program is nothing more than an electronic
light table for cutting and pasting documents.', 1354917956);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (423, 'flouncier', '1.0.15-6', 11, 1354874108, 58, 57);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (423, 121, 'Animals can be driven crazy by putting too many in too small a pen.
Homo sapiens is the only animal that voluntarily does this to himself.
		-- Lazarus Long', 1354981553);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (423, 276, 'Famous last words:', 1355058418);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (423, 294, 'Theres no such thing as a free lunch.
		-- Milton Friendman', 1355098325);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (244, 'reckonings', '4.12-5', 14, 1354874109, 130, 117);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (244, 296, 'Truthful, adj.:
	Dumb and illiterate.
		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devils Dictionary"', 1354920490);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (244, 287, 'A penny saved has not been spent.', 1354928996);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (244, 232, 'It seems that more and more mathematicians are using a new, high level
language named "research student".', 1355007326);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (244, 47, 'Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive.', 1354987626);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (472, 'srivijaya', '1.16.83-2', 10, 1354874109, 247, 110);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (472, 271, 'Overall, the philosophy is to attack the availability problem from two
complementary directions:  to reduce the number of software errors through
rigorous testing of running systems, and to reduce the effect of the remaining
errors by providing for recovery from them.  An interesting footnote to this
design is that now a system failure can usually be considered to be the
result of two program errors:  the first, in the program that started the
problem; the second, in the recovery routine that could not protect the
system.
		-- A.L. Scherr, "Functional Structure of IBM Virtual Storage
		   Operating Systems, Part II: OS/VS-2 Concepts and
		   Philosophies," IBM Systems Journal, Vol. 12, No. 4.', 1355058300);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (472, 172, 'Must I hold a candle to my shames?
		-- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"', 1355043581);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (59, 'etymologist', '8.14.88-1', 16, 1354874109, 187, 117);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (59, 193, 'Who loves not wisely but too well
Will look on Helens face in hell,
But he whose love is thin and wise
Will view John Knox in Paradise.
		-- Dorothy Parker', 1354959045);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (123, 'shoestrings', '2.5-5', 10, 1354874109, 95, 201);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (123, 195, 'If Patrick Henry thought that taxation without representation was bad,
he should see how bad it is with representation.', 1354889690);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (123, 233, 'Women give to men the very gold of their lives.  Possibly; but they
invariably want it back in such very small change.
		-- Oscar Wilde', 1354985414);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (123, 81, 'Silence is the only virtue you have left.', 1355095142);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (123, 21, 'I value kindness to human beings first of all, and kindness to animals.  I
dont respect the law; I have a total irreverence for anything connected
with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger,
the food cheaper, and old men and women warmer in the winter, and happier
in the summer.
		-- Brendan Behan', 1355063820);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (224, 'remonstrates', '6.12.32-5', 8, 1354874109, 97, 251);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (224, 105, 'If anyone has seen my dog, please contact me at x2883 as soon as possible.
Were offering a substantial reward.  Hes a sable collie, with three legs,
blind in his left eye, is missing part of his right ear and the tip of his
tail.  Hes been recently fixed.  Answers to "Lucky".', 1354967164);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (224, 156, 'You have a deep interest in all that is artistic.', 1355003772);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (224, 150, 'In Africa some of the native tribes have a custom of beating the ground
with clubs and uttering spine chilling cries.  Anthropologists call
this a form of primitive self-expression.  In America we call it golf.', 1354917269);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (224, 96, 'When I drink, *everybody* drinks!" a man shouted to the assembled bar patrons.
A loud general cheer went up.  After downing his whiskey, he hopped onto a
barstool and shouted "When I take another drink, *everybody* takes another
drink!"  The announcement produced another cheer and another round of drinks.
	As soon as he had downed his second drink, the fellow hopped back
onto the stool.  "And when I pay," he bellowed, slapping five dollars onto
the bar, "*everybody* pays!"', 1354969346);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (112, 'joviality', '0.14.17-9', 9, 1354874109, 65, 64);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (112, 221, '* JHM wonders what Joey did to earn "Id just like to say, for the record,
  that Joey rules."
	-- Seen on #Debian', 1355110091);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (112, 62, '"Dont try to outweird me, three-eyes.  I get stranger things than you free
with my breakfast cereal."
- Zaphod Beeblebrox in "Hithikers Guide to the Galaxy"', 1354934029);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (112, 275, 'Confession is good for the soul, but bad for the career.', 1355108234);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (112, 195, 'Q:	How many gradual (sorry, thats supposed to be "graduate") students
	does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:	"Im afraid we dont know, but make my stipend tax-free, give my
	advisor a $30,000 grant of the taxpayers money, and Im sure he
	can tell me how to do the shit work for him so he can take the
	credit for answering this incredibly vital question."', 1355029762);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (511, 'subbranchs', '0.3-9', 13, 1354874109, 114, 289);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (511, 262, 'Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.', 1355038186);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (511, 64, 'For perfect happiness, remember two things:
	(1) Be content with what youve got.
	(2) Be sure youve got plenty.', 1354893034);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (511, 168, 'Shah, shah!  Ayatollah you so!', 1355020116);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (264, 'pericardia', '4.4.11-9', 15, 1354874109, 46, 201);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (264, 247, '"A car is just a big purse on wheels."
-- Johanna Reynolds', 1355101132);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (264, 219, 'The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference
between a mermaid and a seal.
		-- Mark Twain', 1355013925);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (264, 39, '	A Scotsman was strolling across High Street one day wearing his kilt.
As he neared the far curb, he noticed two young blondes in a red convertible
eyeing him and giggling.  One of them called out, "Hey, Scotty!  Whats worn
under the kilt?"
	He strolled over to the side of the car and asked, "Ach, lass, are you
SURE you want to know?"  Somewhat nervously, the blonde replied yes, she did
really want to know.
	The Scotsman leaned closer and confided, "Why, lass, nothings worn
under the kilt, everythings in perfect workin order!"', 1354894497);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (264, 127, 'An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.', 1355116059);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (182, 'apron', '8.10.67-8', 5, 1354874109, 195, 236);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (182, 189, 'Im RELIGIOUS!!  I love a man with a HAIRPIECE!!  Equip me with MISSILES!!', 1355049360);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (182, 129, '"The biggest problem facing software engineering is the one it will 
 never solve - politics." 
 -- Gavin Baker, ca 1996, An unusually cynical moment inspired by working on a large
    project beseiged by politics', 1354926617);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (246, 'andersen', '4.11.69-4', 7, 1354874109, 304, 275);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (246, 37, 'enhance, v.:
	To tamper with an image, usually to its detriment.', 1354964835);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (246, 30, 'I see where we are starting to pay some attention to our neigbors to
the south.  We could never understand why Mexico wasnt just crazy about
us; for we have always had their good will, and oil and minerals, at heart.
		-- The Best of Will Rogers', 1355020138);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (262, 'masterpieces', '3.16-10', 5, 1354874109, 283, 148);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (262, 54, 'According to all the latest reports, there was no truth in any of the
earlier reports.', 1354951437);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (262, 166, '"If you lived today as if it were your last, youd buy up a box of rockets and 
fire them all off, wouldnt you?"
-- Garrison Keillor', 1354920675);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (262, 197, '3rd Law of Computing:
	Anything that can go wr
fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped', 1355031872);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (86, 'voyeurs', '0.9.27-1', 16, 1354874109, 28, 269);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (86, 193, '<JHM> Being overloaded is the sign of a true Debian maintainer.', 1354882767);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (86, 172, 'Actresses will happen in the best regulated families.
		-- Addison Mizner and Oliver Herford, "The Entirely
		New Cynics Calendar", 1905', 1354891544);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (86, 265, 'For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.', 1355074624);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (797, 'frunze', '6.10-6', 8, 1354874109, 273, 200);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (797, 100, 'Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success.
		-- Christopher Lascl', 1355122530);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (797, 16, 'As long as there are ill-defined goals, bizarre bugs, and unrealistic 
schedules, there will be Real Programmers willing to jump in and Solve 
The Problem, saving the documentation for later.', 1355131471);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (797, 196, 'Microsoft DNS service terminates abnormally when it recieves a response
to a DNS query that was never made.  Fix Information: Run your DNS
service on a different platform.
	-- bugtraq', 1354992078);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (768, 'punics', '0.19.84-10', 4, 1354874109, 176, NULL);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (768, 301, 'Twenty two thousand days.
Twenty two thousand days.
Its not a lot.
Its all youve got.
Twenty two thousand days.
		-- Moody Blues, "Twenty Two Thousand Days"', 1354875674);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (768, 18, '"Violence accomplishes nothing."  What a contemptible lie!  Raw, naked
violence has settled more issues throughout history than any other method
ever employed.  Perhaps the city fathers of Carthage could debate the
issue, with Hitler and Alexander as judges?', 1355085926);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (768, 298, '"Your attitude determines your attitude."
-- Zig Ziglar, self-improvement doofus', 1355053249);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (373, 'jimmy', '4.19.89-1', 10, 1354874110, 112, 74);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (373, 206, 'Aldens Laws:
	(1)  Giving away baby clothes and furniture is the major cause
	     of pregnancy.
	(2)  Always be backlit.
	(3)  Sit down whenever possible.', 1354906252);
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noted exceptions: being struck by lightning, or worse, your *computer*
being struck by lightning."
(By Matt Welsh)', 1354975644);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (565, 141, '"Creation science" has not entered the curriculum for a reason so simple
and so basic that we often forget to mention it: because it is false, and
because good teachers understand exactly why it is false.  What could be
more destructive of that most fragile yet most precious commodity in our
entire intellectualy heritage -- good teaching -- than a bill forcing
honorable teachers to sully their sacred trust by granting equal treatment
to a doctrine not only known to be false, but calculated to undermine any
general understanding of science as an enterprise?
-- Stephen Jay Gould, "The Skeptical Inquirer", Vol. 12, page 186', 1355053394);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (565, 186, 'You can take all the impact that science considerations have on funding
decisions at NASA, put them in the navel of a flea, and have room left
over for a caraway seed and Tony Calios heart.
		-- F. Allen', 1354960156);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (66, 181, 'I demand IMPUNITY!', 1354969724);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (66, 269, '"I dont believe in sweeping social change being manifested by one person, 
unless he has an atomic weapon."
-- Howard Chaykin', 1355011123);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (66, 137, 'The Roman Rule:
	The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the
	one who is doing it.', 1355129059);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (66, 6, 'Please remain calm, its no use both of us being hysterical at the same time.', 1355029514);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (204, 179, 'True to our past we work with an inherited, observed, and accepted vision of
personal futility, and of the beauty of the world.
		-- David Mamet', 1354997060);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (631, 225, '"I go on working for the same reason a hen goes on laying eggs."
- H. L. Mencken', 1354966448);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (196, 231, 'I just ate a whole package of Sweet Tarts and a can of Coke. I think I saw God.
		-- B. Hathrume Duk', 1354978485);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (196, 185, 'ASHes to ASHes, DOS to DOS.', 1355012222);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (525, 110, 'ANN JILLIANS HAIR makes LONI ANDERSONS HAIR look like RICARDO
MONTALBANS HAIR!', 1354979168);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (678, 138, 'Who does not love wine, women, and song,
Remains a fool his whole life long.
		-- Johann Heinrich Voss', 1355119802);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (678, 117, '* JHM wonders what Joey did to earn "Id just like to say, for the record,
  that Joey rules."
	-- Seen on #Debian', 1355039190);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (337, 181, '"Seed me, Seymour"
-- a random number generator meets the big green mother from outer space', 1355099944);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (337, 168, 'SHHHH!!  I hear SIX TATTOOED TRUCK-DRIVERS tossing ENGINE BLOCKS into
empty OIL DRUMS ...', 1355132517);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (337, 278, 'The rule on staying alive as a forecaster is to give em a number or
give em a date, but never give em both at once.
		-- Jane Bryant Quinn', 1354912996);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (337, 59, '"... all the good computer designs are bootlegged; the formally planned
products, if they are built at all, are dogs!"
		-- David E. Lundstrom, "A Few Good Men From Univac",
		   MIT Press, 1987', 1355056182);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (816, 229, 'does your DRESSING ROOM have enough ASPARAGUS?', 1354942328);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (816, 21, 'A businessman is a hybrid of a dancer and a calculator.
		-- Paul Valery', 1354977304);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (816, 114, 'Chaos is King and Magic is loose in the world.', 1355067299);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (845, 159, 'Glibs Fourth Law of Unreliability:
	Investment in reliability will increase until it exceeds the
	probable cost of errors, or until someone insists on getting
	some useful work done.', 1355016800);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (845, 275, 'The trouble is, there is an endless supply of White Men, but there has
always been a limited number of Human Beings.
		-- Little Big Man', 1355119960);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (352, 'undersecretaries', '9.0-6', 16, 1354874110, 56, 175);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (352, 198, 'The idea of man leaving this earth and flying to another celestial body and
landing there and stepping out and walking over that body has a fascination
and a driving force that can get the country to a level of energy, ambition,
and will that I do not see in any other undertaking.  I think if we are
honest with ourselves, we must admit that we needed that impetus extremely
strongly.  I sincerely believe that the space program, with its manned
landing on the moon, if wisely executed, will become the spearhead for a
broad front of courageous and energetic activities in all the fields of
endeavour of the human mind - activities which could not be carried out 
except in a mental climate of ambition and confidence which such a spearhead
can give.
- Dr. Martin Schwarzschild, 1962, in "The History of Manned Space Flight"', 1354951834);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (352, 172, '  Why dont you pair `em up in threes? -Yogi Berra', 1354899983);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (315, 196, 'We were young and our happiness dazzled us with its strength.  But there was
also a terrible betrayal that lay within me like a Merle Haggard song at a
French restaurant. [...]
	I could not tell the girl about the woman of the tollway, of her milk
white BMW and her Jordache smile.  There had been a fight.  I had punched her
boyfriend, who fought the mechanical bulls.  Everyone told him, "You ride the
bull, senor.  You do not fight it."  But he was lean and tough like a bad
rib-eye and he fought the bull.  And then he fought me.  And when we finished
there were no winners, just men doing what men must do. [...]
	"Stop the car," the girl said.
	There was a look of terrible sadness in her eyes.  She knew about the
woman of the tollway.  I knew not how.  I started to speak, but she raised an
arm and spoke with a quiet and peace I will never forget.
	"I do not ask for whoms the tollway belle," she said, "the tollway
belles for thee."
	The next morning our youth was a memory, and our happiness was a lie.
Life is like a bad margarita with good tequila, I thought as I poured whiskey
onto my granola and faced a new day.
		-- Peter Applebome, International Imitation Hemingway
		   Competition', 1354992325);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (315, 257, 'If you give a man enough rope, hell claim hes tied up at the office.', 1354937180);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (315, 266, '<raptor> Adamel, i think the code you fixed of mine didnt work
<raptor> i must not have commited the working code
<Knghtbrd> raptor: like its the first time THAT has ever happened  =p', 1354955126);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (315, 154, '	In the east there is a shark which is larger than all other fish.  It
changes into a bird whose winds are like clouds filling the sky.  When this
bird moves across the land, it brings a message from Corporate Headquarters.
This message it drops into the midst of the programmers, like a seagull
making its mark upon the beach.  Then the bird mounts on the wind and, with
the blue sky at its back, returns home.
	The novice programmer stares in wonder at the bird, for he understands
it not.  The average programmer dreads the coming of the bird, for he fears
its message.  The master programmer continues to work at his terminal, for he
does not know that the bird has come and gone.
		-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"', 1354919563);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (624, 93, 'Give me chastity and continence, but not just now.
		-- St. Augustine', 1355102473);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (624, 90, 'I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything else in
the world is fixed.
		-- Frank Deford, sports writer', 1354960968);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (763, 78, 'People in general do not willingly read if they have anything else to
amuse them.
		-- S. Johnson', 1354937029);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (177, 256, 'If science were explained to the average person in a way that is accessible
and exciting, there would be no room for pseudoscience.  But there is a kind
of Greshams Law by which in popular culture the bad science drives out the
good.  And for this I think we have to blame, first, the scientific community
ourselves for not doing a better job of popularizing science, and second, the
media, which are in this respect almost uniformly dreadful.  Every newspaper
in America has a daily astrology column.  How many have even a weekly
astronomy column?  And I believe it is also the fault of the educational
system.  We do not teach how to think.  This is a very serious failure that
may even, in a world rigged with 60,000 nuclear weapons, compromise the human
future.
- Carl Sagan, The Burden Of Skepticism, The Skeptical Inquirer, Vol. 12, Fall 87', 1354980976);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (177, 139, '  Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man
  can never learn anything from history. -George Bernard Shaw', 1355091495);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (177, 219, 'Lees Law:
	Mother said there would be days like this,
	but she never said that thered be so many!', 1354894464);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (517, 41, 'You will be run over by a bus.', 1354983674);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (517, 25, 'Since I hurt my pendulum
My life is all erratic.
My parrot who was cordial
Is now transmitting static.
The carpet died, a palm collapsed,
The cat keeps doing poo.
The only thing that keeps me sane
Is talking to my shoe.
		-- My Shoe', 1354929264);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (517, 94, 'You shall judge of a man by his foes as well as by his friends.
		-- Joseph Conrad', 1354929608);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (517, 304, 'The heart has its reasons which reason knows nothing of.
		-- Blaise Pascal', 1355082989);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (11, 293, '+#if defined(__alpha__) && defined(CONFIG_PCI)
+       /*
+        * The meaning of life, the universe, and everything. Plus
+        * this makes the year come out right.
+        */
+       year -= 42;
+#endif
	-- From the patch for 1.3.2: (kernel/time.c), submitted by Marcus Meissner', 1354917585);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (11, 283, 'We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
		-- Oscar Wilde', 1354926651);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (11, 210, 'Some people have a great ambition: to build something
that will last, at least until theyve finished building it.', 1354955377);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (176, 219, '"Computer literacy is a contact with the activity of computing deep enough to
make the computational equivalent of reading and writing fluent and enjoyable.
As in all the arts, a romance with the material must be well under way.  If
we value the lifelong learning of arts and letters as a springboard for
personal and societal growth, should any less effort be spent to make computing
a part of our lives?"
-- Alan Kay, "Computer Software", Scientific American, September 1984', 1354926759);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (176, 287, 'This unit... must... survive.', 1355119398);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (176, 124, 'HUGH BEAUMONT died in 1982!!', 1354896320);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (176, 87, '> : Any porters out there should feel happier knowing that DEC is shipping
> : me an AlphaPC that I intend to try getting linux running on: this will
> : definitely help flush out some of the most flagrant unportable stuff.
> : The Alpha is much more different from the i386 than the 68k stuff is, so
> : its likely to get most of the stuff fixed.
>
> Its posts like this that almost convince us non-believers that there
> really is a god.
(A follow-up by alovell@kerberos.demon.co.uk, Anthony Lovell, to Linuss
remarks about porting)', 1355084546);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (602, 73, 'Ive touchd the highest point of all my greatness;
And from that full meridian of my glory
I haste now to my setting.  I shall fall,
Like a bright exhalation in the evening
And no man see me more.
		-- Shakespeare', 1355083088);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (602, 186, '  Referring to a book: I read part of it all the way through.
  -Samuel Goldwyn', 1355012750);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (700, 'supporting', '7.11.46-9', 12, 1354874111, 19, 29);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (700, 108, 'In the realm of scientific observation, luck is granted only to those who are
prepared.
- Louis Pasteur', 1354990739);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (700, 105, 'The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive.', 1355069756);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (700, 304, '"A horrible little boy came up to me and said, `You know in your book
The Martian Chronicles?  I said, `Yes?  He said, `You know where you
talk about Deimos rising in the East?  I said, `Yes?  He said `No.
-- So I hit him."
		-- attributed to Ray Bradbury', 1354926566);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (400, 'purloins', '1.10.71-10', 3, 1354874111, 106, 172);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (400, 59, '"Our attitude with TCP/IP is, `Hey, well do it, but dont make a big
system, because we cant fix it if it breaks -- nobody can."

"TCP/IP is OK if youve got a little informal club, and it doesnt make
any difference if it takes a while to fix it."
		-- Ken Olson, in Digital News, 1988', 1355046683);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (860, 'disasters', '9.12-3', 16, 1354874111, 291, 232);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (860, 92, 'You have not converted a man because you have silenced him.
		-- John Viscount Morley', 1354909769);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (860, 198, 'Beam me up, Scotty!', 1355017290);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (860, 233, '	In the east there is a shark which is larger than all other fish.  It
changes into a bird whose winds are like clouds filling the sky.  When this
bird moves across the land, it brings a message from Corporate Headquarters.
This message it drops into the midst of the programmers, like a seagull
making its mark upon the beach.  Then the bird mounts on the wind and, with
the blue sky at its back, returns home.
	The novice programmer stares in wonder at the bird, for he understands
it not.  The average programmer dreads the coming of the bird, for he fears
its message.  The master programmer continues to work at his terminal, for he
does not know that the bird has come and gone.
		-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"', 1355123149);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (860, 243, 'If I promised you the moon and the stars, would you believe it?
		-- Alan Parsons Project', 1354923224);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (578, 'wrangles', '3.7.75-2', 12, 1354874111, 247, 85);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (578, 152, 'Committee, n.:
	A group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group
	decide that nothing can be done.
		-- Fred Allen', 1355112589);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (578, 67, 'Americas best buy for a quarter is a telephone call to the right person.', 1354917787);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (578, 131, 'NANCY!!  Why is everything RED?!', 1355090840);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (208, 'pilchards', '6.4.21-1', 6, 1354874111, 141, 113);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (208, 33, 'Lord, what fools these mortals be!
		-- William Shakespeare, "A Midsummer-Nights Dream"', 1355117993);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (208, 30, 'The easiest way to figure the cost of living is to take your income and
add ten percent.', 1354933883);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (208, 212, 'Liar, n.:
	A lawyer with a roving commission.
		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devils Dictionary"', 1355053494);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (208, 118, 'What publishers are looking for these days isnt radical feminism.  Its
corporate feminism -- a brand of feminism designed to sell books and
magazines, three-piece suits, airline tickets, Scotch, cigarettes and,
most important, corporate Americas message, which runs: Yes, women were
discriminated against in the past, but that unfortunate mistake has been
remedied; now every woman can attain wealth, prestige and power by dint
of individual rather than collective effort.
		-- Susan Gordon', 1355133158);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (291, 138, 'Every program has at least one bug and can be shortened by at least one
instruction -- from which, by induction, one can deduce that every
program can be reduced to one instruction which doesnt work.', 1355070923);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (291, 95, 'A man in love is incomplete until he is married.  Then he is finished.
		-- Zsa Zsa Gabor, "Newsweek"', 1355076862);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (291, 78, 'Obviously your filters are throwing away mail from Randal.  :-)
             -- Larry Wall in <199710221937.MAA25131@wall.org>', 1355038473);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (291, 57, 'Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
of nothing.
		-- Redd Foxx', 1354925855);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (99, 'libras', '8.9.37-6', 8, 1354874111, 98, 80);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (99, 265, '  Monotheism is a gift from the gods.', 1355062754);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (99, 223, 'Obviously your filters are throwing away mail from Randal.  :-)
             -- Larry Wall in <199710221937.MAA25131@wall.org>', 1354986939);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (99, 7, 'FORTUNES FUN FACTS TO KNOW AND TELL:		#44
	Zebras are colored with dark stripes on a light background.', 1355117981);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (99, 9, 'Mary Tyler Moores SEVENTH HUSBAND is wearing my DACRON TANK TOP in a
cheap hotel in HONOLULU!', 1354947351);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (186, 50, 'I used to think I was indecisive, but now Im not so sure.', 1354955427);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (186, 269, 'We can found no scientific discipline, nor a healthy profession on the
technical mistakes of the Department of Defense and IBM.
		-- Edsger Dijkstra', 1355078892);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (186, 259, 'A day without sunshine is like a day without orange juice.', 1355053945);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (186, 245, 'A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep
him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those that are
worth committing.
		-- Samuel Butler', 1355092277);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (339, 'ping', '6.7-10', 8, 1354874111, 119, 142);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (339, 127, 'The advantage of being celibate is that when one sees a pretty girl one
does not need to grieve over having an ugly one back home.
		-- Paul Leautaud, "Propos dun jour"', 1355116316);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (339, 53, '"I DO want your money, because god wants your money!"
-- The Reverend Jimmy, from _Repo_Man_', 1354997078);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (106, 'youngs', '9.15.81-2', 13, 1354874112, 11, 57);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (106, 300, '$you = new YOU;
honk() if $you->love(perl)
        -- Seen on Slashdot', 1355054652);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (106, 258, 'Never trust an operating system you dont have sources for. ;-)
	-- Unknown source', 1355008314);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (531, 'lotties', '6.6.40-8', 13, 1354874112, 134, 101);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (531, 209, 'Petersons Rules:
	(1) Trucks that overturn on freeways are filled with something sticky.
	(2) No cute baby in a carriage is ever a girl when called one.
	(3) Things that tick are not always clocks.
	(4) Suicide only works when youre bluffing.', 1354880341);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (531, 72, '"...all the good computer designs are bootlegged; the formally planned products,
if they are built at all, are dogs!"
-- David E. Lundstrom, "A Few Good Men From Univac", MIT Press, 1987', 1354910958);
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are chosen correctly.', 1354986461);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (772, 197, '"Problem solving under linux has never been the circus that it is under
AIX."
(By Pete Ehlke in comp.unix.aix)', 1355037971);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (772, 205, 'Ive looked at the listing, and its right!
		-- Joel Halpern', 1354906933);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (772, 44, 'This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but to be hurled with great force.
		-- Dorothy Parker', 1355022167);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (802, 75, 'The temperature of Heaven can be rather accurately computed from available
data.  Our authority is Isaiah 30:26, "Moreover, the light of the Moon
shall be as the light of the Sun and the light of the Sun shall be sevenfold,
as the light of seven days."  Thus Heaven receives from the Moon as much
radiation as we do from the Sun, and in addition seven times seven (49) times
as much as the Earth does from the Sun, or fifty times in all.  The light we
receive from the Moon is one ten-thousandth of the light we receive from the
Sun, so we can ignore that.  With these data we can compute the temperature
of Heaven.  The radiation falling on Heaven will heat it to the point where
the heat lost by radiation is just equal to the heat received by radiation,
i.e., Heaven loses fifty times as much heat as the Earth by radiation.  Using
the Stefan-Boltzmann law for radiation, (H/E)^4 = 50, where E is the absolute
temperature of the earth (~300K), gives H as 798K (525C).  The exact
temperature of Hell cannot be computed, but it must be less than 444.6C, the
temperature at which brimstone or sulphur changes from a liquid to a gas.
Revelations 21:8 says "But the fearful, and unbelieving ... shall have their
part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone."  A lake of molten
brimstone means that its temperature must be at or below the boiling point,
or 444.6C  (Above this point it would be a vapor, not a lake.)  We have,
then, that Heaven, at 525C is hotter than Hell at 445C.
		-- "Applied Optics", vol. 11, A14, 1972', 1355067513);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (436, 18, 'Oh, Ive seen copies [of Linux Journal] around the terminal room at The Labs.
	-- Dennis Ritchie', 1355096439);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (876, 138, 'Have a nice diurnal anomaly.', 1354951940);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (229, 221, 'The two party system ... is a triumph of the dialectic.  It showed that
two could be one and one could be two and had probably been fabricated
by Hegel for the American market on a subcontract from General Dynamics.
		-- I.F. Stone', 1354956578);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (650, 'cancans', '0.3-6', 14, 1354874112, 167, 166);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (650, 100, 'Shannons Observation:
	Nothing is so frustrating as a bad situation that is beginning to
	improve.', 1354883628);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (806, 'nutshells', '4.1.8-9', 9, 1354874112, 88, 110);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (806, 157, 'The misnaming of fields of study is so common as to lead to what might be
general systems laws.  For example, Frank Harary once suggested the law that
any field that had the word "science" in its name was guaranteed thereby
not to be a science.  He would cite as examples Military Science, Library
Science, Political Science, Homemaking Science, Social Science, and Computer
Science.  Discuss the generality of this law, and possible reasons for its
predictive power.
		-- Gerald Weinberg, "An Introduction to General Systems
		   Thinking"', 1354891508);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (806, 63, 'APL is a natural extension of assembler language programming;
...and is best for educational purposes.
		-- A. Perlis', 1355094391);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (806, 278, 'If researchers wrote nursery rhymes...

