"And kids... learn something from Susie and Eddie.
 If you think theres a maniacal psycho-geek in the
 basement:
    1)	Dont give him a chance to hit you on the
	head with an axe!
    2)	Flee the premises... even if youre in your
	underwear.
    3)	Warn the neighbors and call the police.
 But whatever else you do... DONT GO DOWN IN THE DAMN BASEMENT!"
-- Saturday Night Live meets Friday the 13th