Were Knights of the Round Table
We dance wheneer were able
We do routines and chorus scenes	Were knights of the Round Table
With footwork impeccable		Our shows are formidable
We dine well here in Camelot		But many times
We eat ham and jam and Spam a lot.	Were given rhymes
					That are quite unsingable
In war were tough and able,		Were opera mad in Camelot
Quite indefatigable			We sing from the diaphragm a lot.
Between our quests
We sequin vests
And impersonate Clark Gable
Its a busy life in Camelot.
I have to push the pram a lot.
		-- Monty Python