Little Miss Muffet sat on her gluteal region,
Eating components of soured milk.
On at least one occasion,
	along came an arachnid and sat down beside her,
Or at least in her vicinity,
And caused her to feel an overwhelming, but not paralyzing, fear,
Which motivated the patient to leave the area rather quickly.
		-- Ann Melugin Williams', 1355001830);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (806, 182, 'I call them as I see them.  If I cant see them, I make them up.
		-- Biff Barf', 1354901146);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (431, 'existed', '3.17-7', 7, 1354874112, 139, 33);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (431, 107, 'Never test for an error condition you dont know how to handle.
		-- Steinbach', 1355132067);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (431, 144, '"Come on over here, baby, I want to do a thing with you."
- A Cop, arresting a non-groovy person after the revolution, Firesign Theater', 1354944462);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (308, 'trousers', '1.17.99-4', 9, 1354874112, 60, NULL);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (308, 78, 'Did YOU find a DIGITAL WATCH in YOUR box of VELVEETA?', 1354972229);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (308, 259, 'A man of genius makes no mistakes.
His errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery.
		-- James Joyce, "Ulysses"', 1355036081);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (856, 'gleasons', '0.10.36-6', 11, 1354874112, 45, 33);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (856, 250, 'The bay-trees in our country are all witherd
And meteors fright the fixed stars of heaven;
The pale-faced moon looks bloody on the earth
And lean-lookd prophets whisper fearful change.
These signs forerun the death or fall of kings.
		-- Wm. Shakespeare, "Richard II"', 1354934166);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (856, 124, 'Depends on how you define "always".  :-)
             -- Larry Wall in <199710211647.JAA17957@wall.org>', 1355107176);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (856, 96, 'How many Zen Buddhist does it take to change a light bulb?

Two.  One to change it and one not to change it.', 1355092412);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (871, 'detours', '9.7-10', 11, 1354874112, 286, 275);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (871, 45, 'Footnotes are for things you believe dont really belong in LDP manuals,
but want to include anyway.
	-- Joel N. Weber II discussing the make chapter of LPG', 1354962282);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (871, 67, 'Worst Response To A Crisis, 1985:
	From a readers Q and A column in TV GUIDE: "If we get involved
	in a nuclear war, would the electromagnetic pulses from exploding bombs
	damage my videotapes?"', 1354898149);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (871, 258, 'Chamberlains Laws:
	(1) The big guys always win.
	(2) Everything tastes more or less like chicken.', 1355088079);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (257, 'squinted', '7.3-6', 1, 1354874112, 92, 223);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (257, 157, 'If only you knew she loved you, you could face the uncertainty of
whether you love her.', 1354981619);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (257, 118, 'Its hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa.
		-- Groucho Marx', 1355002830);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (257, 135, 'College:
	The fountains of knowledge, where everyone goes to drink.', 1354983510);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (257, 301, 'Time washes clean
Loves wounds unseen.
Thats what someone told me;
But I dont know what it means.
		-- Linda Ronstadt, "Long Long Time"', 1354922805);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (683, 'titlist', '0.17.59-5', 16, 1354874112, 208, 132);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (683, 165, 'Do you suffer painful elimination?
		-- Don Knuth, "Structured Programming with Gotos"

Do you suffer painful recrimination?
		-- Nancy Boxer, "Structured Programming with Come-froms"

Do you suffer painful illumination?
		-- Isaac Newton, "Optics"

Do you suffer painful hallucination?
		-- Don Juan, cited by Carlos Casteneda', 1354885098);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (683, 167, 'Death has been proven to be 99% fatal in laboratory rats.', 1354985073);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (683, 52, 'There is no substitute for good manners, except, perhaps, fast reflexes.', 1355029886);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (683, 196, 'Know thyself.  If you need help, call the C.I.A.', 1355123947);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (65, 'afc', '1.1-9', 8, 1354874112, 271, 267);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (65, 46, 'IV. The time required for an object to fall twenty stories is greater than or
    equal to the time it takes for whoever knocked it off the ledge to
    spiral down twenty flights to attempt to capture it unbroken.
	Such an object is inevitably priceless, the attempt to capture it
	inevitably unsuccessful.
 V. All principles of gravity are negated by fear.
	Psychic forces are sufficient in most bodies for a shock to propel
	them directly away from the earths surface.  A spooky noise or an
	adversarys signature sound will induce motion upward, usually to
	the cradle of a chandelier, a treetop, or the crest of a flagpole.
	The feet of a character who is running or the wheels of a speeding
	auto need never touch the ground, especially when in flight.
VI. As speed increases, objects can be in several places at once.
	This is particularly true of tooth-and-claw fights, in which a
	characters head may be glimpsed emerging from the cloud of
	altercation at several places simultaneously.  This effect is common
	as well among bodies that are spinning or being throttled.  A "wacky"
	character has the option of self-replication only at manic high
	speeds and may ricochet off walls to achieve the velocity required.
		-- Esquire, "ODonnells Laws of Cartoon Motion", June 1980', 1355046255);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (65, 171, 'Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.
		-- Anonymous', 1354957029);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (150, 'thanksgivings', '8.16.98-7', 11, 1354874113, 168, 85);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (150, 174, '<LordHavoc> the majority of windoze artists do not have the ability to
            save xpm
<Mercury> LordHavoc: They dont have notepad? *G,D&R*', 1355043473);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (150, 33, 'Better tried by twelve than carried by six.
		-- Jeff Cooper', 1355043553);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (150, 44, 'I do not know myself and God forbid that I should.
		-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe', 1355020099);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (487, 'batik', '6.10-3', 14, 1354874113, 286, 279);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (487, 39, 'Yow!  Am I having fun yet?', 1355124073);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (487, 24, 'Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.
		-- Mark Twain', 1355075429);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (487, 204, '	A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a
little pebble on the beach.  The marriage counselor told him, "If you wish to
save your marriage, youd better be a little boulder."', 1354941255);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (536, 'georgetown', '5.7.72-3', 8, 1354874113, 241, 214);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (536, 280, 'MSDOS didnt get as bad as it is overnight -- it took over ten years
of careful development.
	-- dmeggins@aix1.uottawa.ca', 1355025998);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (576, 'veals', '3.5-7', 3, 1354874113, 77, 142);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (576, 32, 'It is only the great men who are truly obscene.  If they had not dared
to be obscene, they could never have dared to be great.
		-- Havelock Ellis', 1355049293);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (576, 23, 'If I had a Q-TIP, I could prevent th collapse of NEGOTIATIONS!!', 1355000962);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (576, 161, 'Thats always the way when you discover something new; everyone thinks
youre crazy.
		-- Evelyn E. Smith', 1355061726);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (576, 235, 'When one knows women one pities men, but when one studies men,
one excuses women.
		-- Horne Tooke', 1354984551);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (740, 'carthage', '8.15-6', 7, 1354874113, 48, 201);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (740, 137, 'To err is human, to moo bovine.', 1355086164);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (303, 'operationally', '6.6-10', 12, 1354874113, 260, 182);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (303, 74, 'We only acknowledge small faults in order to make it appear that we are
free from great ones.
		-- La Rouchefoucauld', 1355037563);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (303, 133, 'A man who turns green has eschewed protein.', 1354884913);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (303, 45, 'He who foresees calamities suffers them twice over.', 1355095457);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (303, 180, 'The giraffe you thought you offended last week is willing to be nuzzled today.', 1355041984);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (435, 'allegheniess', '4.4.36-3', 3, 1354874113, 211, 77);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (435, 260, 'One is not superior merely because one sees the world as odious.
		-- Chateaubriand (1768-1848)', 1355132338);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (435, 80, 'Eternity is a terrible thought.  I mean, wheres it going to end?
		-- Tom Stoppard', 1355023021);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (435, 167, 'Being ugly isnt illegal.  Yet.', 1354966268);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (435, 138, 'Type louder, please.', 1354972565);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (666, 'mere', '5.13.83-4', 10, 1354874113, 116, 209);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (666, 47, 'Laugh at your problems; everybody else does.', 1354969509);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (666, 139, '<nonlinear> .net is microsofts perverted version of a java networked
            environment uglified for windows-specific crap', 1354947213);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (662, 'mice', '2.19.8-7', 14, 1354874113, 171, 263);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (662, 156, 'This life is a test.  It is only a test.  Had this been an actual life, you
would have received further instructions as to what to do and where to go.', 1354983898);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (295, 'wrasses', '5.8.97-7', 11, 1354874113, 281, 289);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (295, 272, 'An Hacker there was, one of the finest sort
Who controlled the system; graphics was his sport.
A manly man, to be a wizard able;
Many a protected file he had sitting on his table.
His console, when he typed, a man might hear
Clicking and feeping wind as clear,
Aye, and as loud as does the machine room bell
Where my lord Hacker was Prior of the cell.
The Rule of good St Savage or St Doeppnor
As old and strict he tended to ignore;
He let go by the things of yesterday
And took the modern worlds more spacious way.
He did not rate that text as a plucked hen
Which says that Hackers are not holy men.
And that a hacker underworked is a mere
Fish out of water, flapping on the pier.
That is to say, a hacker out of his cloister.
That was a text he held not worth an oyster.
And I agreed and said his views were sound;
Was he to study till his head wend round
Poring over books in the cloisters?  Must he toil
As Andy bade and till the very soil?
Was he to leave the world upon the shelf?
Let Andy have his labor to himself!
		-- Chaucer
		[well, almost.  Ed.]', 1354890212);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (295, 299, 'malpractice, n.:
	The reason surgeons wear masks.', 1355045377);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (295, 276, '"Oh, yes.  The important thing about having lots of things to  remember is
that youve got to go somewhere afterwards where you can remember them, you
see?  Youve got to stop.  You havent really been anywhere until youve got
back home.  I think thats what I mean."
		-- Terry Pratchett, "The Light Fantastic"', 1354961060);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (295, 7, 'Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
		-- George Bernard Shaw', 1355088343);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (882, 'grievance', '3.3.80-7', 2, 1354874113, 104, 85);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (882, 64, 'After a time, you may find that "having" is not so pleasing a thing,
after all, as "wanting."  It is not logical, but it is often true.
		-- Spock, "Amok Time", stardate 3372.7', 1355084195);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (882, 218, 'Im starting to think the gene pool could use a little chlorine.', 1354992212);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (882, 199, 'The reason I like hitching a ride on strict vars is that it cuts down
the number of rarely used pragmas people have to remember, yet provides
a way to get to the point where we might, just maybe, someday, make
local lexicals the default for everyone, without having useless pragmas
wandering around various programs, or using up another bit in $^H.
             -- Larry Wall in <199710050130.SAA04762@wall.org>', 1354924689);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (366, 'kieth', '3.14.21-7', 15, 1354874113, 175, 136);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (366, 85, 'Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
		-- Victor Borge', 1354912745);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (346, 'prensa', '4.1.64-1', 10, 1354874113, 41, 64);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (346, 272, 'I want to marry a girl just like the girl that married dear old dad.
		-- Freud', 1354956409);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (346, 71, 'You will be audited by the Internal Revenue Service.', 1355120956);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (346, 273, 'Many receive advice, few profit by it.
		-- Publilius Syrus', 1354933074);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (120, 'flops', '8.9.77-4', 2, 1354874113, 234, 159);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (120, 304, 'Harriss Lament:
	All the good ones are taken.', 1355106698);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (120, 10, 'Nothing so needs reforming as other peoples habits.
		-- Mark Twain', 1355032429);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (620, 'tulips', '2.18-9', 5, 1354874113, 160, NULL);

INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (677, 'misrules', '8.19.6-2', 11, 1354874113, 151, 223);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (677, 33, 'Is that really YOU that is reading this?', 1355112801);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (677, 183, 'How do I type "for i in *.dvi do xdvi i done" in a GUI?
(Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of interfaces.)', 1355080403);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (677, 67, 'My father taught me three things:
	(1) Never mix whiskey with anything but water.
	(2) Never try to draw to an inside straight.
	(3) Never discuss business with anyone who refuses to give his name.', 1355127975);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (452, 'resonates', '3.14-2', 1, 1354874114, 15, 52);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (452, 204, 'An Italian is COMBING his hair in suburban DES MOINES!', 1354979544);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (452, 218, '"You and I as individuals can, by borrowing, live beyond our means, but
only for a limited period of time.  Why should we think that collectively,
as a nation, we are not bound by that same limitation?"
-- Ronald Reagan', 1354884402);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (452, 164, 'Men use thought only to justify their wrong doings, and speech only to
conceal their thoughts.
		-- Voltaire', 1354921780);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (452, 245, 'Good morning.  This is the telephone company.  Due to repairs, were
giving you advance notice that your service will be cut off indefinitely
at ten oclock.  Thats two minutes from now.', 1354949965);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (329, 'dec', '5.8-3', 14, 1354874114, 285, 209);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (329, 258, '	"Well, its garish, ugly, and derelicts have used it for a toilet.
The rides are dilapidated to the point of being lethal, and could easily
maim or kill innocent little children."
	"Oh, so you dont like it?"
	"Dont like it?  Im CRAZY for it."
		-- The Killing Joke', 1355034616);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (329, 66, 'Women are like elephants to me: I like to look at them, but I wouldnt
want to own one.
		-- W.C. Fields', 1355067046);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (720, 'raids', '0.4-1', 9, 1354874114, 40, 147);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (720, 155, 'briefcase, n:
	A trial where the jury gets together and forms a lynching party.', 1354910141);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (720, 139, 'Matzs Law:
	A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.', 1354950736);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (412, 'competing', '7.16-4', 13, 1354874114, 159, 136);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (412, 109, 'Proof techniques #2: Proof by Oddity.
	SAMPLE: To prove that horses have an infinite number of legs.
(1) Horses have an even number of legs.
(2) They have two legs in back and fore legs in front.
(3) This makes a total of six legs, which certainly is an odd number of
    legs for a horse.
(4) But the only number that is both odd and even is infinity. 
(5) Therefore, horses must have an infinite number of legs.

Topics is be covered in future issues include proof by:
	Intimidation
	Gesticulation (handwaving)
	"Try it; it works"
	Constipation (I was just sitting there and ...)
	Blatant assertion
	Changing all the 2s to _ns
	Mutual consent
	Lack of a counterexample, and
	"It stands to reason"', 1354976238);
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reptile and not very much of a bird."
- Melvin Konner, from "The Tangled Wing", quoting a zoologist who has
studied the archeopteryz and found it "very much like people"', 1354972961);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (412, 233, 'Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra, which suddenly flips
over, pinning you underneath.  At night the ice weasels come.
		-- Matt Groening, "Love is Hell"', 1355039946);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (884, 88, 'Let us never negotiate out of fear, but let us never fear to negotiate.
		-- John F. Kennedy', 1354931026);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (645, 111, 'The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four
and eighteen.  At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers.', 1355074698);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (359, 160, 'Always store beer in a dark place.
		-- Lazarus Long', 1355052759);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (359, 185, 'Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them
seemed to come from Texas.
		-- Ian Fleming, "Casino Royale"', 1354948555);
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I almost laugh myself to death,
My life has been one great big joke,	Sixty years in these folks world
A dance thats walked			The child I works for calls me girl
A song thats spoke,			I say "Yes maam" for workings sake.
I laugh so hard I almost choke		Too proud to bend
When I think about myself.		Too poor to break,
					I laugh until my stomach ache,
					When I think about myself.
My folks can make me split my side,
I laughed so hard I nearly died,
The tales they tell, sound just like lying,
They grow the fruit, 
But eat the rind,
I laugh until I start to crying,
When I think about my folks.
		-- Maya Angelou', 1354942405);
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		-- Albert Einstein

They laughed at Einstein.  They laughed at the Wright Brothers.  But they
also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
		-- Carl Sagan', 1355013934);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (718, 248, 'Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind.
		-- Wm. Shakespeare', 1355077100);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (718, 76, 'Uncertain fortune is thoroughly mastered by the equity of the calculation.
- Blaise Pascal', 1354921067);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (718, 284, 'Never tell.  Not if you love your wife ... In fact, if your old lady walks
in on you, deny it.  Yeah.  Just flat out and shell believe it: "Im
tellin ya.  This chick came downstairs with a sign around her neck `Lay
On Top Of Me Or Ill Die.  I didnt know what I was gonna do..."
		-- Lenny Bruce', 1354890923);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (718, 45, 'I know how to do SPECIAL EFFECTS!!', 1354948297);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (40, 188, 'You have an unusual understanding of the problems of human relationships.', 1354885384);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (40, 165, 'f u cn rd ths, itn tyg h myxbl cd.', 1354921245);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (40, 257, 'A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.
		-- Gore Vidal', 1355026668);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (40, 153, 'Why do so many foods come packaged in plastic?  Its quite uncanny.', 1355053168);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (72, 'parachuting', '0.5-9', 7, 1354874114, 254, 113);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (72, 289, 'They are called computers simply because computation is the only significant
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (72, 35, 'What does it take for Americans to do great things; to go to the moon, to
win wars, to dig canals linking oceans, to build railroads across a continent?
In independent thought about this question, Neil Armstrong and I concluded
that it takes a coincidence of four conditions, or in Neils view, the
simultaneous peaking of four of the many cycles of American life.  First, a
base of technology must exist from which to do the thing to be done.  Second,
a period of national uneasiness about Americas place in the scheme of human
activities must exist.  Third, some catalytic event must occur that focuses
the national attention upon the direction to proceed.  Finally, an articulate
and wise leader must sense these first three conditions and put forth with
words and action the great thing to be accomplished.  The motivation of young
Americans to do what needs to be done flows from such a coincidence of
conditions. ...  The Thomas Jeffersons, The Teddy Roosevelts, The John
Kennedys appear.  We must begin to create the tools of leadership which they,
and their young frontiersmen, will require to lead us onward and upward.
		-- Dr. Harrison H. Schmidt', 1355000124);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (72, 155, 'Your business will assume vast proportions.', 1355088320);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (72, 240, 'You have a will that can be influenced by all with whom you come in contact.', 1355114500);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (126, 11, 'That means Ill have to use $ans to suppress newlines now.
Life is ridiculous.
             -- Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution', 1355127517);
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following quote from Lenny Bruce illustrates:

	"Im Jewish.  Count Basies Jewish.  Ray Charles is Jewish.
Eddie Cantors goyish.  The Bnai Brith is goyish.  The Hadassah is
Jewish.  Marine Corps -- heavy goyish, dangerous.

	"Kool-Aid is goyish.  All Drakes Cakes are goyish.
Pumpernickel is Jewish and, as you know, white bread is very goyish.
Instant potatoes -- goyish.  Black cherry sodas very Jewish.
Macaroons are ____very Jewish.  Fruit salad is Jewish.  Lime Jell-O is
goyish.  Lime soda is ____very goyish.  Trailer parks are so goyish that
Jews wont go near them ..."
		-- Arthur Naiman, "Every Goys Guide to Yiddish"', 1355068033);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (126, 89, 'Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
		-- Roger Price', 1355059556);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (126, 169, 'I think, therefore I am... I think.', 1355055590);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (276, 'marketplace', '0.4.90-8', 4, 1354874114, 220, 99);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (276, 10, 'Q:	What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?
A:	Not enough sand.', 1355062299);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (276, 256, 'Real programmers disdain structured programming.  Structured programming is
for compulsive neurotics who were prematurely toilet- trained.  They wear
neckties and carefully line up pencils on otherwise clear desks.', 1355123931);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (878, 30, 'The key elements in human thinking are not numbers but labels of fuzzy sets.
		-- L. Zadeh', 1354908948);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (878, 53, 'A fair exterior is a silent recommendation.
		-- Publilius Syrus', 1355004030);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (878, 277, 'A man may sometimes be forgiven the kiss to which he is not entitled,
but never the kiss he has not the initiative to claim.', 1355015108);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (878, 182, 'No user-servicable parts inside.  Refer to qualified service personnel.', 1354990960);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (754, 19, 'Technicality, n.:
	In an English court a man named Home was tried for slander in having
	accused a neighbor of murder.  His exact words were: "Sir Thomas Holt
	hath taken a cleaver and stricken his cook upon the head, so that one
	side of his head fell on one shoulder and the other side upon the
	other shoulder."  The defendant was acquitted by instruction of the
	court, the learned judges holding that the words did not charge murder,
	for they did not affirm the death of the cook, that being only an
	inference.
		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devils Dictionary"', 1354945586);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (754, 111, 'Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center
of the universe.  The premise is wrong, but the navigation works.  An
incorrect model can be a useful tool.
		-- Kelvin Throop III', 1354891515);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (754, 69, 'Nothing is a problem once you debug the code.
        -- John Carmack', 1355117447);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (584, 'balaclava', '2.10-8', 4, 1354874115, 21, 201);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (584, 240, 'I develop for Linux for a living, I used to develop for DOS.
Going from DOS to Linux is like trading a glider for an F117.
(By entropy@world.std.com, Lawrence Foard)', 1355028132);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (584, 284, 'There was, it appeared, a mysterious rite of initiation through which, in
one way or another, almost every member of the team passed.  The term that
the old hands used for this rite -- West invented the term, not the practice --
was `signing up.  By signing up for the project you agreed to do whatever
was necessary for success.  You agreed to forsake, if necessary, family,
hobbies, and friends -- if you had any of these left (and you might not, if
you had signed up too many times before).
-- Tracy Kidder, _The Soul of a New Machine_', 1354921131);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (584, 134, 'Heard that the next Space Shuttle is supposed to carry several Guernsey cows?
Its gonna be the herd shot round the world.', 1355090436);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (170, 99, 'Shannons Observation:
	Nothing is so frustrating as a bad situation that is beginning to
	improve.', 1355083204);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (170, 244, 'Men of quality are not afraid of women for equality.', 1355075744);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (425, 215, 'Freedom is what you do with whats been done to you.
		-- Jean-Paul Sartre', 1354987238);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (425, 236, 'The three laws of thermodynamics:
	(1) You cant get anything without working for it.
	(2) The most you can accomplish by working is to break even.
	(3) You can only break even at absolute zero.', 1354883858);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (425, 48, 'Once ... in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew, and we were
forced to live on nothing but food and water for days.
		-- W. C. Fields, "My Little Chickadee"', 1354900292);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (425, 204, '	[I plan] to see, hear, touch, and destroy everything in my path,
including beets, rutabagas, and most random vegetables, but excluding yams,
as I am absolutely terrified of yams...
	Actually, I think my fear of yams began in my early youth, when many
of my young comrades pelted me with same for singing songs of far-off lands
and deep blue seas in a language closely resembling that of the common sow.
My psychosis was further impressed into my soul as I reached adolescence,
when, while skipping through a field of yams, light-heartedly tossing flowers
into the stratosphere, a great yam-picking machine tore through the fields,
pursuing me to the edge of the great plantation, where I escaped by diving
into a great ditch filled with a mixture of water and pig manure, which may
explain my tendency to scream, "Here come the Martians!  Hide the eggs!" every
time I have pork.  But I digress.  The fact remains that I cannot rationally
deal with yams, and pigs are terrible conversationalists.', 1355091924);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (347, 39, 'Those who hate and fight must stop themselves -- otherwise it is not stopped.
		-- Spock, "Day of the Dove", stardate unknown', 1354881073);

INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (347, 140, 'Your love life will be happy and harmonious.', 1355066902);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (505, 168, 'Some parts of the past must be preserved, and some of the future prevented
at all costs.', 1355063606);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (505, 136, '	A father gave his teen-age daughter an untrained pedigreed pup for
her birthday.  An hour later, when wandering through the house, he found her
looking at a puddle in the center of the kitchen.  "My pup," she murmured
sadly, "runneth over."', 1355035091);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (890, 150, '"I got a question for ya.  Ya got a minute?"
-- two programmers passing in the hall', 1355038647);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (890, 119, 'Baby On Board.', 1354913237);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (890, 159, 'Kids have *_____never* taken guidance from their parents.  If you could
travel back in time and observe the original primate family in the
original tree, you would see the primate parents yelling at the primate
teenager for sitting around and sulking all day instead of hunting for
grubs and berries like dad primate.  Then youd see the primate
teenager stomp up to his branch and slam the leaves.
		-- Dave Barry, "Kids Today: They Dont Know Dum Diddly Do"', 1355110248);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (293, 'marxism', '8.6.64-2', 9, 1354874115, 29, 46);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (293, 124, '<Deek> Exactly how much of a PITA is this in C?
<Knghtbrd> Its written in C++.
<Deek> Hence my question.
<Knghtbrd> I could do something like it in C.  Anyone who saw the results
           would think I was either a genius or out of my fucking mind.
           Theyd be right on either count.', 1355024086);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (293, 117, 'Youre too beautiful to ignore.  Too much woman.
		-- Kirk to Yeoman Rand, "The Enemy Within", stardate unknown', 1355127835);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (293, 131, 'Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.', 1355057390);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (293, 268, 'No small art is it to sleep: it is necessary for that purpose to keep
awake all day.
		-- Nietzsche', 1354950288);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (355, 'adagios', '6.17.67-4', 5, 1354874115, 297, 138);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (355, 79, 'paycheck:
	The weekly $5.27 that remains after deductions for federal
	withholding, state withholding, city withholding, FICA,
	medical/dental, long-term disability, unemployment insurance,
	Christmas Club, and payroll savings plan contributions.', 1354975906);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (355, 31, 'Blackout, heatwave, .44 caliber homicide,
The bums drop dead and the dogs go mad in packs on the West Side,
A young girl standing on a ledge, looks like another suicide,
She wants to hit those bricks,
	cause the news at six got to stick to a deadline,
While the millionaires hide in Beekman place,
The bag ladies throw their bones in my face,
I get attacked by a kid with stereo sound,
I dont want to hear it but he wont turn it down...
		-- Billy Joel, "Glass Houses"', 1355063532);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (731, 'continent', '6.13-1', 5, 1354874115, 12, 51);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (731, 42, 'NEVER swerve to hit a lawyer riding a bicycle -- it might be your bicycle.', 1355100177);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (731, 262, 'Rule of Feline Frustration:
	When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly
	content and adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the
	bathroom.', 1355110548);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (731, 228, '	Then theres the story of the man who avoided reality for 70 years
with drugs, sex, alcohol, fantasy, TV, movies, records, a hobby, lots of
sleep...  And on his 80th birthday died without ever having faced any of
his real problems.
	The mans younger brother, who had been facing reality and all his
problems for 50 years with psychiatrists, nervous breakdowns, tics, tension,
headaches, worry, anxiety and ulcers, was so angry at his brother for having
gotten away scott free that he had a paralyzing stroke.
	The moral to this story is that there aint no justice that we can
stand to live with.
		-- R. Geis', 1355057209);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (731, 142, 'Inform all the troops that communications have completely broken down.', 1355030257);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (469, 88, 'So so is good, very good, very excellent good:
and yet it is not; it is but so so.
		-- William Shakespeare, "As You Like It"', 1355093266);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (13, 'waistbands', '3.9.26-6', 7, 1354874115, 164, 32);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (13, 124, 'Reunite Gondwondaland!', 1355051939);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (13, 12, '	A journalist, thrilled over his dinner, asked the chef for the recipe.
Retorted the chef, "Sorry, we have the same policy as you journalists, we
never reveal our sauce."', 1355033461);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (762, 'dirndl', '1.0-8', 14, 1354874115, 11, 119);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (762, 88, 'Are we THERE yet?', 1355036814);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (762, 91, 'I can relate to that.', 1354895010);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (762, 299, 'And as we stand on the edge of darkness
Let our chant fill the void
That others may know

	In the land of the night
	The ship of the sun
	Is drawn by
	The grateful dead.
		-- Tibetan "Book of the Dead," ca. 4000 BC.', 1355000054);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (762, 149, 'One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.', 1355127614);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (482, 'henry', '9.17-6', 8, 1354874115, 278, 52);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (482, 283, 'Forgive him, for he believes that the customs of his tribe are the laws
of nature!
		-- G.B. Shaw', 1355103659);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (482, 181, 'A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, carries it to the bathroom and dumps it
into a urinal.  Over the course of the next few hours, he goes back to the bar
and repeats this sequence -- several times.  Finally the bartender got so
curious that he leaned over the bar and asked him what he was doing.

Replied the customer, "Avoiding the middleman."', 1355000043);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (482, 59, 'OK, so youre a Ph.D.  Just dont touch anything.', 1355035099);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (482, 226, 'Not every question deserves an answer.', 1354900632);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (240, 'diapason', '9.17-6', 10, 1354874116, 19, 63);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (240, 136, 'Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.
		-- Jerome K. Jerome', 1354939092);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (240, 283, 'This sad little lizard told me that he was a brontosaurus on his mothers
side.  I did not laugh; people who boast of ancestry often have little
else to sustain them.  Humoring them costs nothing and adds happiness in
a world in which happiness is always in short supply.
		-- Lazarus Long', 1354977628);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (240, 214, 'I have a simple philosophy:

	Fill whats empty.
	Empty whats full.
	Scratch where it itches.
		-- A. R. Longworth', 1355010026);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (752, 'kaufmans', '1.19.19-7', 7, 1354874116, 300, 275);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (752, 239, 'Didnt I buy a 1951 Packard from you last March in Cairo?', 1354910087);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (510, 'ancillaries', '3.7-6', 14, 1354874116, 299, 290);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (510, 33, '"You are old," said the youth, "as I mentioned before,
	And make errors few people could bear;
You complain about everyones English but yours --
	Do you really think this is quite fair?"

"I make lots of mistakes," Father William declared,
	"But my stature these days is so great
That no critic can hurt me -- Ive got them all scared,
	And to stop me its now far too late."', 1354982530);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (510, 253, '	Several students were asked to prove that all odd integers are prime.
	The first student to try to do this was a math student.  "Hmmm...
Well, 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, and by induction, we have that all
the odd integers are prime."
	The second student to try was a man of physics who commented, "Im not
sure of the validity of your proof, but I think Ill try to prove it by
experiment."  He continues, "Well, 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is
prime, 9 is...  uh, 9 is... uh, 9 is an experimental error, 11 is prime, 13
is prime...  Well, it seems that youre right."
	The third student to try it was the engineering student, who responded,
"Well, to be honest, actually, Im not sure of your answer either.  Lets
see...  1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is... uh, 9 is...
well, if you approximate, 9 is prime, 11 is prime, 13 is prime...  Well, it
does seem right."
	Not to be outdone, the computer science student comes along and says
"Well, you two sortve got the right idea, but youll end up taking too long!
Ive just whipped up a program to REALLY go and prove it."  He goes over to
his terminal and runs his program.  Reading the output on the screen he says,
"1 is prime, 1 is prime, 1 is prime, 1 is prime..."', 1355070576);
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1, 2076 (check THAT in your perpetual calendar program), 14 feet above
the ground directly in front of the Milpitas Gumps.  Members will grep
each other by the hand (after intro), yacc a lot, smoke filtered
chroots in pipes, chown with forks, use the wc (unless uuclean), fseek
nice zombie processes, strip, and sleep, but not, we hope, od.  Three
days will be devoted to discussion of the ramifications of whodo.  Two
seconds have been allotted for a complete rundown of all the user-
friendly features of Unix.  Seminars include "Everything You Know is
Wrong", led by Tom Kempson, "Batman or Cat:man?" led by Richie Dennis
"cc C?  Si!  Si!" led by Kerwin Bernighan, and "Document Unix, Are You
Kidding?" led by Jan Yeats.  No Reader Service No. is necessary because
all GUGUs (Gurus of Unix Group of Users) already know everything we
could tell them.
		-- "Get GUMMed," Dr. Dobbs Journal, June 84', 1354915609);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (510, 254, 'Real software engineers dont like the idea of some inexplicable and
greasy hardware several aisles away that may stop working at any
moment.  They have a great distrust of hardware people, and wish that
systems could be virtual at *___all* levels.  They would like personal
computers (you know no ones going to trip over something and kill your
DFA in mid-transit), except that they need 8 megabytes to run their
Correctness Verification Aid packages.', 1354990134);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (462, 174, 'Wake now my merry lads!  Wake and hear me calling!
Warm now be heart and limb!  The cold stone is fallen;
Dark door is standing wide; dead hand is broken.
Night under Night is flown, and the Gate is open!
		-- J. R. R. Tolkien', 1354896022);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (462, 155, 'But you have to allow a little for the desire to evangelize when you
think you have good news.
             -- Larry Wall in <1992Aug26.184221.29627@netlabs.com>', 1354931961);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (462, 165, 'To say that UNIX is doomed is pretty rabid, OS/2 will certainly play a role,
but you dont build a hundred million instructions per second multiprocessor
micro and then try to run it on OS/2.  I mean, get serious.
		-- William Zachmann, International Data Corp', 1355039081);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (130, 'mutinying', '6.12-1', 3, 1354874116, 17, 303);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (130, 122, 'Fergusons Precept:
	A crisis is when you cant say "lets forget the whole thing."', 1354973093);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (130, 77, 'The mind is its own place, and in itself
Can make a Heavn of Hell, a Hell of Heavn.
		-- John Milton', 1354975338);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (130, 248, 'Snow-white!  Snow-white!  O Lady clear!
O Queen beyond the Western Sea!
O Light to us that wander here
Amid the world of woven trees!

	Gilthoniel!  O Elbereth!
	Clear are thy eyes and bright thy breath!
	Snow-white!  Snow-white!  We sing to thee
	In a far land beyond the Sea.

O stars that in the Sunless Year
With shining hand by her were sown,
In windy fields now bright and clear
We see you silver blossom blown!

	O Elbereth!  Gilthoniel!
	We still remember, we who dwell
	In this far land beneath the trees,
	Thy starlight on the Western Seas.
		-- J. R. R. Tolkien', 1355111836);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (438, 'lute', '8.7.99-5', 8, 1354874116, 254, 204);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (438, 258, 'Burkes Postulates:
	Anything is possible if you dont know what you are talking about.
	Dont create a problem for which you do not have the answer.', 1355000093);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (438, 156, 'Good leaders being scarce, following yourself is allowed.', 1355033765);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (438, 77, 'If we want something nice to get born in nine months, then sex has to
happen.  We want to have the kind of sex that is acceptable and fun for both
people, not the kind where someone is getting screwed. Lets get some cross
fertilization, but not someone getting screwed.
        -- Larry Wall', 1355061023);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (478, 'bests', '7.17-3', 7, 1354874116, 77, 68);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (478, 223, 'Entreprenuer, n.:
	A high-rolling risk taker who would rather
	be a spectacular failure than a dismal success.', 1354996717);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (868, 'neocolonialists', '0.11.24-9', 4, 1354874116, 42, 204);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (868, 56, 'We dont really understand it, so well give it to the programmers.', 1354893651);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (868, 109, 'Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered.  I myself would
say that it had merely been detected.
		-- Oscar Wilde', 1354967023);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (535, 'rejigs', '3.13.31-2', 7, 1354874116, 227, 142);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (535, 161, 'I consider a new device or technology to have been culturally accepted when
it has been used to commit a murder.
		-- M. Gallaher', 1354906697);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (535, 169, 'QOTD:
	Talent does what it can, genius what it must.
	I do what I get paid to do.', 1355058624);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (535, 253, 'Enjoy yourself while youre still old.', 1355036708);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (323, 'stouter', '7.7-9', 6, 1354874116, 59, NULL);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (323, 14, 'Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems.  Its easy
to criticize, but if everybody hated you, youd be paranoid too.
		-- D.J. Hicks', 1355111346);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (319, 'maligned', '0.15.94-6', 15, 1354874116, 229, 138);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (319, 11, 'Power corrupts.  And atomic power corrupts atomically.', 1355052105);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (319, 133, 'The Phone Booth Rule:
	A lone dime always gets the number nearly right.', 1355037172);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (319, 301, 'Laws of Serendipity:
	(1) In order to discover anything, you must be looking for something.
	(2) If you wish to make an improved product, you must already
	    be engaged in making an inferior one.', 1355043128);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (319, 55, 'He didnt run for reelection.  "Politics brings you into contact with all
the people youd give anything to avoid," he said. "Im staying home."
		-- Garrison Keillor, "Lake Wobegone Days"', 1355099924);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (706, 'pauperizing', '6.17-7', 8, 1354874116, 14, 266);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (706, 147, 'I never met a piece of chocolate I didnt like.', 1354969820);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (427, 'lawsuits', '7.10-10', 1, 1354874116, 232, 71);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (427, 209, 'Ah, sweet Springtime, when a young man lightly turns his fancy over!', 1355125765);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (427, 117, 'Football is a game designed to keep coalminers off the streets.
		-- Jimmy Breslin', 1355127517);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (427, 199, 'life, n.:
	That brief interlude between nothingness and eternity.', 1355071921);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (427, 242, 'Diplomacy is the art of letting the other party have things your way.
		-- Daniele Vare', 1355094298);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (544, 'contusions', '2.19-2', 2, 1354874116, 250, 214);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (544, 123, 'You have an unusual equipment for success.  Be sure to use it properly.', 1354982713);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (896, 'unsavory', '4.7-7', 4, 1354874116, 111, 27);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (896, 270, 'You can fool some of the people some of the time,
and some of the people all of the time,
and that is sufficient.', 1354893442);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (896, 204, 'George Bernard Shaw once sent two tickets to the opening night of one of
his plays to Winston Churchill with the following note:
	"Bring a friend, if you have one."

Churchill wrote back, returning the two tickets and excused himself as he
had a previous engagement.  He also attached the following:
	"Please send me two tickets for the next night, if there is one."', 1355115272);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (263, 'grievousness', '3.8.60-3', 6, 1354874116, 58, 184);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (263, 11, 'Dont take life so serious, son, it aint nohow permanent.
		-- Walt Kelly', 1354909275);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (263, 116, 'By the way, I can hardly feel sorry for you... All last night I had to listen 
to her tears, so great they were redirected to a stream.  What?  Of _course_ 
you didnt know.  You and your little group no longer have any permissions 
around here.  She changed her .lock files, too.
	-- Kevin M. Bealer, commenting on the private life of a Linux nerd', 1354955463);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (217, 'incommodes', '9.17.62-5', 7, 1354874116, 217, 70);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (217, 48, 'Youre currently going through a difficult transition period called "Life."', 1355051805);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (217, 31, 'Murphys Law, that brash proletarian restatement of Godels Theorem.
		-- Thomas Pynchon, "Gravitys Rainbow"', 1355010769);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (217, 122, 'Chicken Little was right.', 1355070140);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (217, 281, 'The universe does not have laws -- it has habits, and habits can be broken.', 1355093942);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (175, 'loaders', '2.1-9', 15, 1354874117, 29, 266);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (175, 75, 'Never drink coke in a moving elevator.  The elevators motion coupled with
the chemicals in coke produce hallucinations.  People tend to change into
lizards and attack without warning, and large bats usually fly in the
window.  Additionally, you begin to believe that elevators have windows.', 1355039852);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (175, 255, 'No two persons ever read the same book.
		-- Edmund Wilson', 1354986605);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (175, 52, 'Do you feel personally responsible for the world food shortage?
Every time you go to the beach, does the tide come in?
Have you ever eaten an entire moose?
Can you see your neck?
Do joggers take laps around you for exercise?
If so, welcome to National Fat Week.
This week well eat without guilt, and kick off our membership campaign,
	...by force-feeding a box of cornstarch to a skinny person.
		-- Garfield', 1354890652);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (175, 242, 'How can you prove whether at this moment we are sleeping, and all our
thoughts are a dream; or whether we are awake, and talking to one another
in the waking state?
		-- Plato', 1355028643);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (406, 'columnist', '4.11.95-10', 11, 1354874117, 54, 50);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (406, 118, 'How many hardware guys does it take to change a light bulb?

"Well the diagnostics say its fine buddy, so its a software problem."', 1354876004);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (406, 103, 'Its hard to keep your shirt on when youre getting something off your chest.', 1355025200);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (119, 'driving', '4.4.90-9', 13, 1354874117, 54, 42);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (119, 239, 'Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.', 1355034697);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (119, 63, 'Id give my right arm to be ambidextrous.', 1354875364);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (119, 23, 'Kleeneness is next to Godelness.', 1354920637);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (119, 148, 'Besides, its good to force C programmers to use the toolbox occasionally.  :-)
             -- Larry Wall in <1991May31.181659.28817@jpl-devvax.jpl.nasa.gov>', 1355035841);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (532, 'gaskets', '3.18.56-4', 13, 1354874117, 294, 253);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (532, 22, '===  ALL USERS PLEASE NOTE  ========================

The garbage collector now works.  In addition a new, experimental garbage 
collection algorithm has been installed.  With SI:%DSK-GC-QLX-BITS set to 17,
(NOT the default) the old garbage collection algorithm remains in force; when 
virtual storage is filled, the machine cold boots itself.  With SI:%DSK-GC-
QLX-BITS set to 23, the new garbage collector is enabled.  Unlike most garbage
collectors, the new gc starts its mark phase from the mind of the user, rather 
than from the obarray.  This allows the garbage collection of significantly 
more Qs.  As the garbage collector runs, it may ask you something like "Do you
remember what SI:RDTBL-TRANS does?", and if you cant give a reasonable answer
in thirty seconds, the symbol becomes a candidate for GCing.  The variable 
SI:%GC-QLX-LUSER-TM governs how long the GC waits before timing out the user.', 1354890300);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (416, 'polynesians', '3.19-7', 16, 1354874117, 195, 147);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (416, 218, 'Yet creeds mean very little, Coth answered the dark god, still speaking
almost gently.  The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all
possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.
		-- James Cabell, "The Silver Stallion"', 1354967123);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (416, 129, 'QUESTION AUTHORITY.

(Sez who?)', 1355008119);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (272, 'albuquerques', '2.9-2', 14, 1354874117, 298, 231);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (272, 88, 'Waiter:	"Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st customer: "Ill have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too -- and be sure the glass is clean!"
	(Waiter exits, returns)
Waiter: "Two teas.  Which one asked for the clean glass?"', 1354907593);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (272, 6, 'Receiving a million dollars tax free will make you feel better than
being flat broke and having a stomach ache.
		-- Dolph Sharp, "Im O.K., Youre Not So Hot"', 1355081427);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (272, 281, '"Now well have to kill you."
        -- Linus Torvalds', 1355049911);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (591, 'obsessives', '9.4-2', 4, 1354874117, 171, 173);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (591, 18, 'After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access
cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.', 1354890764);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (591, 158, 'Linux: the choice of a GNU generation
	-- ksh@cis.ufl.edu put this on Tshirts in 93', 1355113965);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (591, 299, 'Death is natures way of telling you to slow down.', 1355043262);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (35, 'impelled', '8.3-10', 15, 1354874117, 284, 119);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (35, 101, 'We ARE as gods and might as well get good at it.
		-- Whole Earth Catalog', 1355101257);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (35, 161, 'If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out but tomfoolery.
But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine,
is somehow enobled and no-one dare criticise it.
		-- Pierre Gallois', 1354889011);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (35, 216, '<netgod> Feanor: u have no idea of the depth of the stupidty of american law', 1355017476);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (219, 'honeydews', '7.4-8', 14, 1354874117, 19, 214);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (219, 5, 'Do you mean that you not only want a wrong answer, but a certain wrong answer?
		-- Tobaben', 1355039844);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (219, 282, '<Deek> nopcode: No, it isnt. Win32 lacks the equivalent of fork().
<Knghtbrd> Deek: windoze is not meant for people who should have access to
           sharp objects, hence no fork()
<Knghtbrd> instead, you must rely on spoon()', 1355060626);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (219, 177, 'Just because youre paranoid doesnt mean they ARENT after you.', 1354960536);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (886, 'straggle', '2.16.76-7', 16, 1354874117, 216, 124);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (886, 157, 'To be happy one must be a) well fed, unhounded by sordid cares, at ease in
Zion, b) full of a comfortable feeling of superiority to the masses of ones
fellow men, and c) delicately and unceasingly amused according to ones taste.
It is my contention that, if this definition be accepted, there is no country
in the world wherein a man constituted as I am -- a man of my peculiar
weaknesses, vanities, appetites, and aversions -- can be so happy as he can
be in the United States.  Going further, I lay down the doctrine that it is
a sheer physical impossibility for such a man to live in the United States
and not be happy.
		-- H.L. Mencken, "On Being An American"', 1355102089);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (886, 94, 'I never failed to convince an audience that the best thing they
could do was to go away.', 1354890897);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (886, 277, 'If God had a beard, hed be a UNIX programmer.', 1354939748);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (540, 'majorettes', '4.11.12-5', 4, 1354874117, 269, 175);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (540, 238, 'Try to divide your time evenly to keep others happy.', 1355022359);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (540, 98, 'You will have a long and unpleasant discussion with your supervisor.', 1355022895);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (540, 16, '"Tis true, tis pity, and pity tis tis true."
-- Poloniouius, in Willie the Shakes _Hamlet, Prince of Darkness_
', 1355036825);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (823, 'resold', '0.2.80-1', 2, 1354874117, 182, 65);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (823, 260, 'Nothing is faster than the speed of light ...

To prove this to yourself, try opening the refrigerator door before the
light comes on.', 1355069135);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (823, 88, 'Things will be bright in P.M.  A cop will shine a light in your face.', 1354954495);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (823, 52, 'Ive been there.', 1355068122);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (823, 84, '... Fortunately, the responsibility for providing evidence is on the part of
the person making the claim, not the critic.  It is not the responsibility
of UFO skeptics to prove that a UFO has never existed, nor is it the
responsibility of paranormal-health-claims skeptics to prove that crystals
or colored lights never healed anyone.  The skeptics role is to point out
claims that are not adequately supported by acceptable evidcence and to
provide plausible alternative explanations that are more in keeping with
the accepted body of scientific evidence. ...
- Thomas L. Creed, The Skeptical Inquirer, Vol. XII No. 2, pg. 215', 1354935051);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (560, 'soliditys', '3.17.85-10', 8, 1354874117, 94, NULL);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (560, 110, 'Kents Heuristic:
	Look for it first where youd most like to find it.', 1355061353);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (199, 'crumbs', '7.5.66-7', 14, 1354874117, 69, 178);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (199, 137, 'Xerox does it again and again and again and ...', 1354985504);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (468, 'spiel', '7.7.56-9', 13, 1354874118, 266, 214);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (468, 267, 'There are four stages to a marriage.  First theres the affair, then theres
the marriage, then children and finally the fourth stage, without which you
cannot know a woman, the divorce.
		-- Norman Mailer', 1354926153);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (468, 296, 'Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.', 1354925549);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (265, 'methodicalness', '2.9-5', 5, 1354874118, 149, 43);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (265, 272, 'The best portion of a good mans life, his little, nameless, unremembered acts
of kindness and love.
		-- Wordsworth', 1354971530);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (265, 9, 'Once again dread deed is done.
Canon sleeps,
his all-knowing eye shaded
to human chance and circumstance.
Peace reigns anew oer Pine Valley,
but Canons sleep is troubled.

Beware, scant days past the Ides of July.
Impatient hands wait eagerly
to grasp, to hold
scant moments of time
wrested from life in the full
glory of Canons power;
held captive by his unblinking eye.

