Life Sucks.  Cynical, misanthropic male, 34, looking for soul mate but
certain not to find her.  Drop me a note.  Ill call you, well talk and
Ill ask you out to dinner where Ill probably spend more than I can
afford in a feeble attempt to impress you.  Then well realize we have
absolutely nothing in common and well go our separate ways, more
embittered and depressed than before (if such a thing is possible).