Three golden orbs stand watch;
one each to toll the day, hour, minute
until predestiny decrees his reawakening.
When that feared moment arives,
"Ask not for whom the bell tolls,
It tolls for thee."
		-- "I extended the loan on your Camera, at the Pine
		   Valley Pawn Shop today"', 1355045910);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (265, 144, 'I dread success.  To have succeeded is to have finished ones business on
earth, like the male spider, who is killed by the female the moment he has
succeeded in his courtship.  I like a state of continual becoming, with a
goal in front and not behind.
		-- George Bernard Shaw', 1354983847);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (484, 'recent', '9.6.58-7', 9, 1354874118, 116, 152);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (484, 44, 'RELATIVES!!', 1355015977);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (325, 'gritted', '3.7-1', 10, 1354874118, 7, 119);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (325, 185, 'This isnt true in practice -- what weve missed out is Stradivariuss
constant.  And then the aside: "For those of you who dont know, thats
been called by others the fiddle factor..."
		-- From a 1B Electrical Engineering lecture.', 1354956398);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (325, 107, 'Youth had been a habit of hers so long that she could not part with it.', 1355073816);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (325, 191, 'One thing they dont tell you about doing experimental physics is that
sometimes you must work under adverse conditions... like a state of sheer
terror.
		-- W.K. Hartmann', 1354911108);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (205, 'embroiderers', '6.14-2', 4, 1354874118, 196, 51);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (205, 217, 'When a float occurs on the same page as the start of a supertabular
you can expect unexpected results.
	-- Documentation of supertabular.sty', 1354926461);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (205, 102, 'write-protect tab, n.:
	A small sticker created to cover the unsightly notch carelessly left
	by disk manufacturers.  The use of the tab creates an error message
	once in a while, but its aesthetic value far outweighs the momentary
	inconvenience.
		-- Robb Russon', 1355131479);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (239, 'pleasantly', '6.6-1', 6, 1354874118, 40, 148);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (239, 203, 'Sears has everything.', 1355090832);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (239, 247, 'finlandia:~> apropos win
win: nothing appropriate.', 1355058563);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (239, 240, 'The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money.
		-- Joey Adams, "Cindy and I"', 1355044697);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (239, 165, 'By rule #1, 5.005 should always allow localization of lexical @_ . . .
             -- Larry Wall in <199710011704.KAA21395@wall.org>', 1355015893);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (716, 'mires', '1.1.61-8', 10, 1354874118, 233, 57);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (716, 150, 'It is necessary for the welfare of society that genius should be privileged
to utter sedition, to blaspheme, to outrage good taste, to corrupt the
youthful mind, and generally to scandalize ones uncles.
		-- George Bernard Shaw', 1354973297);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (716, 254, 'The woman you buy -- and she is the least expensive -- takes a great
deal of money.  The woman who gives herself takes all your time.
		-- Balzac', 1355101022);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (571, 'zenith', '8.17-1', 16, 1354874118, 195, 138);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (571, 179, 'Death before dishonor.  But neither before breakfast.', 1354924493);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (571, 266, 'Fifth Law of Applied Terror:
	If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.

Corollary:
	If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.', 1354988094);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (571, 232, '	In the beginning there was data.  The data was without form and
null, and darkness was upon the face of the console; and the Spirit of
IBM was moving over the face of the market.  And DEC said, "Let there
be registers"; and there were registers.  And DEC saw that they
carried; and DEC separated the data from the instructions.  DEC called
the data Stack, and the instructions they called Code.  And there was
evening and there was morning, one interrupt.
		-- Rico Tudor, "The Story of Creation or, The Myth of Urk"', 1354898892);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (571, 239, 'The government has just completed work on a missile that turned out to be a
bit of a boondoggle; nicknamed "Civil Servant", it wont work and they cant
fire it.', 1355014593);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (192, 'enplanes', '7.8.58-10', 7, 1354874118, 212, 266);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (192, 232, 'Intolerance is the last defense of the insecure.', 1354997684);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (192, 303, 'jogger, n.:
	An odd sort of person with a thing for pain.', 1355108536);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (192, 100, '	If I kiss you, that is an psychological interaction.
	On the other hand, if I hit you over the head with a brick,
that is also a psychological interaction.
	The difference is that one is friendly and the other is not
so friendly.
	The crucial point is if you can tell which is which.
		-- Dolph Sharp, "Im O.K., Youre Not So Hot"', 1355093067);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (192, 233, 'Taxes, n.:
	Of lifes two certainties, the only one for which you can get
	an extension.', 1355002143);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (674, 'aggressors', '6.2.85-1', 12, 1354874118, 102, 228);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (674, 132, '	"What time is it?"
	"I dont know, it keeps changing."', 1354908429);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (674, 17, 'Delusions are often functional. A mothers opinions about her childrens
beauty, intelligence, goodness, et cetera ad nauseam, keep her from drowning
them at birth.', 1355014756);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (674, 168, 'Im wearing PAMPERS!!', 1354921487);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (674, 268, 'Byte your tongue.', 1354984297);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (311, 'barbarianism', '1.1-6', 11, 1354874118, 55, 201);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (311, 299, 'The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.', 1354977757);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (454, 'mahabharatas', '7.3-3', 7, 1354874118, 107, 63);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (454, 108, 'Armors Axiom:
	Virtue is the failure to achieve vice.', 1355047532);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (454, 172, 'Round Numbers are always false.
		-- Samuel Johnson', 1354957165);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (526, 'foxes', '3.15-10', 16, 1354874118, 207, 131);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (526, 201, '	If I kiss you, that is an psychological interaction.
	On the other hand, if I hit you over the head with a brick,
that is also a psychological interaction.
	The difference is that one is friendly and the other is not
so friendly.
	The crucial point is if you can tell which is which.
		-- Dolph Sharp, "Im O.K., Youre Not So Hot"', 1354940282);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (526, 23, 'You are sick, twisted and perverted.  I like that in a person.', 1355126271);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (526, 65, '"Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense."', 1355100621);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (524, 'khalids', '9.9.48-5', 14, 1354874118, 23, 119);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (524, 76, 'He is now rising from affluence to poverty.
		-- Mark Twain', 1355112678);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (524, 97, 'Youd better beat it.  You can leave in a taxi.  If you cant get a taxi, you
can leave in a huff.  If thats too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff.
		-- Groucho Marx', 1354913754);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (524, 296, 'I got my drivers license photo taken out of focus on purpose.  Now
when I get pulled over the cop looks at it (moving it nearer and
farther, trying to see it clearly)...  and says, "Here, you can go."
		-- Steven Wright', 1354933822);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (524, 256, '... Where was Stac Electronics when Microsoft invented Doublespace? Where
were Xerox and Apple when Microsoft invented the GUI?  Where was Apples
QuickTime when Microsoft invented Video for Windows?  Where was Spyglass
Inc.s Mosaic when Microsoft invented Internet Explorer? Where was Sun
when Microsoft invented Java?', 1354948282);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (455, 'nooky', '1.18.96-2', 13, 1354874118, 124, 85);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (455, 184, '"The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by mean of zeal,
well-meaning but without understanding."
-- Justice Louis O. Brandeis (Olmstead vs. United States)', 1354885936);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (455, 216, 'Why I Cant Go Out With You:

Id LOVE to, but...
	-- I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship.
	-- I have to sit up with a sick ant.
	-- Im trying to be less popular.
	-- My bathroom tiles need grouting.
	-- Im waiting to see if Im already a winner.
	-- My subconscious says no.
	-- I just picked up a book called "Glue in Many Lands" and I
		cant seem to put it down.
	-- My favorite commercial is on TV.
	-- I have to study for my blood test.
	-- Ive been traded to Cincinnati.
	-- Im having my baby shoes bronzed.
	-- I have to go to court for kitty littering.', 1355031993);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (455, 52, 'With reasonable men I will reason;
with humane men I will plead;
but to tyrants I will give no quarter.
		-- William Lloyd Garrison', 1355067813);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (321, 'malays', '3.0-7', 3, 1354874119, 237, 231);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (321, 137, 'The unfacts, did we have them, are too imprecisely few to warrant our certitude.', 1354921488);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (321, 148, 'I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall
Ill never see a tree at all.
		-- Ogden Nash', 1354933330);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (321, 87, 'Reception area, n.:
	The purgatory where office visitors are condemned to spend
	innumerable hours reading dog-eared back issues of trade
	magazines like Modern Plastics, Chain Saw Age, and Chicken World,
	while the receptionist blithely reads her own trade magazine --
	Cosmopolitan.', 1354881145);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (321, 105, 'A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many
bad measures.
		-- Daniel Webster', 1354901122);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (756, 'relishes', '8.15-5', 7, 1354874119, 268, 204);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (756, 226, 'A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that arent broken.', 1354903656);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (756, 265, 'Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, whats up?
Norm:  The warranty on my liver.
		-- Cheers, Breaking In Is Hard to Do

Sam:  What can I do for you, Norm?
Norm: Open up those beer taps and, oh, take the day off, Sam.
		-- Cheers, Veggie-Boyd

Woody: Whats going on, Mr. Peterson?
Norm:  Another layer for the winter, Wood.
		-- Cheers, Its a Wonderful Wife', 1354918414);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (756, 274, 'Charles Briscoe-Smith <cpbs@debian.org>:
  After all, the gzip package is called `gzip, not `libz-bin...

James Troup <troup@debian.org>:
  Uh, probably because the gzip binary doesnt come from the
  non-existent libz package or the existent zlib package.
	-- debian-bugs-dist', 1355039760);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (756, 124, 'Every man who is high up likes to think that he has done it all himself,
and the wife smiles and lets it go at that.
		-- Barrie', 1355123206);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (727, 'tilling', '4.9.95-2', 3, 1354874119, 273, 33);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (727, 131, 'A log may float in a river, but that does not make it a crocodile.', 1354874541);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (727, 230, 'A lady with one of her ears applied
To an open keyhole heard, inside,
Two female gossips in converse free --
The subject engaging them was she.
"I think", said one, "and my husband thinks
That shes a prying, inquisitive minx!"
As soon as no more of it she could hear
The lady, indignant, removed her ear.
"I will not stay," she said with a pout,
"To hear my character lied about!"
		-- Gopete Sherany', 1354980728);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (727, 122, 'Sorry.  I forget what I was going to say.', 1355095059);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (897, 'touchings', '2.0.63-10', 2, 1354874119, 122, NULL);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (897, 9, 'Writers who use a computer swear to its liberating power in tones that bear
witness to the apocalyptic power of a new divinity.  Their conviction results
from something deeper than mere gratitude for the computers conveniences.
Every new medium of writing brings about new intensities of religious belief
and new schisms among believers.  In the 16th century the printed book helped
make possible the split between Catholics and Protestants.  In the 20th
century this history of tragedy and triumph is repeating itself as a farce.
Those who worship the Apple computer and those who put their faith in the IBM
PC are equally convinced that the other camp is damned or deluded.  Each cult
holds in contempt the rituals and the laws of the other.  Each thinks that it
is itself the one hope for salvation.
		-- Edward Mendelson, "The New Republic", February 22, 1988', 1354988567);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (897, 185, 'I have the simplest tastes.  I am always satisfied with the best.
		-- Oscar Wilde', 1355076981);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (897, 297, 'Make sure your code does nothing gracefully.', 1354984796);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (541, 'finer', '8.4-5', 13, 1354874119, 98, 99);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (541, 268, 'Love is the process of my leading you gently back to yourself.
		-- Saint Exupery', 1354925583);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (541, 17, 'I would gladly raise my voice in praise of women, only they wont let me
raise my voice.
		-- Winkle', 1355059193);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (541, 62, 'Humor in the Court:
Q: ...any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial 
   instead of an attempted murder trial?
A: The victim lived.', 1354894398);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (541, 143, 'First Law of Procrastination:
	Procrastination shortens the job and places the responsibility
	for its termination on someone else (i.e., the authority who
	imposed the deadline).

Fifth Law of Procrastination:
	Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has the feeling that
	there is nothing important to do.', 1354937369);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (83, 'magnums', '3.3-5', 13, 1354874119, 302, 280);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (83, 71, '<hoponpop> the difference between netbsd, freebsd, and openbsd, as an
           insider is freebsd is interested in getting things done, and
	   doesnt mind hurting people who get in their way.
<hoponpop> netbsd is interested in making sure nothing gets done, and
           doesnt mind hurting people who try to accomplish things.
<hoponpop> openbsd is interested in looking good, and doesnt hurt anyone
           in their own little community, but look out everybody else!', 1355037165);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (83, 44, 'A fool and his honey are soon parted.', 1354920269);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (794, 'allende', '1.14.62-6', 15, 1354874119, 272, 86);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (794, 82, '"On the Internet, no one knows youre using Windows NT"
(Submitted by Ramiro Estrugo, restrugo@fateware.com)', 1355004539);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (794, 215, 'Air is water with holes in it.', 1354917574);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (467, 'frowzy', '5.4-2', 7, 1354874119, 170, 184);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (467, 245, 'A man said to the Universe:
	"Sir, I exist!"
	"However," replied the Universe,
	"the fact has not created in me a sense of obligation."
		-- Stephen Crane', 1354952800);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (467, 98, 'Women, deceived by men, want to marry them; it is a kind of revenge
as good as any other.
		-- Philippe De Remi', 1354927731);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (467, 298, '<Ze0> so, hows everything in the world of Quack?
<LordHavoc> just ducky
<Ze0> excellent, fried duck is mighty fine tasty.', 1354891378);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (172, 'nelsons', '7.9-3', 6, 1354874119, 285, 209);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (172, 302, 'Pascal Users:
	To show respect for the 313th anniversary (tomorrow) of the
	death of Blaise Pascal, your programs will be run at half speed.', 1355045534);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (172, 164, 'Sanity and insanity overlap a fine grey line.', 1354949010);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (172, 187, 'Grub first, then ethics.
		-- Bertolt Brecht', 1354961668);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (172, 116, 'The only problem with seeing too much is that it makes you insane.
		-- Phaedrus', 1354978640);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (162, 'childminding', '7.9.44-9', 8, 1354874119, 180, 64);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (162, 86, 'Will this never-ending series of PLEASURABLE EVENTS never cease?', 1355100297);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (792, 'investigations', '3.14.38-8', 8, 1354874119, 75, 178);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (792, 162, 'Gosh that takes me back... or is it forward?  Thats the trouble with
time travel, you never can tell."
		-- Doctor Who, "Androids of Tara"', 1354949417);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (792, 263, 'The only happiness lies in reason; all the rest of the world is dismal.
The highest reason, however, I see in the work of the artist, and he may
experience it as such.  Happiness lies in the swiftness of feeling and
thinking: all the rest of the world is slow, gradual and stupid.  Whoever
could feel the course of a light ray would be very happy, for it is very
swift.  Thinking of oneself gives little happiness.  If, however, one feels
much happiness in this, it is because at bottom one is not thinking of
oneself but of ones ideal.  This is far, and only the swift shall reach
it and are delighted.
		-- Nietzsche', 1354945010);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (792, 34, 'Your lucky number has been disconnected.', 1355003361);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (792, 280, 'You can write a small letter to Grandma in the filename.
		-- Forbes Burkowski, CS, University of Washington', 1355023155);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (687, 'reflection', '5.16.16-9', 2, 1354874119, 104, 57);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (687, 22, '"MSDOS didnt get as bad as it is overnight -- it took over ten years
of careful development."
(By dmeggins@aix1.uottawa.ca)', 1354969744);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (687, 12, 'Xerox does it again and again and again and ...', 1354956021);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (687, 68, 'Im having a RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE ... and I dont take any DRUGS', 1354905907);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (687, 84, '"Faith:  not *wanting* to know what is true."
-- Friedrich Nietzsche', 1355095515);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (163, 'paramilitaries', '9.15.81-3', 2, 1354874119, 116, 166);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (163, 132, 'Yow!  I want to mail a bronzed artichoke to Nicaragua!', 1354950672);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (163, 248, 'For if there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in
despairing of life as in hoping for another life and in eluding the
implacable grandeur of this life.
		-- Albert Camus', 1355084089);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (163, 178, 'Politician:  An eel in the fundamental mud upon which the superstructure of
organized society is reared.  When he wriggles he mistakes the agitation of
his tail for the trembling of the edifice.  As compared with the statesman,
he suffers the disadvantage of being alive.
-- Ambrose Bierce', 1354889368);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (163, 71, 'The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody
appreciates how difficult it was.', 1355037876);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (365, 'sjaelland', '6.0.81-10', 3, 1354874120, 283, 152);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (365, 70, 'In California, Bill Honig, the Superintendent of Public Instruction, said he
thought the general public should have a voice in defining what an excellent
teacher should know.  "I would not leave the definition of math," Dr. Honig
said, "up to the mathematicians."
		-- The New York Times, October 22, 1985', 1354972177);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (365, 230, '<Teknix> our local telco has admitted that someone "backed into a
         button on a switch" and took the entire ATM network down
<netgod> hopefully now routers are designed better, so the "network
         off" swtich is on the back', 1355104937);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (365, 228, 'The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so
little to recommend it.
		-- Allan Sherman', 1354904258);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (365, 83, 'Oh give me your pity!
Im on a committee,			We attend and amend
Which means that from morning		And contend and defend
	to night,			Without a conclusion in sight.

We confer and concur,
We defer and demur,			We revise the agenda
And reiterate all of our thoughts.	With frequent addenda
					And consider a load of reports.

We compose and propose,
We suppose and oppose,			But though various notions
And the points of procedure are fun;	Are brought up as motions,
					Theres terribly little gets done.

We resolve and absolve;
But we never dissolve,
Since its out of the question for us
To bring our committee
To end like this ditty,
Which stops with a period, thus.
		-- Leslie Lipson, "The Committee"', 1354968711);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (682, 'numeration', '5.11.0-6', 6, 1354874120, 292, 43);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (682, 57, 'No good deed goes unpunished.
		-- Clare Booth Luce', 1354988623);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (682, 216, '<Ze0> so, hows everything in the world of Quack?
<LordHavoc> just ducky
<Ze0> excellent, fried duck is mighty fine tasty.', 1354977018);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (55, 'speechless', '0.15.95-5', 7, 1354874120, 88, 201);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (55, 285, 'A "No" uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a
"Yes" merely uttered to please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble.
		-- Mahatma Gandhi', 1355117539);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (178, 92, 'Marriage is learning about women the hard way.', 1354958271);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (178, 122, 'I like the way ONLY their mouths move ...  They look like DYING OYSTERS', 1355038362);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (178, 72, 'Revenge is a form of nostalgia.', 1354914860);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (178, 233, '<Knghtbrd> This font is starting to come out very nicely
<stu> Knghtbrd: oh dear, are you hacking up another quake font in vi? :)', 1354874855);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (396, 'copernican', '8.0.80-10', 4, 1354874120, 78, 52);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (396, 163, 'Once upon this midnight incoherent,
While you pondered sentient and crystalline,
Over many a broken and subordinate
Volume of gnarly lore,
While I pestered, nearly singing,
Sudddenly there came a hewing,
As of someone profusely skulking,
Skulking at my chamber door.', 1354998084);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (396, 70, 'Pardon this fortune.  Database under reconstruction.', 1355119211);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (304, 'philandering', '4.0-8', 11, 1354874120, 193, 223);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (304, 49, '<``Erik> 18,446,744,073,709,551,616 is a big number', 1355113583);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (304, 35, 'In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.', 1354884903);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (304, 196, '"Pacific Bell Customer Service, this is [..], how can I provide you with
excellent customer service today?"
"HAHAHAHAHA!!  Thats good, I like it.."
"Um, thanks, they make us say that."
        -- knghtbrd and a pacbell rep, name removed to protect her job', 1355031434);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (304, 248, 'Oh, and this is another kernel in that great and venerable "BugFree(tm)"
series of kernels.  So be not afraid of bugs, but go out in the streets
and deliver this message of joy to the masses.
	-- Linus, in the announcement for 1.3.27', 1354927538);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (817, 296, '<SirDibos> does Johnie Ingram hang out here on IRC?', 1355054564);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (817, 272, 'Good day for a change of scene.  Repaper the bedroom wall.', 1355068597);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (817, 102, 'QOTD:
	"I may not be able to walk, but I drive from the sitting position."', 1355060889);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (817, 25, '	"Have you lived here all your life?"
	"Oh, twice that long."', 1354934296);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (508, 'reassurance', '9.18.4-2', 10, 1354874120, 186, 236);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (508, 90, 'Note that if I can get you to "su and say" something just by asking,
you have a very serious security problem on your system and you should
look into it.
	-- Paul Vixie, vixie-cron 3.0.1 installation notes', 1354929081);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (508, 82, 'Look into my eyes and try to forget that you have a Macys charge card!', 1354975003);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (508, 58, '	"The pyramid is opening!"
	"Which one?"
	"The one with the ever-widening hole in it!"
		-- Firesign Theater, "How Can You Be In Two Places At
		   Once When Youre Not Anywhere At All"', 1354943865);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (62, 'psittacosis', '8.2-4', 3, 1354874120, 54, 52);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (62, 35, 'Barbaras Rules of Bitter Experience:
	(1) When you empty a drawer for his clothes
	    and a shelf for his toiletries, the relationship ends.
	(2) When you finally buy pretty stationary
	    to continue the correspondence, he stops writing.', 1354994719);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (62, 192, 'Well, anyway, I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized
that like most books, it had too many words.  The plot was the same one that
all James Bond books have: An evil person tries to blow up the world, but
James Bond kills him and his henchmen and makes love to several attractive
women.  There, thats it: 24 words.  But the guy who wrote the book took
*thousands* of words to say it.
	Or consider "The Brothers Karamazov", by the famous Russian alcoholic
Fyodor Dostoyevsky.  Its about these two brothers who kill their father.
Or maybe only one of them kills the father.  Its impossible to tell because
what they mostly do is talk for nearly a thousand pages.  If all Russians talk
as much as the Karamazovs did, I dont see how they found time to become a
major world power.
	Im told that Dostoyevsky wrote "The Brothers Karamazov" to raise
the question of whether there is a God.  So why didnt he just come right
out and say: "Is there a God? It sure beats the heck out of me."
	Other famous works could easily have been summarized in a few words:

* "Moby Dick" -- Dont mess around with large whales because they symbolize
  nature and will kill you.
* "A Tale of Two Cities" -- French people are crazy.
		-- Dave Barry', 1354940512);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (62, 231, '>       Yeah, Linus is in the US.
>
>       His source trees are in Finland.

        OK, someone give him access -fast- ...... ;-)
	-- babydr@nwrain.net, because of problems with the kernel', 1354908866);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (824, 75, 'Your mind understands what you have been taught; your heart, what is true.', 1354920966);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (824, 102, 'Life is to you a dashing and bold adventure.', 1355121606);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (824, 108, 'Nobodys gonna believe that computers are intelligent until they start
coming in late and lying about it.', 1354879322);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (824, 127, 'Logic is a little bird, sitting in a tree; that smells *_____awful*.', 1355094607);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (801, 'suctions', '9.17.10-8', 2, 1354874120, 61, NULL);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (801, 196, 'The real trouble with reality is that theres no background music.', 1354967499);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (801, 181, 'Its is not, it isnt aint, and its its, not its, if you mean it
is.  If you dont, its its.  Then too, its hers.  It isnt hers.  It
isnt ours either.  Its ours, and likewise yours and theirs.
		-- Oxford University Press, Edpress News', 1355078125);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (801, 296, 'If science were explained to the average person in a way that is accessible
and exciting, there would be no room for pseudoscience.  But there is a kind
of Greshams Law by which in popular culture the bad science drives out the
good.  And for this I think we have to blame, first, the scientific community
ourselves for not doing a better job of popularizing science, and second, the
media, which are in this respect almost uniformly dreadful.  Every newspaper
in America has a daily astrology column.  How many have even a weekly
astronomy column?  And I believe it is also the fault of the educational
system.  We do not teach how to think.  This is a very serious failure that
may even, in a world rigged with 60,000 nuclear weapons, compromise the human
future.
- Carl Sagan, The Burden Of Skepticism, The Skeptical Inquirer, Vol. 12, Fall 87', 1355032177);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (801, 213, 'Keep a diary and one day itll keep you.
		-- Mae West', 1355070268);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (764, 'repetitious', '3.14.97-8', 5, 1354874120, 261, 166);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (764, 283, 'A man with 3 wings and a dictionary is cousin to the turkey.', 1355004050);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (764, 21, 'This generation doesnt have emotional baggage.  We have emotional moving vans.
		-- Bruce Feirstein', 1354917328);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (764, 165, 'New Yorks got the ways and means;
Just wont let you be.
		-- The Grateful Dead', 1355035933);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (764, 46, '"And kids... learn something from Susie and Eddie.
 If you think theres a maniacal psycho-geek in the
 basement:
    1)	Dont give him a chance to hit you on the
	head with an axe!
    2)	Flee the premises... even if youre in your
	underwear.
    3)	Warn the neighbors and call the police.
 But whatever else you do... DONT GO DOWN IN THE DAMN BASEMENT!"
-- Saturday Night Live meets Friday the 13th', 1355052562);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (724, 171, 'Any two philosophers can tell each other all they know in two hours.
		-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.', 1354954892);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (724, 212, 'Tobacco is a filthy weed,
That from the devil does proceed;
It drains your purse, it burns your clothes,
And makes a chimney of your nose.
		-- B. Waterhouse', 1354894680);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (724, 163, 'What good is an obscenity trial except to popularize literature?
		-- Nero Wolfe, "The League of Frightened Men"', 1354905392);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (724, 44, 'Your fault -- core dumped', 1354989240);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (230, 'fiendish', '7.11-9', 6, 1354874121, 263, 37);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (230, 132, 'All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.', 1355093660);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (230, 300, 'A New York City ordinance prohibits the shooting of rabbits from the
rear of a Third Avenue street car -- if the car is in motion.', 1354893499);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (812, 'irrevocably', '2.19-10', 5, 1354874121, 89, 172);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (812, 84, 'All the big corporations depreciate their possessions, and you can, too,
provided you use them for business purposes.  For example, if you subscribe
to the Wall Street Journal, a business-related newspaper, you can deduct the
cost of your house, because, in the words of U.S. Supreme Court Chief
Justice Warren Burger in a landmark 1979 tax decision: "Where else are you
going to read the paper?  Outside?  What if it rains?"
		-- Dave Barry, "Sweating Out Taxes"', 1354904522);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (812, 208, 'Young men are fitter to invent than to judge; fitter for execution than for
counsel; and fitter for new projects than for settled business.  For the
experience of age, in things that fall within the compass of it, directeth
them; but in new things, abuseth them.  The errors of young men are the ruin
of business; but the errors of aged men amount but to this, that more might
have been done, or sooner.  Young men, in the conduct and management of
actions, embrace more than they can hold; stir more than they can quiet; fly
to the end, without consideration of the means and degrees; pursue some few
principles which they have chanced upon absurdly; care not how they innovate,
which draws unknown inconveniences; and, that which doubleth all errors, will
not acknowledge or retract them; like an unready horse, that will neither stop
nor turn.  Men of age object too much, consult too long, adventure too little,
repent too soon, and seldom drive business home to the full period, but
content themselves with a mediocrity of success.  Certainly, it is good to
compound employments of both ... because the virtues of either age may correct
the defects of both.
		-- Francis Bacon, "Essay on Youth and Age"', 1355003371);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (354, 238, 'last|perl -pe $_ x=/(..:..)...(.*)/&&"$1"ge$1&&"$1"lt$2
Thats gonna be tough for Randal to beat...  :-)
             -- Larry Wall in  <1991Apr29.072206.5621@jpl-devvax.jpl.nasa.gov>', 1354962582);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (354, 215, 'I know on which side my bread is buttered.
		-- John Heywood', 1354914907);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (104, 'hurleys', '3.0-9', 3, 1354874121, 172, 275);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (104, 247, 'Usually, when a lot of men get together, its called a war.
		-- Mel Brooks, "The Listener"', 1354952088);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (104, 29, 'Comparing information and knowledge is like asking whether the fatness
of a pig is more or less green than the designated hitter rule."
		-- David Guaspari', 1355101607);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (104, 51, 'Sentimentality -- thats what we call the sentiment we dont share.
		-- Graham Greene', 1355053526);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (104, 291, 'The clothes have no emperor.
		-- C.A.R. Hoare, commenting on ADA.', 1354920861);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (447, 'armlets', '5.19.27-4', 11, 1354874121, 176, 236);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (447, 80, '<knghtbrd> this is college course in formal logic
<devkev> knghtbrd: i hate that shit, much prefer fuzzy logic :)
<knghtbrd> kev: fuzzy logic tickles.
<taniwha> knghtbrd: lol
<devkev> knghtbrd: fuzzy logic is so cool, it models the world really well', 1355028650);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (447, 14, 'Gone With The Wind LITE(tm)
	-- by Margaret Mitchell

	A woman only likes men she cant have and the South gets trashed.

Gift of the Magi LITE(tm)
	-- by O. Henry

	A husband and wife forget to register their gift preferences.

The Old Man and the Sea LITE(tm)
	-- by Ernest Hemingway

	An old man goes fishing, but doesnt have much luck.', 1354951195);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (115, 'antagonists', '8.15.53-8', 9, 1354874121, 115, 110);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (115, 238, 'To err is human, but I can REALLY foul things up.', 1354976546);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (796, 'logy', '8.8-9', 10, 1354874121, 52, 112);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (796, 276, '"Where humor is concerned there are no standards -- no one can say what is 
good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
 -- John Kenneth Galbraith', 1355079118);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (563, 'gasworkss', '5.4-6', 11, 1354874121, 92, 172);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (563, 56, 'It may be bad manners to talk with your mouth full, but it isnt too
good either if you speak when your head is empty.', 1354961248);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (563, 133, 'The major difference between bonds and bond traders is that the bonds will
eventually mature.', 1354901052);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (563, 111, 'I guess what Im saying is that the croak in question is requiring
agreement (in the linguistic sense) that isnt buying us anything.
             -- Larry Wall in <199709241628.JAA08908@wall.org>', 1355068192);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (179, 'kitchen', '9.19-4', 7, 1354874121, 95, 247);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (179, 147, 'Creating computer software is always a demanding and painstaking
process -- an exercise in logic, clear expression, and almost fanatical
attention to detail.  It requires intelligence, dedication, and an
enormous amount of hard work.  But, a certain amount of unpredictable
and often unrepeatable inspiration is what usually makes the difference
between adequacy and excellence.', 1354919806);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (608, 'troopers', '2.17.31-7', 13, 1354874121, 253, 51);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (608, 256, 'The first thing we do, lets kill all the lawyers.
		-- Wm. Shakespeare, "Henry VI", Part IV', 1354877357);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (608, 185, 'The faster I go, the behinder I get.
		-- Lewis Carroll', 1354979602);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (193, 'certificating', '9.5-7', 2, 1354874121, 20, 65);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (193, 268, 'Q:	How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?
A:	None.  The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.', 1354882120);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (193, 104, 'To stay young requires unceasing cultivation of the ability to unlearn
old falsehoods.
		-- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough For Love"', 1354901800);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (285, 'recordings', '8.18.77-5', 14, 1354874121, 128, 147);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (285, 85, 'life, n.:
	That brief interlude between nothingness and eternity.', 1354961083);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (285, 228, 'Anthonys Law of the Workshop:
	Any tool when dropped, will roll into the least accessible
	corner of the workshop.

Corollary:
	On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first strike
	your toes.', 1354924375);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (501, 'rattling', '6.17-5', 9, 1354874121, 300, 287);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (501, 94, 'Have you noticed the way peoples intelligence capabilities decline
sharply the minute they start waving guns around?
		-- Dr. Who', 1354899643);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (338, 'inveighed', '9.8-5', 9, 1354874121, 133, 275);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (338, 253, 'The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.
		-- David Gerrold', 1354904970);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (362, 'sheltons', '7.5-8', 9, 1354874121, 49, 135);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (362, 40, '"You need tender loving care once a week - so that I can slap you into shape."
- Ellyn Mustard', 1354989988);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (362, 284, 'The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.', 1354924784);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (733, 'tacitly', '5.16.34-9', 3, 1354874121, 118, 52);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (733, 36, 'I do not remember ever having seen a sustained argument by an author which,
starting from philosophical premises likely to meet with general acceptance,
reached the conclusion that a praiseworthy ordering of ones life is to
devote it to research in mathematics.
		-- Sir Edmund Whittaker, "Scientific American", Vol. 183', 1354930506);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (733, 205, 'Natural selection wont matter soon, not anywhere as much as concious selection.
We will civilize and alter ourselves to suit our ideas of what we can be.
Within one more human lifespan, we will have changed ourselves unrecognizably.
-- Greg Bear', 1354924664);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (733, 215, 'My apologies if I sound angry.  I feel like Im talking to a void.
	-- Avery Pennarun', 1355121992);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (733, 159, 'We question most of the mantras around here periodically, in case
you hadnt noticed.  :-)
             -- Larry Wall in <199705101952.MAA00756@wall.org>', 1355115855);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (825, 'interfiling', '7.1.92-8', 3, 1354874121, 110, 232);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (825, 61, 'New Hampshire law forbids you to tap your feet, nod your head, or in
any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.', 1354915339);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (825, 150, 'If loving linux is wrong, I dont wanna be right.
	-- Topic for #LinuxGER', 1354911160);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (825, 303, 'Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made
sense from things she found in gift shops.
		-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.', 1354888998);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (728, 'dittoed', '8.19-4', 3, 1354874122, 63, NULL);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (728, 28, 'A journey of a thousand miles starts under ones feet.
		-- Lao Tsu', 1355091459);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (728, 81, '"An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a
cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup." - H.L. Mencken', 1355097146);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (728, 143, 'Now is the time for all good men to come to.
		-- Walt Kelly', 1354907635);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (863, 'answers', '2.11.72-3', 5, 1354874122, 228, 23);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (863, 232, 'Anyone can become angry -- that is easy; but to be angry with the right
person, to the right degree, at the right time, for the right purpose
and in the right way -- that is not easy.
		-- Aristotle', 1355090754);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (766, 'rehabilitate', '3.3-5', 13, 1354874122, 199, 57);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (766, 297, 'What is wanted is not the will to believe, but the will to find out,
which is the exact opposite.
		-- Bertrand Russell, "Skeptical Essays", 1928', 1355090507);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (766, 164, 'Arrakis teaches the attitude of the knife - chopping off whats
incomplete and saying: "Now its complete because its ended here."
		-- Muaddib, "Dune"', 1355105946);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (766, 279, '<BenC> CosmicRay: you complete me
<BenC> err...
<CosmicRay> heh
* BenC goes back to coding
* elmo looks at benc
<elmo> something we should know about you and cosmicray, Ben? :)', 1355032612);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (766, 56, 'Yall hear about the geometer who went to the beach to catch some
rays and became a tangent ?', 1354923879);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (820, 'straightnesss', '6.3.79-4', 1, 1354874122, 122, 141);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (820, 209, 'From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed
with laughter.  Some day I intend reading it.
		-- Groucho Marx, from "The Book of Insults"', 1354893074);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (833, 'eggs', '4.17.30-1', 8, 1354874122, 150, 59);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (833, 301, 'Still looking for the glorious results of my misspent youth.  Say, do you
have a map to the next joint?', 1355028817);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (833, 30, 'QOTD:
	"A university faculty is 500 egotists with a common parking problem."', 1355011812);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (9, 'shaded', '8.3.23-1', 15, 1354874122, 37, 50);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (9, 277, 'Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them.', 1355095702);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (9, 209, 'I am tired of fighting...The old men are all dead...The little children
are freezing to death. My people, some of them, have run away to the
hills and have no blankets, no food. No one knows where they are...Hear
me, my Chiefs!! I am tired: my heart is sick and sad. From where the sun
now stands, I will fight no more.              Chief Joseph, (Nez Perce)', 1355072662);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (9, 31, ': 1.  What is the possibility of this being added in the future?
In the near future, the probability is close to zero.  In the distant
future, Ill be dead, and posterity can do whatever they like...  :-) --lwall', 1354944060);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (9, 106, 'Where does it go when you flush?', 1354929629);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (391, 'antitoxins', '7.10-4', 14, 1354874122, 217, 143);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (391, 270, 'To our sweethearts and wives.  May they never meet.
		-- 19th century toast', 1355066463);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (391, 197, '"I think Michael is like litmus paper - hes always trying to learn."
-- Elizabeth Taylor, absurd non-sequitir about Michael Jackson', 1354991742);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (391, 196, 'I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I tell them the truth
and they never believe me.
		-- Camillo Di Cavour', 1355103469);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (391, 215, '   It is either through the influence of narcotic potions, of which all
primitive peoples and races speak in hymns, or through the powerful approach
of spring, penetrating with joy all of nature, that those Dionysian stirrings
arise, which in their intensification lead the individual to forget himself
completely. . . .Not only does the bond between man and man come to be forged
once again by the magic of the Dionysian rite, but alienated, hostile, or
subjugated nature again celebrates her reconciliation with her prodigal son,
man.
- Fred Nietzsche, The Birth of Tragedy', 1354915822);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (31, 'imparting', '4.7-5', 7, 1354874122, 186, 33);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (31, 96, 'The meek shall inherit the earth; but by that time there wont be
anything left worth inheriting.', 1354984685);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (31, 31, 'Out of sight is out of mind.
		-- Arthur Clough', 1355068240);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (31, 89, 'Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise person to be able to sell it.', 1355120339);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (31, 103, '"Well," Brahma said, "even after ten thousand explanations, a fool is no
wiser, but an intelligent man requires only two thousand five hundred."
		-- The Mahabharata.', 1355057644);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (206, 'lovelies', '5.5.36-9', 14, 1354874122, 27, 280);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (206, 6, 'Base 8 is just like base 10, if you are missing two fingers.
		-- Tom Lehrer', 1355002530);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (206, 229, '"Tourists -- have some fun with New yorks hard-boiled cabbies.  When you get 
to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay?	I was hitchhiking."
-- David Letterman', 1355039969);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (206, 148, 'It takes less time to do a thing right than it does to explain why you
did it wrong.
		-- H.W. Longfellow', 1354895103);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (149, 'bowens', '3.7.55-6', 1, 1354874122, 103, 209);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (149, 278, 'Could be youre crossing the fine line
A silly driver kind of...off the wall

You keep it cool when its t-t-tight
...eyes wide open when you start to fall.
- The Cars', 1355086999);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (149, 298, 'Only the fittest survive. The vanquished acknowledge their unworthiness by 
placing a classified ad with the ritual phrase "must sell -- best offer," 
and thereafter dwell in infamy, relegated to discussing gas mileage and lawn
food.  But if successful, you join the elite sodality that spends hours 
unpurifying the dialect of the tribe with arcane talk of bits and bytes, RAMS
and ROMS, hard disks and baud rates. Are you obnoxious, obsessed?  Its a 
modest price to pay.  For you have tapped into the same awesome primal power 
that produces credit-card billing errors and lost plane reservations.  Hail,
postindustrial warrior, subduer of Bounceoids, pride of the cosmos, keeper of
the silicone creed: Computo, ergo sum.  The force is with you -- at 110 volts.
May your RAMS be fruitful and multiply.
		-- Curt Suplee, "Smithsonian", 4/83', 1354914733);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (367, 'ream', '9.0-7', 12, 1354874122, 278, 77);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (367, 110, 'Youre never too old to become younger.
		-- Mae West', 1354971233);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (850, 'lugs', '0.11.82-6', 14, 1354874122, 287, 159);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (850, 220, 'FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN:	#17

Shoes:
	 The average man has 4 pairs of footwear: running shoes, dress shoes,
boots, and slippers.  The average woman has shoes 4 layers thick on the floor
of her closet.  Most of them hurt her feet.
 
Making friends:
	 A woman will meet another woman with common interests, do a few things
together, and say something like, "I hope we can be good friends."
	A man will meet another man with common interests, do a few things
together, and say nothing.  After years of interacting with this other man,
sharing hopes and fears that he wouldnt confide in his priest or
psychiatrist, hell finally let down his guard in a fit of drunken
sentimentality and say something like, "You know, for someone whos such a
jerk, I guess youre OK."', 1355086280);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (850, 294, 'Never trust anyone who says money is no object.', 1354937765);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (877, 'motherlinesss', '5.0.38-3', 12, 1354874122, 84, 85);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (877, 75, 'Each man is his own prisoner, in solitary confinement for life.', 1355086248);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (509, 'destruct', '9.9-3', 15, 1354874122, 45, 223);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (509, 288, 'Fanaticism consists of redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim.
		-- George Santayana', 1355047853);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (509, 92, 'I always turn to the sports pages first, which record peoples accomplishments.
The front page has nothing but mans failures.
		-- Chief Justice Earl Warren', 1355035522);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (509, 187, 'Good leaders being scarce, following yourself is allowed.', 1354955006);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (509, 148, 'Maryanns Law:
	You can always find what youre not looking for.', 1355092565);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (557, 'flatting', '6.1.6-5', 9, 1354874122, 164, 85);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (557, 164, '<elmo> unclean: err, the admin team do not control the archive, thats the
       ftp cabal
<elmo> get your cabals right, damn it :-P', 1355021777);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (557, 125, 'I had a feeling once about mathematics -- that I saw it all.  Depth beyond
depth was revealed to me -- the Byss and the Abyss. I saw -- as one might
see the transit of Venus or even the Lord Mayors Show -- a quantity passing
through infinity and changing its sign from plus to minus.  I saw exactly
why it happened and why tergiversation was inevitable -- but it was after
dinner and I let it go.
		-- Winston Churchill', 1355053995);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (557, 93, 'Almost anything derogatory you could say about todays software design
would be accurate.
		-- K.E. Iverson', 1355131256);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (557, 265, 'Never worry about theory as long as the machinery does what its supposed to do.
		-- R. A. Heinlein', 1355082205);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (566, 'lewder', '8.3.29-9', 3, 1354874123, 211, 228);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (566, 164, 'Gary Hart:  living proof that you *can* screw your brains out.', 1355041797);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (566, 134, 'A billion here, a billion there -- pretty soon it adds up to real money.
		-- Sen. Everett Dirksen, on the U.S. defense budget', 1354942657);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (566, 36, 'A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the
poor to protect them from each other.', 1354964518);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (516, 'subliminal', '9.15-8', 3, 1354874123, 48, 263);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (516, 156, 'Its later than you think.', 1354902161);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (516, 164, '<Tazman> damn my office is cold.
<Tazman> need a hot secretary to warm it up.
	-- Seen on #Linux', 1355132956);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (516, 205, 'In America, its not how much an item costs, its how much you save.', 1354981961);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (834, 'cuzco', '5.6-1', 14, 1354874123, 22, 70);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (834, 84, 'Murder is always a mistake -- one should never do anything one cannot
talk about after dinner.
		-- Oscar Wilde, "The Picture of Dorian Gray"', 1354880718);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (836, 'callas', '8.6-10', 2, 1354874123, 108, 52);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (836, 247, 'Neglect of duty does not cease, by repetition, to be neglect of duty.
		-- Napoleon', 1355008351);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (418, 'soundboards', '6.10-1', 15, 1354874123, 187, 71);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (418, 148, 'He who is known as an early riser need not get up until noon.', 1355110654);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (418, 195, 'What fools these mortals be.
		-- Lucius Annaeus Seneca', 1354952789);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (418, 299, 'Howes Law:
	Everyone has a scheme that will not work.', 1355054566);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (418, 260, 'So little time, so little to do.
		-- Oscar Levant', 1355080401);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (680, 'lacerate', '1.3-2', 16, 1354874123, 38, NULL);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (680, 283, '>  Where in the US is Linus?

He was in the "Promise Land".
	-- David S. Miller <davem@caip.rutgers.edu>', 1354878599);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (610, 'muzzles', '9.19.47-3', 9, 1354874123, 95, 209);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (610, 83, 'Brace yourselves.  Were about to try something that borders on the unique:
an actually rather serious technical book which is not only (gasp) vehemently
anti-Solemn, but also (shudder) takes sides.  I tend to think of it as
`Constructive Snottiness.
		-- Mike Padlipsky, "Elements of Networking Style"', 1355068036);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (610, 281, 'Son, someday a man is going to walk up to you with a deck of cards on which
the seal is not yet broken.  And he is going to offer to bet you that he can
make the Ace of Spades jump out of the deck and squirt cider in your ears.
But son, do not bet this man, for you will end up with a ear full of cider.
		-- Sky Mastersons Father', 1355069990);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (672, 'queens', '1.18.24-1', 9, 1354874123, 249, 275);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (672, 12, 'The first rule of all intelligent tinkering is to keep all the parts.
		-- Aldo Leopold, quoted in Donald Wursters "Natures Economy"', 1354876988);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (672, 293, 'I wouldnt marry her with a ten foot pole.', 1355117745);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (672, 41, 'We are all born equal... just some of us are more equal than others.', 1354958846);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (672, 126, 'Premature optimization is the root of all evil.
		-- D.E. Knuth', 1354937283);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (503, 'snowmen', '7.4-6', 10, 1354874123, 213, 37);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (503, 255, 'In real love you want the other persons good.  In romantic love you
want the other person.
		-- Margaret Anderson', 1355047750);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (503, 53, 'gleemites, n.:
	Petrified deposits of toothpaste found in sinks.
		-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends', 1355128351);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (503, 91, 'Im continually AMAZED at thbreathtaking effects of WIND EROSION!!', 1355094796);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (713, 'goalie', '0.19.62-5', 3, 1354874123, 218, 201);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (713, 232, 'Cheese -- milks leap toward immortality.
		-- Clifton Fadiman, "Any Number Can Play"', 1355023326);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (713, 82, 'To be successful, a woman has to be much better at her job than a man.
		-- Golda Meir', 1355102682);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (433, 'mends', '8.14-5', 8, 1354874123, 274, 80);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (433, 69, '"Theyre unfriendly, which is fortunate, really.  Theyd be difficult to like."
		-- Avon', 1354938850);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (433, 34, 'I HAVE to buy a new "DODGE MISER" and two dozen JORDACHE JEANS because
my viewscreen is "USER-FRIENDLY"!!', 1355041108);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (433, 237, 'Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery.', 1355120267);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (173, 'discreet', '1.7-9', 10, 1354874123, 115, 266);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (173, 26, 'Life is a grand adventure -- or it is nothing.
		-- Helen Keller', 1355120755);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (552, 'blahss', '3.11-4', 9, 1354874123, 10, 159);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (552, 264, '  A little pain never hurt anyone.', 1354900152);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (100, 'human', '6.12-1', 4, 1354874123, 218, 132);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (100, 86, '3M, under the Scotch brand name, manufactures a fine adhesive for art
and display work.  This product is called "Craft Mount".  3M suggests
that to obtain the best results, one should make the bond "while the
adhesive is wet, aggressively tacky."  I did not know what "aggressively
tacky" meant until I read todays fortune.

		[And who said we didnt offer equal time, huh? Ed.]', 1355092092);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (840, 'meshed', '8.1.35-10', 14, 1354874123, 84, 89);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (840, 16, 'Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity.  They seem
more afraid of life than death.
		-- James F. Byrnes', 1354893686);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (203, 'undercurrent', '6.9-4', 4, 1354874123, 271, 42);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (203, 216, 'If your mother knew what youre doing, shed probably hang her head and cry.', 1355047690);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (203, 277, 'Good evening, gentlemen.  I am a HAL 9000 computer.  I became operational
at the HAL plant in Urbana, Illinois, on January 11th, nineteen hundred
ninety-five.  My supervisor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a
song.  If you would like, I could sing it for you.', 1355081884);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (203, 294, 'It is very vulgar to talk like a dentist when one isnt a dentist.
It produces a false impression.
		-- Oscar Wilde.', 1354899329);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (113, 'cardenas', '9.0-6', 2, 1354874123, 301, 136);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (113, 290, 'Woodwards Law:
	A theory is better than its explanation.', 1354947069);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (113, 270, 'Of ______course its the murder weapon.  Who would frame someone with a fake?', 1354917869);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (626, 'predestine', '3.7.36-9', 13, 1354874123, 152, 51);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (626, 229, 'I have a theory that its impossible to prove anything, but I cant prove it.', 1355077485);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (626, 160, 'Whom the gods would destroy, they first teach BASIC.', 1355125821);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (626, 242, 'GREAT MOMENTS IN HISTORY (#7):  April 2, 1751

Issac Newton becomes discouraged when he falls up a flight of stairs.', 1354934429);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (626, 18, '"One size fits all":
	Doesnt fit anyone.', 1354968991);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (378, 'listened', '1.10.25-2', 15, 1354874123, 48, 37);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (378, 72, 'I think youre letting your knowledge of internals interfere with your
linguistic judgement here.
             -- Larry Wall in <199711011949.LAA25651@wall.org>', 1355017267);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (378, 237, 'QOTD:
	"I used to be an idealist, but I got mugged by reality."', 1355130684);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (493, 'disaffiliates', '7.2-3', 2, 1354874124, 69, 201);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (493, 83, 'Bahdges?  We dont need no stinkin bahdges!
		-- "The Treasure of Sierra Madre"', 1354877626);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (174, 'botanists', '1.10-5', 3, 1354874124, 46, 119);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (174, 158, 'In buying horses and taking a wife shut your eyes tight and commend
yourself to God.', 1354875499);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (302, 'output', '5.7-7', 4, 1354874124, 261, 266);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (302, 195, 'A boy gets to be a man when a man is needed.
		-- John Steinbeck', 1355069972);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (302, 149, 'The trouble with this country is that there are too many politicians
who believe, with a conviction based on experience, that you can fool
all of the people all of the time.
		-- Franklin Adams', 1355081902);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (405, 'weensy', '8.12-4', 5, 1354874124, 280, 74);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (405, 123, 'tax office, n.:
	Den of inequity.', 1354927992);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (405, 270, 'Eleanor Rigby
	Sits at the keyboard
	And waits for a line on the screen
Lives in a dream
Waits for a signal
	Finding some code
	That will make the machine do some more.
What is it for?

All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
All the lonely users, why does it take so long?

Hacker MacKensie
Writing the code for a program that no one will run
Its nearly done
Look at him working, fixing the bugs in the night when theres
	nobody there.
What does he care?

All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
All the lonely users, why does it take so long?
Ah, look at all the lonely users.
Ah, look at all the lonely users.', 1354889812);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (405, 281, 'As many of you know, I am taking a class here at UNC on Personality.
One of the tests to determine personality in our book was so incredibly
useful and interesting, I just had to share it.

Answer each of the following items "true" or "false"

 1. I salivate at the sight of mittens.
 2. If I go into the street, Im apt to be bitten by a horse.
 3. Some people never look at me.
 4. Spinach makes me feel alone.
 5. My sex life is A-okay.
 6. When I look down from a high spot, I want to spit.
 7. I like to kill mosquitoes.
 8. Cousins are not to be trusted.
 9. It makes me embarrassed to fall down.
10. I get nauseous from too much roller skating.
11. I think most people would cry to gain a point.
12. I cannot read or write.
13. I am bored by thoughts of death.
14. I become homicidal when people try to reason with me.
15. I would enjoy the work of a chicken flicker.
16. I am never startled by a fish.
17. My mothers uncle was a good man.
18. I dont like it when somebody is rotten.
19. People who break the law are wise guys.
20. I have never gone to pieces over the weekend.', 1355054424);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (642, 'outpatient', '2.17.91-10', 7, 1354874124, 155, 42);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (642, 50, 'So much food; so little time!', 1355043225);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (470, 'purling', '6.2.48-6', 14, 1354874124, 198, 71);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (470, 292, 'When youre married to someone, they take you for granted ... when
youre living with someone its fantastic ... theyre so frightened
of losing you theyve got to keep you satisfied all the time.
		-- Nell Dunn, "Poor Cow"', 1355031828);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (470, 15, '"Infidels in all ages have battled for the rights of man, and have at all times
been the fearless advocates of liberty and justice."
-- Robert Green Ingersoll', 1354900240);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (470, 251, 'The strong give up and move away, while the weak give up and stay.', 1355129131);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (470, 50, 'Tiger got to hunt,
Bird got to fly;
Man got to sit and wonder, "Why, why, why?"

Tiger got to sleep,
Bird got to land;
Man got to tell himself he understand.
		-- The Books of Bokonon', 1355061562);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (803, 219, 'Even more amazing was the realization that God has Internet access.  I
wonder if He has a full newsfeed?
	-- Matt Welsh', 1355073101);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (803, 272, 'Old age is too high a price to pay for maturity.', 1355058197);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (803, 179, 'I dont want to bore you, but theres nobody else around for me to bore.', 1354899357);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (612, 78, 'I place economy among the first and most important virtues, and public debt as
the greatest of dangers to be feared.  To preserve our independence, we must
not let our rulers load us with perpetual debt.  If we run into such debts, we
must be taxed in our meat and drink, in our necessities and in our comforts,
in our labor and in our amusements.  If we can prevent the government from
wasting the labor of the people, under the pretense of caring for them, they
will be happy.
		-- Thomas Jefferson', 1354946558);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (612, 209, 'No, Im not interested in developing a powerful brain.  All Im after is
just a mediocre brain, something like the president of American Telephone
and Telegraph Company.
		-- Alan Turing on the possibilities of a thinking
		   machine, 1943.', 1355030107);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (612, 37, 'A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
		-- Gloria Steinem', 1354975465);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (322, 158, '"Dont come back until you have him", the Tick-Tock Man said quietly,
sincerely, extremely dangerously.

They used dogs.  They used probes.  They used cardio plate crossoffs.
They used teepers.  They used bribery.  They used stick tites.  They used
intimidation.  They used torment.  They used torture.  They used finks.
They used cops.  They used search and seizure.  They used fallaron.  They
used betterment incentives.  They used finger prints.  They used the
bertillion system.  They used cunning.  They used guile.  They used treachery.
They used Raoul-Mitgong but he wasnt much help.  They used applied physics.
They used techniques of criminology.  And what the hell, they caught him.
		-- Harlan Ellison, "Repent, Harlequin, said the Tick-Tock Man"', 1354964513);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (322, 170, 'Welcome back, my friends, to the show that never ends!
Were so glad you could attend, come inside, come inside!
There behind the glass theres a real blade of grass,
Be careful as you pass, move along, move along.
Come inside, the shows about to start,
Guaranteed to blow your head apart.
Rest assured, youll get your moneys worth,
Greatest show, in heaven, hell or earth!
You gotta see the show!  Its a dynamo!
You gotta see the show!  Its rock n roll!
		-- ELP, "Karn Evil 9" (1st Impression, Part 2)', 1355025248);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (504, 95, 'Thats always the way when you discover something new; everyone thinks
youre crazy.
		-- Evelyn E. Smith', 1355101956);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (504, 128, '...this is an awesome sight.  The entire rebel resistance buried under six
million hardbound copies of "The Naked Lunch."
- The Firesign Theater', 1354933150);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (504, 122, 'Theres nothing wrong with teenagers that reasoning with them wont aggravate.', 1355046857);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (504, 67, 'i dont even know if it makes sense at all :) This is an experimental patch
for an experimental kernel :))
	-- Ingo Molnar on linux-kernel', 1355052752);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (69, 166, 'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the
stupidity of your action.', 1355038454);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (357, 57, 'A good marriage would be between a blind wife and deaf husband.
		-- Michel de Montaigne', 1355130851);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (781, 'cubism', '8.14-3', 10, 1354874124, 302, 77);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (781, 108, 'To give happiness is to deserve happiness.', 1355074695);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (781, 171, 'Learned men are the cisterns of knowledge, not the fountainheads.', 1355006007);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (21, 'whamming', '1.4.99-10', 2, 1354874124, 283, 99);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (21, 238, '	A wife started serving chopped meat, Monday hamburger, Tuesday meat
loaf, Wednesday tartar steak, and Thursday meatballs.  On Friday morning her
husband snarled, "How now, ground cow?"', 1354881661);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (21, 279, 'The Encyclopaedia Galactica defines a robot as a mechanical apparatus designed
to do the work of a man.  The marketing division of Sirius Cybernetics
Corporation defines a robot as Your Plastic Pal Whos Fun To Be With.
The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy defines the marketing division of the
Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as a bunch of mindless jerks wholl be the
first against the wall when the revolution comes, with a footnote to effect
that the editors would welcome applications from anyone interested in taking
over the post of robotics correspondent.
	Curiously enough, an edition of the Encyclopaedia Galactica that
had the good fortune to fall through a time warp from a thousand years in
the future defined the marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics
Corporation as a bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the
wall when the revolution came.
		-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy"', 1355100233);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (424, 'mythical', '2.19.96-6', 3, 1354874124, 291, 269);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (424, 185, '<Deek> you GPL your homework? :)
<knghtbrd> yah  =D
<knghtbrd> Anyone is permitted to use or modify my homework, but if they
           distribute changes they must include the full machine-readable
           source code ;>', 1354875936);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (822, 'pogrom', '8.12-4', 5, 1354874124, 71, 231);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (822, 220, 'In a great romance, each person basically plays a part that the
other really likes.
		-- Elizabeth Ashley', 1355030595);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (392, 'dr', '0.4-8', 1, 1354874124, 40, 201);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (392, 109, 'If you think things cant get worse its probably only because you
lack sufficient imagination.', 1354876325);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (392, 193, 'Physician:  One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well.
-- Ambrose Bierce', 1354933882);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (392, 14, 'Agnes Law:
	Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of.', 1355125943);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (225, 'honeydew', '9.1-3', 2, 1354874124, 193, 23);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (225, 39, 'A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.', 1354875042);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (564, 'rumble', '3.9.59-5', 2, 1354874124, 76, 263);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (564, 181, 'Lets say the docs present a simplified view of reality...    :-)
             -- Larry Wall in  <6940@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV>', 1355035772);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (564, 92, 'Give him an evasive answer.', 1355119838);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (564, 293, 'X windows:
	Its not how slow you make it.  Its how you make it slow.
	The windowing system preferred by masochists 3 to 1.
	Built to take on the world... and lose!
	Dont try it til youve knocked it.
	Power tools for Power Fools.
	Putting new limits on productivity.
	The closer you look, the cruftier we look.
	Design by counterexample.
	A new level of software disintegration.
	No hardware is safe.
	Do your time.
	Rationalization, not realization.
	Old-world software cruftsmanship at its finest.
	Gratuitous incompatibility.
	Your mother.
	THE user interference management system.
	You cant argue with failure.
	You havent died til youve used it.

The environment of today... tomorrow!
	X windows.', 1355013681);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (564, 122, 'If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no
longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
		-- Abigail Van Buren', 1354984673);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (550, 'pianissimo', '0.17.11-5', 1, 1354874125, 174, 209);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (550, 185, '<Knghtbrd>     Europe Passes Pro-spam Law
<Knghtbrd> I though only Americans were that fucking stupid  =>
<Espy> apparently americans are quite naive :)', 1355130040);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (550, 90, 'Please remain calm, its no use both of us being hysterical at the same time.', 1355022103);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (550, 110, 'On Netscape GPLing their browser: ``How can you trust a browser that
ANYONE can hack? For the secure choice, choose Microsoft.
	-- <oryx@pobox.com> in a comment on slashdot.org', 1354911789);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (292, 'productivity', '6.5-8', 3, 1354874125, 69, 266);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (292, 281, 'The cost of living hasnt affected its popularity.', 1354876420);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (408, 'smogs', '8.8.29-1', 16, 1354874125, 285, 279);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (408, 164, 'One small step for man, one giant stumble for mankind.', 1355019268);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (408, 79, '>    What is the status of Linux Unicode implementation. Will Linux
>    be prepared for the first contact?

We have full klingon console support just in case
	-- Alan Cox on linux-kernel', 1354989067);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (408, 272, 'Flee at once, all is discovered.', 1354992502);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (408, 185, 'You cant have everything.  Where would you put it?
		-- Steven Wright', 1355010445);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (515, 'withdraws', '3.0.34-1', 11, 1354874125, 108, 85);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (515, 194, 'After a few boring years, socially meaningful rock n roll died out. It was
replaced by disco, which offers no guidance to any form of life more
advanced than the lichen family.
		-- Dave Barry, "Kids Today: They Dont Know Dum Diddly Do"', 1355080412);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (747, 'poodles', '5.5-9', 4, 1354874125, 264, 294);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (747, 235, 'You may already be a loser.
		-- Form letter received by Rodney Dangerfield.', 1354892663);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (747, 28, 'The person who can smile when something goes wrong has thought of
someone to blame it on.', 1355080417);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (747, 50, 'LILO, youve got me on my knees!
	-- David Black, dblack@pilot.njin.net, with apologies to Derek and the
Dominos, and Werner Almsberger', 1355131646);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (747, 234, 'Big M, Little M, many mumbling mice
Are making midnight music in the moonlight,
Mighty nice!', 1355020589);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (521, 'meccas', '8.8.70-9', 7, 1354874125, 52, 57);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (521, 231, 'Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repainting.
		-- Billy Rose', 1355038349);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (843, 'sailboats', '4.19-10', 4, 1354874125, 124, 89);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (843, 45, 'The sky is blue so we know where to stop mowing.
		-- Judge Harold T. Stone', 1355075433);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (843, 27, '"Rights" is a fictional abstraction.  No one has "Rights", neither machines
nor flesh-and-blood.  Persons... have opportunities, not rights, which they
use or do not use.
		-- Lazarus Long', 1354932031);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (476, 'inequitable', '0.5.40-1', 7, 1354874125, 157, NULL);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (476, 243, 'The life of a repo man is always intense.', 1355012780);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (476, 268, 'Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten.
		-- B.F. Skinner', 1355089159);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (476, 60, 'The rules:
	 (1) Thou shalt not worship other computer systems.
	 (2) Thou shalt not impersonate Liberace or eat watermelon while
	      sitting at the console keyboard.
	 (3) Thou shalt not slap users on the face, nor staple their silly
	     little card decks together.
	 (4) Thou shalt not get physically involved with the computer system,
	     especially if youre already married.
	 (5) Thou shalt not use magnetic tapes as frisbees, nor use a disk
	     pack as a stool to reach another disk pack.
	 (6) Thou shalt not stare at the blinking lights for more than one
	     eight hour shift.
	 (7) Thou shalt not tell users that you accidentally destroyed their
	     files/backup just to see the look on their little faces.
	 (8) Thou shalt not enjoy cancelling a job.
	 (9) Thou shalt not display firearms in the computer room.
	(10) Thou shalt not push buttons "just to see what happens".', 1355123416);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (476, 89, 'Three oclock in the afternoon is always just a little too late or a little
too early for anything you want to do.
		-- Jean-Paul Sartre', 1354947838);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (143, 'auscultate', '9.9-5', 9, 1354874125, 241, 287);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (143, 265, 'Remark of Dr. Baldwins concerning upstarts: We dont care to eat toadstools
that think they are truffles.
		-- Mark Twain, "Puddnhead Wilsons Calendar"', 1354916998);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (71, 'xenia', '7.1-8', 4, 1354874125, 49, 275);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (71, 182, 'Politics, as a practice, whatever its professions, has always been the
systematic organisation of hatreds.
		-- Henry Adams, "The Education of Henry Adams"', 1355081805);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (71, 46, '[Norm comes in with an attractive woman.]

Coach:  Normie, Normie, could this be Vera?
Norm:   With a lot of expensive surgery, maybe.
		-- Cheers, Normans Conquest

Coach:  Whats up, Normie?
Norm:   The temperature under my collar, Coach.
		-- Cheers, Ill Be Seeing You (Part 2)

Coach:  What would you say to a nice beer, Normie?
Norm:   Going down?
		-- Cheers, Diane Meets Mom', 1354930827);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (71, 111, 'The average woman must inevitably view her actual husband with a certain
disdain; he is anything but her ideal.  In consequence, she cannot help
feeling that her children are cruelly handicapped by the fact that he is
their father.
		-- H.L. Mencken', 1354890059);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (71, 143, 'Got a dictionary?  I want to know the meaning of life.', 1355094205);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (715, 'rudyards', '3.16.40-1', 13, 1354874125, 262, 253);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (715, 8, 'The Poems, all three hundred of them, may be summed up in one of their phrases:
"Let our thoughts be correct".
		-- Confucius', 1354982273);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (765, 'introits', '5.2.0-6', 16, 1354874125, 35, 85);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (765, 148, '"A wizard cannot do everything; a fact most magicians are reticent to admit,
let alone discuss with prospective clients.  Still, the fact remains that 
there are certain objects, and people, that are, for one reason or another, 
completely immune to any direct magical spell.  It is for this group of
beings that the magician learns the subtleties of using indirect spells.
It also does no harm, in dealing with these matters, to carry a large club
near your person at all times."
		-- The Teachings of Ebenezum, Volume VIII', 1355120802);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (765, 267, '... most of us learned about love the hard way.  Even warnings are probably
useless, for somehow, despite the severest warnings of parents and friends,
hundreds, thousands of women have forgotten themselves at the last minute
and succumbed to the lies, promises, flatteries, or mere attentions of
lusting, lovely men, landing themselves in complicated predicaments from
which some of them never recovered during their entire lives.  And I am not
speaking only of your teenaged Midwesterners in 1958; Im speaking of women
of every age in every city in every year.  The notorious sexual revolution
has saved no one from the pain and confusion of love.
		-- Alix Kates Shulman', 1355125320);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (765, 134, '-- I love KATRINKA because she drives a PONTIAC.  Were going away
now.  I fed the cat.', 1354884866);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (765, 127, 'Beware of the Turing Tar-pit in which everything is possible but nothing of 
interest is easy.', 1355000548);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (520, 'despotic', '7.14.65-8', 3, 1354874125, 256, 63);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (520, 217, 'Foolproof Operation:
	No provision for adjustment.', 1354888865);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (520, 18, 'District of Columbia pedestrians who leap over passing autos to escape
injury, and then strike the car as they come down, are liable for any
damage inflicted on the vehicle.', 1355030634);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (520, 273, 'Jim>   http://www.novare.net/~eam/kaffe/
Joey>                           ^
Joey> And now we all learn how to write Eans name and the URL is complete.
Jim> Hah!  I noticed that the instead I sent it, and I tried to hit ^g, but
     I was too slow.  :-)
	--- debian-devel', 1355065224);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (520, 71, 'One Bell System - it works.', 1354973788);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (464, 'spiritual', '4.2.26-6', 4, 1354874125, 171, 51);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (464, 117, 'Dear Emily:
	I collected replies to an article I wrote, and now its time to
summarize.  What should I do?
		-- Editor

Dear Editor:
	Simply concatenate all the articles together into a big file and post
that.  On USENET, this is known as a summary.  It lets people read all the
replies without annoying newsreaders getting in the way.  Do the same when
summarizing a vote.
		-- Emily Postnews Answers Your Questions on Netiquette', 1354992036);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (464, 222, 'In Oz, never say "krizzle kroo" to a Woozy.', 1354957297);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (464, 29, 'There can be no twisted thought without a twisted molecule.
		-- R. W. Gerard', 1354886580);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (464, 208, 'I can just see it now: nomination-terrorism ;-)
        -- Manoj

haha!  i nominate manoj.
        -- seeS', 1354965885);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (39, 'zillion', '1.14-7', 3, 1354874125, 127, 74);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (39, 201, 'If you are a police dog, wheres your badge?
		-- Question James Thurber used to drive his German Shepherd
		   crazy.', 1355069528);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (56, 'jackknifes', '2.6.77-5', 6, 1354874125, 60, 172);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (56, 243, 'party, n.:
	A gathering where you meet people who drink
	so much you cant even remember their names.', 1354920717);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (56, 275, '<Knghtbrd> you know, Linux needs a platform game starring Tux
<Knghtbrd> kinda Super Marioish, but with Tux and things like little cyber
           bugs and borgs and that sort of thing ...
<Knghtbrd> And you have to jump past billgatus and hit the key to drop him
           into the lava and then you see some guy that looks like a RMS
           or someone say "Thank you for rescuing me Tux, but Linus
           Torvalds is in another castle!"', 1354970842);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (105, 'alberios', '5.5-8', 14, 1354874126, 131, 251);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (105, 18, 'Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an
autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door.
		-- Marlo Thomas', 1355050122);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (105, 5, 'I love mankind ... Its people I hate.
		-- Schulz', 1355122593);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (105, 39, 'In Oz, never say "krizzle kroo" to a Woozy.', 1355119973);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (167, 'suppliant', '7.4.0-4', 7, 1354874126, 8, 280);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (167, 269, '"This knowledge I pursure is the finest pleasure I have ever known.  I could
no sooner give it up that I could the very air that I breath."
-- Paolo Uccello, Renaissance artist, discoverer of the laws of perspective', 1354959173);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (167, 104, 'A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on.
		-- Fred Allen', 1355045233);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (167, 299, 'share, n.:
	To give in, endure humiliation.', 1354992418);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (585, 'albs', '7.19-7', 9, 1354874126, 97, 136);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (585, 27, 'Woodwards Law:
	A theory is better than its explanation.', 1354991177);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (585, 109, 'Be warned that typing \fBkillall \fIname\fP may not have the desired
effect on non-Linux systems, especially when done by a privileged user.
	-- From the killall manual page', 1355091206);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (585, 274, 'Things will be bright in P.M.  A cop will shine a light in your face.', 1354956066);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (585, 276, 'You have a deep interest in all that is artistic.', 1354946741);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (685, 203, 'The savior becomes the victim.', 1355007301);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (685, 38, '"Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor
of journalism in that by giving us the opinion of the uneducated,
it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community."
                                        - Oscar Wilde', 1354896508);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (685, 140, 'We do not colonize.  We conquer.  We rule.  There is no other way for us.
		-- Rojan, "By Any Other Name", stardate 4657.5', 1354999010);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (685, 222, 'To any truly impartial person, it would be obvious that I am always right.', 1355006921);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (498, 175, 'Hear about the young Chinese woman who just won the lottery?
One fortunate cookie...', 1355010222);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (498, 103, '	In "King Henry VI, Part II," Shakespeare has Dick Butcher suggest to
his fellow anti-establishment rabble-rousers, "The first thing we do, lets
kill all the lawyers."  That action may be extreme but a similar sentiment
was expressed by Thomas K. Connellan, president of The Management Group, Inc.
Speaking to business executives in Chicago and quoted in Automotive News,
Connellan attributed a measure of Americas falling productivity to an excess
of attorneys and accountants, and a dearth of production experts.  Lawyers
and accountants "do not make the economic pie any bigger; they only figure
out how the pie gets divided.  Neither profession provides any added value
to product."
	According to Connellan, the highly productive Japanese society has
10 lawyers and 30 accountants per 100,000 population.  The U.S. has 200
lawyers and 700 accountants.  This suggests that "the U.S. proportion of
pie-bakers and pie-dividers is way out of whack."  Could Dick Butcher have
been an efficiency expert?
		-- Motor Trend, May 1983', 1355101660);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (498, 31, 'Ive been on a diet for two weeks and all Ive lost is two weeks.
		-- Totie Fields', 1354975859);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (498, 199, 'You buttered your bread, now lie in it.', 1355039942);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (826, 'connolly', '2.6-10', 16, 1354874126, 97, 152);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (826, 269, 'I hope I bought the right relish ... zzzzzzzzz ...', 1355123838);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (826, 21, 'I see the eigenvalue in thine eye,
I hear the tender tensor in thy sigh.
Bernoulli would have been content to die
Had he but known such _a-squared cos 2(phi)!
		-- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad"', 1354978976);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (144, 'decorations', '3.11.36-2', 4, 1354874126, 219, 209);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (144, 25, 'The trouble with being punctual is that people think you have nothing more
important to do.', 1354886871);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (144, 237, 'Beware of a tall blond man with one black shoe.', 1354945853);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (144, 232, 'Yow!  Those people look exactly like Donnie and Marie Osmond!!', 1355013404);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (44, 'flagellations', '4.2-10', 12, 1354874126, 113, 77);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (44, 14, 'I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.
		-- Richard Burton', 1354987335);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (44, 88, 'QOTD:
	"I never met a man I couldnt drink handsome."', 1355068230);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (44, 38, 'Authors (and perhaps columnists) eventually rise to the top of whatever
depths they were once able to plumb.
		-- Stanley Kaufman', 1355128320);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (44, 241, 'The most important design issue... is the fact that Linux is supposed to 
be fun...
	-- Linus Torvalds at the First Dutch International Symposium on Linux', 1354912882);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (562, 'cohabitant', '6.19-9', 9, 1354874126, 301, 50);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (562, 14, 'Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives.', 1355069931);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (116, 'appreciatively', '7.6-5', 3, 1354874126, 108, 280);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (116, 8, 'Consultant, n.:
	An ordinary man a long way from home.', 1354932768);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (116, 90, 'Again she fled, but swift he came.
Tinuviel!  Tinuviel!
He called her by her elvish name;
And there she halted listening.
One moment stood she, and a spell
His voice laid on her: Beren came
And doom fell on Tinuviel
That in his arms lay glistening.

As Beren looked into her eyes
Within the shadows of her hair,
The trembling starlight of the skies
He saw there mirrored shimmering.
Tinuviel the elven-fair,
Immortal maiden elven-wise,
About him cast her shadowy hair
And arms like silver glimmering.

Long was the way that fate them bore,
Oer stony mountains cold and grey,
Through halls of iron and darkling door,
And woods of nightshade morrowless.
The Sundering Seas between them lay,
And yet at last they met once more,
And long ago they passed away
In the forest singing sorrowless.
		-- J. R. R. Tolkien', 1354890895);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (279, 'lavishness', '0.18.54-4', 7, 1354874126, 117, 267);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (279, 56, 'There is nothing wrong with Southern California that a rise in the
ocean level wouldnt cure.
		-- Ross MacDonald', 1354995062);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (279, 287, 'Mac Airways:
The cashiers, flight attendants and pilots all look the same, feel the same
and act the same. When asked questions about the flight, they reply that you
dont want to know, dont need to know and would you please return to your
seat and watch the movie.', 1354968858);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (628, 'forehands', '5.1.27-7', 15, 1354874126, 53, NULL);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (628, 178, 'One of the major difficulties Trillian experienced in her relationship with
Zaphod was learning to distinguish between him pretending to be stupid just
to get people off their guard, pretending to be stupid because he couldnt
be bothered to think and wanted someone else to do it for him, pretending
to be so outrageously stupid to hide the fact that he actually didnt understand
hat was going on, and really being genuinely stupid.  He was reknowned for 
being quite clever and quite clearly was so -- but not all the time, which
obviously worried him, hence the act.  He preferred people to be puzzled
rather than contemptuous.  This above all appeared to Trillian to be
genuinely stupid, but she could no longer be bothered to argue about.
-- Douglas Adams, _The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy_', 1354883302);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (628, 105, 'For a holy stint, a moth of the cloth gave up his woolens for lint.', 1355118026);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (628, 92, 'I find you lack of faith in the forth dithturbing.
- Darse ("Darth") Vader', 1354933795);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (707, 'turnbuckle', '6.1-4', 3, 1354874126, 130, 135);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (707, 7, 'I knew her before she was a virgin.
		-- Oscar Levant, on Doris Day', 1354957477);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (707, 125, 'QOTD:
	"My life is a soap opera, but who gets the movie rights?"', 1354976360);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (707, 145, '<Overfiend> Culus: wanna suspend me for it? :)
<Culus> Overfiend:  Go maliciously crack a few severs and well talk
<Overfiend> Culus: damn, it has to be malicious?
<Culus> Overfiend:  Sadly, yes', 1354914456);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (512, 'ganeshas', '6.5.49-5', 8, 1354874126, 144, 59);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (512, 17, 'Kents Heuristic:
	Look for it first where youd most like to find it.', 1355129572);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (512, 45, 'Landru! Guide us!
		-- A Beta 3-oid, "The Return of the Archons", stardate 3157.4', 1354998083);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (512, 134, 'There is, however, a strange, musty smell in the air that reminds me of
something...hmm...yes...Ive got it...theres a VMS nearby, or Im a Blit.
             -- Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution', 1354976462);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (653, 'librarianship', '1.6-6', 14, 1354874127, 198, 236);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (653, 67, 'Plus ,ca change, plus cest la m^eme chose.
	[The more things change, the more they remain the same.]
		-- Alphonse Karr, "Les Gu^epes"', 1354993565);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (653, 26, 'Now its time to say goodbye
To all our company...
M-I-C	(see you next week!)
K-E-Y	(Why?  Because we LIKE you!)
M-O-U-S-E.', 1354993908);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (653, 72, 'If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger hands.', 1355038295);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (653, 146, '"and i actually like debian 2.0 that much i completely revamped the
default config of the linux systems our company sells and reinstalled any
of the linux systems in the office and here at home.."', 1355056003);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (43, 'convivialitys', '7.4-8', 16, 1354874127, 279, 184);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (43, 110, 'He who laughs last didnt get the joke.', 1355041574);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (43, 91, 'Absolutum obsoletum.  (If it works, its out of date.)
		-- Stafford Beer', 1354983762);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (260, 'hobbling', '5.4.30-9', 1, 1354874127, 301, 200);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (260, 282, 'Most people prefer certainty to truth.', 1355043274);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (260, 229, 'The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.  And
vice versa.', 1354945379);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (260, 14, 'I wonder if theres anything GOOD on tonight?', 1355036747);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (142, 'hunspell', '0.8-3', 14, 1354874127, 32, 280);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (142, 281, 'You will soon meet a person who will play an important role in your life.', 1354910327);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (142, 153, 'Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
		-- Lily Tomlin', 1355129546);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (142, 169, 'Be careful when a loop exits to the same place from side and bottom.', 1354916509);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (142, 5, 'If the government doesnt trust the people, why doesnt it dissolve them
and elect a new people?', 1355117515);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (599, 'pinkest', '1.10-5', 11, 1354874127, 265, 50);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (599, 170, '"The eleventh commandment was `Thou Shalt Compute or `Thou Shalt Not
Compute -- I forget which."
		-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982', 1354977629);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (599, 79, 'Dear Emily:
	I collected replies to an article I wrote, and now its time to
summarize.  What should I do?
		-- Editor

Dear Editor:
	Simply concatenate all the articles together into a big file and post
that.  On USENET, this is known as a summary.  It lets people read all the
replies without annoying newsreaders getting in the way.  Do the same when
summarizing a vote.
		-- Emily Postnews Answers Your Questions on Netiquette', 1354989029);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (599, 19, '		What I Did During My Fall Semester
On the first day of my fall semester, I got up.
Then I went to the library to find a thesis topic.
Then I hung out in front of the Dover.

On the second day of my fall semester, I got up.
Then I went to the library to find a thesis topic.
Then I hung out in front of the Dover.

On the third day of my fall semester, I got up.
Then I went to the library to find a thesis topic.
I found a thesis topic:
	How to keep people from hanging out in front of the Dover.
		-- Sister Mary Elephant, "Student Statement for Black Friday"', 1355011740);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (343, 'lighters', '8.0-6', 8, 1354874127, 186, 64);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (343, 6, 'In success theres a tendency to keep on doing what you were doing.
		-- Alan Kay', 1354924701);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (815, 'benny', '3.7.59-8', 10, 1354874127, 11, 236);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (815, 235, '  Id give my right arm to be ambidextrous.', 1354979473);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (815, 127, 'You have a tendency to feel you are superior to most computers.', 1355073891);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (815, 179, 'This is National Non-Dairy Creamer Week.', 1355094529);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (643, 'ladles', '8.7.70-2', 2, 1354874127, 274, 52);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (643, 304, 'Little known fact about Middle Earth: The Hobbits had a very sophisticated
computer network!  It was a Tolkien Ring...', 1354971640);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (643, 101, 'I hope Im not getting so famous that I cant think out load [sic] anymore.
             -- Larry Wall in <199709032332.QAA21669@wall.org>', 1355131761);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (643, 61, 'If God had not given us sticky tape, it would have been necessary to invent it.', 1355115537);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (643, 235, 'It is against the grain of modern education to teach children to program.
What fun is there in making plans, acquiring discipline in organizing
thoughts, devoting attention to detail, and learning to be self-critical?
		-- Alan Perlis', 1355030198);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (305, 'concentrates', '9.1-5', 2, 1354874127, 261, 7);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (305, 60, 'Man is an animal that makes bargains: no other animal does this--
no dog exchanges bones with another.
		-- Adam Smith', 1355035964);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (15, 'democrats', '3.13-6', 15, 1354874127, 154, 201);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (15, 261, '"This isnt brain surgery; its just television."
- David Letterman', 1355117179);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (15, 256, 'No one wants war.
		-- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3201.7', 1354954282);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (310, 'brendan', '8.13.13-6', 11, 1354874127, 80, 50);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (310, 45, 'Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them.', 1354937948);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (310, 44, '94% of the women in America are beautiful and the rest hang out around here.', 1354987024);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (310, 220, 'What no spouse of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is working
when hes staring out the window.', 1355123621);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (310, 122, 'And other operators arent so special syntactically, but weird
in other ways, like "scalar", and "goto".
             -- Larry Wall in <199711071749.JAA29751@wall.org>', 1355129473);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (838, 'climate', '8.10-8', 9, 1354874127, 75, 32);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (838, 281, 'October.

This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in.

The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June,
December, August, and February.

		-- Mark Twain, "Puddnhead Wilsons Calendar"', 1354994848);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (838, 83, 'A diplomat is man who always remembers a womans birthday but never her age.
		-- Robert Frost', 1355034739);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (838, 289, 'memo, n.:
	An interoffice communication too often written more for the benefit
	of the person who sends it than the person who receives it.', 1354879999);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (838, 135, 'Im going to raise an issue and stick it in your ear.
		-- John Foreman', 1354932258);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (320, 'victorias', '6.12-4', 6, 1354874127, 75, 33);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (320, 200, 'I would rather spend 10 hours reading someone elses source code than
10 minutes listening to Musak waiting for technical support which isnt.
	-- Dr. Greg Wettstein, Roger Maris Cancer Center', 1354905777);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (320, 96, 'Do you think the "Monkees" should get gas on odd or even days?', 1354949391);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (320, 12, '/*
 * Buddy system. Hairy. You really arent expected to understand this
 *
 */
	-- From /usr/src/linux/mm/page_alloc.cA', 1354991760);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (769, 'ionizer', '5.13-7', 4, 1354874127, 304, 175);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (769, 302, 'One toke over the line, sweet Mary,
One toke over the line,
Sittin downtown in a railway station,
One toke over the line.
Waitin for the train that goes home,
Hopin that the train is on time,
Sittin downtown in a railway station,
One toke over the line.', 1354954486);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (722, 'anyplace', '1.17.88-2', 6, 1354874127, 187, 112);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (722, 45, 'The rhino is a homely beast,
For human eyes hes not a feast.
Farewell, farewell, you old rhinoceros,
Ill stare at something less prepoceros.
		-- Ogden Nash', 1355096488);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (722, 116, 'First Law of Socio-Genetics:
	Celibacy is not hereditary.', 1355097843);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (646, 'alack', '5.17.58-10', 7, 1354874128, 94, 214);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (646, 215, 'Rule #7: Silence is not acquiescence.
	Contrary to what you may have heard, silence of those present is
	not necessarily consent, even the reluctant variety.  They simply may
	sit in stunned silence and figure ways of sabotaging the plan after
	they regain their composure.', 1354920629);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (646, 274, 'Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans; its lovely to be silly
at the right moment.
		-- Horace', 1355091123);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (646, 293, 'Nutritional Slumming:
	Food whose enjoyment stems not from flavor but from a
complex mixture of class connotations, nostalgia signals, and
packaging semiotics: Katie and I bought this tub of Multi-Whip instead
of real whip cream because we thought petroleum distillate whip
topping seemed like the sort of food that air force wives stationed in
Pensacola back in the early sixties would feed their husbands to
celebrate a career promotion.
		-- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated
		   Culture"', 1355041108);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (598, 'ambiguities', '5.1.7-6', 1, 1354874128, 176, 37);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (598, 170, 'If Machiavelli were a programmer, hed have worked for AT&T.', 1355123941);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (598, 91, 'The light of a hundred stars does not equal the light of the moon.', 1354898889);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (598, 265, 'Dead?	No excuse for laying off work.', 1354955423);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (598, 300, 'Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.', 1354893144);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (91, 'whorls', '5.0-9', 3, 1354874128, 211, NULL);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (91, 243, 'You work very hard.  Dont try to think as well.', 1355068151);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (91, 134, '* CosmicRay wishes he had some strippers here....
<CosmicRay> err, wire strippers', 1354938145);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (494, 'gopher', '0.7-8', 2, 1354874128, 84, 251);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (494, 113, 'It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy" in Jonesboro, Georgia.', 1355029176);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (753, 'mizzen', '6.7-5', 14, 1354874128, 174, 280);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (753, 11, 'e-credibility: the non-guaranteeable likelihood that the electronic data 
youre seeing is genuine rather than somebodys made-up crap.
- Karl Lehenbauer', 1354997818);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (411, 'continuance', '8.16-6', 12, 1354874128, 73, 29);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (411, 22, 'The time is right to make new friends.', 1355041179);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (456, 233, 'The Illiterati Programus Canto 1:
	A program is a lot like a nose: Sometimes it runs, and
	sometimes it blows.', 1355061761);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (456, 160, ': But for some things, Perl just isnt the optimal choice.

(yet)   :-)
             -- Larry Wall in <199702221943.LAA20388@wall.org>', 1355040326);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (456, 163, 'Who wants to remember that escape-x-alt-control-left shift-b puts you into
super-edit-debug-compile mode?
	-- Discussion on the intuitiveness of commands, especially Emacs', 1354900308);
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	Someone who comes from out of town and shows slides.', 1354891272);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (495, 250, 'He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.
		-- J.R.R. Tolkien', 1355123688);
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	Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.', 1355102401);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (495, 30, 'The rule on staying alive as a forecaster is to give em a number or
give em a date, but never give em both at once.
		-- Jane Bryant Quinn', 1355094169);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (4, 263, 'To make tax forms true they should read "Income Owed Us" and "Incommode You".', 1354905253);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (4, 109, 'JAPAN is a WONDERFUL planet -- I wonder if well ever reach their level
of COMPARATIVE SHOPPING ...', 1354970564);
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open doorway with an open mind.
		-- E.B. White', 1355119309);
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ask.  I want to get back to London, and track her down, and be alone with my
Selina -- or not even alone, damn it, merely close to her, close enough to
smell her skin, to see the flecked webbing of her lemony eyes, the moulding
of her artful lips.  Just for a few precious seconds.  Just long enough to
put in one good, clean punch.  Thats all I ask.
-- Martin Amis, _Money_', 1355094833);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (349, 115, 'Nonsense and beauty have close connections.
		-- E.M. Forster', 1355023893);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (331, 171, '< jaybonci> actually d-i stands for "divine intervention" ;)
		-- in #debian-devel', 1354957268);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (638, 36, '	"Get back to your stations!"
	"Were beaming down to the planet, sir."
		-- Kirk and Mr. Leslie, "This Side of Paradise",
		   stardate 3417.3', 1354885547);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (289, 136, 'Teutonic:
	Not enough gin.', 1354951290);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (289, 136, 'Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repainting.
		-- Billy Rose', 1355095697);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (289, 236, 'God is real, unless declared integer.', 1355053864);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (289, 294, 'If he once again pushes up his sleeves in order to compute for 3 days
and 3 nights in a row, he will spend a quarter of an hour before to
think which principles of computation shall be most appropriate.
		-- Voltaire, "Diatribe du docteur Akakia"', 1355075527);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (659, 185, 'The speed of anything depends on the flow of everything.', 1355074526);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (574, 115, 'The Worst American Poet
	Julia Moore, "the Sweet Singer of Michigan" (1847-1920) was so bad that
Mark Twain said her first book gave him joy for 20 years.
	Her verse was mainly concerned with violent death -- the great fire
of Chicago and the yellow fever epidemic proved natural subjects for her pen.
	Whether death was by drowning, by fits or by runaway sleigh, the
formula was the same:
		Have you heard of the dreadful fate
		Of Mr. P.P. Bliss and wife?
		Of their death I will relate,
		And also others lost their life
		(in the) Ashbula Bridge disaster,
		Where so many people died.
	Even if you started out reasonably healthy in one of Julias poems,
the chances are that after a few stanzas you would be at the bottom of a
river or struck by lightning.  A critic of the day said she was "worse than
a Gatling gun" and in one slim volume counted 21 killed and 9 wounded.
	Incredibly, some newspapers were critical of her work, even
suggesting that the sweet singer was "semi-literate".  Her reply was
forthright: "The Editors that has spoken in this scandalous manner have went
beyond reason."  She added that "literary work is very difficult to do".
		-- Stephen Pile, "The Book of Heroic Failures"', 1355044104);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (574, 209, 'When youre away, Im restless, lonely,
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
Heres the rub, my darling dear
I feel the same when you are near.
		-- Samuel Hoffenstein, "When Youre Away"', 1354958873);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (101, 300, 'Real Users find the one combination of bizarre input values that shuts
down the system for days.', 1355007702);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (595, 205, 'Mieux vaut tard que jamais!

[ Better late than never ]', 1354964367);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (595, 108, 'When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had slept well.
I said, "No, I made a few mistakes."
		-- Steven Wright', 1355051927);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (255, 180, 'Power corrupts.  And atomic power corrupts atomically.', 1355012060);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (255, 184, 'About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog.', 1354898818);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (255, 138, 'California, n.:
    From Latin "calor", meaning "heat" (as in English "calorie" or
Spanish "caliente"); and "fornia" for "sexual intercourse" or
"fornication." Hence: Tierra de California, "the land of hot sex."
        -- Ed Moran', 1354966692);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (252, 226, 'I might be able to shoehorn a reference count in on top of the numeric
value by disallowing multiple references on scalars with a numeric value,
but it wouldnt be as clean.  I do occasionally worry about that. --lwall', 1355083117);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (252, 186, 'I was eatin some chop suey,
With a lady in St. Louie,
When there sudden comes a knockin at the door.
And that knocker, he says, "Honey,
Roll this rocker out some money,
Or your daddy shoots a baddie to the floor."
		-- Mr. Miggle', 1354923588);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (528, 82, 'An actors a guy who if you aint talkin about him, aint listening.
		-- Marlon Brando', 1355036497);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (528, 223, 'Evolution is a million line computer program falling into place by accident.', 1355059348);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (528, 6, 'Also another major deciding factor is availability of source code.
It just gives everybody a warm fuzzy feeling knowing that there is
source code available to the product you are using.  It allows everybody
to improve on the product and fix bugs etc. sooner that the author(s)
would get the time/chance to.
	-- Atif Khan', 1354973743);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (227, 245, 'Consensus Terrorism:
	The process that decides in-office attitudes and behavior.
		-- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated
		   Culture"', 1355099872);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (227, 271, 'There seems no plan because it is all plan.
		-- C.S. Lewis', 1355055452);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (195, 212, 'Youth had been a habit of hers so long that she could not part with it.', 1355030950);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (195, 30, '3rd Law of Computing:
	Anything that can go wr
fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped', 1354945736);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (195, 284, '	THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #13: SLOBOL

SLOBOL is best known for the speed, or lack of it, of its compiler.
Although many compilers allow you to take a coffee break while they
compile, SLOBOL compilers allow you to travel to Bolivia to pick the
coffee.  Forty-three programmers are known to have died of boredom
sitting at their terminals while waiting for a SLOBOL program to
compile.  Weary SLOBOL programmers often turn to a related (but
infinitely faster) language, COCAINE.', 1355079708);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (195, 245, 'She sells cshs by the cshore.', 1355052482);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (889, 301, 'But was he mature enough last night at the lesbian masquerade?', 1355035589);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (889, 228, '<Knghtbrd> RoboHak - okay, the patch isnt broken, but my brain
           apparently is
<wc> thats nothing new (;
<Knghtbrd> wc - hush.
<Knghtbrd> =>', 1354971857);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (889, 116, 'double value;                /* or your money back! */
short changed;               /* so triple your money back! */
             -- Larry Wall in cons.c from the perl source code', 1355115809);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (889, 279, 'But since I knew now that I could hope for nothing of greater value than 
frivolous pleasures, what point was there in denying myself of them?  
		-- M. Proust', 1354950228);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (68, 'nondenominational', '0.8-2', 13, 1354874129, 296, 33);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (68, 42, 'It takes less time to do a thing right than it does to explain why you
did it wrong.
		-- H.W. Longfellow', 1354980980);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (68, 220, 'In Lowes Crossroads, Delaware, it is a violation of local law for any
pilot or passenger to carry an ice cream cone in their pocket while
either flying or waiting to board a plane.', 1355012875);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (68, 81, 'Avoid cliches like the plague.  Theyre a dime a dozen.', 1354883219);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (735, 87, 'Dont make a big deal out of everything; just deal with everything.', 1355121538);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (735, 23, 'I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your whole ____BODY!
		-- from "Cerebus" #82', 1354922908);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (735, 61, 'Why I Cant Go Out With You:

Id LOVE to, but...
	-- Ive got a Friends of the Lowly Rutabaga meeting.
	-- I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
	-- Ive been scheduled for a karma transplant.
	-- Im staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture.
	-- Its my parakeets bowling night.
	-- Im building a plant from a kit.
	-- Theres a disturbance in the Force.
	-- Im doing door-to-door collecting for static cling.
	-- Im teaching my ferret to yodel.
	-- My crayons all melted together.', 1354958129);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (735, 195, 'Ahead warp factor one, Mr. Sulu.', 1355113222);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (220, 'hike', '3.8.2-9', 3, 1354874129, 6, 141);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (220, 227, 'Smear the road with a runner!!', 1354881776);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (220, 269, 'If someone can point me to a good and _FREE_ backup software that keeps
track of which files get stored on which tape, we can change to it.
	-- Mike Neuffer, admin of i-Connect Corp.', 1355008910);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (220, 80, 'In America, its not how much an item costs, its how much you save.', 1354877427);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (220, 21, 'Should I start with the time I SWITCHED personalities with a BEATNIK
hair stylist or my failure to refer five TEENAGERS to a good OCULIST?', 1354878080);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (483, 'unconstitutionally', '6.4.10-3', 12, 1354874129, 277, 214);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (483, 94, 'It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to
mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics and chemistry.
		-- H.L. Mencken', 1355008509);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (483, 218, 'If Machiavelli were a hacker, hed have worked for the CSSG.
		-- Phil Lapsley', 1355039243);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (483, 40, 'If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a deal faster.
		-- The Duchess, "Through the Looking Glass"', 1355108082);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (483, 136, 'The chains of marriage are so heavy that it takes two to carry them, and
sometimes three.
		-- Alexandre Dumas', 1355116766);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (122, 85, 'My Aunt MAUREEN was a military advisor to IKE & TINA TURNER!!', 1355106603);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (122, 44, 'QOTD:
	"Sure, I turned down a drink once.  Didnt understand the question."', 1355117750);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (122, 257, 'Fortune Documents the Great Legal Decisions:

It is a rule of evidence deduced from the experience of mankind and
supported by reason and authority that positive testimony is entitled to
more weight than negative testimony, but by the latter term is meant
negative testimony in its true sense and not positive evidence of a
negative, because testimony in support of a negative may be as positive
as that in support of an affirmative.
		-- 254 Pac. Rep. 472.', 1354982498);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (98, 'perceptivenesss', '3.11.36-4', 13, 1354874129, 45, 147);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (98, 63, 'Q:	Whats the difference between Bell Labs and the Boy Scouts of America?
A:	The Boy Scouts have adult supervision.', 1355042745);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (98, 151, '	In the beginning there was only one kind of Mathematician, created by
the Great Mathamatical Spirit form the Book: the Topologist.  And they grew to
large numbers and prospered.
	One day they looked up in the heavens and desired to reach up as far
as the eye could see.  So they set out in building a Mathematical edifice that
was to reach up as far as "up" went.  Further and further up they went ...
until one night the edifice collapsed under the weight of paradox.
	The following morning saw only rubble where there once was a huge
structure reaching to the heavens.  One by one, the Mathematicians climbed
out from under the rubble.  It was a miracle that nobody was killed; but when
they began to speak to one another, SUPRISE of all suprises! they could not
understand each other.  They all spoke different languages.  They all fought
amongst themselves and each went about their own way.  To this day the
Topologists remain the original Mathematicians.
		-- The Story of Babel', 1354968198);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (703, 177, 'Not that I have anything much against redundancy.  But I said that already.
             -- Larry Wall in <199702271735.JAA04048@wall.org>', 1354938192);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (703, 302, 'Youll feel devilish tonight.  Toss dynamite caps under a flamenco dancers
heel.', 1355010084);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (703, 61, 'This product is meant for educational purposes only.  Any resemblance to real
persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.  Void where prohibited.  Some
assembly may be required.  Batteries not included.  Contents may settle during
shipment.  Use only as directed.  May be too intense for some viewers.  If
condition persists, consult your physician.  No user-serviceable parts inside.
Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.  Not responsible for direct,
indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error
or failure to perform.  Slippery when wet.  For office use only.  Substantial
penalty for early withdrawal.  Do not write below this line.  Your cancelled
check is your receipt.  Avoid contact with skin.  Employees and their families
are not eligible.  Beware of dog.  Driver does not carry cash.  Limited time
offer, call now to insure prompt delivery.  Use only in well-ventilated area.
Keep away from fire or flame.  Some equipment shown is optional.  Price does
not include taxes, dealer prep, or delivery.  Penalty for private use.  Call
toll free before digging.  Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product
appear for identification purposes only.  All models over 18 years of age.  Do
not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.  Postage will be
paid by addressee.  Apply only to affected area.  One size fits all.  Many
suitcases look alike.  Edited for television.  No solicitors.  Reproduction
strictly prohibited.  Restaurant package, not for resale.  Objects in mirror
are closer than they appear.  Decision of judges is final.  This supersedes
all previous notices.  No other warranty expressed or implied.', 1355123612);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (465, 107, 'Man belongs wherever he wants to go.
		-- Wernher von Braun', 1354878316);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (465, 152, 'The more I see of men the more I admire dogs.
		-- Mme De Sevigne, 1626-1696', 1354960533);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (465, 80, 'The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice so pleasurable
that I assume it must be evil.
		-- Heywood Broun', 1354904205);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (861, 291, '[End of diatribe.  We now return you to your regularly scheduled
programming...]
             -- Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution', 1355050413);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (861, 304, 'I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day cause that means
its going to be up all night.
		-- Steven Wright', 1355070150);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (313, 'boombox', '8.6-9', 10, 1354874130, 54, 64);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (313, 200, 'This is the first age thats paid much attention to the future, which is a
little ironic since we may not have one.
		-- Arthur Clarke', 1354886617);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (313, 188, '  I am a deeply superficial person. -Andy Warhol', 1355012452);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (313, 31, 'If I have to lay an egg for my country, Ill do it.
		-- Bob Hope', 1354945128);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (313, 290, 'Remember though that
THERE IS NO GENERAL RULE FOR CONVERTING A LIST INTO A SCALAR.
             -- Larry Wall in the perl man page', 1354889502);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (117, 64, 'Humor in the Court:
Q: What can you tell us about the truthfulness and veracity of this defendant?
A: Oh, she will tell the truth. She said shed kill that sonofabitch--and 
   she did!', 1354987762);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (117, 74, 'It is ridiculous to call this an industry.  This is not.  This is rat eat
rat, dog eat dog.  Ill kill em, and Im going to kill em before they 
kill me.  Youre talking about the American way of survival of the fittest.
		-- Ray Kroc, founder of McDonalds', 1355132750);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (243, 'dominants', '7.3.67-4', 14, 1354874130, 213, 204);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (243, 231, 'Perhaps no person can be a poet, or even enjoy poetry without a certain
unsoundness of mind.
		-- Thomas Macaulay', 1354927482);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (243, 272, 'As of next week, passwords will be entered in Morse code.', 1355072542);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (243, 211, 'When in doubt, lead trump.', 1354999970);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (356, 'laurels', '3.10-5', 14, 1354874130, 20, 101);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (356, 30, '"Ignorance is the soil in which belief in miracles grows."
-- Robert G. Ingersoll', 1355105974);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (356, 209, 'Far back in the mists of ancient time, in the great and glorious days of the
former Galactic Empire, life was wild, rich and largely tax free.

Mighty starships plied their way between exotic suns, seeking adventure and
reward among the furthest reaches of Galactic space.  In those days, spirits
were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women
and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures
from Alpha Centauri.  And all dared to brave unknown terrors, to do mighty
deeds, to boldly split infinitives that no man had split before -- and thus
was the Empire forged.
-- Douglas Adams, _The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy_', 1354889701);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (634, 'downtowns', '1.2.67-8', 6, 1354874130, 153, 57);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (634, 126, 'I put aside my copy of "BOWLING WORLD" and think about GUN CONTROL
legislation...', 1354969227);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (634, 231, 'When someone makes a move		Well send them all weve got,
Of which we dont approve,		John Wayne and Randolph Scott,
Who is it that always intervenes?	Remember those exciting fighting scenes?
U.N. and O.A.S.,			To the shores of Tripoli,
They have their place, I guess,		But not to Mississippoli,
But first, send the Marines!		What do we do?  We send the Marines!

For might makes right,			Members of the corps
And till theyve seen the light,	All hate the thought of war:
Theyve got to be protected,		Theyd rather kill them off by
						peaceful means.
All their rights respected,		Stop calling it aggression--
Till somebody we like can be elected.	We hate that expression!
					We only want the world to know
					That we support the status quo;
					They love us everywhere we go,
					So when in doubt, send the Marines!
		-- Tom Lehrer, "Send The Marines"', 1354983468);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (190, 'redeposited', '9.6-6', 8, 1354874130, 70, 245);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (190, 70, 'What about WRITING it first and rationalizing it afterwords?  :-)
             -- Larry Wall in <8162@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV>', 1355092026);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (533, 'truckled', '4.12.35-3', 7, 1354874130, 255, 46);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (533, 93, 'Look, we trade every day out there with hustlers, deal-makers, shysters,
con-men.  Thats the way businesses get started.  Thats the way this
country was built.
		-- Hubert Allen', 1354879023);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (891, 'pestos', '4.4.66-5', 8, 1354874130, 260, 182);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (891, 150, '	The judge fined the jaywalker fifty dollars and told him if he was
caught again, he would be thrown in jail.  Fine today, cooler tomorrow.', 1355104971);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (891, 294, 'An authority is a person who can tell you more about something than you
really care to know.', 1354917374);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (891, 302, 'Politics -- the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign
funds from the rich by promising to protect each from the other.
		-- Oscar Ameringer', 1354915385);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (891, 283, 'BELA LUGOSI is my co-pilot ...', 1354982702);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (275, 'antimacassars', '5.0.38-4', 4, 1354874130, 156, 77);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (275, 270, 'Moebius strippers never show you their back side.', 1354924718);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (275, 241, 'Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly.
		-- Henry Spencer', 1354981248);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (275, 224, 'Be nice to people on the way up, because youll meet them on your way down.
		-- Wilson Mizner', 1354944053);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (407, 'bayonets', '1.19.95-9', 12, 1354874130, 180, 200);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (407, 250, 'Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
		-- Jules de Gaultier', 1355084114);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (407, 79, 'Ive been there.', 1354916270);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (407, 164, 'Vegetarians beware!  You are what you eat.', 1355000149);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (407, 129, '"Our reruns are better than theirs."
-- Nick at Nite', 1354935193);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (237, 'bifocals', '5.16-2', 15, 1354874130, 283, NULL);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (237, 241, '"Consequences, Schmonsequences, as long as Im rich."
-- Looney Tunes, Ali Baba Bunny (1957, Chuck Jones)', 1354893376);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (237, 146, 'Horngrens Observation:
	Among economists, the real world is often a special case.', 1355065593);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (351, 'disclaim', '0.10-3', 1, 1354874130, 290, 248);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (351, 113, 'When we write programs that "learn", it turns out we do and they dont.', 1354931679);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (351, 45, 'When you were born, a big chance was taken for you.', 1355036069);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (459, 'dispossessing', '1.9-9', 3, 1354874130, 148, 266);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (459, 29, 'If a camel is a horse designed by a committee, then a consensus forecast is a
camels behind.
		-- Edgar R. Fiedler', 1355016114);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (350, 'immaculately', '2.0-6', 12, 1354874130, 61, 245);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (350, 295, 'Ill be Grateful when theyre Dead.', 1354963942);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (350, 277, '... I want to perform cranial activities with Tuesday Weld!!', 1354935075);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (350, 77, 'It is Fortune, not Wisdom, that rules mans life.', 1354875733);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (350, 86, 'A private sin is not so prejudicial in the world as a public indecency.
		-- Miguel de Cervantes', 1354924880);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (213, 'suppositions', '6.4-2', 15, 1354874130, 37, 110);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (213, 221, 'The ends justify the means.
		-- after Matthew Prior', 1354986565);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (377, 'mitt', '0.3-7', 14, 1354874131, 187, 287);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (377, 296, '[Astrology is] 100 percent hokum, Ted.  As a matter of fact, the first edition
of the Encyclopaedia Britannica, written in 1771 -- 1771! -- said that this
belief system is a subject long ago ridiculed and reviled.  Were dealing with
beliefs that go back to the ancient Babylonians.  Theres nothing there....
It sounds a lot like science, it sounds like astronomy.  Its got technical
terms.  Its got jargon.  It confuses the public....The astrologer is quite
glib, confuses the public, uses terms which come from science, come from
metaphysics, come from a host of fields, but they really mean nothing.  The
fact is that astrological beliefs go back at least 2,500 years.  Now that
should be a sufficiently long time for astrologers to prove their case.  They
have not proved their case....Its just simply gibberish.  The fact is, theres
no theory for it, there are no observational data for it.  Its been tested
and tested over the centuries.  Nobodys ever found any validity to it at
all.  It is not even close to a science.  A science has to be repeatable, it
has to have a logical foundation, and it has to be potentially vulnerable --
you test it.  And in that astrology is reqlly quite something else.
-- Astronomer Richard Berendzen, President, American University, on ABC
    News "Nightline," May 3, 1988', 1355108849);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (377, 264, '> The day people think linux would be better served by somebody else (FSF
> being the natural alternative), Ill "abdicate".  I dont think that
> its something people have to worry about right now - I dont see it
> happening in the near future.  I enjoy doing linux, even though it does
> mean some work, and I havent gotten any complaints (some almost timid
> reminders about a patch I have forgotten or ignored, but nothing
> negative so far).
>
> Dont take the above to mean that Ill stop the day somebody complains:
> Im thick-skinned (Lasu, who is reading this over my shoulder commented
> that "thick-HEADED is closer to the truth") enough to take some abuse.
> If I werent, Id have stopped developing linux the day ast ridiculed me
> on c.o.minix.  What I mean is just that while linux has been my baby so
> far, I dont want to stand in the way if people want to make something
> better of it (*).
>
>                 Linus
>
> (*) Hey, maybe I could apply for a saint-hood from the Pope.  Does
> somebody know what his email-address is? Im so nice it makes you puke.
	-- Taken from Linuss reply to someone worried about the future of Linux', 1354878907);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (377, 101, 'Old men are fond of giving good advice to console themselves for their
inability to set a bad example.
		-- La Rochefoucauld, "Maxims"', 1354923015);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (377, 168, 'Space is to place as eternity is to time.
		-- Joseph Joubert', 1354943604);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (261, 'partridges', '7.1.1-3', 7, 1354874131, 251, 175);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (261, 207, 'One has to look out for engineers -- they begin with sewing machines
and end up with the atomic bomb.
		-- Marcel Pagnol', 1354917071);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (48, 'testily', '8.10-4', 7, 1354874131, 256, 189);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (48, 101, 'Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.', 1355115233);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (48, 40, 'Natural selection wont matter soon, not anywhere as much as concious selection.
We will civilize and alter ourselves to suit our ideas of what we can be.
Within one more human lifespan, we will have changed ourselves unrecognizably.
-- Greg Bear', 1354927565);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (141, 'fagging', '1.7.0-9', 5, 1354874131, 12, 143);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (141, 241, '"The student in question is performing minimally for his peer group and
is an emerging underachiever."', 1355088472);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (141, 172, 'There are those who claim that magic is like the tide; that it swells and
fades over the surface of the earth, collecting in concentrated pools here
and there, almost disappearing from other spots, leaving them parched for
wonder.  There are also those who believe that if you stick your fingers up
your nose and blow, it will increase your intelligence.
		-- The Teachings of Ebenezum, Volume VII', 1354956821);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (141, 257, 'And it should be the law: If you use the word `paradigm without knowing
what the dictionary says it means, you go to jail.  No exceptions.
		-- David Jones', 1355008664);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (141, 116, 'A motion to adjourn is always in order.', 1354947286);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (409, 'steamfitters', '5.11.33-5', 9, 1354874131, 184, 279);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (409, 294, 'Pohls law: 
	 Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it.', 1354986108);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (409, 108, '			-- Gifts for Men --

Men are amused by almost any idiot thing -- that is why professional ice
hockey is so popular -- so buying gifts for them is easy.  But you should
never buy them clothes.  Men believe they already have all the clothes they
will ever need, and new ones make them nervous.  For example, your average
man has 84 ties, but he wears, at most, only three of them.  He has learned,
through humiliating trial and error, that if he wears any of the other 81
ties, his wife will probably laugh at him ("Youre not going to wear THAT
tie with that suit, are you?"). So he has narrowed it down to three safe
ties, and has gone several years without being laughed at.  If you give him
a new tie, he will pretend to like it, but deep inside he will hate you.

If you want to give a man something practical, consider tires.  More than
once, I would have gladly traded all the gifts I got for a new set of tires.
		-- Dave Barry, "Christmas Shopping: A Survivors Guide"', 1355088255);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (641, 'exiles', '0.15.99-4', 10, 1354874131, 198, 143);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (641, 146, 'Voodoo Programming:  Things programmers do that they know shouldnt work but
they try anyway, and which sometimes actually work, such as recompiling
everything.
-- Karl Lehenbauer', 1355133241);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (872, 'pheromones', '0.2.91-2', 13, 1354874131, 254, 151);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (872, 203, 'You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.
- Al Capone', 1354938847);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (832, 'start', '8.7.68-2', 5, 1354874131, 81, 280);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (832, 83, 'A [golf] ball hitting a tree shall be deemed not to have hit the tree.
Hitting a tree is simply bad luck and has no place in a scientific game.
The player should estimate the distance the ball would have traveled if it
had not hit the tree and play the ball from there, preferably atop a nice
firm tuft of grass.
		-- Donald A. Metz', 1354934384);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (832, 91, 'You are fairminded, just and loving.', 1355003968);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (832, 252, 'And... What in the world ever became of Sweet Jane?
	Shes lost her sparkle, you see she isnt the same.
	Livin on reds, vitamin C, and cocaine
	All a friend can say is "Aint it a shame?"
		-- The Grateful Dead', 1355102579);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (627, 'abductions', '5.11.85-10', 5, 1354874131, 101, 37);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (627, 206, 'Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin is gone.
		-- John Cougar, "Jack and Diane"', 1355101577);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (314, 'stereotypes', '5.0-8', 6, 1354874131, 191, 57);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (314, 37, '"Why waste negative entropy on comments, when you could use the same
entropy to create bugs instead?"
-- Steve Elias', 1354942118);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (314, 105, '"History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions."
-- Ted Koppel', 1354886462);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (846, 'genuflected', '9.19-5', 1, 1354874131, 190, 86);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (846, 91, '<LordHavoc> the majority of windoze artists do not have the ability to
            save xpm
<Mercury> LordHavoc: They dont have notepad? *G,D&R*', 1354920768);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (846, 96, 'Woman:      "Is Yoo-Hoo hyphenated?"
Yogi Berra: "No, maam, its not even carbonated."', 1354946188);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (386, 'brigid', '9.15.52-3', 10, 1354874131, 35, 172);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (386, 268, 'Hailing frequencies open, Captain.', 1355068245);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (386, 228, 'Randal said it would be tough to do in sed.  He didnt say he didnt
understand sed.  Randal understands sed quite well.  Which is why he
uses Perl.   :-)  -- Larry Wall in <7874@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV>', 1354929737);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (386, 280, 'I am deeply CONCERNED and I want something GOOD for BREAKFAST!', 1354975055);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (6, 'johnny', '1.10-7', 7, 1354874131, 30, 101);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (6, 169, 'Mommy, what happens to your files when you die?', 1355113708);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (6, 301, '[End of diatribe.  We now return you to your regularly scheduled
programming...]
             -- Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution', 1355009903);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (6, 299, 'Dont worry if youre a kleptomaniac; you can always take something for it.', 1354953148);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (6, 59, 'Concerning the war in Vietnam, Senator George Aiken of Vermount noted
in January, 1966, "Im not very keen for doves or hawks.  I think we need
more owls."
		-- Bill Adler, "The Washington Wits"', 1355130493);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (439, 'function', '9.13-3', 14, 1354874131, 236, 263);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (439, 11, 'Im ZIPPY the PINHEAD and Im totally committed to the festive mode.', 1354986887);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (439, 277, '`Just the place for a Snark! the Bellman cried,
	As he landed his crew with care;
Supporting each man on the top of the tide
	By a finger entwined in his hair.

Just the place for a Snark!  I have said it twice:
	That alone should encourage the crew.
Just the place for a Snark!  I have said it thrice:
	What I tell you three times is true.', 1355070114);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (439, 175, 'Like the ski resort of girls looking for husbands and husbands looking
for girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem.
		-- Alan McKay', 1354964307);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (288, 'busier', '1.9-3', 8, 1354874131, 136, 23);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (288, 166, 'I love you more than anything in this world.  I dont expect that will last.
		-- Elvis Costello', 1355005922);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (288, 186, 'Will Rogers never met you.', 1354955976);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (288, 143, 'New members are urgently needed in the Society for Prevention of
Cruelty to Yourself.  Apply within.', 1355065019);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (288, 198, 'new, adj.:
	Different color from previous model.', 1354997342);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (474, 'pollinators', '0.2-3', 6, 1354874131, 291, NULL);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (474, 224, 'Having nothing, nothing can he lose.
		-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"', 1354929444);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (474, 282, '"Consider a spherical bear, in simple harmonic motion..."
		-- Professor in the UCB physics department', 1355124825);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (440, 'riflers', '5.9.79-9', 11, 1354874131, 171, 253);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (440, 120, 'Superstition, idolatry, and hypocrisy have ample wages, but truth goes
a-begging.
		-- Martin Luther', 1354962006);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (440, 200, 'Must be getting close to town -- were hitting more people.', 1354977703);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (440, 238, '	"How would I know if I believe in love at first sight?" the sexy
social climber said to her roommate.  "I mean, Ive never seen a Porsche
full of money before."', 1354918359);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (440, 287, 'One mans "magic" is another mans engineering.  "Supernatural" is a null word.
		-- Robert Heinlein', 1354898316);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (42, 'spies', '6.13-9', 2, 1354874132, 219, 275);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (42, 193, 'QOTD:
	"My life is a soap opera, but who gets the movie rights?"', 1354898363);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (42, 239, 'Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
		-- Oscar Wilde', 1354999301);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (42, 235, 'Extraordinary claims demand extraordinary proof.  There are many examples
of outsiders who eventually overthrew entrenched scientific orthodoxies,
but they prevailed with irrefutable data.  More often, egregious findings
that contradict well-established research turn out to be artifacts.  I have
argued that accepting psychic powers, reincarnation, "cosmic conciousness,"
and the like, would entail fundamental revisions of the foundations of
neuroscience.  Before abandoning materialist theories of mind that have paid
handsome dividends, we should insist on better evidence for psi phenomena
than presently exists, especially when neurology and psychology themselves
offer more plausible alternatives.
		-- Barry L. Beyerstein, "The Brain and Conciousness:
		   Implications for Psi Phenomena".', 1354987402);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (527, 'escarpments', '0.1-6', 3, 1354874132, 96, 267);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (527, 143, 'HOGANS HEROES DRINKING GAME --
	Take a shot every time:

-- Sergeant Schultz says, "I knoooooowww nooooothing!"
-- General Burkhalter or Major Hochstetter intimidate/insult Colonel Klink.
-- Colonel Klink falls for Colonel Hogans flattery.
-- One of the prisoners sneaks out of camp (one shot for each prisoner to go).
-- Colonel Klink snaps to attention after answering the phone (two shots
	if its one of our heroes on the other end).
-- One of the Germans is threatened with being sent to the Russian front.
-- Corporal Newkirk calls up a German in his phoney German accent, and
	tricks him (two shots if its Colonel Klink).
-- Hogan has a romantic interlude with a beautiful girl from the underground.
-- Colonel Klink relates how hes never had an escape from Stalag 13.
-- Sergeant Schultz gives up a secret (two shots if hes bribed with food).
-- The prisoners listen to the Germans conversation by a hidden transmitter.
-- Sergeant Schultz "captures" one of the prisoners after an escape.
-- Lebeau pronounces "colonel" as "cuh-loh-`nell".
-- Carter builds some kind of device (two shots if its not explosive).
-- Lebeau wears his apron.
-- Hogan says "Weve got no choice" when someone claims that the plan is
	impossible.
-- The prisoners capture an important German, and sneak him out the tunnel.', 1355091960);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (527, 131, 'All science is either physics or stamp collecting.
		-- Ernest Rutherford', 1354970242);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (654, 'analogies', '4.4-7', 6, 1354874132, 212, 266);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (654, 209, 'Whats the MATTER Sid? ... Is your BEVERAGE unsatisfactory?', 1354935335);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (654, 274, 'Pyros of the world... IGNITE !!!', 1354902007);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (654, 200, 'I fill MY industrial waste containers with old copies of the "WATCHTOWER"
and then add HAWAIIAN PUNCH to the top ...  They look NICE in the yard ...', 1354898155);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (761, 'microfiches', '2.3-8', 5, 1354874132, 212, 159);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (761, 76, 'Theres small choice in rotten apples.
		-- William Shakespeare, "The Taming of the Shrew"', 1355032317);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (755, 'inboards', '7.11.98-1', 2, 1354874132, 20, 266);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (755, 130, 'Never eat anything bigger than your head.', 1355115491);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (755, 34, 'Assembly language experience is [important] for the maturity
and understanding of how computers work that it provides.
		-- D. Gries', 1355065585);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (755, 137, 'My Aunt MAUREEN was a military advisor to IKE & TINA TURNER!!', 1354920388);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (36, 'drastic', '3.19-4', 3, 1354874132, 262, 149);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (36, 274, 'Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up.  It knows it must run faster
than the fastest lion or it will be killed.  Every morning a lion wakes up.
It knows it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death.
It doesnt matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle: when the sun comes
up, youd better be running.', 1355002892);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (36, 24, 'The Least Successful Collector
	Betsy Baker played a central role in the history of collecting.  She
was employed as a servant in the house of John Warburton (1682-1759) who had
amassed a fine collection of 58 first edition plays, including most of the
works of Shakespeare.
	One day Warburton returned home to find 55 of them charred beyond
legibility.  Betsy had either burned them or used them as pie bottoms.  The
remaining three folios are now in the British Museum.
	The only comparable literary figure was the maid who in 1835 burned
the manuscript of the first volume of Thomas Carlyles "The Hisory of the
French Revolution", thinking it was wastepaper.
		-- Stephen Pile, "The Book of Heroic Failures"', 1354918348);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (212, 'rosewoods', '2.6-3', 6, 1354874132, 95, 275);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (212, 25, 'The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice
and tragedy.  What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the
master calls a butterfly.
		-- Messiahs Handbook : Reminders for the Advanced Soul', 1355049763);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (212, 43, 'Its no use crying over spilt milk -- it only makes it salty for the cat.', 1355009623);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (614, 'rusticating', '3.8.42-6', 8, 1354874132, 273, 89);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (614, 21, 'Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.', 1354993031);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (614, 134, 'In order to succeed in any enterprise, one must be persistent and patient.
Even if one has to run some risks, one must be brave and strong enough to
meet and overcome vexing challenges to maintain a successful business in
the long run.  I cannot help saying that Americans lack this necessary 
challenging spirit today.
- Hajime Karatsu', 1355017212);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (614, 166, 'Sigh.  I like to think its just the Linux people who want to be on
the "leading edge" so bad they walk right off the precipice.
(Craig E. Groeschel)', 1355008476);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (614, 59, 'The price one pays for pursuing any profession, or calling, is an intimate
knowledge of its ugly side.
		-- James Baldwin', 1355044849);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (649, 'herniate', '6.19-7', 12, 1354874132, 233, 57);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (649, 252, 'Its amazing how much better you feel once youve given up hope.', 1355058260);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (649, 40, 'April 1

This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three
hundred and sixty-four.
		-- Mark Twain, "Puddnhead Wilsons Calendar"', 1354920638);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (649, 184, 'Truth will out this morning.  (Which may really mess things up.)', 1355076573);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (649, 119, 'In the dimestores and bus stations
People talk of situations
Read books repeat quotations
Draw conclusions on the wall.
		-- Bob Dylan', 1354932693);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (606, 'economists', '3.10-10', 13, 1354874132, 76, 50);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (606, 226, 'True, it returns "" for false, but "" is an even more interesting
number than 0.
             -- Larry Wall in <199707300650.XAA05515@wall.org>', 1354877731);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (606, 300, 'Ive enjoyed just about as much of this as I can stand.', 1354886509);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (867, 'bradbury', '3.1.92-5', 7, 1354874132, 113, 52);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (867, 194, 'Natural selection wont matter soon, not anywhere as much as concious selection.
We will civilize and alter ourselves to suit our ideas of what we can be.
Within one more human lifespan, we will have changed ourselves unrecognizably.
-- Greg Bear', 1355038073);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (867, 151, 'Do you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space?', 1355050597);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (867, 62, 'if (me != you)        // FIXME: probably always true, delete?
    for (n = 0; n < who_knows_what; n++) {
        answer = DoSomething (withthis[n]);
        if (answer == foobar) {
            GetLost (n);
            break;
        }
    }', 1355106822);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (867, 254, 'FORTUNES GUIDE TO DEALING WITH REAL-LIFE SCIENCE FICTION: #2
What to do...
    if you get a phone call from Mars:
	Speak slowly and be sure to enunciate your words properly.  Limit
	your vocabulary to simple words.  Try to determine if you are
	speaking to someone in a leadership capacity, or an ordinary citizen.

    if he, she or it doesnt speak English?
	Hang up.  Theres no sense in trying to learn Martian over the phone.
	If your Martian really had something important to say to you, he, she
	or it would have taken the trouble to learn the language before
	calling.

    if you get a phone call from Jupiter?
	Explain to your caller, politely but firmly, that being from Jupiter,
	he, she or it is not "life as we know it".  Try to terminate the
	conversation as soon as possible.  It will not profit you, and the
	charges may have been reversed.', 1355108763);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (583, 279, 'Fellow programmer, greetings!  You are reading a letter which will bring
you luck and good fortune.  Just mail (or UUCP) ten copies of this letter
to ten of your friends.  Before you make the copies, send a chip or
other bit of hardware, and 100 lines of C code to the first person on the
list given at the bottom of this letter.  Then delete their name and add
yours to the bottom of the list.

Dont break the chain!  Make the copy within 48 hours.  Gerald R. of San
Diego failed to send out his ten copies and woke the next morning to find
his job description changed to "COBOL programmer."  Fred A. of New York sent
out his ten copies and within a month had enough hardware and software to
build a Cray dedicated to playing Zork.  Martha H. of Chicago laughed at
this letter and broke the chain.  Shortly thereafter, a fire broke out in
her terminal and she now spends her days writing documentation for IBM PCs.

Dont break the chain!  Send out your ten copies today!
For example, if \thinmskip = 3mu, this makes \thickmskip = 6mu.  But if
you also want to use \skip12 for horizontal glue, whether in math mode or
not, the amount of skipping will be in points (e.g., 6pt).  The rule is
that glue in math mode varies with the size only when it is an \mskip;
when moving between an mskip and ordinary skip, the conversion factor
1mu=1pt is always used.  The meaning of \mskip\skip12 and
\baselineskip=\the\thickmskip should be clear.
		-- Donald Knuth, TeX 82 -- Comparison with TeX80', 1355092289);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (583, 75, 'Yow!  And then we could sit on the hoods of cars at stop lights!', 1355080119);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (583, 267, 'We should start referring to processes which run in the background by their 
correct technical name... paenguins.
	-- Kevin M. Bealer, commenting on the penguin Linux logo', 1355052270);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (583, 183, 'Speers 1st Law of Proofreading:
	The visibility of an error is inversely proportional to the
	number of times you have looked at it.', 1354923241);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (382, 'severals', '9.6.3-2', 16, 1354874132, 109, 132);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (382, 94, 'In the force if Yodas so strong, construct a sentence with words in
the proper order then why cant he?', 1354940790);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (668, 'resoles', '1.5-1', 14, 1354874132, 218, 290);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (668, 155, 'If you remove stricture from a large Perl program currently, youre just
installing delayed bugs, whereas with this feature, youre installing an
instant bug thats easily fixed.  Whoopee.
             -- Larry Wall in <199710050130.SAA04762@wall.org>', 1355105091);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (89, 'cancellations', '6.2-2', 3, 1354874132, 118, 173);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (89, 298, '  "Emergency!"  Sgiggs screamed, ejecting himself from the tub like it was
a burning car.  "Dial one!  Get room service!  Code red!"  Stiggs was on
the phone immediately, ordering more rose blossoms, because, according to
him, the ones floating in the tub had suddenly lost their smell.  "I demand
smell," he shrilled.  "I expecting total uninterrupted smell from these
f*cking roses."

  Unfortunately, the service captain didnt realize that the Stiggs situation
involved fifty roses.  "What am I going to do with this?" Stiggs sneered at
the weaseling hotel goon when he appeared at our door holding a single flower
floating in a brandy glass.  Stiggss tirade was great.  "Do you see this
bathtub?  Do you notice any difference between the size of the tub and the
size of that spindly wad of petals in your hand?  I need total bath coverage.
I need a completely solid layer of roses all around me like puffing factories
of smell, attacking me with their smell and power-ramming big stinking
concentrations of rose odor up my nostrils until Im wasted with pleasure."
It wasnt long before we got so dissatisfied with this incompetence that we
bolted.
-- The Utterly Monstrous, Mind-Roasting Summer of O.C. and Stiggs,
   National Lampoon, October 1982', 1355091827);
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INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (211, 131, 'I feel ... JUGULAR ...', 1355030985);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (211, 174, 'Im pretending Im pulling in a TROUT!  Am I doing it correctly??', 1354904581);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (211, 279, 'We dont believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack.
		-- Marie Ebner von Eschenbach', 1354974233);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (594, 'loyalism', '6.14-7', 4, 1354874133, 169, 214);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (594, 154, 'I would gladly raise my voice in praise of women, only they wont let me
raise my voice.
		-- Winkle', 1354899567);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (404, 'reappeared', '8.15.46-10', 3, 1354874133, 125, 303);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (404, 206, 'Backward conditioning:
	Putting saliva in a dogs mouth in an attempt to make a bell ring.', 1355109868);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (404, 100, 'Go not unto the Usenet for advice, for you will be told both yea and nay (and
quite a few things that just have nothing at all to do with the question).
	-- seen in a .sig somewhere', 1355080092);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (404, 20, 'I knew her before she was a virgin.
		-- Oscar Levant, on Doris Day', 1355011652);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (751, 'arrow', '6.2-3', 4, 1354874133, 236, NULL);
INSERT INTO PackageComments (PackageID, UsersID, Comments, CommentTS) VALUES (751, 49, 'If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?', 1354958768);
INSERT INTO Packages (ID, Name, Version, CategoryID, SubmittedTS, SubmitterUID, MaintainerUID) VALUES  (899, 'tourniquets', '1.12-4', 6, 1354874133, 29, 37);
